miserable

[nnnbbbmmm79]

Hey motherfucker i didn't forget about you, and thats probably because of the miserable life i lead, or else I would have. But you present this intellectual art in a way that I have never witnessed before. You really are needed, because humans who don't fall into the catagory of dumbfuck, asshole, or ignoramous pop-culture earing fuck-heads need to experience real thought and real truth. Although you're an asshole, you make some good shit. If I don't here from you, maybe I'll try taking over.

[6Vale6end6]

I hope I get a chance to shake your hand one day.

[ICouldNameEight]

John this is the greatest thing my eyes and ears have ever witnessed.

[baton5]

please come back, seriously...

[dafunker00]

i dont know if i would be able to go through life without ractalfece

[Bruin3308]

"There are so many men who wish to have sex with the mentally handicap and not become sex offenders."

HAHAHAHA! Who says stuff like this?!?! I love it.

[TsarObezyanka]

You are pure poetry :D

[graham6419]

He was a terrible person leading a terrible life...

me too.

[geroldkid]

Genius. Surreal poetry ^_-

[ilove88888]

I do that all the time when i wash cloths

[Gollon666]

I was born under the same circumstances, and I have always been a bit slow thinking. I don't think nearly as bad as the man you described and I certainly hope that I don't age that bad mentally.

[jobfromthebible]

I have a girlfriend like from a magazine - spastic monthly.

[OooooGODooooO]

Jesus plays strange waffle tricks.

Free God.

Offer ends April 18

[jamesthecheezeburger]

i like the music u use

[jcrist]

time for a new vid man.

I need it.

[theniha]

dude, i took care of a guy with CP for 5 months, this could have been me makin this exact video. shitty drawrers and all

[reaperhatch86]

he had cp? Cant you call the police on him?

[truvelocity]

It's a thankless job; and you have truly earned your kindness through patient resolve.

You have my unconditional grattitude.

[dhwty935]

fucking awesome.

beautiful, caustic, and funny all at the same time

without getting in each other's way.

[graham6419]

Read Soren Kierkegaard, I think you will like him.

[ScrapperSara]

You are a brave, brave man for working in a Ind. Living Facility. Love the video.

[Edgeof666]

Fucking awesome, as always. I kinda miss your video responses, are you ever going to start doing those again?

[Jessymandias]

I like his responces, but I like these prose-poems too...I just wish he'd make more of everything! :"D

[bobisonthecob]

In the northwest we pronounce poem, poam. it's one syllable, this video was like a poam.

[Fun247247]

Yep and we also go acrossed the street to get some burr.

I was at Powell's Books yesterday and I said to the boys, Let's go acrossed the street to Rockos Pizza and get us a slice and a pitcher of burr and they said, What?, and I said some liquids man, some burr. Oh! they said, And after that we should hit the record store, I said yeah, if the Grottos not open.

[bobisonthecob]

theres nothing like getting up on your ruff to wartch the airshow and drinking a couple uh burrs

[kibonki]

I like it a lot.

[immenselameness]

you make me late for class

[whosniffedme]

John, you're the only you tuber i care about. And poet for that matter. I'm glad that you're not a sell out dickhole like my past idols. I love you.

[6Churches]

Loved every second.

[saintmalo]

you're the best.

[ShadeuxMaraxus]

Hey John. I love your work and i know you like the live poetry, but when are you gonna start doing your video respones again. I know that metaphysical sceinces BS went down but are you gonna stop doing video respones because of it?

[DontSayCunt]

Brilliant.

[DeathofRooster]

*Claps*

[dtandersen]

lol wut?

[weatherkop]

that group home is a goldmine of inspiration

[Dem0nJohn]

Your're a great vlogger

[SoakyBeaver]

Coolest guy with autism on YouTube.

[bangthatdrumb]

Hit yourself in the head with an axe. But get it right the first time.

[whosniffedme]

[strongly sarcastic]WOW WEE! Now THAT'S what i call creative criticism =D

[GeniusRickyD]

Interesting.

[bangthatdrumb]

thats a sad story.

[Dxmmonster]

amazing! your a genius

[pparasol]

I missed your stories! <3

[MsDiplodocus]

This is SO awesome. I was totally mesmerized.

[ShutUpDouchebag]

what's the easiest way to commit suicide?

[RanTaoSama]

break own neck, fast and u almost dont feel shit

[RanTaoSama]

or u can subscribe to chris crocker, but that hurts alot

[yesmar99]

john... you're the top of the pile around here, please, don't ever stop. even though you're way too good for youtube, you give this smell hole the flavor of ripe raw sweaty cheesy curdled reality that only true genius can provide. you are the gorgonzola to this toll house cracker of a website. thanks for the time you put into it... a fan

[ixkey]

Yo, bro

[taddoo7]

Get 'em! I'm puttin you on permanent 5star status..

[gnr1234]

i need to get me some weed! w00t!

[dodgeball303]

pure gold. I know a guy who worked at a group home for adults who needed assistance. I visited him at work a few times and met some of the men who lived there. This all sounds about right to me.

[MasterSgt80]

Genius. A masterpiece.

[BradleyThoma]

you make me happy, but you dont make me smile. i like that.

[RPozoA]

Hahah! so random, so great!

[N0itcartsba]

Well done mate..

Really quite innovative & layered with meaning.

[Nimnoms]

This is one of these videos where I have to remind myself that his faking it, but something in my head tells me otherwise. Beautiful!

[Deathend]

The groove was nice but you it's missing the main thing that makes your videos funny!

[CaptainZeep]

I had previously decided not to give you any compliments until now - despite the fact that after having been introduced to your videos, I watched every one of them in the span of about two weeks - just because you receive them constantly: many of which are cloying and obsequious. But, I guess I owe you something, seeing as you invested all that time into making your videos, and this one was particularly good, so, thanks. Thanks a bunch. Please, keep making these things.

[CaptainZeep]

p.s. I'm proud at having picked out the Bukowski influence prior to noticing the vids on your favourite list.

[BradOFarrell]

Get'm, John!

[Dropframe24]

Love the music, it makes your poetry complete.

[daichima]

Who are you?

[partyguy135]

Funny I had a similiar exp of my own great awesome vid brought back memories!! (not good ones but hey)

[gibax]

One of the best ever.

[JamesonPearl]

Now this is what I'm talking about, this is what you do best, I think anyway. It is never about being funny FIRST, rather, it is about insight. You are the best.

[ununhexium]

absolutely wonderful!

[meskatepunk]

i really truelly enjoy my subscription

[Flip1011]

awesome, WE LOVE YOU RECTALFECE!

[Pridonian]

"Maybe if you put in two pounds of shit"... LMAO.. that cracked me up.

[R4ndomCrap]

this reminds me of being lost in the desert, frying and dying of thirst while delirium and agony slowly eats away at my sanity.

[guitar2adam]

i have a friend who looks a lot like you.

you're videos are hilarious

[SaintSanic]

Lol, like your old videos.

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

a miserable person living a miserable life

i love that

gonna write that on my ceiling

[kyoobeh]

i love your videos, ractalfece

[Jenniferka]

you are the only man for me.

[Wolfsbaner]

Fantastic...that is all.

[theNeologism]

Life is not an easy matter... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above weakness, above all kinds of perfidy and baseness.

[gdp89]

thanks for the new video

it was great

[thoMASSIVE87]

who are you inspired by?

[BradOFarrell]

Ze Frank and Salvador Dali.

[thoMASSIVE87]

aha nice to kno. but not quite the person i was hoping to respond. love your vids too man

[DanKillDan]

Brilliant, very brilliant.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

wooooot

[TJ0607]

Ahhh... <3

Keep em comin =]

[stevemedico]

I love how this is hilarious and filled with deep sadness all at the same time. Brilliant.

[KrispyClover]

First??