Mr. T Celebrity Roast PT 1

[BarneySaysHi]

I miss George Peppard.

[TheDoctor394]

I remember this when it first came out. :-) Haven't seen it in years. Wonderful stuff.

[idiosyncrazy1980]

Maybe someone already quoted it down there but :

« His mother had 11 children – he was 4 of ’em. »

...that's just awesome !

(BTW, YT says STFU : c j o i n t . c om/?BACqMukzTnn )

[Killersfrombeyond]

R.I.P.: Dean Martin.

[wolvie041007]

wow...Dean Martin totally roasted Mr. T without a single cuss word. screw the new celebrity roasts.

[wiithepeople2]

Now I'm you, the POCKET SIZE!

[HackneyShark]

Would it have killed Mr. T to wear a suit?

[megaawsomeaustin]

@HackneyShark SHAD U FOO MR T DONT NEED NO SUIT

[kevinpompuee]

I prefer Comedy central roasts,these lot are just kissing T's arse.

[puffyclouddd1]

These people had class not like the trash today is nasty!

[lowgenius]

This has been edited to death for television. The whole thing of a "roast" is that it's kind of "this is where we stop playing nice for the folks at home and let our hair down among those like us." I mean, it's cool and all for those of us who even know who most of these people are, but I bet it the raw footage is much more entertaining.

[bluedevilz86]

Those celebrity laughs seems so fake, cant blame them tho. All the Jokes are lame as hell! Cant believe I wasted 9:41 of my life on this garbage

[bboysince1971]

RIP Nell Carter

[yotzincastrejon]

RIP Steve Jobs

[Kleavers]

@yotzincastrejon

Get out of here.

[ImNewAndHere2Stay]

@yotzincastrejon steve jobs is a greedy bastard child, remember that in peace

[leucomaofthecornea]

mr. Tim ?

[lindaa67]

R.I.P. Gary Coleman

[anabolicErik]

 weak ass roast

[sandrochatlos1]

RIP George Pepard... Thanks for the upload!

[kezadrone]

Dean Martin fuckin steemin again then.

[CALICOTV301]

This is exactly how I imagined a roast with Mr T would be like. Haha You can't roast Mr T too much

[TheOnesufi]

This is no roast it's a honey glaze. This was before Jerry springer the cultural sodomite showed up.

[shitonMOHAMMAD]

@TheOnesufi

it's always the jews that push the enveloppe beyond the level of bad taste

[jsbeard18]

@shitonMOHAMMAD

go to hell asshole, whats ur beef with jews? didnt get in to that college that the smart jewish kid in ur classroom did get into ? hahaha

[shitonMOHAMMAD]

@jsbeard18

you're a funny guy, assuming that kikes are genetically smart. In other words, you're assuming kikes are genetically superior, in other words, you're a zionist baby murdering racist prick. No wonder your old testament and talmud are so full of racist bile, and no wonder you've been getting kicked out of every coutnry for 3,000 years, you're nothing but an elitist kike racist son of a kike whore with delusions of grandeur. "Smart jew" LOL, that's oxymoron

[jsbeard18]

@shitonMOHAMMAD

uc san diego med school class of 2013 for the upcoming next academic year, so suck my dick u burger king goy frycook loser.

i am superior to u in every which way ahahaha.

[shitonMOHAMMAD]

@jsbeard18

I laugh when I hear meek little kike retards like you make these ridiculous statements behind the safety of a computer, not knowing jack shit about the person they're bragging about. How the fuck do you think you would know what I am and what I do? UCLA class of 1984 retard, I was fucking your whore mother in the ass and wiping my cum stains on her face before she even thought of farting your kike ass onto a hospital bed. Fucking retard you, your IQ must be lower than your shoe size

[jsbeard18]

@shitonMOHAMMAD

ur such a fag. ucla class of 1984 is shit compared to what i do today. u probably learned some bullshit major like communications or political science too. too much of a retard goy to do a man's major like bioengineering like i did.

little faggot, id lay ur ass out, like i did to ur sister ahaha.

[shitonMOHAMMAD]

@jsbeard18

you're a typical retarded, immature lame brain limp dick low IQ big nosed kike son of a whore. Your whole kind will turn into food for ashtrays some day, praise be to God, every one of you kinky haired jew fro big nosed deformed looking barbara streisand fat kike sheisters will end up at the bottom of a crematorioum

[jsbeard18]

@shitonMOHAMMAD

oh yeah, u gonna come turn me into an ash tray? big man. LOL keep on talking, woman. keep talking, is that all u can do ? goyish pigshit.

[shitonMOHAMMAD]

@jsbeard18

the only thing of yours that's superior to mine is your ego and your sense of delusional narcissicm you dickless, brainless twirp

[tnmusicman1]

It was nice to see a "roast-light". I have no problem with swearing ( as long as God doesn't come in to it ) but seems these days the Comedy Central roasts are a bit contrived. They swear for no purpose sometime! Is it really necessary to talk about the size of Lisa Lampanellis vag? If you have to stretch that far to find something to say just say nothing !

[FrillyHeadstone]

@tnmusicman1 OH GOD

[yiyo2008monte]

Nobody would dare be rude to Mr T, nicest roast ever

[newpowermoves]

Wow! Who knew a clean roast could be just as funny!

[WarmothStrat]

@newpowermoves This is exactly what makes the roasts they do on Comedy Central seem so classless. This was classic comedy. Not always politically correct but that was the era. The stuff is just as funny today as it was back then.

[mrmaninblack07]

wonder if mr.t banged ann jillian...man, i would!

[QmegaNC]

lmao Gary Coleman was every bit of 17 when this took place in 84. White folk love little back people....

[sevillomatic]

this is bad. But things were different back then.

[wgwrulez]

wow, is mr T a really nice guy or somethin, i mean this isnt a roast, its a tan !

[jjwilson3345]

This might be the worst roast I've ever seen. And that includes the presidential roasts with the stiff-assed Washington bureaucrats.

[wabankik]

...What The Christ is so Funny!!!...

[blackspittle]

Over laughing bunch of fakes...they pay them extra the harder they laugh...

[jjwilson3345]

@blackspittle

Yeah except most of the 70s ones Ive just seen were actually funny. I just watched the Muhammad Ali roast--and I can guarantee you Floyd Patterson almost dying from laughter was not fake.

[xxtyops]

This sucks. Not funny at all.

[Bazz7999]

Dean is Funny!!

[TheBoyofnothing]

@cta2006 and precisly one month after that i was THREE!!!!

[2ndhandsoul]

I wish there could have been an Oscar hosting team made up of Gary Coleman and Gilbert Gottfried. Perhaps Johnny Walker, too.

[Rawk4Life]

This must have been one of Dean Martin's final Celebrity Roasts because he passed away in the 80's I believe.

[Cta2006]

@Rawk4Life

Dean Martin died in december 1995

[100dreambig]

The original Mini Me!

[Commando303X]

Who would've guessed Mr. T would out-live Gary Coleman?

[Commando303X]

Shit — Mr. T didn't dress up (down...?) even for his roast? Lol.

[Beach5and]

gary coleman :O

[MrROTD]

this so good lol

[ltuomela]

Gary is what 35 there..lol...thats good what he done to Dean..

[Rawk4Life]

Gary Coleman wasn't even 30 during this roast. He died at the age of 42 in May 2010. Depending on what year of the 80's this was filmed, Gary was actually a teenager at the time.

[ltuomela]

@Rawk4Life i was being fesicious big word i know, for some one of your intelligence...lol..it means i was playing...obviously he aint that old..its a on going joke in the WORLD about his age and height for years and years and years ...sheeeeeeesh

[Rawk4Life]

I understand, I just didn't know you were fooling around.

[KellyySue143]

@ltuomela Wow, it's pretty ironic that you were rudely insulting @Rawk4Life 's intelligence but spelled facetious wrong. Ha.

[ltuomela]

@KellyySue143 haha... caught that huh...lol...and what you a keyboard guard for this rawk4life dude er what..ohh wait you have 2 channels huh..lol...fact i dont even remember wtf was said, you musta dug..board are we..lol.

[KellyySue143]

@ltuomela Are you stupid...? No I have one account; I just thought it was hilarious how dumb you made yourself look =]

[ltuomela]

no shit man it was a joke dumb ass..lol...

[ltuomela]

Mr. T is a nigga goin... look fooo im own T.V what naaaaaa

[bradlw34]

i think this roast is from 1984. a classic. on the Dean Martin Roast all of the mebers of the dias were stars.

[generalbullmoose]

Why? Some guy with the biggest chip on his shoulder ever? The biggest one trick pony since Chubby Checker.

[YourSelfDefenseShop]

Sorry but the modern celebrity roasts are more funny.

[Ls3guy]

@YourSelfDefenseShop the modren ones suck donkey dick

[kidjr27]

It's shameful to think how unclassy the present roasts are.. The evil elite owned media stands out like a bright red sign... The elite have ruined this country.. Atleast we can look back and remember the pure wholesome good times.. Now all you get on the tell-lie-vision is hate, fear, greed, gays, violence, zombies, death, etc, etc, etc...

[kidjr27]

That's right youngsters.. There was actually a time when America still had good and classy on TV.. Not evil and brainwashing like todays programs..

[kidjr27]

what year was this?

[DevSodDribble]

Where the hell are Foster Brooks and Don Rickles?? You know, the people who actually made these things funny.

[BRUTUALTRUTH]

Coleman is a boring unfunny cunt!

[kidyubyub]

@BRUTUALTRUTH Your just upset because you recently found out he is your dad.

[BRUTUALTRUTH]

@kidyubyub If he is I have turned a funny colour. Last night I had sex with the filthiest dirty whore slut scum bitch in the world - it was your momma! Ha ha ha

[kidyubyub]

@BRUTUALTRUTH Wow, that's the best you can come up with? Even my mom would say your attempt at a comeback was weak. Surely you can do better than that!? Come on, give it a try.

[BRUTUALTRUTH]

@kidyubyub I am a gentleman......so you first - I insist! :D

[cuttock]

@kidyubyub

You're fat, lonely and poor.

Stay that way, it's funny.

[kidyubyub]

@cuttock Fact check: 1) A little overweight 2) I have a great family, so not lonely 3) middle-class actually.

Judging by your weak comeback, I can see why you would make stupid assumptions. Pretty moronic. Stay that way, it's funny.

[aspersive]

Oh good fuggin' god, this takes me back to the days of "Jennifer Slept Here", "Silver Spoons", and "The A Team"! Man, this is solid gold BAD! :-))

[cuttock]

Oh and that whole Gary Coleman bit was lame and unfunny as sin. How weakw as that?

[kidyubyub]

@cuttock As weak as the fight you put up when your dad comes into your room at night.

[cuttock]

Gary Colon..I mean Gary Coleman..is a fucking loser.

WAS.

[py2007]

Dean Martin is drunk!

[DevSodDribble]

@py2007 Dean Martin was ALWAYS drunk; There's a famous story of how he was escorted out of Reagan's inaugural ball for over-doing it. And that's one of the nicer stories!

[PhilM662]

mr . t is loving this

[Jellogel]

I had such a crush on Ann Jillian

[knightflyte]

@Jellogel

Hey! Get away from Ann. She's MINE!!!!!!! ;o)

Yeah, Ann was a beauty. You and I were probably the only ones to watch that sitcom where she played a waitress.

[jayomniflexx]

Very, very nice.

[coolakiIlen007]

when is this from? look like middle of the 90´s or something.

[21evilgrizz]

wasnt gary coleman like 45 when he did this

[coolakiIlen007]

@21evilgrizz that little kid?

[21evilgrizz]

@coolakiIlen007 ummmmyeah.....gary coleman was actualy like 20 or something. look him up. he recently died....still looked like he was 12

[coolakiIlen007]

@21evilgrizz really?? damn, childrens voice and everything.. i think ive maybe heard of him

[daboidom]

iKnow you got a black belt but why do you have to wear it on your head....i DIED!!!

[Tom6093]

I pity the fool who roasts Mr. T.

[ExodusPessoa]

@Tom6093 That was so predictable but strangely still very funny lol.

[Tom6093]

@ExodusPessoa Predictable , but strait to the point. Wow one year later and I'm just getting a response. Lol

[anthony25ification]

RIP Gary Coleman

[Kleavers]

@anthony25ification

He died of multiple aneurysms. Which is kind of like... different strokes.

[VampireofEpicness]

@Kleavers *Rimshot*

[qmunnings2]

@Kleavers  lol

[LostForrest]

@Kleavers was funnier when greg said it.......but nice try ;p

[Kleavers]

@LostForrest

Wasn't it Jeffrey Ross?

[LostForrest]

@Kleavers I had to check for myself and you are right, it was from jeff ross.

I stand corrected.

[ancientstaffpub]

@Kleavers jeff ross much??

[Kleavers]

@ancientstaffpub

Certainly

[avec442]

Lame, only people over the age of dead would think this if funny.

[methodus4287]

@avec442 HAHAHAHAA!

[vidaa82]

Mr. T is my fav celeb of all time and i never knew they had a roast for him. neill carter looks pretty here.

[jilloplo]

Comedy Central could learn from this.

[pika23]

I saw Mr T at Best Buy almost 5 years ago...he was watching someone play the 360 demo kiosk. Pretty neat! everyone was whispering..like *oh fuck it's Mr T...holy crap what do we say?* 

[peckerdecker]

WOW thank you for sharing

[JimRival]

We will never see such amazing talent like this ever again. RIP Gary, you will be missed.

[rippedgenes]

Who'd of thought Don Rickles would outlast Gary Coleman.

[ClassicsWEREandARE]

awww....gary coleman So cute

[SweetWhiskerz]

These guys knew how to roast.....ribbing without being insulting

[beentold]

No offense, but these jokes are so flat, so obvious and uninspired...

I'd rather accept a bit of swearing than this stuff. I remember the first televised Friars' Club Roast. They did swear, but at least they were funny too.

[dyz12003]

ATTENTION MODERN HOLLYWOOD: TAKE NOTES!

[mynig4life]

RIP Gary

[poodleproblems]

wow...haven't seen this since it originally aired

[threat20]

True charisma, thats what Gary Coleman had - RIP

[cuttock]

@threat20

Shut your filthy mouth shithead.

[ziggybollus]

RIP Gary Coleman

[Khaddar]

I suspect that they edited out the best parts...(still good though)

[FragusXXX]

Fantastic

[JimboVids]

You know when something isn't funny when they have to use a laugh track

[raymazarek]

whers prt 2

[helvis66]

I used to eat Mr. T cereal. SUCKA!

[eldeny62]

This is the first time that I see  Mr T. laughing.

[anuerysm19]

haha gary coleman you never did become a big man like Mr T...

[Cha2002]

Gary Coleman was definitely not a kid at that time.

[BMan100]

Mr. T. is a real good sport and a goof ball at heart.

[LadyRpger]

Wish we had the classic humor like this now...there was a sort of sophistication and creativity to it.

[bummercucumber]

Bahaha. I love this.

[kasuni2009]

aww Gary Coleman is so adorable here!!

[MichaelDeanMartin]

They roasted him cause they actually thought he had a chance at a career.

[74America]

Deano was ALWAYS drunk. xD

[thexxxduelxxx]

no,dean was never drunk on stage that was part of his act

[michaelvkelly]

@thexxxduelxxx that is in no way true.

[StonedSour77]

@michaelvkelly - he may not have been totally sober, but he wasn't really drunk either.

[staintedcards]

rumor was george peppard and MR T didnt get along

[IlliterateGeniuz]

Man Youtube is da shyt!!

[IspanasOnTop]

that shorty was great.

[treesew]

I love Dean and "The Roasts", but Mr. T? This was a travesty.

[sdseals2076]

@treesew, I agree with you. Why Mr. T? There were more recognized stars with more talent. I am giving you a thumbs up.

[BlakeMason2]

Gary was MiniT before there was a mini me. hehehehe Mr. T got the highest ranks there with him including Rich Little.

[goodgoobelygoop]

If Dean Martin ain't on it, it ain't no roast!

[phantassm]

Dean: "I know you have a black belt-but why do yo9u have to wear it on your head?"

Dean: "He came from a big family-he was 4 of them!" Hilarious.

[miraeja]

damn gary coleman is white

[libralssuck]

Pocket size...lower case t

[tyltat2020]

Dean Martin is always drunk.

[Blackjesus3]

ITS PART OF HIS ACT HES NOT DRUNK

[whiskeyspray]

Is deano drunk?

[m7ree]

when wasn't he  ;-)

[Blackjesus3]

naw

[KamronFultz]

Red Buttons is the man!!!

[Sodiumreactor]

wow Gary Coleman really delivered there whatever happened to him?

[Blackjesus3]

hes still around i saw him on tv a few weeks back

[ateat2]

lolol

[blackhawkroger]

he is like that now lol

[skatetron]

dean martin loves fresh og in the morning (gin)

[bensteinke]

Wow---celebrity roasts when they were CLASSY, unlike the vile refuse put out on Comedy Central today.

[utubeissad]

I agree. Everyone just curses now. Comedy's not clever like it used to be. It's all boy's locker room humor now.

[hedonism13]

@utubeissad

Shhhhh....

[yankeefan42]

@bensteinke this was much classier, but the current comedy central roasts are 100x funnier than this.

[jimmyjazz420]

red buttons is a legend

[tonypolcaro]

The "Mr. Robert T" Roast is one of my favorites.