Food Fetish?

[AnimeCrazedd]

I never thought I'd be into food fetishes. But this guy on xbox was all like "imma put some whipped cream and sprinkles on ur pussy and lick it off" & I started thinking about it and that's soo hot :x like can you imagine someone coverd in maple syrup and licking it off then and fucking them. -3hawt. Lulz I'm only 15

[itscooltobeyou]

commitment!

you has it. XD

[miketrees25]

That was interesting.

[rolo1382]

Omg my mum says that about white bread too. :(

I'm like, BUT MOM, I WANT THE ITALIAN BREAD FROM THE BAKERY :( :( :(

[halloween1985]

I died a little on the inside after watching this. Americans are so wasteful .. there are millions of African children in need of food and all you can do is waste this to make a video? Eh, who am I kidding ... they have the flies on their faces. Yum protein.

[cognial42]

"Chicken nuggests in my pusseh!"

[jebain]

This is probably the funniest video I've seen in a long time haha. Thank you for this... it's pretty awesome!

[makinbacon254]

Fierce. 

[bubbajiff]

I CANT BREATHE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[whataboutadam]

oh my god

[volnessj]

@whataboutadam you like that baby? I'm going to make a 20 minute vlog for you as soon as you upload our picture together.

[jessicasaysthis]

:D

....

:D

[MeowArianaaa]

Oh my gosh. I died of laughter during this whole thing. My sister turned around and is like, "WTH 0_____0" XD

[dchsdl]

hahahahahaha!!!! omg this is the best video i've seen in a long long time. like like like!

[bbs5ekata]

[applause!!] Pancake the bitch!

{rushes to Wendy's}

[doubletakelook]

haha this is hilarious - so glad there are others like me :P - i'm joking

[ryder1111]

The silver dollar pancakes on the boobs killed me.

[MearaSweetnam]

Lol, dude I wanted to give you a heads up that at 3:20 within the text there's still a note that says "subtitle text here" from the imovie original text. just thought you might want to know

[volnessj]

@MearaSweetnam yeah i noticed that. No big whoop

[geezspot84]

OMg, i a friggin crying here! Loved the big pancake face-slap, so funny!!

[andrewjamie1]

HAHAHAHAHH WTF?!

[TheUniqueMe92]

HAHAHA that was soo random! I think i love you. (y)

[branflakes0909]

your hair looks fuggin amazing in this video btw.

[volnessj]

@branflakes0909 thanks boob

[omgworkpls]

*fap fap fap fap*

[JeffyJeff69]

Awesome, Creative, Original, Love it!

[Sstep]

Haha that was so wrong.

...but so right.

[kittyeggrolls]

You've been slapped by a flapjack. :P

[Frozenbutthawing]

cleanup from this must have been awful...

[3L0K1N]

I was going to go eat breakfast but I've just lost my appetite..

[Faeribear08]

You have done a lovely job framing and displaying your photographs. Who is the lady in the hospital bed?

[volnessj]

@Faeribear08 thank you for noticing. That is a friend of my mom's. Her name is Pat.

[cokeMAXX]

i think ur talented..LOL

[47claymore]

Lmao, now go take a bath! Bag for your skin! unless you have some lemons or honey.

Brandon definitely has to take a bath I'd hate being that sticky!!!!

[rjnovac]

OMG! That was the bomb!

Loved it! :)

[pokethedot123]

I feel like you do this a lot

[volnessj]

@pokethedot123

[HybridHumanSquid]

Chicken Nuggets in my pussy!?

xD Nice video guys~

[SuperGraham8D]

AHAHAHHAAH! LOVE.

[Capgungoesbang]

SOOOO good.

[rossisme37]

hahahahahahaha OMG.! what. the. hell. did i just watch!?!

excuse me as i go vomit from laughter

[thegreatcomposer]

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

[blueglads07]

lmao!! xD

[thetreessing]

lmaoooooooo!

[nemssiki]

<3 Buffy

[asifwekere]

This video is soooooo different, sooooo provocative and soooo sexy! And creative as well! Laters

[volnessj]

@asifwekere lol why is it soooooooo different? It's not like I haven't rubbed food all over my body before lol

[iynque]

Q: What does Jordan Volness scream when having sex?

A: 3:13 "Get it off! Get it off! WAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAH!" >XO

[volnessj]

@iynque HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA­H DON'T TOUCH ME!

[brobito]

lol that was weird to watch . . .

[tiggerwharton]

WTF !!?? fuKKin LMAO!!!!!

[johnxmalice]

oh my. how did you get the food off?

o.0

[volnessj]

@johnxmalice it wasn't that hard. Water works pretty well.

[JaceOfSpades65]

i'll never eat pancakes the same way again.

it'll be so much more fun now.

[cool1cool2cool3]

please make a collab vid with @spricket24 thanks

[volnessj]

@cool1cool2cool3 I've appeared in her videos before. But we really should make a video together. We've talked about it. But never done anything. It would have to be her video. She's the writer.

[mrowens131]

ahahah ! CHICKEN NUGGETS IN MY PUSSYYY !

[Blueaveo3568]

This so funny! Brava you guys. To of the most sexy guys on the tube.

[brandonballard1990]

just... wow. :D

[Spiffet]

hahahah. wow.

[MearaSweetnam]

This is amazing, lol, but now I'm hungry. You and Brandon are the shit <3

[tabernaclia]

hahhahahaha. this was fantastic.

[facesofmeth]

HAHA i fucking love this

[AnifanBaby]

This was fucking hysterical. KEEP THEM CUMMMMMIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGG!

[Daniefab]

bahaha, Great video.

(i'm interested to see how long it stays online xD)

[CarboardDucks]

i love this!

[trvlcat]

and tasty too!

[Oblivimark]

oh my goodness HAHAHA this is amazingg

[GuruMN]

Sticky is hot!

[volnessj]

@GuruMN fag. HAHAHAHAH

[azriel]

this video made me aroused and uncomfortable.....whatever i finished.

[duarteinacan]

Too cool for youtube

[Maddoxhardcore]

I watched this hungry, now I want to lick spaghetti off your chest...

[R774r]

LMFAO

[brutanika]

sooo funny

[kani92]

#LOL

[sjrg]

Chiken Nuggets on my pusssyyy !!! LMAOO!

[rugmaster58]

@sjrg chicken nuggets IN my pussy

[horrorfanatic6990]

LMFAO

I don't even know what to say about this video...

Favorited lol

[Agriking]

This made me hungry.

[spricket24]

The lighting was really good but the sound was off in the beginning. Also, the pancakes were on the burnt side. Soooo..... I mean, other than that, good video.

AHAHAHA I'm kidding- this was fucking brill!

[volnessj]

@spricket24 lol when i read this I didn't know it was from you. I was like wooooooow what a cunt. And then I saw it was you. And now i'm like WOOOOOOOOW WHAT A CUNT! FUCK YOU! HAHAHAHAHAH

<3

[Bobo4lyf]

Tittycakes?

[sammtindal]

that was kinda like Elf. with the syrup and the spaghetti.

and oh yeah. i got off.

[norlack89]

Bwajajajjajaja PANCAKE NIPPLES!!!!

ps. this could be so made into a porno XD <3

[ahjjones]

LMAO! You are the best!

[Cadwaladr]

That was the funniest video I've seen in a long time. Thanks, boys.

[mmgm]

I love you. That is all.

[NORCALVLOG]

awesome Jordan, please do more skits in the future

[dietcokeabuser]

It's okay I slap myself with pancakes ALL the time. :D

[monkey15iv]

I just died. Thanks :)

P.S: I like your bag.

[dianasof]

Oh my god that was amazing! And I loved your outfit at the beginning of the video!

[coolbox4life]

ahahaha that was so awesome... and disgusting but whatever

[amyxduh806]

wowwww

[mikethequebec]

Love love love the pancake nipples!

[frodohasthering]

i'll never eat pancakes the same way...

[coolkitty7]

@frodohasthering ditto

[Furrysides]

oh my o_O

[Hippomillepede]

chicken nuggets in ma pussy

[Joeveloso]

haha its both i think

[francisjutras90]

is it wrong that watching this makes me wish i were a bowl of spaghetti? what?

[jaifromwi]

that was.....disturbing.

[TheEagre]

Hilarious! 

[TheSaraNoir]

Hahaha you are seriously brilliant. I've never laughed so hard.

[Drengebarnet]

This is sooooo terrible. hahahahahahahaha

2:08 <3

[iamjonathanpatric]

Good fucking god.

[JollyGreen303]

Chicken nuggets...in my pussy.

Amazing.

[ConnectDisconnect]

ahaha, that was amazing - I love how your videos of molesting yourself with food have evolved over time ^___^

[volnessj]

@ConnectDisconnect HAHAHAHAHAH OMG I KNOW RIGHT! What's wrong with me?!

[francisjutras90]

OMG Jordan... why you so obsessed with spaghetti???

I mean.. Spaghetti Warrior... then THAT...

PS: i love you

[volnessj]

@francisjutras90 because that shit is cheap

[symonster01]

I cringed through most of this. Not because of the whole pancake nipple slapping but because of the mess. I think I might need to re-evaluate my life.

[And007]

bwahhaa !! yes to buffy!!

[CorzoP]

this was amazing.

[waybetterthenyou]

This is so funny,

you are so cute, not so much in the video but....

[volnessj]

@waybetterthenyou whatever.I look adorable in this video

[rianBrich]

I always wondered what The Spaghetti Warrior did in his off hours...now I know. Hot!

[volnessj]

@rianBrich BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[kika0418]

lol

[PaperSkiff]

This is why people in third world countries hate us (and by us I mean Americans), but this video makes me surprisingly okay with that.

[TheDukeOfEden]

OMFG Jordan! WTFuck! i almost shitted me trousers when you started getting freaky with that pancake! ahahaha great vid! love ya! keep em coming!

[laauraqw]

LOL pancakes over the nips. Love it.

[errezse]

fucking hilarious!!! this vid and the previus vid make so much sense. 

[volnessj]

@errezse lol i know right. I'm sensing a theme here

[errezse]

@volnessj sexual.

[dougtubeporter]

oh dear o.0

[TheSalutSalope]

This does not surprise me in the slightest. lol. It's really just another day for Jord, oh so in his element.

[DaveOf92]

Be honest, this video was just an excuse for you to smear food over yourselves.

[volnessj]

@DaveOf92 duh. But this wasn't my idea. It was Brandon's. So it wasn't like I wall all fuck i wish there was a way for me to smear food all over my pussy.

[wamerilyz]

YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNYYYY IAIMAMM LAUGHING SOOO HARDD! CHICKEN NUGGETS IN MY PUSSY? AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[adavetica]

Ohhh myyy this was hilarious! Hahahaha that must have been difficult to clean up :P.

[meaganfeagan]

how beautiful...

[jazzw0rth]

I hate that this turns me on to an extent... but it's two shirtless guys... so yeah...

[DaibhiW]

Pervs! I think the pervs are not the ones watching the video, they are the ones starring in the video ;-).

Although, if you two lived nearby I wouldn't mind coming over to eat and lick the food off those hot young bodies. But even then I would be thwarted from doing it because I'm allergic to dairy products and wheat :-(

[castellijm]

you had me laughing so hard, Jordan! you're hilarious as always. lmao xD

[missbreeza]

OMG HAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHA

[hardcorebetchohyeess]

I like the tags for this video.

[wtfsx]

WTF AJAJAJJAAJJAAJAJJAJAAJJAJAJAJA­JAJ

[heycatters]

this is the greatest thing i have ever seen.

[edgarae1]

Your hair! <3 chicken nuggets in my pussy XD

[riguy81z]

I'm hungry now

[ceres51892]

*laughing so hard I'm crying*

Oh my God.....

I feel embarrassed for watching this, but it was so funny. LOL Great job.

-Ri

[zcdarktide]

CHICKEN NUGGETS IN MY PUSSAYYYYYY

[Telegmo]

I can't tell if this is really really bad or really really good....

[volnessj]

@Telegmo i think it's a bit of both lol

[VarietyOfCheesiness]

I'm eating Tostios right now. So good. Oh and you remind me of Molly Shannon in this.

[volnessj]

@VarietyOfCheesiness oh my god that's it! TOTALLY! that's such a huge compliment. Thank you

[thorthewhore]

Covering yourself in food for a youtube video? Now that's dedication! Great idea, and I love your voice it reminds me a bit of Chris Colfer.

[volnessj]

@thorthewhore lol every time i bring up being dedicated on youtube it involves me covering myself in food.

[Masquerade918]

wow awkwardly hilarious

laughed my ass off

[ISeeItAsABlessing]

Lovely chest food combos lol

[volnessj]

@ISeeItAsABlessing haven't you ever had spaghetti with pancakes and french fries?

[ISeeItAsABlessing]

@volnessj OH honey ALL THE TIME.....I even dip my toes in whipped cream and mashed sausage links. LOL Love you!

[monalona29]

pancake nipples are awesome

[facade444]

chicken nuggets in my pussy/

You are so fucking hilarious, I loved this video!

[MrBrianGarcia]

Shit on my face? But this almost made me shit myself. Omg it was hilarious. I am dying. You pervs, keep up the yummy nasty funnies coming. I love you. XD

[volnessj]

@MrBrianGarcia whoa whoa whoa i never said anything about shitting on anyone's face. PERV!

[MrBrianGarcia]

@volnessj You so did! You threatened me!!!! In the video description. Perv. :P

[trantheman22]

i hope no one walked in while you were recording.

[volnessj]

@trantheman22 thankfully no one was home when I recorded this. But this is one reason I should really live alone. I need this freedom.

[ItsArainVilla]

hahah hilarious :D

[edgehaedjr]

It's always the skinny people who have the food fetish huh? Ahaha. This is totally funny though, ahaha.

[volnessj]

@edgehaedjr i'm not skinny. It's just a magical camera

[KBURNN]

ooooooo chiiiiild things are gonna get easierrrrr

[KoolJeffrey]

AHAHAHA wow

[volnessj]

@KoolJeffrey i bet you wish I had stayed in your hotel room

[MarvelouslyMarbolous]

GENIUS!

[undertheair]

1:25 - 1:35 hahaha too funny

[mebee415]

i feel so honored to be view number 1 :)

[volnessj]

@mebee415 you should. FUCK YOU hahahhah

[mebee415]

@volnessj i'm also honored at you verbally abusing me :P