Ask A Ninja A Question In The Comments! OmniNovember

[BCzepa]

@CupOfCraigers i think that's categorically impossible

[CupOfCraigers]

Dear Ninja,  How do you kill that which has no life?

[fakenails]

I would use the smaksaphone!

[dragon1tiger0]

Could a ninja kill Richard the Undead Warlock?

[Mastermind8908]

@dragon1tiger0 Phoenix Down + Landmine = Success

[royalic]

Is there anyone besides yourself you wouldn't kill?

[Tressom]

can a ninja be president or mayor?

[RushingWolfy]

Dear ninja. Can you kill someone through a phone call?

[fightingleaf]

Am I a ninja but am just too sneaky to notice?

[cobster45]

Would a Ninja blend?

[Mastermind8908]

@cobster45 Yes. DEFINITELY DON'T BREATH THIS!!

[waxking21]

Dear ask a ninja,

What is the true difference between a ninja and a samurai. They both use a katana and both are pretty badass. Also, if a samurai and a ninja were to battle, who would win? Please enlighten me.

Your Fan,

Hayden Morton

[GagaGiratina]

Can ninjas be ninjas without being ninjas?

- Akahana

[voldemortswilly]

was batman a ninja?

[BashMonkeyRC]

K-Note from Oregon:

what do ninjas do with the bodies of the people they kill?

[jonaheslinger]

What do I say to my nephews dog?

[DrumRDude92]

How similar to ninjas are characters like SubZero, Scorpion, and a raccoon (nature's ninja)???

Thanks.

[sanchezLD]

What's your favorite animal?

[futbolfever90]

If ninjas aren't supposed to be seen, why can we see you in this video?

[masterman123654]

Do ninjas eat soup with shuriken?

[truth2350]

What do ninjas smell like?

[vinsentcloud]

As the spokesninja, are there any other ninja lined up for the job after you?

[HerpsnDerps]

do ninjas reproduce like humans?

[kaerowyn]

How come you guys are only doing one thing a month now? Is everything OK for you guys?

[digitalfilmmaker]

@kaerowyn We're back to doing it for the love not the money, but that means we need to have day jobs. :)

[MrAmazing51]

@digitalfilmmaker are there ninja curse words?

[Mastermind8908]

@MrAmazing51 There is. When heard, they curse the victim and their head explodes in seconds. They cant be censored because people would have to hear it first to censor it. Even reading a ninja's lips... well you get the point.

[tarantulanipple]

I once was a ninja like you then I took an arrow to the knee...

[DJJimCowley]

How do you kill time ??

[TheEvilAztec]

Look out Im behind you!!!

[AgentZombieMan]

Is Chuck Norris a ninja?

[OneMorePelican]

What is the meaning of cheese?

[darkmandoom1]

DO NINJAS LIKE CUPCAKES?!!!!!!!!!

[Missykicksassdude]

Ninja vs. Shaolin Monk... who will win? >:-D

[gungasc]

TAKE THAT KEN!

[jamesbg314]

When you killed me, I came back too life, can you kill me again?

[NOFURR]

I was going to ask you a question. Then I took an arrow to the knee. Has this ever happened to you?

[336kgf]

@NOFURR HAHAHAH

[vin13ish]

Who is your favorite composers? Alan Silvestri, Danny Elfman, Hans Zimmer, John Powell, James Newton-Howard, James Horner, John Williams or none above?

[slimjimjimbo77]

did you train bruce lee?

[spartan8090]

Could you kill 20 dragons with only one shuriken?

[KatsOnFirex]

How would a ninja deal with a zombie apocalypse?

[Laitie]

What are ninjas like drunk?

[LucariosKlaw]

Has a ninja even been the most interesting man in the world before?

[thonek]

What do ninjas do when they can't reach a consensus?

[vollmir1]

vampires have no reflection...so is it true the only way to see a ninja is in a mirror

[beevers93]

Was the scat man a ninja?

[beevers93]

Is it true that Chuck Norris is every ninja but not every ninja is Chuck Norris?

[movieman631]

is chuck Norris a ninja?

[Uziban]

Do ninjas have pets?

[ouijainsideme]

do ninjas have secret ninja drugs?

[SnooPINGASusualIC]

I used to want to be a ninja like you......then I took an arrow in the knee. Can I still become a ninja?

[kalashi123]

do ninjas play video games and if so what kind?

[ToaNuiLord]

is there another ninja that tried to steal your thunder?

[Tayjar88]

Do ninjas have pets?

[RopeBurn57]

Do ninjas have some sort of secret handshake that they do when they see each other on the street?

[BLACKPhoenix242]

Do you scare from sex??

[inman333]

Do you get tired of people asking you all these questions?

[ThatBANinja]

That awkward moment when your stalking you assassination target in the shadows and he turns on the lights. -_-

Not a Questoin, But we of the ninja brethren must stick together, Sooooo Mention This in your video....

[StressmanFIN]

Will there be another Cook-to-death episode?

[IamEspio14]

Will it blend?

[5hadowSteppa]

What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber?

[khanimeangel]

Is Ninja Day still being celebrated? :D

[xxHitomiAngelxx]

What do you think of people who say Assassins are better than Ninjas?

[epicninjastar1985]

What do ninjas get for Christmas?

[Feelthefx]

NINJA SMOKES KUSH

[Hawkeye661007]

Do ninjas stuff thier kills and hang them over thier fireplace like a hunter?

[ForeverNinja12]

I'm a ninje and I'm trying to think of something to do for Ninja Day. Do you have any ideas?

[TheJADFilms]

If cats have 9 lives, how many lives do you have?

[11spiritwolf11]

If I am ninja, you are ninja and he is ninja, and she is ninja... What does that make John Cougar Mellancamp?

[CaptainContradiction]

so what would a leg rest chop off

[stringtheory00]

do ninjas ever take off their masks? if you don't, how do you eat?

[TheNinjashideuno]

Can Santa Claus sneak into Ninjas houses on christmas day undetected?

[Jacksack123b]

Can a ninja teleport into space?

[cid1231]

Can a ninja deactivate a bomb placed on the 20th floor of his lovers workplace in time to save her/him from the spider I put in her pocket?

[rnleitch]

what are ninja mothers like?

[phatwalrus33]

do ninja's have their own language?

[sgtad1]

Can a ninja find Carmen Santiago?

[Shadow3247GJ]

Can a ninja sneak up on himself

[TheNinjashideuno]

Do Ninja celebrate Christmas.... If so what is Santa Claus like. Is his name like Sakura Claws? Or something...

[MsSuperGaming]

Are ninja's good at dancing?

[beelzebub515]

what music do ninjas listen to?

[lethalbullet1]

Can a Ninja play Guitar hero while killing his victim and using only one foot?

[OmegaDragoon]

Do you accept rogue ninja into your clan?

[ToaRanen7]

Are Ninjas Good or Evil?

[eurekaseven3]

can you kill the embodiment of honor and loyalty aka chuck norris?????

[flypeepshow]

do ninjasz dRink till them get drunk and pass-out on a strangers couch and cuddle with cats or dogs.?

[sur5erman237]

will you be my friend



[alyfox777]

who would win in a fight: you or Link from Legend of Zelda?

[coolrag]

If you weren't a ninja, what would you want to be?

[Voldemortbro]

Could u kill all of my teachers? Lol

[Voldemortbro]

Could you kill my neighbour's dog? He doesnt let me sleep?

[CorruptCatalystVids1]

Oh SHIIT i remember seeing this dude videos a long ass time ago i completely forgot about them until today

[MrRedgrin]

Could a ninja perfect an instrument of death so deadly, that even a ninja couldn't survive it?

[Gearen777]

Im having trouble mastering the "if looks could kill" technique, i have only been able to Fatally maim, do you have any suggestions for mastering this technique?

[DrakeMagnum]

@Gearen777 "Fatally maim" means you're killing your victims. Success already!

[blacksasuke1243]

Hey ninja are you in. Love or married

[ZazieLavender]

Do ninjas ever wear black makeup or nail polish to increase their stealth?

[SunshineMayflower]

Do ninjas ever procrastinate?

[dishface908]

Skyrim

[vevrca]

Which is better, Skyrim or MW3?

[bruss73]

What came first the ninja or the egg?

[ChaosChao83]

Is it possible for ninjas to have amnesia? And if so, what happens?

[AvastmeKai]

How do ninjas eat tacos with that ski mask type thing on their faces? And since were talking about this.. Does it ever get hot in that thing?

[culwin]

Why don't ninjas use modern weapons like guns?

[JohnnyGoBoom4PSN]

are there ore than one ask a ninja ninjas and if so, do they have ask a ninja side-kicks?

[Dude902]

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

[rknop321]

I've been searching everywhere, but I can never find myself... am I a ninja?

[IzzyLovesRock]

@rknop321 I lol'd, that was good xD

[rknop321]

@IzzyLovesRock thanks haha

[wapaha]

How can one test themselves to see if they are of ninja heritage?

[SuperAngusk]

Why are Ninja's called ninja's?

[springbuk100]

can ninjas have super powers like scorpion and sub-zero?

[asplass96]

What are ninjas views on dental hygiene?

[biltersomesbite]

Can ninjas teleport? Because I found a ninja under my sink.

[Pokemasters96]

Dear Ninja,

Do you play any Nintendo products?

[ericou812]

who would be more stealthy? a ninja cat or "ask a ninja"?

[galaxy5saskue]

You can kill fictional characters?? Y U NO KILL EDWARD CULLEN?!

[ericou812]

would a ninja ever have a star on the sidewalk of stars?

[superjackass]

Can there be indian ninja who has a strong indian accent? rolfmao, if he answers this.... that would be so epic!!!!

[MrguyNumb9]

Whats your favorite posion?

[howtoletsplayccrs]

Which is more rare: ninja babies, or baby ninjas?

[howtoletsplayccrs]

What are magnets, and how do they work?

[howtoletsplayccrs]

How good is a ninja sword forged from a pulsar that impacted a planet in the andromeda galaxy containing high levels of a adamantium variant called galexstrom 8.7?

[howtoletsplayccrs]

What happens to a 180 year old female wizard ghost ninja when she is bitten by a level 1048 male lava vampire from hell while drowning under water in a massive vehicle?

[howtoletsplayccrs]

The parents of a five year old boy named timmy are semi-randomly killed by ninjas, but timmy survives the ninja attack. What should timmy do about this situation?

[SuperRayW]

@howtoletsplayccrs there was a survivor therefore it couldn't have been real ninjas  xD

[howtoletsplayccrs]

@SuperRayW

By survived, I mean got totaly ignored because he wasnt even there.

[howtoletsplayccrs]

What is the relationship between ninjas and four dimensional leprechuans?

[howtoletsplayccrs]

Do ninjas ever kidnap people before they kill them, and why?

[howtoletsplayccrs]

What is ninjaland, and why does is sound like an amusement park?

[howtoletsplayccrs]

What is an anti-ninja, and what is the conflict between ninjas and anti ninjas?

[97superlink]

Can I have a mention?

[xboxhero99]

Are ninjas reliated to jedis :3

[bloodsling]

Is a ninja the irresistible force or the immovable object?

[dragonfire2323]

How come you only had one podcast this month? Are you only going to be doing one a month instead of one a week?

[PixelBrainMush]

Is Chuck Norris a ninja? How do you ninja at posh dinner parties?

[TheNinjashideuno]

With the festive's aproaching I was wondering "do Ninjas have an alternative Santa Claus"

[hoovalicious1]

Oh I know Tiffany! Does that mean I am old?

[MexicanSteve1646]

If there is a Master Ninja that teaches, how would the students know they pass? Would they have to find the master or, would they have to fight the master, or is there a way we cannot begin to fathom?

[bondosho]

Can ninjas revive people as well as they kill them?

[Brakeheart]

What is your relation to quarks, as a ninja who is able to see all the nine+ dimensions?

[PforPZ]

What's Ninja sex like?

[Zthewise]

What is a ninja's opinion about Chuck Norris

[dda50]

can a ninja kill my comment?

[DemonofHell48]

Which is faster, a ninja thrown shurikan, or a ninja?

[TheIntenseness]

How would a ninja go about killing the Black Knight from Monty Python?

[TheIntenseness]

Do ninjas disregard Physics, or does Physics disregard ninjas?

[57waldo57]

do ninjas come in different colors? thank u for not killing me yet btw

[LittlexKisaxKun]

my god how many times are you gunna kill kent? oAo

[Sorachandler]

do ninjas get infections?

[3popcan]

Do Ninjas smoke weed?

[souless757]

great show ninja!!!!



[idiedoncenot]

Do ninjas masterbate with loation?

[TheFamine123]

Did you realize that this is your 216th video? And that the cubic root of 216 is 6? Therefor 6*6*6 ?

[zerox2009]

can ninjas beat zombie ninjas?

[NashReed17]

Are there retirement homes for ninjas?

[FieldswordShinobi]

How many Ninterns are left after this years initiations?

[Jay10916]

are you participating in no-shave November?

[GrayGriffonKnight]

beeing so close to death all the time has he ever invited you over for tea?

[RatherBritishBird1]

Can ninjas kill with a sneeze?

[FieldswordShinobi]

@RatherBritishBird1 Achoo! Are you dead yet? Yes

[angeldevouver]

What is the most ways you have ever plotted to kill your opponent?