MALL COPS - Suspicious Suitcase at Mall of America

[Gtjg88]

I am a mall cop and this show is dumb

[misswoohoo2]

dis show is really boring after watching cops.

[Northeastbaseball]

Good show...half you people are half wits and have no clue what being a security officer is like. So shut the fuck up.

[whoopdeedoodude]

@Northeastbaseball They should make a show about me picking my nose. I bet half these half wits have no clue of the thrill you get from it.

[carlawon]

blahahahahahaaaaaa... she has her badge on a chain like a murder detective.. lmao!

[indefenceofu]

Who in their right mind would go to this mall? Watched this show today and it is more like a prison than a mall. Sorry, but when I go shopping I want to go shopping, not worry that I might walk, talk, look or dress the wrong way. I don't care how big the mall is, it is totally crazy to see a mall run this way. Where's your ID badge? It wouldn't be the store owners, employee's or stores or the patron's that would worry me, it would be the creepy security team.

[EricCris10sen]

Not all mall security are cop drop outs. Some do it to just have a job, and to not have to work insane hours like the police. Some do it to start out while they are doing it to become a cop in college. And a lot of them are older guys to make extra money on retirement.

[trollfinger]

@MrUSAJAY

It's to make them feel bigger and strive for the job.... it does make them look like assholes. I've never been to the States nyself, but I can only imagine/hope that not every mall has this nonsense in it.

[naughtydogdad]

youtube keeps changing shit fucktits

[AltamontKiller]

What the fuck is this? like if mall cops are supposed to be hardcore mean ass state troopers or some shit most of them are just losers who didn't make it as cops

[DeputySheriff330]

@MrUSAJAY yea it's funny how they think their cops lol

[APR1125]

@MrUSAJAY

let them have their pride.. military schools have ribbons as well... they hold legitimate credit.

[misswoohoo2]

@APR1125 dude thats a bit harsh. if some nigga tries to bash u up one day they will b able to help. its a job and obviously they enjoy it.

[APR1125]

@misswoohoo2

Did you even mean to reply to me, or are you not paying attention to anything happening?

I am defending the officer's right to wear ribbons. I went to military school and we had ribbons... my ribbons didn't mean shit to the military just like these officer's ribbons dont mean shit to cops.

Pay attention... O__o

[misswoohoo2]

@APR1125 ahhh well thats not what you sounded like. so pay attention to ure comments next time u make one!

[APR1125]

@misswoohoo2

Hey fuckboy, go read the comments in the order of which they were posted.

Once you have done that, acknowledge what a retard you are. Then feel embarrassed, but yet still pretend you are somehow right and proceed to make another completely unwarranted comment

[HomeTube71]

I work for a security company and yes i carry a gun.....Iam posted at a strip club which is damn sweet!!!! But this is some bullshit!!! funny shit....they staged this whole thing........fucken dumb!!!

[ben5017]

ARE ALL OF YOU FRIGGIN RETARDS? 

[Imabeth]

what a bunch of douche bags

[aguy70]

I like that name, bronco

[dussstinnn]

LMAO, i live in Minnesota none of this shit happens at all. So lame, they should really doc the real situations! The only job i see the mall cops do at Mall of America is guard the door if you're under 16! Fuck this! Bomb? good job for scaring your tourist! Pathetic show btw! pussy cops!

[LaunchpadGP]

@MrUSAJAY They are not "tour ribbons." Even in the military, ribbons are not just to show where someone was deployed. In this case, different ribbons are probably earned for anything from saving someone's life to simply working at that mall for a certain length of time.

The ranking system provides a chain of command - a proven method of keeping large amounts of people organized.

[jblackrupert]

@LaunchpadGP

Translation: Something to make socially cripped dorky losers who work as mall security to feel less like the losers they really are.

[tobyhawk828]

Oh shit a cereal box in sector d2, we better call in over super mall detective Eugune and clear the mall to investigate the possibly terrorist crime scene.

[Angryrnmedic]

If that trained bomb sniffing dog doesn't hit on it, I'd go open the suitcase myself. We have a labrador retriever and her nose is absolutely incredible. She see's in shades of gray and movement best of all, her ears are sharp, but her nose is absolutely her decider. It's incredible the things we've seen her detect with her sense of smell. RN

[SmokeyCough]

Normal Cops with ranks are hilarious :D

[ihopeucare]

i shop here all the time! i love the moa! but im sorry this show is stupid..

[lacrossekidd1]

these guys are legit. However MOA security...biggest dicks in the world.

[sallyjosie]

I go to the mall I've never had a problem but then again I'm not some radical nutjob. Isn't it interesting that the first thing all radicals go after is the cops and the military? And of course security guards and anyone else who prevents these mentally unbalanced crack-pots from running over everyone else's rights. So pathetic and so predictable. A bunch of whiners is what you are. Like little babies they cry because they got caught making trouble and was held accountable! BOO-HOO!

[bluetune475]

How much you wanna bet sgt brian bronco is into bestiality.

[tbsla13]

The Mall of America has always fascinated me on how little security there is visible. Just a few CCTVs with PZT and a sprinkling of officers. Imagine if this place was in Tel Aviv and not Bloomington, MN.

[viviana9098]

I think it's so funny in the show intro when they turn around and have that stupid expression on their faces l

[shortebabodd25]

I go to the mall of america pretty much every week. Nothing ever happens there. This show makes me laugh! I think it's also staged.

[dallascowboys11179]

@MrUSAJAY All Security have ranks anywhere you go. The ribbons are a little much though.

[unitedstateskingdom]

omg this is so funny mall cops i am millitary cop shit if i walked in there i think i would crack up so hard if i sall them mall cops wow

[MsNikechick]

Ahh i love minnesota!!

What dont they have there??

Ive ben to that mall alot and saw a securtiy gaurd on that show and asked for an autograph she said no:(

[mikeanicholson]

im a security guard. i have 2 deal with scum on a daily bases. by welfare recipients, teens and even the cops. as a S/G for places i work @ i get into fights, me & my partners had been hospitalized cuz certain ppl suddenly feel brave wen their with 10 other scumbags that just want beat up ppl wearing uniforms. there r retards and robocops that r in the industry but im not 1 of them. i treat ppl with respect & most of the time it works, everybody else r crazy because im 6'5 & 290 pounds.

[armycadet33]

i live 40 min. away from the mall i have been to it like 40 times lol

[whysohardto]

"It's PRETTY safe to say there are no bombs in there, I trust my dog enough, I'm just going to open that bag right up...".. Rule number 1, just call the real fucking cops you moron!!

[hemming57]

These are just security guards right? They can't arrest anybody can they? 

[mixx72]

@hemming57 Yes they can. It's a private persons arrest. Any citizen can do it as long as it's a lawful arrest.

[hemming57]

@mixx72 From what I understand, that's a pretty hard thing to take to court. And if you're wrong you can sue the guy who arrested you.

[Bloozboy91]

@mixx72 You can only conduct a citizens arrest on a person if they agree to do it and comply. I just took and completed security guard class yesterday and today.

[mixx72]

@Bloozboy91 See this is why people think SECURITY OFFICERS are stupid. If you think a person has to comply and agree to be arrested you're a RETARD. Maybe where you live that's the case but like I said in my comment as long as it's a LAWFUL arrest in accordance with the LAW there won't be any issue. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET YOU'RE MONEY BACK, LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT RIPPED OFF !!!!

[bloo96]

@hemming57

If they are like the company I work for, the only way we can make arrests if A: We're in danger of being injured or killed. B: if the suspects are endangering themselves C: The suspect endangers others D: By order of a Police Officer and E: if we witness the individual commit a felony.

[dallascowboys11179]

@hemming57 Yes they can to a point. They can cuff them and detain them untill the police arrive.

[fleurgi]

nothing will ever beat the epicness of "the principals office" on tru tv

[ARNAZ86]

What a stupid fucking show

[KeHearthrob]

@MrUSAJAY that is the funniest shit ive read all day...haha

[fawndel]

guns knives, body parts?, uh they did it for a kind of publicity,

[bearlooter]

fuck i swear everyone in Minnesota act like these fascists , you cant do anything out of "line" you will go to jail, Protest? wtf is that .i dare you to try to protest there..

[VoiceOfLogicNreason]

@bearlooter It's private property. The owners, represented by the security department, have a policy that no one is allowed to organize a protest on property. Not all too conducive to a family friendly retail environment is it?

THINK before you type idiot.

[bearlooter]

@VoiceOfLogicNreason thats exactly what i expected to hear, i bet you voted sarah palin to huh? go do something your good at like sucking cock.

[waterclear26]

this mall is frickin hugh man!

[bzqt]

This show is sooo aweful, every episode has the same stories... suspicious baggage when someone 'important' is in the mall, some stupid book signing drwas a crowd, missing kid is found, a domestic dispute, a shoplifter/trespasser is apprehended,and of course my favourite... someone lost their car in the WEST/EAST parking structure

[VoiceOfLogicNreason]

@bzqt What did you expect in a show about a mall?

[davejsmith]

BOMB!!! Why wasn't the mall cleared out? Where is the bomb squad?

The mall cops look like they have down syndrome? Is having down syndrome a requirement to be a mall cop?

[nw0]

@davejsmith explosive sniffing dog cleared it

[RedSarcov]

lol body parts and....

You don't like being a cop and doing your job then you shouldn't be doing it. I would be thrilled to disarm a bomb, it would be just like james bond or mission impossible!

[xSPLENDAx]

@RedSarcov Turn off your fucking TV if you think it's "just like james bond or mission impossible!". And especially if you watch this terrible TV show. There should have been a bomb in there to blow Palin and her inbred supporters into space.

[RedSarcov]

@xSPLENDAx not what I meant, I know Palin is a bich, I am just saying it would be intense and how the media always over exsaggerates on everything. I agree with ya. Palin should be destroyed.

[TGMONEYproductions]

lol sarah palin fans

[devilshomie]

I could see why someone would want to try and bomb Palin.

[controlboy42]

It's probably a suitcase full of crap as a symbol of Palin's political career.

[oxycodonez]

body parts? fuck off

[CheapHatchback]

Mall Cops?

I don't think I can take these guys very seriously lol

[dtectv]

Good these guys are stupid!

[JJSuperClips]

#LOL Body Parts!

[ThreeCatsScratching]

Paul Blart to the rescue!!!!!

[xXWoRMachineXx]

Thought TLC stood for "The Learning Channel" but with shows like this and John and Kate + 8...I don't know.

[3XDead]

Lol "body parts"....wtf?

[guardiegirly]

i would hate to find a suit case of body parts!! omg

[carpemorte]

DADADDUUUUUM.



[ALAPINO]

BOOM!

[Menger]

all a set up i know

[VCMates]

"body parts"

[urdahater123]

bad very bad

[tjr501]

cool

[BestWindowTutorials]

I Love TLC!