Chris Crocker: OUTTAKES!

[lovwful]

omg the other guy is also gay ohohohoh

[ErinRuthie]

This made me laugh so much :')- I THINK IF YOUR NOT INSPIRED YOUR OUT SPIRED& IM REALLY INTO THE BABY FASHION INDUSTRY are my favourites in this!

[cutieblue502]

You are the hottest woman I've seen I wish I was a lesbian! Love you Chris

[hisehise98]

@cutieblue502 you know "she's" a guy right? lol

[cutieblue502]

@hisehise98 Oh I know but in this video "he's" a she (:

[POPstar4u2]

''Why Is That Always Ringing When I'm Talking?'' Lol

[miss18tweety]

haha they r soo high

[tilalicious1]

who needs coffe in the morning when you got wood .... and it comes with cream hahahahahahahaha

[MissLilCutiee]

@currisah HE'

[quietgirl74]

HAHAHAHAHA

[omfglenard]

*uglyface* IM REALLY INTO THE BABY FASION INDUSTRY...IM CURRENTLY MAKING COTOUR BABY WIPES ATM...SO BEE ON THE LOOK-OUT4 THT

[omfglenard]

lol 0:58 through 2:40...i want wat they;re on LOL

[TriCakeDude]

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[TriCakeDude]

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[DexterHaven49]

New T-shirt theme:

"Shake my hand, not your head." --Chris Crocker

[joeslvr5]

I smell like sugar.

[DexterHaven49]

@joeslvr5 I smell like a candy cane! wtf? Chris is so self-effacing in that scene. No, Chris, you made a difference.

[MsDarkangel619]

My Favorite VIDEO OF CROCKER! LISTEN TO HER PURRR!!!!!!!!!

[booooomzooooom]

you are not a star.and i really hope your friend isnt gay.. but that whole lesbian thing was pretty funny. repunzle pube..

[karmorales1]

"Who needs coffee in the morning when you have morning wood? It even comes with cream,," Hahahaha <3

[zumbadance100]

lol



[honorbethnaked]

"We're sitting here with a goldfish." Kevin looks "Fernando!"

[hotbitch132]

2:45 is funny

[xoxabixox98]

So when you hit on Giuseppe, do they know you're a guy? Haha I love this video!

[Theoneyouwontforgive]

Chris I freaking love you! I have a gay brother I want you to meet, haha(: message me!! I will hook you up! Haha XOXO

[pig12320]

Are u a boy

[cutie1360]

@pig12320 no it's a girl with an aftershave and testosterone injections not to be rude but it's kind of obvious since it's been on the news hun

[FFChpiopaliamaxh15]

3:30 hahahhahaha

[momanddad64]

this is your only vid i like!!! lol u shud make more oh and r u and ur bf stoned in that one part??? lmao. its mi fav. lol

[cyborgdan]

haha - LOVE this x

[WTFJH201]

ythe conversation at 1:25 you guys look high as balls!! hahahaha

[DylanDuncanTV]

<3 Hahahhahahahah

[YellowBeaver1988]

lmfao pussy purr rawrds,kvjbsdlkjbgvsadkljgbnda­fjksv

[YellowBeaver1988]

hahahahahahah smell like sugar and candy cane lmaoooo

[Frikar666]

On the sofa... what were they smokin'?

[chocoholicverity]

i think you need a soother. from my brother.

[LittleMonsterClaw94]

no wonder people think you have a 5 0'clock shadow when you shave like that :/

[ocergnairb]

I love Chris Crocker. If you're reading this, know that you are loved and that I appreciate your videos. I am so on the same page with you about mindset for life. I totally want to meet you for tea one day. You're awesome.

[TheAndyLoraProgram]

"I like to be inspired, because if you're not inspired then you're outspired and who wants to be outspired? That's such an ugly word"

[mikolover1000]

Chris, you are definitely a star.. IN YOUR OWN MIND.

[ayex1214]

3:07 = BS!

[Mirandahartjemichel]

OMFG.. die

[sara40601]

I'm thinking about ripping off 4:10 - 4:22 and making it my facebook status. ;) heehee

[POPstar4u2]

@sara40601 Lol 

[sara40601]

@BreatheSaraah I dunno about Chris, but I would bet cash money that the guy with the brown blanket was.

[NintendoDimension]

omg my fav vid of you yet :D MAKE MORE!!

[sickpplofdaworld]

NICE STUBBLE BRITNEY BOY!!! I WANNA KILL YOU BECAUSE THE WAY YOU DRESS AND ACT!

[lilkimsSLAVE]

@sickpplofdaworld what hell is wrong with u people!!!!!!!!!!!!

[abbey1barnett1]

u look good wit red lip stick

[HelenaNV]

"... and it comes with cream." XD

[kittensonfire852]

is that your wife ?

chris is that your wife ?

please do tell is that a she in dig=sguise are u a hermi ? please do tell

[ohheyytess]

HE IS SO AWESOME!!!!!

[NihilisticSliceshow]

my mom had the same air freshner but without the blowing repunzle pube lol

[WardyProductions]

FUCKING WEIRDO GTFO

[raccoon989]

I miss this chris

[MrTurtlespeed]

put a shirt on god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and dude i mean dudet what ever y r u going plz give me a thumbs up if u agree

[Keall230]

HES TOPLESS OMG

[uwish071]

U look lyk lady gaga ..... A whore

[Sweetz0001]

Holy shit, that guy wouldn't stop laughing, omg.

[Sweetz0001]

I smell like sugar too.

[i8aNiMaLcRaCkErZ]

sometimes when i watch your videos, I'm like, wow your a complete idiot thats out of you mind! Other times, I'm like hahahaha!! You're awesome! Then you're an idiot again. Pick one please and stay with it. >:(

[kikinut10]

Pahahahaha xD im sitting here with a goldfishh(:

[LivLaffSing]

You would be a pretty girl if u didnt talk like that :) haha

[radiant987]

i think they are high.... so sad tsk tsk

[krizzta]

"who needs coffee in when you have morning when you have morning wood. and it comes with cream"

hahah I Love It!!

[CoolVideoWatcher101]

lmao rapunzelle pube

[meanmar]

bahaha the mirror part !!! A true ice addict !

[Taaaaamia]

3:35-4:10 , veryyyy disturbing :D

[xouwishxox]

is the other guy in the brown blanket gay too ?

[goldspandexpants]

He was definitely on acid. Trust me.

[MsLilyJames]

hahaha 'I've always been told this is my angle..'

[BreatheSaraaah]

0:58 - 2:40 are they high? :L

[D3moniiman908]

@BreatheSaraaah i think lol!!

[swtbaybeboy20]

@BreatheSaraaah haha i think so (: --G

[OmfgEggz]

i'm nothing.

[brilandon]

I think I just piddled in my pants

[RissaInDaSky]

I love that guy sitting with Chris He's sooo funny like it aint nododys business

[TheMojore]

OMDOG BAHAHAHA @ 3:02 that is my all time favourite moment of Chris Crocker! 'I have never felt so disrespected in my life' Love you babe! Oh you're a classic XOXOXOX

[GhettoRaven]

Click Thumbs Up if you miss this chris crocker... <3

[NRLWARRIORSFTW]

you ant got no pankake mix

[Trixareforkidzz1996]

why is that damn phone always ringing when im talking?!?! I know huh! what 3:25 wtf hahah

[GooAddict65]

"I'm filming a mooovie.. why's the phone ringing?" Love that part. x3

Love you Chris. :3

[LemonHuckett]

2:41 - 2:53 had me rollinnnn omfg. lolol.

[MakeUpFreakTheThird]

i smell like sugar -_-''

[potmarcos]

SOMEBOY SHOOT THIS TRANNY, PLEASE?? BECAUSE I'M FAR FROM USA HAHA

[11ROZINA]

@potmarcos Wow If It Wasnt Illegal, I'd LOVE To Shoot Him/Her In The Face ! =] x

[ilikeowls11]

i watch this video everyday.... it makes me laugh out loud each time.

love you chris.

[GlambertGirl2010]

Omg I love u! Ur hilarious

[kota192]

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[duckface1991]

The part where you're shaving and whining makes you look kinda masculine. XD

[MrSweetlife92]

the guy with the brown blanket.. hes the goofiest and weirdest ass kisser i have EVER seen

[rusty1r]

Perfect video to use in rehab shoul be titled "what drugs do" I bet if all the crackheads saw this they'd quit right away..!! XD

[lynsieproductions]

LOOOL @ 2:43 .. look out for THAAT! your face is hilarious at this bit LOL i kept laughing in real life :]

[dreamlandpop]

HAHAHAHA

[JxOxTxSxB]

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[JoeMDTV]

You look just like a girl,, WHY? get into the guys life for a change

[rainepanda]

Haha you're hilarious

[BatteriesDead]

@ 2:43 "look out for THAAT" xD

[kylehorn]

i think the part where theyre on the couch, theyre really fucking high

[videofreakboy91]

random ass pics in the end... lol <3 ya chris!!!

[davidvelezzz]

at 6:07, he reminds of garth from waynes world

[whoastepback]

At 2:43 got that made me laugh SO much :)

[pechey19]

HAHAHAHAHAA

[MrHagith]

At 1:20 have you been smoking? (((((: I love this video so much.

[TheEmokidd1]

outspired??!!!!!!!! LLLLLOOOOOLLLLLL LOVE YOU CHRIS!!!!! and your repunzle pubes

[TriCakeDude]

@TheEmokidd1 WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Miclauren]

f*ck you demitrydracula.

i love you chris crocker <3

[videofreakboy91]

@demitrydracula and homophobes suck as well!!! lol dumbass :D

[wickedsanity]

I have found chris crockers soulmate! Derrick Barry!! youtube him!

[tadeufz]

it's christina aguilera hsuahsauhsua

[TheRawrIloveyouboo]

heyy moonfrost. stfu:D cris croker is amazingg(:

[Moonfrost1]

he has to have some sort of mental disorder. there is something wrong there

[cjcjcjcj0]

@Moonfrost1 yep, very true

[tinaro82]

stop makin those ugly faces. it looks bad. you can be funny without that

[vicki63g]

hahaha this was soooo funny! im guessing you and your friends were high or something when you were talking about being nothing lol....

[SaturnoA]

this Bitch is nasty.....!

[omegafication]

@mrcloudywolf , ftw means "for the win".

[cooltegan1]

XD this made me lol

[MegannAlexandra]

your phone is ringing because someone is calling you dumb shit. its an inatiment object it cant disrespect you. god your just so stupid its like not even funny your just ASDFGHJKL

[Sazza91x]

What did chris say at 1.03??

[ohheyytess]

so be on the lookout for THAAAT

[lcrftfan1807]

it's a shorter way to type "right" stupid bitch

[BonnieHJones]

oh em gee that is so weird my phone started ringing at 2:54 too

[LadyGAGAroxx1234567]

I think its funny when he acts alll dramitic!

[lcrftfan1807]

the stupid bitch can't even talk rite.and ur whole life is an outtake hunni

[MyUTubegirl]

@lcrftfan1807 and you can't type ''rite''!?

[LyricsAndTears]

This video is so FUCKING FUNNY

3:59 - 4:22 made me laugh so hard :)

xx

[weirdscience85]

I wasn't laughing until 2:42 HAHAHAHA

[marryjanne420]

HES STONED

[xdsk0x]

why? whyyyyyyyyyy??????

[TheAmboys]

2:41-2:53 LMFAO

[hellokittyharmonies]

"not like someone that has to put star as their last name.." i know chriscrocker didnot just check jeffree star. haha.

[HEARTbreakMason]

@hellokittyharmonies exactly what i was thinking :O i thought they were friends?

[gangstergirl554]

2:59 lol scary face!!! i freaking love you!!!

[FluffyKitsune09]

"and it comes with creme..." omg...how random:S....ok..the automatic part SCARED me...:P

[crazyashell125]

hahaha and it comes with cream...

[EvilDead235]

Rapunzel pube LOL!!

[KatieTRASHxCORE]

"not someone who has to put star as their last name, but an actual star"

Is he dissing jstar? XD

[SukoshiKoneko]

good grief you can make some crazy faces! xD

[meggo7708]

WOW YOU TWO ARE GAY!

[meggo7708]

WOW

[alo0395]

haha omg she asked for your number. i think that's hilarious.

she's so random. what is she doing, just randomly asking you questions like tht. haha omg chris i love you. you are very hilarious and i see you love having so much fun. it cracks me up.

seize the day chris, dont let it slip away from your fingertips (:

[kianhussain]

@alo0395 That was a nice comment. I think you're nice person. Keep that attitude up!

[alo0395]

@kianhussain thanks alot kianhussain! (: (:

[NurseSeidler]

eww. when he was tlking about inspire and outspire... he was making thee ugliest face i think i've ever seen

[louisrobinson100]

u say u are a woman yet you are still shaving :S your a freak get a life

[ConverKid909]

i wish i had as much fun as chris crocker

[astr323]

1:02 = cutest reaction ever

[rodriguez60625]

I FUCKEN LOVE YOU

[CreatorDude99]

Gay fag that make no sense is gay and fagish and make no sense

[Nattbaybee24]

Omq she was naked.

He Looks like me Lol Sike,

Butt hess funny,

[misspoofacey]

mate ur not a star

[tet43]

Why are his videos constantly cropping up on my "recommended for you" site? ARGHHH!Someone is trying to drive me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ijaywalk45]

hahahaha chris u r funny dont stop makin u videos no matter what people say

[Wystearya]

Well, you can be a little obnoxious sometimes, but I guess we all have our drama..er...queen moments. You just record yours and post 'em to the internet so everyone can see 'em. ;D

And I have to admire your courage in doing that. ^^

You look very pretty with the straight-haired wig and the bangs, by the way. :)

[LOZlaura]

the shaving bit at 4:03 is so funny lol

[LOZlaura]

i love that bit: 1:37 "i havnt taken a shower in 3 days, i smell like sugar... i smell like a candy cane, i dont even smell bad.... i kinda smell good" lol ...

SOO random

[mikimotoz]

At 0:20 he really looks like Emma Bunton. o.O

[jddrake8604]

interesting. but i gotta admit. i miss the old chris. when the "fame and celebrity" hadnt gone tohis head. *shrigs* still a fan though

[GageGrrr]

I love you babyy,

<33

love gage

[dramaboy4u]

It's like the many faces of Chris Crocker :P

[Suertsje]

@dramaboy4u :) yeah and we love every one of em :)

[madactorckelly12345]

that guy on the chair was realy hot:)

[misty1147]

lol. i love you chris!

[LmaoNJ]

LMFAO! Thats HILARIOUS!!!! Idc even if ur a Tranny redneck......that's funny!

[sugararual]

I love it when u said : shake my hand, not your head,. :)

[shronniekinns]

That was SOOOOOOOOOOO FU**ING FUNNYYYY!!! HAHAH HULURIOUS!!!

[mig189189189]

You should do a penile inversion. It's a surgical technique for genital reassignment (sex change) used to construct a neo-vagina from a penis for transwomen, sometimes also for intersex people.

It is one of two main sorts of vaginoplasty, along with colovaginoplasty. It's a thing you should do to become 100% the woman you still are!

[0hardcandy0]

hahahaha u are soooo funny, love uuuuuuuuuuu

[TheMojore]

BAHAHAAHA! OMFG Chris I now consider you a comedian! 3:02 'I've never felt so disrespected in my life'! OMDOG BAHAHAHHA

[kokenysz]

omghee i want to be your friend lol! ur so cool i wish that everyone would be like u not caring wat other ppl say lmaoo, go chris crocker!!

[kaylathegr8lol]

4:47 i smell like a candy cane!!! lol couldnt stop laughin

[Brooklynbz1]

i meant 5:52 lol

[Brooklynbz1]

Chris yu are so funny. Seriously yu seem like a really cool person!! I wud love to met yu someday and kik it with yu! But one of the favorite parts n this video is 1:52 When yur in the bathroom! SO FUNNY!!<3

[PhillyPhaqqswaqq]

♥.

[dishel]

chris

i am in love with u okay?!

ur so funny and pretty oh my goddd

ur so prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i love u and im jellouse of u!!!!

[HolyChibi]

Aw, you and that brown haired dude would be the cutest couple...