"AS I WAS TAKING A DUMP ! " toilet bowl Ted Pillman

[RobotReg]

The song is hilarious! It is actually a nice song too, which is kinda weird. I LOVE IT!

[branstonA]

@RobotReg Glad you like it. Toilet songs should sometimes be pretty. - Ted Pillman.

[ButterBean142]

anyone else shoo their screen at 0:21

[tuggers7]

the fly on the wall makes this video complete..............wonder hoqwv he got the fly on a leash

[Darkromani]

He is a performance artist. His music is terrible on purpose

[auroraskateboarding]

0:30 anybody notice it?????

[hecklerthegreat75]

The fly at 00:19 is awesome!

[TheAndiePerson]

Lolol Knowing what I happen to know about this guy this is funny on a whole different level for me.

[MrDymasDymas]

i think i love you

[tuggers7]

the fly on the wall just totally comp[letes the skit

[ItsJustMandi]

Lesions. I dreamed of your lesions.

[gooniegoogoo62]

There he sat all broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted, come next day he took a chance, tried to fart and shit his pants, HE LOOKS LIKE A TRANSIENT WHO CAN'T AFFORD A POT TO SHIT IN.........

[OneStudPuppy]

Goddamn that was funny!!!

[LIONARTist60]

I was wondering what Adam West was up to lately.

[Hollowman1985]

Why is he dressed like a hobo?

[Blibbyblu]

Very Romantical.

[JBernard79]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheGodParticle]

I'm going to play this when i take a dump.

[w1dowtaker]

Is there a bug crawling around in the background in the beginning??

[DollyAU]

your voice is amazingly beautiful and in key although you need to comb your hair and you would look much better and be easier on my Glass eyes!

[pajamapants22]

im inlovee with the bug crwling across the wall the songs amazing too :)

[Skalapat]

anyone else notice the cockroach that just wandered across the wall?

[KUNTRYGIRL1997]

could this get any better? fuckin awesome

[RSclassicalguitarist]

Good,, Needs more animation. A video with you in the bathroom seated on a toilet.

And take it from there.

Great song.

[theweapon8]

Hahaha! :D

[rich2rock]

Hey mud-master.

[blackrat54]

this is soooo fekkin disgusting! this guy is awesome!

[branstonA]

@blackrat54 - Thanks, Ted Pillman.

[watchensee]

Hahahahahaha was that a fly on the camera?

[gumdokim]

Will you marry me Ted?

[gumdokim]

Any person who can sing about crapping their pants and taking dumps are HERO's in my book! I love you Ted! Your my Idol!

[branstonA]

@gumdokim Hey, you're allright with me ! - Ted Pillman.

[gumdokim]

@branstonA hah ty btw Ted you think u could like a girl like me with tons of gas? I have a tendency when i'm nervous to let em rip!

[branstonA]

@gumdokim Hi, We could match our amounts of gas ! - Ted Pillman.

[gumdokim]

@branstonA but would ur gf mind, always had a fantasy of having a bf that can match the amount of gas luv u ted

[Iwonderwotsfordinner]

Lookin' a bit rough, friend. You should get those bruises taken care of. :(

[SourSkittlez]

he has roaches

[SugarSigur]

When are we gonna go ona date?

[branstonA]

@SugarSigur We'll go on a date sometine when I'n not on the toilet ! _Ted Pillman

[thomas9060]

wtf

[Venom00000]

THUMBS UP FOR THE ROACH IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!! XD

[Thundralight]

I like the added touch of that cockroach crawling down the wall

[PceLoveJonasBrothers]

the bug at 20 seconds makes the video haha!

[RaitosApprentice]

You are my hero.

Please, autograph my tiolet paper roll...

[Wil14]

...There's a fly crawling on the back of the wall and i thought it was a gnat on my screen.

Some "ring" shit goin on here.

All these videos look like they're filmed in an asylum.

[MuffinAtTheDisco]

the roach at :29 was amazing...

[Shiggity1231321]

looks like the grinch? anyone?

[Reggie1971]

The fly on the wall was a nice touch.

[viper8red]

omg.. yes their are weirdos in this world.

[thejustingolembiesky]

 roach at 0:19 and his clothes kinda makes it seem more like he's in the projects

[buythefrog]

Rapidred is a good singer!! Nice work man

[Prodecessor981]

lol a fly on the wall by mily cryus sucky song

[piplupturtwig]

lol notice the fly on the wall haha

[gowestward1]

Would make a nice ringtone!

[SymphonicDevourer]

The cockroach decided to make an appearance at about 00:30 LOL.. he loves dances on the wall to his music.

[bubbyis1337]

omg im gonna have nightmares

[C0CK00]

DON'T DO METH.

[JJ2955]

I'm sure your mother would be so proud of her mentally ill son. There is help out there, it's called Prozac!

[whoami1177]

i dont understand

[hudrock4]

that bug might be the only one who enjoys his singing and not just his looks haha

[MrDragontamer]

Did you have an anurism or did you just loose in a fight to a battle axe? And furthermore... um EW! (seek help!)

[PearlyKinetic]

is he homless or sumthin

[LaYassmina]

O_o" Did anyone else see that annoying insect on the wall?

[sotijas]

sexy vixen

[icetopps]

what a faggot talking bout pictureing someones face while taking a dump fucking stupid

[MoJoSB]

LOL I haven't laughed so hard in a LOOONG time... Thank you for that.

[yubedude07]

This is creepy

[absurd6]

The bug running across the wall really ties this all together bwahaha

[XxUntouchablexX777]

wtf happened to u

[jjw1020]

They say that Ted Pillman's sphincter grew 3 sizes that day.

[xXSuperBoiXx]

They is a fly on wall at 0:38

[rurubear99]

@xXSuperBoiXx well thats no surprise to me, LOLOL

[TheGeneticMutation]

This went Platnum last week in Bangcock. ha ha ha ha ha

[SlipKnoTFreakk101]

Does he really think he's funny? It seem's to me he's a mentaly disterved dirty old pedophille

[BalinChainly]

this dudes outfit is great

[silentthreadTVNet]

lol, the bug on the wall. I thought it was my PC

[1MartinD28]

this guy must be from san fran-sicko

[MelissaBlueberry]

@1MartinD28 laaaaaaaaammmmeeeee

[1MartinD28]

if you don't have anything kind, generous, and nice to say, please don't say it at all...

[ThisisBenMillard]

nice bug at 0:21

[TheAndiePerson]

This guy could seriously be a song writer for....guys who don't want to grow up.

[Potheadmybutt]

Check the fly crawling on the wall. Ted has such panache.

[kellyhickmott]

lol omg wtf

[hellopookey]

hello justin, it's jared!

[branstonA]

It's Justin, how are you Jared !

[branstonA]

I told him to stay out of bar fights.

He always loses.BranstonA.

[caganb]

does he get beat up before each vid?

[hellopookey]

i pissed myself laughing

[theleachbath]

this guy is tooo funnny.

[blitzblotz]

LOL!

[SirRadness]

The Bug on the camera really sets it off!

[DeVstatrOmga]

Frank Sinatra would be proud.

[bart8572]

ugghhh stop making videos

[pillmanfan]

Don't you wish you could be a fly on the wall? Ted's stench would be flytopia.

[mcfartson]

Did anybody see the fucking bugs on the walls?

Nasty mother fucker...Just cant decide weather or not I like this...hahahahaha!!!

[InfektionFoxtrot]

As I was taking a dump i looked in the toilet and saw something that resembled you.

[bart8572]

You mean in the construction workers portal potty

[pillmanfan]

This song needs to crooned by Johnny August clad in a tuxedo and performed in the midst of a set of old standards at a swanky club. Picture Bobby Short.

[SourSkittlez]

roaches everywhere

[DoubleDizzle1]

flies all walking across the wall.

[Thundralight]

This would make a good greeting card for someone you don't like

[Oli93ilO]

i love this:D

[dashiellhouse]

that's right!!! walk the walk if you're gonna talk the talk, and TED PILLMAN sho nuf does that shit my niggas!!! damn this cat is gangster as hell!

[RyGuythegreat]

ROACHES

[vinniecorbit]

Jazz keyboard, toilet humor and a bum. That has "success" written all over it! 5 stars Mr. Pillman!

[mhr72768]

what cracks me up is the cockroaches on the wall behind him..

[7judas77]

"unloading a stump" ???

[branstonA]

Can you imagine unloading a "log" the

size of a tree stump ! That would really

hurt ! Time for Prepation H ! Thanks for the comment.

[7judas77]

I love it, hahaha.

I think that's my fav part of the song.

[PichuABC]

@7judas77 idk 

[lilshortie36]

Omg,this men makes me laugh so hard

[rossalbers]

A real in your face tune. Only Ted can do this, and make it enjoyable. 10 stars !

[antes323]

Hey, this guy is far out ! How can he sing this with a straight face ?

[butlerherbert]

He's crazed like a modern day Harry The Hipster. However, the subject matter has

changed from getting high, to sitting on the pot ! It's on the crude side , but it did

get me in a better mood than before I watched

it. I kinda like it.

[cramer2555]

Glad to see you've matured with age. This is pathetic.

[leavesautumn]

Nice jazz backing for a skid row bum, as

he sings, not love songs, but toilet songs!

[koenigjohn]

It's hard to bring love and toilets together.

Ted can pull it off, and he did !

[vikingteaparty]

I was going to say the cockroach has returned. Is it fleeing in terror?

[winkedinkie]

lol

[fierochris]

Ted mixes toilet with romance very well.