(Part 5 of 9) Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones Review

[Samuel24842]

You know Plinket is a hero when you start taking advice on girls from a Star Wars review.

[arsenalrulez1000]

This guy later becomes Darth Vader? I would never have known if nobody told me...

[MRfunnystudio]

no he's got it all wrong. anakin is the woman in their relationship.

[I1am1one]

2:00

[Ema2557]

I think the woman at the end sounds like Harley Quinn

[SuckMyCOG]

I'm happy for you, Red Letter Media. I'm happy that at the end, you've started to build a relationship with your hostage. Anakin's dating techniques have taught you well.

[Dnl2906]

Here's me thinking Michael Bay was bad for CGI and Visual Effects.

[Makrozon]

but but but... I'm a senator.

[bballpsycho64]

This has to be some of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

[valer48]

Brings a corpse home = X

[general2109]

@valer48 I watched that part in school and busted out laughing :P people were staring! hahaha

[internziko]

What the fuck is that? Who the fuck are these people?

[JimmyCaravan]

2:00. That is all.

[DeltaNoxillo]

He just killed some sand people.."You mean Arabs??" LMFAOO sry..thats just..xDD

[apollo2228]

i love this this and the first review i mean what the hell happened to star wars the first trilogy was so good and the second sucks so much.

[poet279]

HE IS JELLO!!!

[thefatman69dude]

plus if yoda and the council knew that training anakin would lead to the destruction of the force.....then why did they let him be trained...it makes no sense from the get go.....

[thefatman69dude]

i never got why padame never aged she would be like mid to late 40's......

[T0pcatFilms]

favourite part of the review

[Ytubeisonline]

Wait.. So girls DONT like it when you murder women and children?

[TexanV1]

I knew huge chunks of this movie bored me as a kid. Now I remember exactly why, the stupid Anakin/Padme romance.

...At least now I know the do's and don'ts of courting ladies.

[Hyathin]

In general I like the asides, but this abducted girl bit that has been running on for a while now is completely ruined by the dialogue and accent that she is using. Who calls people 'mister'? The side stuff that you did in the Phantom Menace review was much better.

[graknor]

@Hyathin I call people "mister." Fuck you.

[digiprez77]

Spotted Cow FTW!!!

[ZayleSeven]

I always thought the sand line was an analogy, but what was he comparing it to? I'm staring to think he was really just complaining about sand. :/

[Winky867]

This taught me how to tak to girls...

Cheers.

[NonstopRam]

@Winky867 Oh shit, did not relize that till now XD

[HollowerFollower]

"What the fuck is that? ... Who the fuck are these people?"

[GrimCreeper115]

6:44 - 7:55 was gold.

[RevolutionaryLoser]

In retrospect, this is actually nearly as cringeworthy as Twilight.

[ebukaobieri]

I would pay to see George Lucas sit through these red letter media reviews.

[xFinalTruthx]

@ebukaobieri You and me both.

[June28July]

@ebukaobieri

But then George would rant about how a scene could have used more CGI and special effects. He'd then devour a triple cheese bacon burger, a digital salad, and wipe his lips with $100 bills.

[TheMrFraz]

Then Anakin kills women and childrenBLEEEEEH

[mikeT1100]

lmao the lucas knowing everything bout woman award was awesome

[sasj84]

"Later that night, in a romantic fireside setting, Padame has changed into a sexy s&m outfit and teases this guy even more"

Priceless!

[burkey2015]

love this lad genius in both star wars and ladies, good man

[mrCr1ppl3]

Its strange how I've learned how to get women from this... very "informative" yet strange source...

[TheVioletfox01]

I was a kid when i saw the phantom menace, and i thought the gunga thing was stupid. But the second movie was just... awful. Even without any knowledge of critique, the movie comes off as an incoherent mess! Curse you George Lucas!!

[HatterMadigan]

Begging for sex

[vampyrian]

I'm dying of laughter!

*BUZZ* 'Weird, creepy comments'

<3

[Valelacerte]

RedLetterMedia: "You see, when you say something right to a woman, and she smiles, it tickles her brain which in turn sends blood flowing down to her sex hole" I think that's a quote from Germaine Greer's "The Female Eunuch".

[OfficerDanny]

@Valelacerte yeah but it is funny as hell anyways! xD

[H1sMaj3sty]

Even the hooker at the end gets it.

[fuckedupdemise]

LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE.

[MFgabesylar3030]

mah nigga anakin bout to get it in!

[TheOxygenic]

This is so funny

[OttoMotos]

damn this stuff is funny. And i thought i was wrong bout that movie... well, 4828 vs 67 that i wasn't.

[Cashback13]

Beware of Women's Smiles as they hide the truth!

[SeltsamerAttraktor]

+ on using VHS tapes in the age of DVD movies.

[June28July]

7:54

Padme: To be angry is to be human.

Anakin: ...Wha-, wait WTF!?

EHHRRR

[redMotif]

Assertiveness: Anakin should skip the bs and ask for a threesome w/ Padme and her body double

[June28July]

"What the fuck is that? Who the fuck are these people?"

[Altelier]

"Where the fuck is that? Who the fuck are these people?"

That's pretty much the prequels in a nutshell

[jackkoffin1]

Watching Anakin strike out suddenly reminded me of some of my own dumb behavior around women.  Yep, 30 and single for the last 4 years. I really hope some youngsters watch this and learn.

[thegiantpigeon]

''This is emotonal moment, Anakin just killed some sand people.''

''You mean Arabs?''

''No No you racist No!''

[abraxas365]

3:45 Don't you see the cinematic irony of the one-eyed man having more forsight then the other, visually unimpaired characters from this epic?

He's like Tiresias. Ugh! You have NO appreciation of the fine art that George Lucas is conveying.

/sarcasm

[TheBluePistol]

Supports fascism. lol

[MrSamuelAdam4]

This movie is like sand. It's every where!

[afroheadwes]

"gets old real fast" and shows jar jar haha

[squamish4244]

"Supports Fascism"

"Psychotic Megalomaniacal Rant"

LOL!!!

[Cheburashka207]

-It's just a movie

No,it's more that that.

Eeeehhh!!! Creepy comment

[cmbdragon666]

I agree with the boston lady... what the fuck is that....? Who the fuck are these people....?

[swrandomartist17]

most disappointing in history of cinema? have you seen twilight?

[madouc575]

@swrandomartist17 Noone expected Twilight to be that good. Ep4 & 5 are two of the best adventure films ever made. Thus the reason for disappointment.

[11lolsauce]

if this video clip was shown to every couple the divorce rate would drop 80%

[BloodDragonPrime]

Wait, so if I imply that Padme and Anakin are really in love, Kit FIsto is gonna shove pizza rolls up my ass? /fear

[MrShannonite]

I want pizza roll..bring me some.

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

@Horoquin Fuck you. Half In The Bag is awesome!

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

@WastedPo I agree. Lucas is an idiot! I'm glad he's done with Star Wars!

[AshtonCoolman]

"You mean Arabs?"

[maniacsurfer004]

09:32 song name???

[Fullmetalpizza]

@maniacsurfer004 Strangers in the Night

[maniacsurfer004]

@Fullmetalpizza thanks :)

[plavins1]

5:12 Laughed soo fucking hard!!!

[AflyingVeee67]

You know its a bad movie review when it turns into dating advice and you find that more interesting than talking about the movie

[ZenShroud1]

@AflyingVeee67 Yeah well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. I think these reviews are spot-on.

[Astariel2525]

@AflyingVeee67

In his defense, it's nearly impossible to discuss this movie for more than five minutes and be interesting.

[Weiers8]

the hostage piece at the end was amazingly funny lol

[revangal3]

Padme's a racist! When Anakin kills sand children, she says it's "alright."

When Anakin kills young padawan learners, he's a "monster!"

RACE card ftw :)

[tmMcHugh]

@revangal3

it's only because tusken raiders are barbarians in the SW universe, they shoot and kill people, while the young lings are part of the jedi order

[revangal3]

@tmMcHugh

Point proven.

[gethsoftware]

@revangal3 atleast the jedi where trying to murder the supreme chanselor. the sand people are competing for limited resourse on deserd planet.

[revangal3]

@gethsoftware

So? Americans are humans b/c at least they try to bomb and occupy every nation while people in Somalia are competing for limited resources? What's your point?

Btw, the Jedi in the prequel didn't do shit. Slavery on Tatooine. Meh.

[ndalum75]

@revangal3 Not to mention the whole clone army thing was really a slave army, if you think about. And what did the Separatists want? That's right, they just wanted to leave the corrupt and bureaucratic Republic. Way to go making the "villains" more relatable than the heroes, Lucas.

[drifter402]

@revangal3 well to be fair the tuskens are like tribal bandit people that just kill anybody. but yea killing ALL the women and children and padme NOT caring is just retarded

[robotfreshpies]

@revangal3 Sounds like the USA in general

[revangal3]

@robotfreshpies

Sounds? OH hell no! The US are hahah :)

[JoeyPencils]

where the pinball machine is...classic

[artesque]

She wasn't listening to his sand comments. He's sensitive and passionate. Fun and playful. And she's totally in to that. But she's trying her hardest to dodge scandal, ruining both of their careers, and compromising her self compass of doing what is right, no matter what.

As for the cleanliness, that's just Naboo.

[Mr44centz]

3:50 LMAOOOOO

[DarthKaiden]

seen all these before and im crying from laughing so hard

[poet279]

7:34 to 8:00 LOL!

[AmoebaQueen]

Dunno what you all talking about..i'd go for Anakin. Padme only feels uncomfortable from his sex looks cause they tickle her brain and make her blood flow places. the guy is freakin hot. and the "senator" thing is just an excuse cause she's obviously just not that into him yet, cause well he's acting like a prick. it's only after his mom dies and he all falls apart and cries that she goes

"OMG THE POOR BOY JUST MISSES HIS MOMMY I WANNA HUG HIM AND MAKE IT ALL BETTER" that her feelings change.

[Unevaluated]

@AmoebaQueen

Are you kidding? he talks like an autistic retard with asperges and keeps going on about slaughtering people and becoming all powerful. Maybe if you weren't a fat virgin you'd realise what a terrible partner he would make

[AmoebaQueen]

@Unevaluated Dude, his mom just got murdered! his reaction is nothing but human. he's just not Jedi material. and everyone are picking on him for their own mistake of trying to make him into one.(by a teacher who doesn't believe in him from the start) . Anakin is just trying to prove himself and protect the people he cares about. he's quite a family man in my opinion. (and i'm a 27 year old who does swim suit modeling) ........oh god.... I'm so gonna end with an abusive husband aren't I?...

[Unevaluated]

@AmoebaQueen

If you think that jibbering idiot is a good partner, yes

[superjubblies]

I suddenly realized I haven't watched Feeding Frenzy since 2010.

What the hell am I doing with my life?

[OldClassicGamer]

dude you need to do turkish star wars review.its waaay worse then this.movie is that bad that it doeant have plot at all

[June28July]

"Everything is soft... And smooth..."

"This is awful!"

[theonlyguyontheleft]

Step 3: Get the woman you've kidnapped, tied up, and beaten from your basement to legitimately agree that the movie you critique is in fact terrible. Like a boss.

[Zombie1Boy]

2:01 :D

[ilovealexjones1]

why does this guy talk so funny??

[SuperBlahmaster]

Even though she's supposed to come off as ignorant, Nadine makes a good point about the prequels looking "too clean". Just compare the visuals of the prequels and the originals, the originals have far more "grit" to them, almost everything in the prequels is sterile.

[williams411]

"Women like to talk about themselves a lot and don't really care about anything that you have to say." Truer words have never been spoken.

[bobbycrooksville]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm spotted cow. That'll help you cope with cinematic catastrophes.

[theseamusexperience]

This video taught me more about women then anything else

[kaostra]

@dman519 and @Inzanepiratical First of all, you two need to keep in mind there is a difference between what someone holds as their favorite movie (in this case SW Episode) as opposed to what they feel is the best. My top ten movies list is not composed of all classics and critically acclaimed titles. However, I must admit, to honestly claim that Episode 1 or 2 is the BEST or BETTER of the movies, would be kind of ignorant. However, favorite and best don't necessarily go hand in hand.

[dman519]

@kaostra Good point. I'm alright with someone saying they "like" ep. 1 the most, but to say its the "best" is absurd. Although I can't help but think they go hand in hand. I mean how could you like one the most but simultaneously think that another one is "of a higher quality."

[MrHEC381991]

...unless she's into that sort of thing ;)

[dman519]

"I need to share my pain. I need to make others understand!" Yeah. It's kinda like that cliche shit they teach you in school about why we learn about history. "So you don't repeat the mistakes of the past." Everyone needs to be taught why the prequels sucked so much ass so noone makes shit like this again.

[highwind8124]

"Military Creation Act"

They're CREATING a military?

[SamyLakhdar]

Soooo funny!!!!! The french part is just hilarious!!!!!!! I had to pause the video coz I was laughing so much!!!!!

[valer48]

Brings home a corpse = X

[gdgyhgrd]

I laughed uncontrollably at the "weird, creepy comments".

[BloodSportA2]

"Creepy Sex Looks"

Every time. I didn't even remember it at first, but damn, is that one haunting smirk.

[Heliosphan15]

goddamn, that french part fuckin slays me every time i see it

[youcandance12345]

remember java the hutt?

[MrWyocory]

@youcandance12345 Jabba the Hutt? LOL

[MrWyocory]

@MrWyocory That bitch needs to watch Star Wars better!

[tastethejace]

"What the fuck is that?... Who the fuck are these people?"

Thank you. Just, thank you.

[June28July]

2:12 "truly thankful to be his apprentice."

2:28 "he doesn't understand!"

Anakin, wtf?

[YouDumbZombie]

Who da fuck are these people? XD

[CHCHuser]

5:11 Best part of the video.

[aCOLLABORATIONfilm]

"So Padme' does a feeler to see if her and Anakin can fuck in the bathroom." ROFLMAO XD

[Evenflowist314]

You mean Arabs?

[PickyMcCritical]

I fucking loved the sounds just surrounding the bleeped out french Anakin and the cutoff timing at the pinball machine xD Laugh so hard... my only downside to this series is your odd ending story about the hooker. She had a decent use in this particular video, but it was a much more subtle joke during the first episode : \ Just my opinion, obviously...

[Samuel24842]

"For a few minutes it seems like he's learning, but then he's goes back to being a prick."

[LilyMoth12]

If I was a person living in this time... I would not send my kids to this cult of loveless monks! Why would you wanna hav your kids in some place where you are punished for love.... Freaking stupid!!!!!

[SamuraiPie8111]

Maybe the reason they dont want jedi to fuck is because there would be millions of jedi

[intsoccersuperstar1]

It's sort of, it's like poetry.  They rhyme.

[aCOLLABORATIONfilm]

@intsoccersuperstar1

Mr. Plinkett: Ah shut your fuckin' face! hahaha

[simplekeepitsimple]

Oh Mr. Plinkett, I didn't even know what love was untill I met you.

[WastedPo]

Also, what's with all this new made-up shit about how Jedis have to be the most unlikeable, dead-inside, impossible-to-root for pricks in the galaxy? That wasn't implied in the original trilogy. Jedi's can't love? Luke seemed to have no problem having love for his friends. And if the force runs in families, how the hell is procreation a taboo? Lucas just pulled that shit from nowhere and suddenly it's (nonsensical and unsatisfying) "canon."

[WastedPo]

It's just astounding what a failure in basic storytelling the prequels were. It seems there were 2 ways Lucas could've gone with Anakin: Making him truly sympathetic and noble, thus making his turn tragic for the audience. Or making him truly badass and imposing (like the original Vadar) so the audience couldn't help but feel awe of him, despite his character flaws. Lucas went with neither, and decided that emulating the "boy-band" trends of the time would be good enough. It wasn't.

[julianzolo]

@WastedPo I feel sorry that you cannot appreciate how awesome ep2 is

[dingleberrycherry]

what the fuck is that? who the fuck are these people?

[bigcahs93]

why'd she have to die (EHHHH) i will be the most powerful jedi ever (EHHHH) i killed them (EHHHH) there dead (EHHHH) and the children too (EHHHH) and i slaughter them like animals (EHHHH) ........... LMFAO

[LilyMoth12]

I want pizza rolls!!!!

[SpartanMen]

7:45

He's jellin'!

[timesplitters333]

he killed sandarabs...

[futterkulcha]

hahaha the girl who broke up with her boyfriend coz he loved this movie..ur awesome and he deserved it

[LilyMoth12]

@futterkulcha Thx!!! 

[julianzolo]

@futterkulcha I hope her new boyfriend beat her

[LilyMoth12]

@julianzolo You like Attack of the clones or something? The music I mean is nice classic john williams but seriously I can be nice about this movie... if I want to be nice.

[superhuman295]

Anakin and Padme's love thingie was just one big, fat, plot convenience

[LilyMoth12]

Thx Mr. Plinkett! This was my idiot boyfriends fav star wars movie until I should him your reviews! I broke up with him after he said that he still found attack of the clones his fav star wars movie

[julianzolo]

@LilyMoth12 I hope your new boyfriend beats you

[LoneRookRS1]

@LilyMoth12 wow that must have been a deep and meaningful relationship

[SaucisseMerguez]

@LilyMoth12 You must be the dumbest bitch on earth to break up over a fucking movie, and especially over someones personal taste.

[kariido1]

@LilyMoth12 You broke up with him over a fucking movie preference? .. Are you 15?

[RolTickler]

@kariido1 I'll go and say she probably broke up with him because now she had real proof he was mentally challenged

[Inzanepiratical]

@LilyMoth12 If you honestly broke up with someone because he liked a movie that you didn't, then you're one of the most fucking shallow people I have ever met. I personally hate twilight, but if I was dating someone who liked it I wouldn't break up with them over it.

get over yourself.

[dman519]

@Inzanepiratical It's a small thing for sure, but it says a lot about a person if they are an adult and they've seen all of the star wars movies and think episode 2 is the best. It basically says "hey, I have the maturity and intellect of a 7 year old." Would you want to be with someone like that? And this is all assuming that the story is even true.

[Inzanepiratical]

@dman519 I don't know about you, but I find it insulting to judge someone based on their movie choices. My father is probably the best man in the world and yet his favorite star wars movie is the phantom menace. Am I going to disown him because of it? No.

It's really sad if you think that judging someone based entirely on what their favorite movie in the Star Wars series is a good idea.

[dman519]

@Inzanepiratical I agree, it's not a good idea, and definitely shallow to think that way, but I think I still raise a valid point. Mind you, its not specifically about which star wars movie they think is the best. Its about what kind of a person they must be in order to think that episode 1 or 2 is their favorite. If an adult likes episode 1 the most, I'm going to assume (probably quite accurately) that they are immature/unintelligent. I would rather have a mate who is the opposite.

[Inzanepiratical]

@dman519 My father is a fairly intelligent person, and a mature one at that, yet he still enjoys episode 1. Does it really matter? No, it doesn't.

This really shouldn't be hard for people to understand, and if you think it's not a good idea, then how the hell do you also believe it brings up a valid point? It's a fucking movie. I dated a chick who thought that Twilight was good. I didn't break up with her over it.

Get over yourselves.

[dman519]

@Inzanepiratical Ive already stated, "Its about what kind of a person they must be in order to think that episode 1 or 2 is their favorite." I dont want to have a girlfriend who is stupid and immature. To like ep. 1 the most you have to be stupid and immature. Ergo, I wouldn't want to be with someone who likes ep. 1 the most. This is my point. Assuming that only a tiny fraction of the people who like ep. 1 the most are intelligent, my point is valid.

[Inzanepiratical]

@dman519 To answer your question to kaostra: I think Godfather part II was good, but I still think the first one is the best.

Your opinion is insulting at best, and narrow minded at worst. To completely judge someone based on whether or not they like a movie is sad, pathetic, and incredibly immature. That is the point I've been making, and you reiterating your stance only enforces your own stupidity.

And I think I'll leave it at that.

[dman519]

@Inzanepiratical To make an assumption about someone's intelligence or maturity based off of a preference of theirs is not "completely" judging them. Example: One persons favorite movie is the shawshank redemption, another persons favorite is home alone 3. Its incredibly safe to assume that the first person is more mature than the second.

I'll definitely leave it at that.

[GeneralKuma24]

Nope it isn't at all.

[dman519]

@Inzanepiratical As far as your dad goes, if he actually is a smart/mature guy, then I would doubt the amount of thought he put into his choice. I just can't see a reasonably normal adult liking one of the first two prequel movies over a new hope or ESB.

[Inzanepiratical]

@dman519 Then you've got a really high bar for most human beings.