Stripes

[ian3754]

Lol, there was a draft?

[sledgeguitar]

Candy's Eisenhower quip is awesome!

[FelchBelcher]

12 homos watched this clip..

[rko815]

Hulka: "Lighten up, Frances. One of these men may save your life one of these days. You understand that?"

Murray: "Then again, maybe one of us won't."

[BlackPyroDragon]

*CLANK!* *akward look around*

"Have that removed" lol

[MrTudelum]

The way John Candy gives him the once over when he says " How's it going Eisenhower?" is the absolute best. I've watched that hundreds of times and it still makes me laugh. Classic. A great talent taken way too soon.

[inFLUence2508]

warren oates

[TheDragonknee71]

I like when John Candy gets off the bus and he sees John Larroquett as a officer.John candy goes.Hows it going Eisenhower.LOL that shit would piss a officer off.I know this is army.But when I saw this when I was 10 I wanted to be in the military.Semper Fi. John candy RIP man.

[redzebra16]

best part of movie ty for posting

[loufalce]

"Any one of you homos touch me and I`ll kill you".

[seanhannity73]

a lot of pizzas!!!!!!!!!!!

[dithbmine1]

bill murry what an asshole...

[rafastil]

hare krishna hare krishna!

[mermaidamp]

Francis Soyer AKA Psycho is 1 violent guy. Conrad Dunn played him.

[gmccord1970]

12 people who disliked this need to lighten up!!

[CanadiAnnie]

LOL look at Francis pushing the guy in line near the very beginning Haha.

[onplane2]

Great!!

[seanhannity73]

Any of you homos touch me and i'll kill ya!

[Clevinger67]

I had a bumpersticker made that says "Lighten Up, Francis."

[FelchBelcher]

@Clevinger67 NO WAY! you have to tell me you have more bumper stickers! I actually went to basic there.

[61vanilla]

_STRiPeS SouNDs !!!

[SylletBang]

hahaha rofl at ramis his face expressions xd haha priceless.

[rcdESPANYOL4ever]

Well.... we were all on our way to the bingo parlor and well one thing led to another and the directions got fouled up..... XD

[TrikkerMan2]

"Lets give a hand to our big toe"

[TORCHWOOD006]

The funniest movie of all time! Bill Murray is the best.

[terrestrialrain]

My friend met Bill Murry in a gas station, and talked for like a minute. If I ever met Bill Murry in a gas station I'd keep a conversation with him for hours. That's one of my heroes.

[1andonlyturkmenbashi]

Possibly the finest first-half a movie ever! "Lee-Harvey? Youuuu are a maaad-man".

[GuitarInDC]

4:50 Bill Murray is amazing

[WeThePeopleOnline]

LMAO

I hope this is the mess hall....hows it going Eisenhower!!!

[jandjdarby]

there was one?

[trhisdone]

son there aint no draft no more....classic...

Hell On Wheels

[slugworth99]

"Have that removed."

Lighten up, Francis!

[joenathanable]

there is no draft lol!

[AkaRambo]

Great movie.

[edybeast]

"How's it going, Eisenhower?" I love this movie. I wish my time in basic had been half as funny.

[SlowMutant13]

"Now i know why i've always lost women to guys like you. Its not just the uniform its the storys you tell. Lee Harvey you are a mad man like the time you and your friend stole that cow and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I wanna party with you cowboy. You and Me...forget it." lmfao easily the best Bill Murray quote ever

[justentime77]

"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do....it's usually something unusual"....classic!

[WildBill6942]

Movies these days can't touch a classic like this. Stripes and Caddyshack are ageless.

[ohguy1991]

i swallow alot of aggression,along with alot of pizzas! ha ha ha!

[Stranglehold71]

I used to love this movie when I was kid.

[nerdeater27]

any of you homos touch me ill kill ya.lol

[costadelsilencio08]

this scene is hilarious.

[md4bush]

Almost 30 years later "Lighten up Francis!" is a still a relevant catchphrase most people get.

[Gwenlj]

hill-larry-us movie :D

[therlihy1]

"Lighten up, Frances."

Hehehe

[sdfeinstein]

I hope this is the mess hall. How it going Eisenhower? Tremendous!!!!

[SCE2AUX]

"Yessir, Fiiiiiiiine lookin' bunch of men."

[ackwon]

LMFAO, the Frances, part is classic

[camizowner]

You just made the list buddy!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO ROFL

One of these men may save your life one of these days, You understand that?

Then again, maybe one of us wont..LMFAO

[Dmasterman]

I love Harold Ramis's expressions while John Candy tells his story. LoL

[lfc011]

i hope this is the mess hall hahahaha

[1992AlexD]

Now who here is the big toe?

[KroniKKidZ28]

Sgt Hulka with the big toe is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass.

Hulka is the shit

[leiefilm]

@KroniKKidZ28 naah gunny heart man is the shit

[KroniKKidZ28]

@leiefilm hmmm yes., that he is, but if your going to bring up Hartman, then I would be out of line if I didn't counter with Gunny Highway. It must be an unwritten Hollywood rule to make all badass drill instructor names start with a "H"

[leiefilm]

@KroniKKidZ28 maybe or maybe they designed hulka to a comedy version of heartman,dunno which movie came first.

Only know i luaghed my ass of when i saw brad pit trying to be tough gunny in the movie inglorius bastards.Heartman would have laughed of him too.

ps kind of funny that john candy says he's gonna be a lean mean fightim machine.considering he died of a heart attack from over eating lol

[08whitesoxluvr]

is that john lafayette? as cpt. skilver i think he said? @:35. umm harold ramis looks really bad with that hair.. and murray is hi;larious. as usuall

[SCE2AUX]

John Larroquette, yes it is.

[08whitesoxluvr]

cool thanks

[rocksolid4life]

LOL "My hobbies are, fast cars and fast women."

[goldnight102]

have tht removed haha

[hamdinosaur]

I love this movie, classic Bill Murray

[reverb478]

and i'll KILL ya!

[nddavi58]

murray was about 30 years old in this film and already losing his hair.

[08whitesoxluvr]

its called a "widows peak"

[pyro3138]

what's the song they play at the begginging? it's been bugging me for YEARS D:

[ignoranceandwant]

It's part of Elmer Bernstein's score...it's used throughout the movie. Bernstein quotes the famous "London Bridge is Falling Down" when Captain Stillman appears.

[pumpkinheadedsob]

cant beat Ramis' facial expressions when Candy is talking about why he joined.

[idahovandal]

Ramis' glasses. LOL.

[shakeymomm]

francis

[shqfy]

i love the way hulka(warren oates) laughs when murray is done talking about "the big toe".

[jjack41]

Warren Oates should have been nominated for best supporting actor for his work in Stripes. HULKA!!

[ACDCROCKS501]

Fuck yeah is the best

[acdcrulez91]

HULKA!!!

[ohguy1991]

any you homo's touch me,ill kill ya!

[walesneath]

Son of Beech, sheet.

[caseyforever]

OH MY GOD THAT'S RIGHT!!! as a kid me and my brother used to always say that after seeing this movie!!! ...with the accent. i had totally forgotten where we'd gotten it from! :) yay!!! thanks for that. hahah.

[walesneath]

haha classic!! :)

[jouyenmae]

Oh yeah? You will instead walk out of here and old, thin, ugly corpse, before you know it, you little maggot!

[jouyenmae]

Who's the slimy scumbag that gave me a negative rating on this? Whoever you are, you're just lucky because I can't see you. Because if I happen to know who the hell are you, you won't like what's coming to you!!

[caseyforever]

who's the slimy scumbag who gave me a negative rating on this? i don't like nobody touching the neg rating, any of you touch the negative rating... and i'll kill you. keep ya meat hooks off... any of you homos touch the thumbs down... and i'll kill you.

[michelrpg]

you get a negative rating because I can and because it's fun to piss off someone who actually cares so much about a "rating" on a fricking VIDEO website. I LAUGH at you from behind my screen.

[caseyforever]

heheheh... well you DO know i was making a reference to the video clip right? (maybe i'm messing up the joke)... adopting Francis 'Psycho's little speech. and refering to

jouyenmae below! but i guess you're lucky you're hidden behind your screen!!!

[TheDemonJester]

Read the message I left for your little butt buddy above. Same goes for you. Anytime, anywhere but if you want it you have to come and get it.

[AGBuir]

wow, shut up man. You're making a fool of yourself

[TheDemonJester]

This doesnt involve you boy

[TheDemonJester]

I gave you a negative rating to. You wanna come after me you fucking e-thug scumbag? Its one thing to be tough over a keyboard but its another to do it face to face. You wanna come after me let me know and I'll be more than happy to tell you how to find me.

[caseyforever]

okay. stop for a second. you don't sound like you're joking. dude... did you not see the movie?!?! it's a joke referring to the movie! how many times i gotta say this?!? any of you homos not read the previous comments or see the movie... and i'll kill ya. geeeeet it? (everyone else got it) oh nevermind. :)

[kozagong]

best murray's film xD

[diamondbackseye]

Damn, this ends right before my favourite scene-

"Damn fine men..are they my company?"

No sir..Oh, here come your men now sir!'

Then Cruise goes flying over the log and Ox keeps running down hill cause he can't stop...

I'm in tears from laughing, every time I see it.

[displayfireworks1]

Francis starts at 2:09 now any of you touch my text comment Ill kill you. And any of you homos give me a negative response ill kill you. LOL

[jouyenmae]

Oh yeah? Where are you at this point in time, anyway? How I love to gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!!!! LMAO!!!

[CuntLunch]

The Captain Stillman role was a perfect representation of a typical cherry officer looking to cover his own ass at all times....very realistic

[EMUmonster]

Any of you call me Francis and I'll kill ya.

[Rockid9040]

1: I thought I better join before I get drafted.

2: There isn't drafting anymore...

1: There was?!

[JWade29]

How's it goin Eisenhower.

[billclay990]

Then again, maybe one of us won't.

[fuhrman66]

I wanna party with you!

[Xf15smdt]

Lee Harvey. You, are a maaaaaadman!

[seanpatf]

Sgt. Hulka, how do you shit like a soldier?

[thinwall81]

This movie is a clasic.. Love John Candy..Remember the mud wrestling scene!!

[thinwall81]

Wish I was a loofa !!!

[Xf15smdt]

....have that removed!!

[sab1175]

"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual."

[huxley309]

When the guy in red got out i thought he had a turret stuck to his head. :0D

[dpchrist26]

The Film was shot at Fort Knox Kentucky.

When I Went in the army as a M1 Tanker in the early 1990s It was like a flash back.. That was a cool place! :)

[fleetfoot27]

All those old buildings are torn down now. they were nothing but tinder-boxs. I was there in the winter time in the 1980s and they were still heating them with coal

[BufordStone]

"Lee Harvey. Youuu, are a madman!"

[SeymoreButts6t432]

The Dork.

[NTIGBCYTP]

his name is oxburger

[temple2510]

Dewey:'I got a slight weight problem"

All: NO!

[RoyalMessup]

"Lighten up Francis"

[HowsitSistaDaKine]

Any of you homos touch my stuff, I'll kill ya

[Buyah1]

lol bill murray was great in this movie.

[stevedaniels5]

Warren Oates!!!!!

[thecorleon]

son their ain't no more draft. Their was one?

Had a kid in my basic say something to that extent

[VistaXXX2008]

"If we ever get into real heavy combat, I want you all to know, I'll be right behind you guys, every step of the way" LOL

[fleetfoot27]

A Lot of These Parts were Filmed at Fort-knox Kentucky Army Base Reseption Station. I was in these same Buildings in 1979 for three weeks when I first arrived there for Basic Training. Every time I watch Stipes it brings back memories.

[rag4k]

Lighten up, Francis.

[davios1973]

How's it goin' Eisenhower?

[nittyranks]

"Have that removed" LOL. That scene was ad libbed I think.

[agsmallticket]

How do you walk out of the army thin and small. Dead is a possibility true but you don't walk out small and thin

[x3x900]

john candys weight in 1983 was 300 pounds so before he died in 1994 i wonder how much he wayed then before he died?

some one please respond to me if you know the anwser!

[go4john]

462 lbs.

[Necroticpus]

Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

[komoea]

what was the actors name that played sarg.hulka?

[JWade29]

Warren Oates.

[Moogaar1]

I loved him in "Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia" & "Race with the Devil". R.I.P. Mr. Oates

[komoea]

thanks!

[EP78258]

Warren Oates played Hulka.

[dandruff71]

That's Festusclammerfuck!

[seanpatf]

Sgt. Hulka, how does one shit like a United States Soldier?

[Hgclaw]

1:26 - 2:50 and 3:35, that is good times!

[joelok48]

Chicks dig me. I wonder how much was adlibbed? The best comedy ever made.

[nittyranks]

A lot was adlibbed. The part with Harold Ramis doing the facial expressions when John Candy is talking is adlibbed. Also when John Laroquette says "have that removed" I think Bill Murry adlibbed a lot as well.

[typsypyg]

@nittyranks This was a period of time when a lot of movies with SNL cast members were chock full of adlibbing due to their improv backgrounds. Animal House was an exception, John Landis didn't allow much adlibbing. But most Bill Murray movies were full of improvised lines and scenes. Caddyshack is half improv lol

[jouyenmae]

What the Hell!! Was that the captain? Why, he does not even know how to salute properly! How the hell did he became the new company commander? By his acts, he is not even fit to be a platoon leader, much less a company commander, duh!! Yuuuccckkk! Oh, my Gosh!!!

[jouyenmae]

Knock off the yanky, Ox! B-) You'll instead walk out of the army, a lean, mean and dead machine! B-)

[junk4cash]

"Have that removed corporal" I still say that today when I trip over something. One of the things I still laugh at today when I watch this move. Ha ha...

[leehr777]

Is anyone going to ever post this fucking movie or not?

[jouyenmae]

Ox, you're walking out of the army a small, thin, dead machine, not lean, mean fighting machine. hahahahaha!

[jouyenmae]

Hey, lighten up, Francis, or Sergeant Hulka with a big toe's gonna swing it out for ya!! Hehehehe!

[wcurtis19]

one of the best flicks

[colty77]

A typical day in basic training... yeah right. lol

[GreenDay1981]

If they didn't have Captain Stillman using his binoculars to check out the women in the shower later on in the movie, I would have thought his character was gay. That salute he gave Hulka sure looked gay.

[enigma07777]

Hulka looks like kerry packer.

[Chiggs58th]

Probably one of the funniest and greatest movies of all time! I love this film!

[willielee5]

when ox is talking look at zitski.

[RetroGirl85]

there was one?? what a jerk.. lmao

[bonehead221]

love that movie

[MingYeung101]

hahahaha francis.... u call me francis... and ill kill you.... you touch me... ill kill you

[eddman1000]

that movie is hysterical!

[phantom12321]

anybody pick up on the Lee Harvey reference?

[EchoCannon89]

no it went over everyone's head

[mikesisk56]

''ckicks dig me cause i rarely wear underwear and when i do it something unusual''

[Jer15905]

Son, there ain't no draft no more..... There was one?

[bigtimeflyer]

...lighten up Francis....

[Xf15smdt]

........have that removed

[r1skate]

Classic!

[garak1976]

"How's it goin' Eisenhower?" God Bless John Candy

[leehr777]

I love what you just said now go jump off a cliff please.

[leehr777]

Like he can hear you jackass god bless john candy. What is wrong with you? Go to his fucking grave and say it dumbass.

[garak1976]

Wow! You've messaged me twice. Can anyone say homosexual obsession? As for your rant, one can talk to the deceased anytime they want , not just at their grave. You're probably from some weird ass religion where the main focus is molesting collies so you may not have known that, Hope it helped.And of course a big Fuck You!

[dustyflair]

what a scum bag.

[MikeDunn]

where is the video about the English class, and the whole class says "Son of Bitch, Shit" ???

[The2ndFirst]

Ha ha....Fort Knox, KY.... I did basic there in '92.  Hasn't changed.

[soxfann64]

goo stuff...brings back some memories!

[mermaidamp]

Warren Oates as St. Hulka rox!

[MikeDunn]

I was gonna say the same thing before I read your comment!!!

[captinspyro]

whats the the army theme that plays alot in the move??

[bigtimeflyer]

..my father told me never hit anyone in anger unless your sure you can get away with it....love it

[randybobbitt]

When you stole that cow, and your friends tried to make it with a cow..

[locksmithite]

the salute is all wrong. the sgt is suppossed to hold his salute until the officer completes his. then he lowers his hand.

[titalita10003]

let's hear it for our big toe! lol

[jmedia1]

Priceless;-)!

[DanielRidener]

"Cause uh, that's why my guys in my car club call me The Cruiser." "Son, there ain't no draft no more." "There was one?"

[Xf15smdt]

i kill ya

[jamminjohn]

You may've noticed, I have a slight weight problem. Nooo! Nooo! Nooo!

[Xf15smdt]

Have that removed...