Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

[AnCheeseEagle]

I am the law.

[SuperSetCA]

This is my favorite Onion video of all time.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

I AM DA LAW

[SoldierCyfix]

i like that new gun control law

[Q8379]

228 people thought they were the law. Fools! Don't they know that I am the law?

[misterblort]

lol :)

[Mrevilrobguy]

Life with out parole is badass

[globalchaos1984]

reminds me of idiocracy.

[SalientK]

I am the combo breaker.

[katsumorymoto]

Roomba has released a fully sentient vacuuming cyborg.

OMG I CANT BELIEVE THIS NEWS ORGANIZATION IS REPORTING THAT THAT VACUUMING CYBORG IS REAL.. CHINESE.. TECHNO BABBLE.. YOU WILL NOW BE CONVINCED THAT I THINK THIS IS REAL AND WILL RESPOND WITH TROLLING GOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOO

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@katsumorymoto you're a fucki.......oh you're joking

[benjisonthiis]

I am the law...

[ferretsrule42x1]

I am the law.

[devcycler]

I AM the law

[tatsujinMasurao]

LAWWWW!

[HaydenCalhoun]

I am the LAW

[DesBlackmore]

I am the LAW

[DABABYSEAL]

I am the LAW

[mrjerrick]

I am the LAW

[Kouta13]

I am the LAW

[LaBeteNoir007]

I am the LAW.

[EmpperorIng]

@LaBeteNoir007 I am the LAW

[HaydenCalhoun]

I am the LAW

[kap10shwetyballz]

I am the law..haha badass

[AlexSpartan]

I am the LAW

[supergirl26234]

Who named this "The Onion."

[Drakulas77]

@supergirl26234 The deep web.

[AlexSpartan]

I am the LAW.

[AlexSpartan]

I am the LAW.

[EMOoftheFUNK]

i want to live in a world were shit like in this video was real a magical land where katanas and trench coats are a forced choice of badassery

[KageHono]

"Less stricly constitutional and more strictly awesome" "rumba introduces fully sentient vacuuming cyborg...."

LOL

[ironmantis25]

being kicked down the hole should be the new death penalty.

[BitchDidOK]

FIREMAN7665.

[MrDentalFloss1108]

I love how serious they are. Now there just need Misha Collins to do his Castiel voice for a report.

[Asiis]

'...followed by, aproximately, one minute of each judge individually claiming that they were the law.'

[LlednarJediMaster69]

i actually thought at the beggining it was in actual TV news -.-

[daCanadainCanuck]

i want your job



[blush3101]

the practice remains hella fukin balls-to-the-wall awesome....

[BrentWilliams710]

RESPECT THE BADGE

FEAR THE GUN

I AM THE LAW!

[morganfeb]

idiocracy is all i can think about when i watch this

[jessejames1616]

This is when Onion was good lol

[saph2104]

I AM ABOVE THE LAW

[thundercow27]

HELLA FUCKING BALLS TO THE WALL AWSOME 😱 LOL

[chickenyogurt]

I AM THE LAW

[Scentless]

I AM THE LAW

[Marley94Hendrix]

Funny watching it again, look at the drawing of the dissenting judge at 2:11 the fuckin psycho

[Oldasiankid]

@TheYouwontgetit Dude death row is in fact real, but the onion is not.

[MegaOoga]

Less constitutional and more awesome

[Marley94Hendrix]

I wish the courts in the UK where as hella fucking balls to the wall awesome :(

[Scentless]

@Marley94Hendrix

but you guys fucking invented judge dredd....

[anderivative]

I AM THE LAW

[funnguns]

OMG LMAO! how can these people say those with a straight face! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

[ErPo321]

Im honestly surprised i dont see the comments filled with I AM THE LAW

[wwwtotalitaerde]

The German BND is the renamed 3rd Reich GESTAPO.The BND had organized the delegate Scheuermann of our county to visit or home.To allow him to personally experience how my brother and our parents had been tortured.The BND continued to torture my brother.He was assassinated on July 11th2009.Half a year after the assassination of my brother the CDU delegate Mappus from our district town Pforzheim was made prime minister of the German land of Baden Würtemberg

The CDU is the ruling party in Germany

[LittlePikachu]

@wwwtotalitaerde And we should give a shit why...?

[xSuperiorManx]

@LittlePikachu Please ignore this asshole and his BS accusations. Wannabe conspiracy theorist, you know.

[xSuperiorManx]

@wwwtotalitaerde You should be ashamed of making your shitty little conspiracy theory book & website look important by telling this BS story and badmouthing our country the worst way possible. Your idiotic and simply false statement about the BND being the successor of the GESTAPO shows that you will stop at nothing to promote your fearmongering content. If our country was as despotic and evil as you make it look like, you wouldn't be running your mouth here anymore, would you?

Vollidiot

[MrxXBossXxPimp]

@xSuperiorManx If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid .

[xSuperiorManx]

@MrxXBossXxPimp Answer in regards to the topic at hand or don't answer at all.

[MrxXBossXxPimp]

@xSuperiorManx You lack the intellect to properly understand anything related to the topic at hand . Please tell ''momy and daddy'' to stop making inbred retards .

[xSuperiorManx]

@MrxXBossXxPimp You know, it's hard to tell what such a troll like yourself is actually up to. Hopping in comment sections, throwing around random insults, etc. If you have any problem, feel free to elaborate on it in a mature way. Until then, I discard you in the "generic idiots from the internet"-pile.

[MrxXBossXxPimp]

@xSuperiorManx Damn not you again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

[xSuperiorManx]

@MrxXBossXxPimp I'm getting the feeling you're already running out of stupidity-phrases. When that occurs, simply heed my advice and tell what's on your mind. Don't worry, I'm a good listener.

[MrxXBossXxPimp]

@xSuperiorManx How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

[xSuperiorManx]

@MrxXBossXxPimp I can imagine you think in toilet-terms, considfering the vast amount of poo that you sprouted so far. However, the solution to your (self-inflicted) problem lies somewhere completely different. I already pointed it out, but appearently your mental capacities are not sufficient to notice it. Just tell me why you felt it neccessary to tamper with other people's business in a childish style, without actually adding to the conversation, and I may be able to help you.

[MrxXBossXxPimp]

@xSuperiorManx I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

[xSuperiorManx]

@MrxXBossXxPimp Nah, I just love ridiculing wannabe trolls like you when I make them beat around the bush day after day. You still haven't answered, have you? Well, at least you took my advice of using some other material already. You were starting to get boring.

[DylanCobb]

@wwwtotalitaerde

Cool story, bro.

[dinocephalian]

What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

...

"You must be new here."

[NickyAmerica]

A few weeks ago I said "I am the law"

What have I done...

[WaiLoungChan]

I AM THE LAW

[TheCyber3000]

When I saw the citations of "I am the law" I laughed so hard I almost choked! OMFG THIS IS ACE!

[aFinnsTheory]

lolwut? XD

[SSBBBDD]

I chocked on my popcorn.

[h0rnd0917]

Now a break before more badass punishment is back

[whenducksgobad]

I AM THE LAW!!!!!!!!

[crazyminti]

I think the Onion should start doing paradies again...

[ChozoMoriya]

I AM THE LAW

[pizzaBegal114]

I AM THE LAW

[pinkpupdog]

I AM THE LAW

[Luke5119]

I AM THE LAW

[MrFedmark]

I AM THE LAW

[FromMuToYou]

I AM THE LAW.

[HaiDoggie]

Stop right there law breaker!

YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!!

pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

Your stolen goods are now forfit.

[cabooses1fan]

@HaiDoggie Then pay with your blood!

[NexDemise]

@HaiDoggie

Resist arrest.

[antibieberforce10000]

@HaiDoggie aaaaahhhhhhhhh oblivion the days of endless hours in your room with your blinds closed

[HaiDoggie]

@antibieberforce10000

Yes, and today some of us are going back to the old world of the 8 bit games :)

[blaze01256]

no I AM THE LAW

lolololol

[karg42]

I AM THE LAW

...and I like following what other people do.

[sagajagan]

I AM THE LAW

[meatwad515]

I AM THE LAW.

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

@meatwad515 I knew you'd say that.

[GilucZ]

@liptonBlueBirdAdd I knew you'd say that.

[wookiedestroyer101]

@GilucZ  I knew you'd say that

[TheSuperdopeboy]

1:37 Geoge Bush?

[icejaff]

I am the law

[Xsonic378X]

I AM THE LAW

its 4 capital 4 capital badass punishment

[NickyAmerica]

A month ago I started saying "I Am the law"

What have I done...

[Herculieas]

@NickyAmerica Except people were saying it more than a month ago.

So. Yeah.

[SystelCyrus]

Maybe the rest of the world would respect us more if our justice system was actually like this.

[cutiepie1744594]

no...IM THE LAW YOU DIPSHITS!!!!:D

[1812over2]

hehe... internet...

[b22frozenfire]

i am the law

[SteezySkater72]

I am the law

[BlitzWhat]

I am the law.

[mackysplace]

I am the law

[snowwolf7777]

I am the law.

[quasarvega]

/watch?v=itmNiTwHOsM

I

Win

[vince1987]

I am the law.

[IWantAGreatName]

I am the law.

[eurogeek9]

226 people were "kicked into a huge fucking pit"

[Anonymouzor]

I am the law.

[jbgandhi2]

I am the law.

[adam873873873]

I am the law.

[Chas3Hickman]

I am the law.

[IcyScythe]

I am the law.

[lalalandforme]

c-c-c-combo breaker!

[jeezusallahchrist]

@lalalandforme lol

[CmdrShepard1001]

I am the law.

[RegisteredLobster]

I am the Law.

[Manadox97]

I AM THE HELLA MOTHERFUCKING LAW DAMIT!

[jdjohnson2590]

I am the LAW!

[NameRetarded]

I am the law.

[0i0ification]

i am THE LAW!!!!!!

[FOATE]

I am the law.

[rockafoxtoday]

I am the law.

[lightningchidori671]

1:28 the scrolling news with the skydiving caught my eye xD

[Kesh789]

I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law. I am the law.

[idkwutscape]

hellafuckinballstothewallaweso­me

[dave1sfx]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[qazzy]

I am the law.

[NotIkeman]

I am the law.

[alithanar8]

I am the law

[TheDrakester1987]

I am the law.

[HaydenCalhoun]

I am the law.

[MaskedFoxie]

I am the law.

[NickyAmerica]

I am the law

[alacar91]

I AM ABOVE THE LAW

[superflylaurie]

I AM THE LAW!

[jamesdarnel]

the best onion report thus far!

[TalesOfGod]

LOL I actually thought that this was real for a moment. :D

[DaGavinX]

This is so balls to wall fucking hilarious.

[funney61303349]

were the fuck are the censors?

[drewbryk]

I am the law.

[iandhr]

I AM THE LAW

[1812over2]

THESE GUYS ARE THE LAW

/watch?v=woSm-KTwe-Y

[livetoriga]

I am the law.

[washboardalex]

I am the law.

[SovParadosi]

I am the law.

[JJMMKK1997]

I am the law.

[chachaman50]

i am in need of seeing a bloopers video for each new released vid :D

[KazuoTZ]

I am the law

[PissedOffLion]

I am the hella fucking balls to the wall

[zoozeema]

I am the law.

[NickyAmerica]

Dear god what have I done.

[NickyAmerica]

I am the law.

[TheMostDefinately]

I AM the law. WhoaahohohohoooooOOO bet you weren't expecting the emphasis on "am".

yea

[GAMEFREAK333]

I am the law.

[iamsmilingnow]

I am the law.

[Metrotonic]

I am the law

[Decepticonangell]

I am the law.

[rosouk]

I am the law.

[theClintdog]

I AM THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!

[NickyAmerica]

I am the law.

[artgeek12583]

@NickyAmerica

I am the law.

[GamingsecretsTV]

"Uhh, Thats Wicked."

[linkinparkpaper]

haha

[TheEloeo]

I never really noticed how ridiculous the name Jane Carmichael sounds.

[pink2bluee]

hella f*ckin balls to the awesome xD

[NickyAmerica]

I said "I am the law" five days ago.

Dear god, What have I done.

[NickyAmerica]

I am the law.

[NathanJamesBudd]

I am the law.

[Casil3as]

I believe In the death penalty better to get rid of shit that has done bad on this earth rather then lock them away and waste citizens tax money on feeding them and clothing them. Better yet lock them up and have them fight for their lives in a king of the hill style match.