Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Fifty

[astroboirap]

did u rip this from a melted vhs tape

[alyse1969]

@milliondollarman13, thanks for filling me in. : )

[alyse1969]

@jangelos95, not the sharpest tack in the drawer, are you? if i'd seen the whole episode, i wouldn't need to watch it here, now would i? glad we've cleared that up......

[Yeeeooo000]

pricks cud at least hav a bit of manners and stand when they greet people

[TurkiyeCumhurbaskani]

i would not drop a fifty bucks on the floor even if I knew asteroid would hit the planet, lol

[jimbojamesIV]

@TurkiyeCumhurbaskani Huh? Maybe you would if you had, oh, $400 million?

[TurkiyeCumhurbaskani]

@jimbojamesIV if I had $400 million I would wipe my ass with 100s

[alyse1969]

this clip doesn't make sense by itself - i have no idea what larry is worried about them smelling on his wife - needed much more set-up to be funny....

[jangelos95]

@alyse1969 maybe if you watched the whole episode it may be more understandable

[jangelos95]

Respond to this video... maybe if you watched the whole episode it would make more sense to you.... tatada

[milliondollarman13]

@alyse1969 larry stole his dead moms perfume and gave it to his wife cherryl

[WelcomeToZomboCom]

@alyse1969 come on it was obvious, they said smell like my mom and you could have guessed their mom is dead and his wife smelled like it

[FromSouthforkTexas]

1:27-1:35 Eat shit, Funkhouser!

[nietzscheprime]

bwahahahaha! Jews!

[VicerExciser5]

i wish i had Larry's elongated balls.. he shuts everyone down rather than being socially correct. "idon'tthinkso"

[cooliovasquez]

@VicerExciser5 whitechapel and curb your enthusiasm, youre cool

[stevenjsmith1903]

classic

[fluffino]

take the fifty

[HLecterPHD]

Funkhouser - possibly the greatest surname in the world.

(un resolution 1pmp states - any black person with the surname funkhouser must be issued with a bentley and pimp hat)

[kashifreid]

@HLecterPHD racist prick



[HLecterPHD]

@kashifreid I've been waiting 9 months for you. Welcome.

[championofcathay]

-Hey you wanna go to my sister's after the service?

-I don't think so. :D

[Isleofskye]

Larry knows his Jewish people1 lol

Over the last 40 years I have worked with many Jews in Finance and they are incredible. VERY Professional but TOTALLY driven by Money to a ridiculous degree.

A friend made dresses for Jewish Women and was charging $7 to amend the dresses. A BILLIONAIRE came to pay the $7 and said to her ( a poor Woman ),,"Could you do it for $5 " ?.......sums it up perfectly..

Another Jew drove 20 miles out of our way to get a $1 token off his petrol. lol

[gunzt3rkenfu92]

@Isleofskye

That's probably why they're rich.

[Paulfieldz]

Haha cause theyre all JEWS!!!

[whatdafacundo]

@ GazMysticism THE MAJORITY OF THE SHOW IS NOT SCRIPTED!

[Nosa423]

@whatdafacundo i dont think thats true show me where you got this from?

[whatdafacundo]

@Nosa423 I can't help you with how they do it, but I know that Larry uses a "non script" based method, where what he has is an understanding of who the characters are and what's happening in the story, but he then workshops the performances with the actors. So the dialogue between Larry & Jeff is more so what THEY WOULD REALLY SAY (cause its their own character). He lets the actors work and explore with their characters. Watch some of the behind the scenes clips and interviews with Larry David!

[GazMysticism]

be better if it wasn't scripted

[7xJessie7x]

@GazMysticism Actually, most of it isn't.

[karbine409]

my favorite show.

[MadyRoseAnderson]

hey somebody dropped a fifty!!!!

[SandrineSoprano]

Brilliant

[Paulfieldz]

haha fuckin scaby jews lol

[daTruChosen]

It deserves mentioning that in the nations I mentioned, atheism is either predominant, or is becoming so at a lightning fast pace. Religion is the evil seed from which religious bigotry, racism, classism, and sexism germinates ... and why I am proud to say I am an atheist.

[JohnnySegment86]

@daTruChosen

I wouldn't disassociate atheism with the latter three; however they're much older than religion 

[keybobrob]

theres a lil bit of larry in us all...lolololol....what a prick! gotta a luv em!! : )

[vatd112]

Jewish people are hilarious

[dieselrevolver]

i lost it when he tries to escape at 1:08, that's hilarious

[lilHippo]

lol wtf

[LedWilde]

Did one of them steal the perfume or something? Why did he want to get away?

[Suryavideo]

was Larry making a jewish joke? something along the lines that all jews like money?

[ktalkpasa]

@migthegreek And most of the back and forth is with various people vying for position as the authority on the subject

[atlasshrugged2u]

Smart move Lar...LOL!!

Man I love this show!!

[mccan413]

thats interesting migthegreek i bet you think im arguing back to you now as you read this but really im pondering your interesting remark, dont worry i wrote this for perverted reasons im not really dull.

[Dinoafhdd1]

that wasn't an american fifty right?

[theivory1]

I am new to this show, but thats Super Dave Osbourne mourning on the couch. Wow!

[picayune1]

Efferts

You antisemite

[fairlyzealous]

lmao @ larry's face around 1:06...utter fear?

[eezysqueezy]

Hey, somebody dropped a $50.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Efferts]

These jews are already well-off yet they'll still chase a fifty? /lol

[jesus11588]

ahahaha... that was really funny xD

[WooDpenis]

music at 1:00 is priceless... this show has the best music and expressions ever.. come on season 8!!

[TheBillsAreDue]

such a great show, lews will go crazy over a fifty

[benjaminqueens]

dame dude worse then vhs quilty///

[DCATPYEO]

Curb your enthusiasm is my favorite show and I didn't realize the obvious stereotype joke of this scene until just now

[wownov83]

"I don't think so"

[bong246810]

I love the music they play in this show.

[BryanNC08]

I love jews! Just not the liberal ones from new york and new jersey. I hate muslims though. LONG LIVE ISRAEL!

Oh and I've never met a cheap jew I just think its funny because of the stereotype. Calm down ass.

[STU676]

goofball

[MrBiscuit77]

never a cheap??? There are the fresh of the boat people who are poor not cheap......

[tupacIzAlive33]

yeah thats not ignorant at all, saying u hate muslims, that over 1 billion ppl on the planet u moron

[81Mace81]

A Leone / Morricone film would have been a better reference ;- )

(Snob i know!) heh heh

[EliraSTAR1]

the music sounds like something from a Tarantino movie

[factschecker]

At 0:33 , is that Funkhauser's same sister that shows up in Season 7?

[anthony1832]

no thats not Bam Bam.

[jjws]

whats the context? why does larry need to make a distraction and what are those people smelling?

[TheB1gSleep]

Its a long story, you should watch this episode its actually really funny. Anyway, to try and explain, Funkhouser's mom passes away, so when Larry goes to the wake at Marty's house and notices all the relatives are like scavengers when the maid brings out some food trays. Later Larry tries to make up with Cheryl by buying her favorite perfume but the store is sold out. So when Larry is at Marty's house he notices a bottle of that same perfume that belonged to Marty's mom and steals it for Cheryl

[muratshawn]

because larry stole couple days priot Marty's dead mom parfume and gave it to cherly and she put it on,bfore going to the memorial and Marty recignizes the smell...but does not yet know from where...thats why larry throws away the 50 bucks...people jump for the money and he runs off lol

[BryanNC08]

Yea but only jews would jump down there like that.

[quiksilverrules14]

the funeral was for a christian. Therefore, the family would be christian you idiot. Jews don't have a wake. Get an education before making ignorant comments.

[BryanNC08]

If you watched the show you'd know that Funkhouser is a Jew you fucking retard. It was a Jewish funeral.

[quiksilverrules14]

his mother is not Jewish. You notice they are not wearing jewish hats. If you watched this episode you would of known that you fucking retard.

[BryanNC08]

You're getting awfully defensive about this either you're a woman or a faggot.

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

fuck you.

[tracer740]

what is it about religion and politics that reduces nearly all people to mere assholes, devoid of common sense? LOL!

[mostliberal]

Religion, yes, politics? If it influences your life that much (which politics does), you should fight to change it with any means necessary. The wrong kind of politics can get you killed (like if McCain would have been elected and would have issued a draft).

[GLazz85]

@quiksilverrules14 Marty Funkhouser is like the most jewish name out there maybe other than David Israel. He IS Jewish in the show. Larry was obviously making fun of how Jews love money in this episode no different than how he makes fun of Catholics, Japanese, Blacks, Gentiles basically everyone. Larry David is an equal oppurtunist, which is one of the reasons he is great.

[jacktalbot]

@GLazz85 man shut the fuck up and enjoy the clip

[GLazz85]

@jacktalbot Sorry Jacktalbot didnt mean to offend you with that menora up your twat

[jacktalbot]

@GLazz85 thats okay at least you apologized :)

[GLazz85]

@jacktalbot LOL well played sir

[jacktalbot]

@GLazz85 Thank you my good man

[Oblander]

hahahahahaha so bad, but so funny

[STU676]

jerk off

[McLovinTheBadass]

i wish i had a nose like funkhouser

[tripclaw]

Haha the funniest parts are when he gets the $50, and when other people refuse the $50 as he flips it out of his pocket, barely touching it!

[Deadman6990]

"Hey, do you want to go to my sister's after the service?"

"I dont think so."

WIN!!!!

[phillyeagles217]

lol

[phplasma]

@Deadman6990 Hilarious, needs the other bit from the start of the ep too for reference (about wanting sex that day so he acts nice, and going back to being selfish afterwards haha)

[BryanNC08]

LMMFAO FUCKING JEWS! LOL!!!

[binder673]

@BryanNC08 hahah I'm Jewish but ya.....that pretty much sums it up lol

[shuarma0]

@BryanNC08 ...you wouldn't pick up a 50 dollar bill off the floor? lol

[eliteWarriorSpb]

In the episode where Marty Funkhousers father died he said his mother couldnt be at the funeral because she died years before, and two seasons or so later, Martys mother dies. Did any one else catch that?

[skank3000]

this show is brilliant writing. real comedy-gold!

[Machiave11i]

Anyone know the name of the Spaghetti western song at 1:01?

[tb516]

Yeah I love it too, like I like almost all spaghetti western music, don't know what it is though...

[OettingerCroat]

LOL

[Deadman6990]

I love how he goes straight for the door afterward. haha larry is the best...

[SilebPRS]

Larry had stolen the perfume from the guys mother, and he could smell it on Sheryl. So he created a diversion with the $50.

The $50 was given to Larry at the beginning of the episode, but it came from Funkhousers Shoe and no one wanted it.

[patocp]

the ending is only funny if you remember that they are jewish ;D

[BryanNC08]

I know that's why I love this show because their endings are pure genius. I had to keep rewinding this part after seeing it I couldn't stop laughing it's that fucking funny.

[Mrster]

What did I miss? Why was he smelling, what did he stop by throwing the money?

[athenakay]

LOL perfect music

[WooDpenis]

WTF is wrong with this guy... lol i love it..

[zantiertasa]

the music fits sooo well xD

[eyecuts]

was he wearing funkhausers moms perfume or something??

[NewbletGladez]

no larry stole the perfume that is rare to get from his mom because there were none left at the store

[fruscianteman]

"hey, you want to go to my sister's after the service?"

(larry being very frank): "i don't think so."

[ebonijayde]

Wow, how did this dicussion go from commenting on avery funny to show to religion? Just enjoy the clip. I'm sure the NX10 posted for enjoyment not a heated arguement on weather or not the Jews killed Jesus.

[migthegreek]

Unfortunately 99% of YouTube discussions end in a religious or racial argument.

[mouse743]

or political

[bigjimmyv]

or homosexual

[juffan]

or miley cyrus

[dandeexxxx]

did you say that because I am a Catholic?

[TheProudAmerican777]

@migthegreek 1% = South Park Vs Family Guy Debate,lol.

[MrHeinrichHimmler]

@migthegreek shut up nigga, and while your at it; why dont you catholickmyballs!

[daTruChosen]

@migthegreek How right you are. Proof that race continues to be the MOST divisive issue in this nation, in spite of the position many whites (and blacks) have that racism is dead. Until we come to terms with the dark history of this country, and acknowledge what it was built on, there will ALWAYS be a deep undercurrent of racism. Go to Sweden (or any Scandinavian country, except Finland), Germany, or England (for the most part), and racism is very much alien to them ... I know. Very sad!!!!!

[ILikesTheMusic]

@daTruChosen Someone who lives in Europe would know that racism is well and truly alive. There's a far more right wing movement than the Tea Party that has been gaining prominence in the UK, Angela Merkel has recently said multiculturalism has failed in Germany in response to increased right wing (and racist, though they're not synonymous by any means) activity. And Sweden and Netherlands are moving towards the right, becoming increasingly anti-immigrant. Good intentions on your part, wrong info

[daTruChosen]

@ILikesTheMusic I'm no expert, but when I was in college, a lot of my closest friends, and a disproportionate number of the women I hung out with and dated during that period, were from these countries, and insisted that the racism that exists here is rare there. Then again, I finished school in '01, so the to-the-right ideological shift you're referring to may have transpired in the last nine years. Hard to believe how, but if you live in Europe and have witnessed, who am I to argue, right?

[Iaruku]

@ILikesTheMusic Racism as cataloged by the media in any part of the world is based on assumptions and very few cases. South America, if you were to speak the language and disguise yourself as one of them, racism is almost non-existent, even to the point of saying ( what would be considered shockingly )racist terms in national television and shows with nobody being offended. Of course you are thinking that all of us look the same, come down here, live down here, things are diff from books and TV.

[ILikesTheMusic]

@Iaruku No I'm aware that Rio for example is a very racially diverse city and would imagine that speaks for the rest of S. America. I don't think you all look the same, I know there are black, white and brown people who live side by side without problems. That said, you say if you a) speak the language and b) disguise yourself as one of them. So what if you were a foreigner who didn't speak Spanish/Portuguese... Are you saying you might not be so quickly accepted?

[Iaruku]

@ILikesTheMusic not but if you were foreigner they would speak different things with you, using different terms with you, a different language ( although still spanish ). You wouldn't get to know their everyday lives as much as foreigner. But yes you are right we are not very racists but we do hate people from neighboring countries Peru hates Chile to death, but has nothing to do with a race :P, if you ever see a football match between those two theres always a fight.

[Burnzy8418]

@migthegreek Unfortunately, 99% of statistics on YouTube are fake .. wait ..

[Nov5thMarch]

Jesus was Jewish.

[ruther4d87]

yes he was retard

[BlondeFrank]

The Romans Killed Jesus. An Elite Group of Jewish Priests orchastrated it. But it wasn't the whole Jewish community. Because if it were all the Jews then we would have no Christianity being that during Jesus' lifetime his teachings were for the Jews not the gentiles. It was after the cross and with guidence of the Holy Spirit Paul wrote about their council meetings and deciding to include all people. Jews and Gentiles alike. Read any of the Gospels and the Book of Acts and you will understand.

[BlondeFrank]

This from a guy who wanted to fuck his stepmother.

[samdaman1313]

hey fuck u asshole. romans killed jesus. jesus was a jew. get a life u cock juggling cunt

[666Luftballons]

Jesus never even existed you ignoramus.

[ch4p2]

nice anti semitism you intolerant piece of shit

grow up

[666Luftballons]

So who cares? If Jesus hadn't been killed, he wouldn't have become your messiah.

Someone had to kill that miserable demagogue piece of shit anyway. Except it never happened, because Jesus never existed.

[jamesjohnking]

If he existed he was human and probably more of a first century Charles Manson. Which means his Family was composed of men only. Interesting!

[nick5827]

The shit he does to the Funkhausers is the funniest shit.

[hairyhoff]

and othought he was jewish :P

[madhatter9max]

this was the perfect ending of a perfectly constructed episode. my fav curb episode

[BlandBoy]

Larry hasn't lost his Seinfeldian-way of good plot-wrapping.

There's no doubt in my mind if this show was edited and made to the pace of a "seinfeld" it would be the "new" seinfeld...

[dabadgerbox]

fuck you larry....fuck you

[Kowneyn]

Larry is a trouble maker --every scene he is troublesome, even a person of his age!

[suuraz]

Ha Ha,class,jewish funeral,someone dropped a fifty

[jlq3d3]

This ain't a Jewish funeral

[suuraz]

sorry,a memorial?no offence intended

[pinoi78]

Great scene.

...and I'd give it to Cheryl Hines VERY hard.

[jjgold1]

Nobody wants to know about your perverted interests. Keep the comments on topic douchebag.

[wtfomglolpwned]

Who are you to censor people?

[redroadbutterfly]

ahhhh hahahaha! this is the one where larry stole the flowers from that guy's dead mom's memorial and gave them to sheryl AH HAHA, great episode.

[shefield11]

i love how Larry always makes fun of Jews and even himself being Jewish...great open sense of humor from a comedic genius.

[bmobp]

Oh! I k...wait, which song?

[Maziyar]

LD is geniose

[asulin92]

Anyone know what song that is?

[matrixboy564]

The name of the song is Frolic by the Italian, Luciano. I know his last name, but I dont know how to spell his last name.

[Prock2185]

What song is that playing?

[retrogarde]

greatest

[dansawst]

I love this scene LD rocks