Waiting Tables: Rant Mumblers and Pointers

[23ecarmen]

and that why i never tip jejejeje

[Furthea2]

I get that mumbling through the order-at-the-window drive-thru at work. (Them and the whisperers)

It's a good thing that I can semi-lip read. I so badly want to tell them to open their mouths and Enunciate!

[TheTardisNamedSexy]

I almost always point at the menu, but I also SAY what I want at the same time. :D

[lemonrind]

Have you ever thought about killing yourself?

[BLUEloveSPARKLE]

I hate when people point, like stop pointing at me.

[Lucky7ClanCG]

QUESTION : what about if you cant read the word.. like pronounce it.. thats what i do.. i feel like a huge dick head... when i cant say them dam weird food words!!!

[Lby54229]

Do a video of people who troll restaurants always looking for free meals. My best friends boyfriend does that. He is such an asshole to the servers, he complains that he needs more salad dressing (or something stupid like that) and in the time it takes the server to get it, he's crammed down his salad anyway, then has the nerve to complain. The manager comes and free food. I don't go out with them anymore.

[damadesoberano]

Usually people point when they don't know how to say the menu item. I had one guy try to order and I couldn't really understand his mumbling/broken english. He pointed at an appetizer item. I repeated the menu item and he said yes. The item comes out and he says "What the hell is that." Me:"Well, sir, you said yes when I asked if this is what you were pointing at and I said it out loud." Guy: "No no no, I don't want that. I wanted those." He points at a different menu item. Ugh!

[samiam9200]

Haha you are

[CrimsonShoryuken]

I don't even feel like going out to restaurants anymore after watching these rants...Now its like every waiter/waitress are miserable pissed off people with fake smiles on, talking shit about every customer to their fellow staff, and I don't even fit the profile of anyone of these rants except when I was a kid maybe I mumbled but that was like 10 years ago. I have a damn Tip Calculator on my phone so I know I tip you your 15% or more sometimes depending on the service.

[xquickstrykex]

@CrimsonShoryuken agreed...

[RustArtRed]

@CrimsonShoryuken I enjoy your Dining Comment. I Tip nice, and I still get Dis-Respect from Waiters.

[ilovecakexD]

TRUE. I hate it when people order, for example, today a customer says; "I'd like a chicken sandwich" i repeat number AND name, come with it and she's like "no no no no, I wanted a chicken SALAd." Well, why the fuck not SAY so?!

Here's a good one to rant about: People who have ALLERGIES but decides to first mention this when the food is at the table. WTF, people, seriously?! I don't want to kill you, but the cook just might if I come back asking for something else.

[littlealyssa88]

I rant just like this in the kitchen at work. The things you wish you could say to people...

[WuEnemy]

you have alot of good points but you seem like a complete retard ...like white trash

[cvskate87]

Holy Shit! This is so cool and yet so sadly true...

[rebecakemp]

you look really mad!! . im thinking to be waiter but i dont speak a perfect, im scare. i like your videos is funny but true.

[donmarma]

ok well Im from mexico so its funny to me when they are like " face down and speaking realy slow their moths doesn't even move and I go like, " Sir, I barely understand english so could you please fucking look at me and say what you want ! " or when I'm waiting ion a 7 top and you are like serving the plates right? and they are having some French fries or something and one of them is like , can I have ketchup ..and you are like ok , you keep serving and they are like .. where is my ketchup?

[TKE590]

here's a fun one, I've had a few tables who let their CHILD order for the table, the problem is they always do this when the place is packed. Nothing is more frustrating than having a shy four year old order for a table of six, while your section is full.

[Surfer041]

I really should take a class in sign language. Some people just expect you to read their minds.

[sblazer227]

This is sooo true. I have had a deaf person be a spokes man for a table of all hearers, im like whose brillant idea was this.

[lexie911a]

only another waiter/waitress can truely understand where you are coming from....got any skits about the" typical high maintance customer"

[cantgrowastache1]

Nice comments only huh?

[cantgrowastache1]

You're eyes are shiffty... I might mumble my order to you also, afraid that your family will come down from the hills and take me away.

[imabastardo]

ha, this video is my favorite! ever thought of doing one just on campers? the parties of two that request the 6 top, whip out their laptop, stay for 3 or 4 hours during the rush, then leave $4 are my personal favorites. thanks, i now have to pick up an extra day because you just cost me like $40. a few weeks ago, my coworker actually had people bring in a scrabble board! wtf! go to starbucks, asshole.

[blaquekarma]

OMG, I know what you mean. I hate people like that. I've been waiting tables 5 years. I hate campers even more on a friday or saturday night when we're busy and on a wait. They wanna sit there forever and then as soon as the wait is over they leave but by then you're cut. You should do one on campers!

[loughman4life]

like your vids your so true

[Snoopy7Chaplin]

Just tonight I had some jack ass POINT at a menu item, so to clarify I recited exactly what he was pointing to: "Boneless Buffalo Chicken Tenders?" .."uh, yeah."

Food comes out, "uh... I ordered the buffalo chicken sandwich." ...if you're going to be a retard and point, at least point to the right fucking item-- or better yet, *listen* when I ask you if what I'm writing down for you is correct... *sigh*

[blogojevich666]

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[TheFrankNWayneShow]

pointing alongside verbal ques is tolerable haha ... it's just the people that substitute pointing in place of communication

[hubomba]

I used to mumble a little but I got over it. My grandma however is quite the pointer but she tries to order, I guess she points for clarification or out of habit. This series is awesome haha. I subscribed.

[Huddiethegreat]

i only point when the waiter is behind me, with their face over my shoulder, breathing heavily

[TheFrankNWayneShow]

rofl

[AQ4life81]

Been following your rants, this is one of my BIGGEST pet peeves about my job. I HATE mumblers and pointers. Poor you, for having to take an order for a spokesperson with a speech impediment! LMAO!! YOU MADE MY DAY!

[TheFrankNWayneShow]

lol thanks a lot. to be honest, i really am a cynical person so this just rolls off my tongue, it's stuff that really pisses me off about waiting tables. I have 8 pages of CRAP that RETARDS do that i came up with in a brainstorming mood i was in one night so keep watching. I'm currently contemplating another skit for my next vid.

[AmpRebel1]

Nice rant.