Don't Watch PORN?! (Monday's vlog 4/4/11)

[charmsz566]

Puerto Rican Loooveee :D

[atem3200]

i was in computer class in high school and i was helping a girl and i was working close to her i thought she was still behind me but when i turn to show her how to do something she got really close and we almost kissed she turned red and smiled at me i couldn't look at her for the rest of the day.

[ohbabyilikeitrawr]

joe jonas/ bruno mars :D

[jrocknations]

dave chappelle



[xTheLonelyHeartsx]

that was dave chapelle ah...youre fucking funny btw im irish mexican idian german jew and scottish yeah imma fucking beaner and whetto XD LOL

[kaitlynhaas]

00:43 That face..lol

[lolsmile1011]

@kaitlynhaas ikr

[vlad315703]

funny when talking to dora

[joveepee]

omfg mah awkward moments.....thare r a lot of them lol....the worst was when my mom found out i wasn't a virgin anymore , confronted me about it, and then called my boyfriend and me to the kitchen table to give us the talk about 3 months late lol.......-_-" so fuckin awkward not to mention embarrassing.....but that didn't stop us from gettin down crazy! (; hehehehe

[conejoknightowl]

dave chapelle lol

[iSkate226]

is that porn next to dora in the mirror?

[gimmiemoorelove]

awwh <3 juan luis guerra for a ring tone

and lmao @ awk moment at the gym w/the black dude hahahhah

but i cant really think of a specific awkward moment in my life..im really just an awkward person every day sooo uuuh yeah

hahaha

[bryancruz97]

414 O.O 415O:O ooo hi haha

[badgirldj2000]

lol i <3 yhu

[SuperPoway858]

chapel



[dbzfantilltheend]

lol wait till i turn off the camera bitch lmfao

[deeeeeeezzzzaaaa]

latino's are hawt maynee especially when you guys speak spanish

[Leishlerchikk15]

the puerto rican comment made me feel all fuzzy inside :3 and yes, my big booty is quiet dazzling lawlz ^.^

[Alena24ish]

I Love, LOVE SPELL......yummy Victoria Secret......my Daddy loves it..(a.k.a my boyfriend's nickname).....don't trip.... :)

[Jafaro12]

this made my day(:

[Yessi0419]

My mom makes some bomb as tacos de pollo and I make the home made tortillas :)(: they are delicious :)(:

[lucerojason804]

i dint need to no abot the d**k and head i got one lol ... and thaz mest up about wat hey said abot mexicans ! nice videos an get me a GET DOWN CRAZY shirt plz lol

[whodatmyan]

Wat happen to these vlogs

[oocookies100]

HHHHHHEEEEEEYYYYY.!!!!!!! THAT WAS FUNNY:)

[karinacorona17]

kat williams ?

[PrettyLaura09]

agree ^^^ you and george lopez should meet upp!!! and kim kardashiann l0l. love herrr

[ILLUMINATI937]

You should shut the fuck up your videos are not funny jk i love them keep up the good work i a big fan ego jaja bye

[BronzeBellaBria]

DAVE CHAPELLE <3 I saw that hahah :)

[Edith545]

Hi my name Edith I love your videos and I thank you r soooooooo hot ; ) y llo soy latina

[SuperJuanochoa]

@SuperHashbash His Names Eric G. Ochoa Take The First Letter Of Everything And Its EGO

I Gott The Same Last Name As Him To(:

[queenzbrat72195]

dave chappelle!!!

[RussiasNumber1]

1:47 LOL

[kaykaydorkz]

You and george lopez should definelty meet!! Lopez tonight!! :DD

[aaronhairyballs]

@kaykaydorkz they did and george lopez just ignored him like get out of my face lol

[nInJaSuR13RiFa]

WOW U MAKE CHOLO LIFE IN THE HOOD ALMMOST FUN TO BE IN, AND YES IAM A REAL CHOLO FROM M.I.A. DONT WORRY I WONT KILL U, HAHAHAHAHA FOR REALS ESE UR FUNNY AS FUCK. . . . .RESPECT HOLMES RESPECT. . . .

[TheKrazyale]

omg!! ur soo funny :) u make me laugh a lot hahhaha

[gisha977]

tejuino is disgusting !!!!! -____-

[MrCenation34]

dave chapelle haha. i knew once u said "white power" (dont take tht the wrong way)

[OMGwhoyou]

he said "aww yea you almost there yea yea dougie"

[partydorklol]

He Likes Them "Wrapeed Up" ;)

[dbstplove]

Hahahaha When you said busting raiping you pointed at dora!! Lmao >.<

[SoMelo23]

your reaction to gearge lopez comment LMFAO!!!

[mario083211]

haha thats true im mexican and ive noticed almost all black people have six packs. i was at the pool once and there was a kid 7 years old had a buff 6 pack

[JTtellez]

I'm dating a Puerto Rican girl and her personality is great!... and so is her booty ;)

[idid69ok]

I agree that tequino or however you spell it tastes so so disgusting. My mom always buys that crap.

[danielasosaful]

what dose cunt mean?



[creckedballs]

Do you know gabriel iglesias ..if you dont know him google him lol dont slap me with salt lol and that thing with porn being to loud loud is true

Ps.would u ever have a contest to hang out with u for 2 yes 2 days

Pss ur hilarious

[KALLAxBUNGAxMAN]

My awkward moment waz wen my mom woke me up nd I had a boner so I tried to turn over squishin my dick nd I tried to cover the pain. Hey wen u hav time u should make a cholos go bakk to skool comment bakk. Gabriel iglesias is actually even funnier then G. Lopez :o

[BlastedAF]

Yeah man you almost there man oh dougie

LOL

And the porn thing is so true lol

[GABLAUREN]

omg i luv youuu

[My123emma]

u know tryna knock that dust off yo pu....lol just kidden

[DjN0J0ke]

haha tortas fat chicks



[booberry214]

Dave Chappelle

[Element11Dark]

haah 10:19-10:47 LMFAO

[loquillaZPN]

thats how im with noz its nasty

[motova489]

david black man chappelle

[DinosaursxGrrr]

HAHA carne asada

[hellostephany]

Ugh I Hate Tijuinos To Idk How To Spell It Haha

[RevelationHU55]

yea my awkward moment wuz wen my friend sneezed n farted at da same time n i wuz next 2 him n every1 thought dat it wuz me i fuckin laughed so damn hard i turned purple great vids man

[MegaChikano]

i am listinig 2 egoo about racism so im not gona say anything.......YOU KNOW WAT 2 ALL U FUCKING PEOPLE THAT SAY LATIN,BLACK,WHITE,ASIAN,HINDO PEOPLE ARE TERREST THEN YOU ARE WRONG BECUSE IF IT WASENT 4 US THERE WOULDENT BE AN AMERICA SO WHY DONT YOU BE QIUT AND LIVE YOUR LIFE PLZZ.....opps i said it.. thumbs up if u agree

[MrTurtlesir]

haha Dave Chappelle

[MrJoNJoN251]

That whole entire little Puerto Rican section in the video was the funniest part in the whole vid... Im Puerto Rican also btw

[XDontchueverX]

Its Dave Chappelle

[joedagrape]

tacitos. go to chicos in el paso. but at the END of ur night lol.

[LaChamaka1238]

Haha I'm Salvadorian && Ma Mom Makes Pupusas. They Bomb A'F. Btw Its Called Cortido' = salad thinqy lol .

[fixedrapper]

kaatt williams

[TheIheartcosmetics]

you remind me sooooo much of aris from quest crew at 0:10 hahhahaaa

[AxisRomano]

@TheIheartcosmetics

LOOL you're so right XD QUEST CREW<3

[NatandLexiLuvU]

you are the funniest person on youtube and daayuummn youre sexy<3

[elizabeth2549]

hmmm it was wen i was fuckin ma girl n ma mom come in so saw me n it was werred to me bt i got down crazyy

[SuperHunter1337]

DAVE CHAPELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[LosAngelesDarkside]

turn on captions lol

[straightballinf]

Once you can do that you can get A-head in life lmao

[heidipalestina]

@2:57.

[nakagawa818]

iloveegoandcarneasada is already taken!!! GRRR!

[MaRiiPaLMa]

hahahah tortas "not the one your thinkin of" hahahahaha

[Lews18]

Lol awkward moment is when me and I a friend talk about sex...and what happened next where's some good ass 30min and I beating from her dad

[XoBeanerX]

when he pretends 2 be a nerd he looks like ned the nerd from shane dawson. i like u better EGO!

[abc12340551]

make a how to hide ur boner in public

[neduardo10]

Geogre Lopez is not fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!

[davidzhangdai]

Dave chappelle

[latinomike13]

he who angers you controls you, thats tims line also lol daoism or something

i wish you guys were my friends

[barbiethat1]

Dave Chappelle

[iLOVEeGOnGinaSatta]

11:30 Lol 8P

Thiz iz my akwerd moment. :D

[iggy9211]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA 1:46 LMFAO

[thrashzone17]

"Those who anger you, control you" imma use that.. :)

[akatunenitta]

one time i was falling asleep in my social studies class ... then the teacher said RUSSIA louder :) well someppl call me russia cause i look chines .. so it was so messed up when i screamed WHAT?

[mcmuffinXattack]

Ha-ha. I kinda agree that you look like Joe Jonas ♥

[luisisskating]

Everyone masterbates! :D ahah!

[nenigirl96]

you and those damn kat williams impressions!

[ROCKYGIRLZ1]

you do look like joe jonas lol

[ROCKYGIRLZ1]

i use this hand to you know trow dice and stuff.......... lma

[ROCKYGIRLZ1]

12 people are dumn

[NoLiMiTCaLi]

white power-dave chappelle hahahahahaha

[Hugbee3197]

Ego can be my sex ed teacher.

[slinda98]

Wat if they make fun of ur weight

[superkarlita598]

Tejuino Tastes Like Masa With Limon And Its Nasty!!

[hydro517]

CHICKEN!!!!!!

[AKilljoy4ever]

haha yea go EGO!!! nice talk u really touched me haha xD haha bt no really tht was kul

HAHA tht sould be my screen name *I LOVE EGO AND CARNE ASADA HAHA xD*

[smily9361]

DAVE SHAPELL



[Clowneeeee]

no mames wey te estoy ablando desde putas horas haha ponme en un video

[music13life]

tejuino(tehuino?) is bomb!!!

[skatepoof]

The comedian is timothydelaghetto! hahaha.(:

[bfl111]

dave chappelle!

[mrarturo831]

iDkk Where Da Fukk Yu've Been For Da Past Uhhh ?? Yur WHole Life Hahaha

[K3v1nD760]

Wtf are the lightshow gloves? I do that shit to

[batman151000]

"well here is your penis... well at least mine" hahaha!!!

[monkeynuts42]

I thought your favorite food was dog!

[QuickDodgeTheBullets]

I bet you hes playing ash lol

[MarthaaFukknLovesEGO]

I Love You EGO!!!!! <3

[ozzyboy129]

Dave cheppelle

[estefaniaperez18]

ixlovexegoxandxcarneasada BADDEST SCREEN NAME! ahahahah datt shiit was funny n da way he made his eyes! :P

well ego! i gottah say that your hellah funny and everytime i watch your videos i cant help but laugh! keep on doing what your doing n make people laugh . my parents even love to watch your videos with me well lots of love with all my latina LOVE

-stephanie Perez 818 San Fernando Valley ) Reseda California :) LOVE YOU EGO!

[XxMEXiiCANxX]

thiisz whaasz maade thee daay after my biirthdaay ! (:

[1234567890cheychey]

bacon!!!!!!



[josued09]

"my dougie" lmfao

[ToushiroH56]

My favorite food is ceviche :D

[Alyrox108]

I'm puertorican :D and my mom tells me I do have a big butt._.

[Romero17410]

@Alyrox108 i get the same thing from my mom also sometimes and its weird cus im a guy lmao xD

[TACOBOYZ224]

yo i luvvvvv EMPANADA and the colombian ones im colombian myself

[0000smile0000]

YOU ARE SO FUKN CUTE!

[MrBeardtard]

Dave chappelle



[194jony]

dave chapelle

[Drewcoe]

dude i thought you were just funny i didnt know you had great edvice

[BADASSMARIA]

O YEAH BUT IM NOT GONA TELL U

[BADASSMARIA]

OMG I'VE BE LAUGHING IF U READ MY COOMMET ON CAMERA LOL HEY

[narutomodernwarfare]

i wonder how that girl looks?

[AlexZuniganiga]

Dude I'm Mexican and I look white so I get best of both worlds

Especially when I walk into fiesta and I talk spanish and freak them out.. Haha

[sleepygansta]

When he was talking about his Fav food I thought he was talking about Subways lol....

..

[pocahontausXD]

dave chapelle

[mclovin608]

der was dis one time i had a moment i was in 1st grade in cali glendale nd da teacher would not let me go to da bathroom nd i had to go really bad nd u no wen class is about to end in like five ten minutes nd u ask if u can go nd dey tell u no u cand hold it right well i couldnt hold so i went in my chair da floor got all we nd chet so i got da tissues hope i splled dat right any way i got nd cleand up all da pee nd den left i was waiting side da class room till my came nd got me

[mclovin608]

u no u love them portoricans even tho dey only wash der ass about once a weekend jk

[bmrenick96]

Dave Chepelle

[mclovin608]

itz called repollo

[jshad0w1]

Dave Chappele :D

[GCCFilms]

yes,all black people are born with six packs, i know i was

BUFF BABEH NIGGA >:)

[GCCFilms]

dave chapelle ahaha

[TheLilJoker02]

eGO Ima get a camera and do vlogs. What camera do you recomend? Please Respond.

[mrarturo831]

i Juss ate orange chiken todayy haa mah dad works in dat shit but yur hella funny bro keep it up haha

[pucca902]

"wait till i turn off the camera bitch" lololololololololololololololo­lololol!

[mammoth777]

DAVE CHAPELLE! FTW! XD

[Jessicadmngz517]

5:12 Dave chappell hes one of my fav black comedians lol

[MegaEddie97]

lmao good advice x]

[bubu165200]

when are you going to break dora i want to see her die no offence to all dora lover's

[chompiras323]

tejuino es delishoz idk wtf ur talking about

comedian = dave chapelle

dolla bills sounds black hang that mofo lol

[chompiras323]

wtf is up with the long ass ads pinche ego

[kueto666]

lol jk im mexican i was just trying to get you to read my comment on one of your vids :)

[chrisbad534]

how come you don't go out with sleepy mom/jesse

[xXMORBIDxDEITYXx]

dave chappele!!!

[SweetVintageLove]

wow you're so awesome!!!!! and true with your words about racism:) please keep making more awesome videos like this ego. this is why we love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[deathwish180]

dave chappelle

[game4film]

about the porn things sooooo true!!!! haha i kow u did it!

[karinapurple95]

Dave Chappelle ?

[jenne20jj]

ego wat happen 2 da videos with other ppl in ur vlog??? r u still with gabe dude you dont talk about her no more?!?

[latinoheat729]

dude u know when u paused n made that weird face i had the same 1 hahahah lol

[latinoheat729]

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[Corazon4DaBay415]

im friends with your girlfriend on facebook, but you have too many friend requests on there that i cant send a request!!!!!! grrrrrrr -_-

[moonwalker5058]

Tejuino is alright. But Tamarido is better!!!

[MONiCx13]

For every awkward moment there is a gay baby being born ^_-

[saltshakaizherre]

i prefer salsa verde too. I LOVE ITT!! >:O

[beboploser]

DAVE CHAPELLE!!!!!! my favorite skit!

[5MSHELLY]

My akward and emberassing moment was when i was in the bus with my homegirl and i dont remember what i was looking for but i move towards her and looked down and then the bus makes us kinda bounce and her big ol boobs slap me in the face and we were infront of these two hot guys and they were just laughin -_- and told me now u titty slap her -_-

[annabby19]

DAVE CHAPELLE !

[Melo15frompsp]

Dave chappelle is the comedian

[5MSHELLY]

lmfao yea throw dice ?? ahaha umm hmmm

*sigh* i wish i was dat dora pfff ahahh jk she needs a new man :)

[coco12354587]

LmaoXD guess what? ..... Your really funny and I love you(:

[SuperVirus74]

My most embarrassing moment was in kindergarten when i farted during naptime and i was like on one side of the carpet and everybody just scooted away from me and I was all by myself on one side and the whole class was on the other side just staring at me. I will never fart in class again.

[minnie566]

DO YOU THINK YOU WILL EVER STOP DOING CHOLO ADVENTURES!! <3