Kevin Smith & Ralph Garman: crippled man trapped in Disneyland (NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED)

[crazybrowsdj]

"Dig up disneys frozen skull cuz i wanna fuck it!" Thats fucking hilarious!

[Hughezy]

@crazybrowsdj if Kev could store most of these one liners and stick them in one of his films, it could actually kill someone.

[crazybrowsdj]

@Hughezy for sure.

[Hughezy]

@crazybrowsdj but then again, he's been on a bit of a decline since Clerks 2, he really doesn't seem to give a shit anymore.

about making films anyway.

[crazybrowsdj]

@Hughezy well everyone has there ups and downs. I think he'll bring out some more good stuff again.

[Hughezy]

@crazybrowsdj i dunno, i mean he's saying that Hit Somebody will be his last film. and considering it's a sports film you'll already know the ending this film.

he needs to end up on a Jay & Bob film. or at least, i'd prefer he did.

[crazybrowsdj]

@Hughezy well even if he doesn't I think clerks 2 was a pretty good note to go out on with the askewnaverse.

[Hughezy]

@crazybrowsdj i think Clerks 2 will go down as one of the top 5 funniest films ever made, I mean it has AT LEAST 35 lines that're so good that they're worthy of going on a t-shirt.

ah, i'm gonna watch Clerks 2 tonight!..... NAKED!

[crazybrowsdj]

@Hughezy i may watch it too, but fully clothed...maybe. lol

[Hughezy]

@crazybrowsdj ah, afraid of Pillowpants i see!

[crazybrowsdj]

@Hughezy fuck that bitch pillowpants, nooch.

[Hughezy]

@crazybrowsdj PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE!

but really, don't you wish he'd end it on a Clerks 3?

[crazybrowsdj]

@Hughezy well actually as far as clerks goes, i think clerks two was a great end for the clerks story, but he could definetly do another movie with some other characters, maybe not jay and bob 2 cuz they are kinda where they should be in clerks 2. Maybe the characters from mallrats or chasing amy. Maybe make a movie where the fanboys are the main characters but i doubt jay and bob would like that lol.

[Hughezy]

@crazybrowsdj what i'd love to see is, and bear with me, a Clerks 3 where Jay's getting married, Bob's the best man (shocking choice, i know) yet Dante & Randal are actually working at the wedding!

infact, i might Tweet that to Kev.

[crazybrowsdj]

@Hughezy that could be kinda cool, if jay is marrying justice and they get the clerks to do the catering, which would be hilarious, a quick stop doing the catering. It could work.

[Hughezy]

@crazybrowsdj plus, if it's all set within one of 2 locations he could do it very low buget have a SHITLOAD of cameos and have the proper send off that the fans want.

btw, what did you think of Jersey Girl and Cop Out? i honestly liked Jersey Girl. Cop Out though....... my god.

[crazybrowsdj]

@Hughezy jersey girl was ok, it wasn't the horrible shit storm everyone says it is, I acctually liked cop out. I thought is was pretty good. And I loved Zac and Miri make a porno.

[Hughezy]

@crazybrowsdj i like Zack & Miri now, but at the time i didn't coz i was sick of Seth Rogen and my expectations were WAY too high after Clerks 2.

Cop Out is the only film i've ever walked out of. which is extra weird coz i love Bruce Willis and ALSO once sat through the 3 hour cut of Alexander!

[crazybrowsdj]

@Hughezy well i didn't pay to see cop out, i just waited til a friend rented it lol. So I think its a pretty good movie for free.

[Hughezy]

@crazybrowsdj me and you keep seeming to be online at the same time (I'M NOT STALKING YOU!!! :L)

With Cop Out, it's hard to explain but as soon as it started, and i mean literally before the title appeared on screen, I just knew "My god, this is fucking terrible".

and Tracy Jordan was really annoying in it, and Bruce was basically asleep.

ah God, it was bad.

what you think of Mallrats btw?

[crazybrowsdj]

@Hughezy well tracy MORGAN's comedy is supposed to be annoying and dumb so i think he did a good job. (sorry for the capital on the last name, no dickheadery intended lol) I love mallrats. For one reason because i love comics and kevin's sense of humor so it was probably the perfect movie for me. The characters were great and like all of smith's dialog, it seemed real. Meaning the characters talk the way me and my friends do.

[Hughezy]

@crazybrowsdj what makes me laugh about Mallrats is more of the behind the scenes stuff and what it says about Kev: he really didn't seem to understand people :L

for example, girls don't try underwear on in stores, especially on shop floors infront of everyone else.

and he seemed to forget that those people who do hang around malls all day and aren't working usually ARE losers, so technically Affleck's guy had a point in that film:L

plus, why did he film any coverage?

but i love Mallrats

[SkinnerIJA]

Wow...this is actually before Liam Neeson's cock. It feels weird having the show just end so suddenly. I love these guys!

[Hughezy]

@SkinnerIJA see to be totally honest: as a long time fan i could do with the Liam Neeson jokes

[gypsiecat1]

@Hughezy Come on now... MORE MARGARIITAS!!!

[Hughezy]

@gypsiecat1 OOOOOHHHHHAHHHH OOOOOOOAAAAHHHHH!

[Alexanderunderthesea]

@Hughezy

I guess Liam Neeson's cock isn't big enough to reach back to this episode!

[Hughezy]

@Alexanderunderthesea Liam Neeson's cock is big enough for everything, how DARE you

[lemonarcade]

@Hughezy I agree. They were funny for a little bit, but you can only laugh at the same joke so many times. I usually end the podcast at that point. The audience saying "how big is it" to every question is annoying too.

[Hughezy]

@lemonarcade i usually skip over the R.I.P messages. i mean, it's a comedy show and some of these deaths are so tragic, especially the recent Patrice O'Neal & Andy Whitfeld deaths this year.

[Raven9940]

That is so fucking funny LOL

[Hughezy]

@Raven9940 yeah, their Podcast is so brilliant. It just keeps going and going.

have you seen my clip of them making fun of Rebecca Black?