I would always have him just take on the guise of another character to infiltrate G.I. Joe, or even have him be another Cobra by just using another character. When you think about it, if I was always pretending another figure was Zartan, then what was the point of owning the actual Zartan figure since he could always be anybody else? Kinda stupid, now that I think about it. Buy a figure so you can pretend he's another figure. DUH!
@celebpaws Then I'm not the only one. Don't ask me why, but I tasted the Chameleon when I was a kid, and it had a bitter taste to it. Strange, but true.
The color change feature will still work after many years the only problem is if you leave him out in sun for a long time his color won't fade back to flesh he will stay blue, this toy is my absolute favorite joe still have him to and all his accesories including chameleon.
"Hey where did Zartan go? Let's ask that guy over there that's wearing the same odd, distinctive outfit that Zartan wears, but clearly isn't Zartan because he has a different face...and also somehow I forgot Zartan is a master of disguise..." hehehe.
Does anyone have the Cobra Commander commercial: "Is there a prison big enough, strong enough, to hold the Cobra Commander. He's the enemy; the enemy of GI Joe"?
If I ever get the hardware to hook up my VCR, I've got a ton of great toy commercials, including that one on first run video tape from when all of these aired between different shows that I had on timer. That particular commercial was for the G.I. Joe headquarters playset. "He's Escapin'!"
ROFL, i always thought that Zartan looked like Jesus with that mask on! Another favorite thing me and my friends used to do was put Zartan's mask on the Baroness!
If ya liked that one how about "For the sake of the nation Zartan must die...must die...must die, for the sake of the nation Zartan must die."(picture Roadblock singing as Judas).
i dont know zartan and not knowing zartan is half the battle
romanpanther1 3 weeks ago
"Where's Zartan?" Why don't you ask the dude with severe frostbite rockin' the brown hoodie
BrotherApexx 3 weeks ago
Zartan turned into Jesus! WTF!
BrotherApexx 3 weeks ago
I would always have him just take on the guise of another character to infiltrate G.I. Joe, or even have him be another Cobra by just using another character. When you think about it, if I was always pretending another figure was Zartan, then what was the point of owning the actual Zartan figure since he could always be anybody else? Kinda stupid, now that I think about it. Buy a figure so you can pretend he's another figure. DUH!
jakfuki 1 month ago
We used to put Zartan in the freezer and he would change darker blue. It was the shit.
RichardMontalban 6 months ago
I do like the 70s-esque background music. "He's a complicated man//And no one one understands him but his Dreadnoks"
rdisherprojectdotcom 10 months ago
@rdisherprojectdotcom hahahaha! That's awesome.
FilmMakar 7 months ago
I remember Zartan had a funny taste (the toy)
celebpaws 11 months ago
@celebpaws um...... ewwwww
Bradman77 5 months ago
@celebpaws Then I'm not the only one. Don't ask me why, but I tasted the Chameleon when I was a kid, and it had a bitter taste to it. Strange, but true.
jakfuki 1 month ago
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eshaw2115 1 year ago
The color change feature will still work after many years the only problem is if you leave him out in sun for a long time his color won't fade back to flesh he will stay blue, this toy is my absolute favorite joe still have him to and all his accesories including chameleon.
glenboj30 1 year ago
"I don't know any Zartan. Noone here but me and my 12 apostles."
whatevermanidontcar1 1 year ago 7
Im guessing the color change feature didnt last very long. :D
ajones35 1 year ago
i dunno any zaartaan!!! :O
pwnsaurus 1 year ago
Some of the first Zartan figures were defective.
Instead of changing color in the sunlight they
would melt in the sunlight.
Immortal1000 2 years ago
"hi uh excuse me sir. i'm lookin for a man named zartan, he was about your height, a hood, and same cothes. you wouldnt happen to see him around?"
coldice33 2 years ago
Whooo is the mannn with the plannn?
"ZAR-TAN!"
GreatestMKfighter 2 years ago 4
Excuse me sir, did you see a terrorist fly through here? He was dressed just like you.
vigo894 2 years ago 7
Zartan 4 president!!!!
tchkaine 2 years ago 4
actualy, he was in the movie lol
coldice33 2 years ago
Zartan rules. Hail Cobra.
darthzartan 2 years ago 5
the new zartan is more of a let down than fruit striped gum. i thought he would change color in the sun :[
emachines007 2 years ago 4
"Spring of '84."
winnslaw 2 years ago
mystical powers and impersonations baddest cobra ever and then I liked firefly too..
davedropd1 2 years ago 2
@:20 Zartan turns into Jesus LOL
xtronicx 2 years ago
I looked ur right.. lol!! nice catch..
davedropd1 2 years ago
i like gi joe but when he said "i dont know any zartan" it was pretty cheesy!
emachines007 3 years ago 2
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I hated Zartan so much. Kiss meets GI Joe.
lustacularlysimple 3 years ago
ZARTAN is the shit.
billingsleymeister 3 years ago 20
GOOOO Joe!
chefcolonel 3 years ago
Zartan rules!
NeoWarrior007 4 years ago 4
"Hey where did Zartan go? Let's ask that guy over there that's wearing the same odd, distinctive outfit that Zartan wears, but clearly isn't Zartan because he has a different face...and also somehow I forgot Zartan is a master of disguise..." hehehe.
gusbaker4u 4 years ago 27
Dude, Zartan doesn't have a beard! That's a very common swamp-outfit!
ononorthey 2 years ago
Anyone got clips of Zartan,Zandar & Zarana?
Acekicken 4 years ago
Where's Zartan?......I don't know any Zartan!.
The best line ever....JOOOOE JOOOOOOOE!!!
VallaeBoy 4 years ago 4
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i dont know any Zartan.......
manyblings 4 years ago 2
That disco music kicks ass!
keithopulis 4 years ago
Zartan can turn into Jesus!
danamcwonderful 4 years ago 5
my stalker on City of Villains is based on Zartan. Guess we never forget our childhood.
informationoverlord 4 years ago
zartan is the best character in the GI Joe series
zartan2006 4 years ago
at First When I saw that Zartan Figure, I thought what was on his head was his hair. Until I realized it was his hood.
ckstv1973 4 years ago
haha LOL I had the same thing :D
harrycobra 4 years ago
Where's ZARTAN?
zartantheassasin 4 years ago
I used to hate zartan becuz he plays cheap and full of disguises, storm shadow was my favorite he' beat the hell out of zartan and his dreadknocks
crs78 5 years ago
Does anyone have the Cobra Commander commercial: "Is there a prison big enough, strong enough, to hold the Cobra Commander. He's the enemy; the enemy of GI Joe"?
Yes. I have a good memory LOL.
ChristiRich 5 years ago
If I ever get the hardware to hook up my VCR, I've got a ton of great toy commercials, including that one on first run video tape from when all of these aired between different shows that I had on timer. That particular commercial was for the G.I. Joe headquarters playset. "He's Escapin'!"
skeletal13 4 years ago
Hey thanks! I'll add you to my "cool" list.
ChristiRich 4 years ago
Could never find him at Gemco.
shawblackstone 5 years ago
HOLY SHIT! I had this character, and I totally remember GEMCO! HA
jeesushchrist 5 years ago
Good friggin god they all have themes eh...
COBRARocky 5 years ago
I'm Jesus Bitch! Zartan went that-a-way!
Judgment 5 years ago 3
ROFL, i always thought that Zartan looked like Jesus with that mask on! Another favorite thing me and my friends used to do was put Zartan's mask on the Baroness!
astrolabe1976 4 years ago
love the background music. "Zar-TAN!"
cyberseright 5 years ago
That's 'cos Zartan *is* Jesus? Didn'tchya know? rofl
WinstonSith 5 years ago
Zar-tan..Superstar lmao.
norfolk316 4 years ago 2
lol
WinstonSith 4 years ago
If ya liked that one how about "For the sake of the nation Zartan must die...must die...must die, for the sake of the nation Zartan must die."(picture Roadblock singing as Judas).
norfolk316 4 years ago
yea it does look like a jesus mask, lol!!!
josefstylin 5 years ago
looks like a Jesus mask
scottandrewhutchins 5 years ago 2
You beat me to it!
mclaughlin75 5 years ago
DAMN!! If this aint old school enough for ya. lol I remember leaving this toy out all day in the sun to actually see just how black he can get.
jewelledtiger 5 years ago
if i remember correctly you could actually ruin your Zartan if you left him baking too long!
astrolabe1976 4 years ago
i wish i could just put on a mask and tell someone i dont know who iam . obviously zartan needs a new change of clothes
godstomper 5 years ago
Ah, I actually half remembered the song before I checked this clip! Had the toy of Zartan also.
Harry75 5 years ago
rofl
dcpoor 6 years ago