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  • i dont know zartan and not knowing zartan is half the battle

  • "Where's Zartan?" Why don't you ask the dude with severe frostbite rockin' the brown hoodie

  • Zartan turned into Jesus! WTF!

  • I would always have him just take on the guise of another character to infiltrate G.I. Joe, or even have him be another Cobra by just using another character. When you think about it, if I was always pretending another figure was Zartan, then what was the point of owning the actual Zartan figure since he could always be anybody else? Kinda stupid, now that I think about it. Buy a figure so you can pretend he's another figure. DUH!

  • We used to put Zartan in the freezer and he would change darker blue. It was the shit.

  • I do like the 70s-esque background music. "He's a complicated man//And no one one understands him but his Dreadnoks"

  • @rdisherprojectdotcom hahahaha! That's awesome.

  • I remember Zartan had a funny taste (the toy)

  • @celebpaws um...... ewwwww 

  • @celebpaws Then I'm not the only one. Don't ask me why, but I tasted the Chameleon when I was a kid, and it had a bitter taste to it. Strange, but true.

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  • The color change feature will still work after many years the only problem is if you leave him out in sun for a long time his color won't fade back to flesh he will stay blue, this toy is my absolute favorite joe still have him to and all his accesories including chameleon.

  • "I don't know any Zartan. Noone here but me and my 12 apostles."

  • Im guessing the color change feature didnt last very long. :D

  • i dunno any zaartaan!!! :O

  • Some of the first Zartan figures were defective.

    Instead of changing color in the sunlight they

    would melt in the sunlight.

  • "hi uh excuse me sir. i'm lookin for a man named zartan, he was about your height, a hood, and same cothes. you wouldnt happen to see him around?"

  • Whooo is the mannn with the plannn?

    "ZAR-TAN!"

  • Excuse me sir, did you see a terrorist fly through here? He was dressed just like you.

  • Zartan 4 president!!!!

  • actualy, he was in the movie lol

  • Zartan rules. Hail Cobra.

  • the new zartan is more of a let down than fruit striped gum. i thought he would change color in the sun :[

  • "Spring of '84."

  • mystical powers and impersonations baddest cobra ever and then I liked firefly too..

  • @:20 Zartan turns into Jesus LOL

  • I looked ur right.. lol!! nice catch..

  • i like gi joe but when he said "i dont know any zartan" it was pretty cheesy!

  • ZARTAN is the shit.

  • GOOOO Joe!

  • Zartan rules!

  • "Hey where did Zartan go? Let's ask that guy over there that's wearing the same odd, distinctive outfit that Zartan wears, but clearly isn't Zartan because he has a different face...and also somehow I forgot Zartan is a master of disguise..." hehehe.

  • Dude, Zartan doesn't have a beard! That's a very common swamp-outfit!

  • Anyone got clips of Zartan,Zandar & Zarana?

  • Where's Zartan?......I don't know any Zartan!.

    The best line ever....JOOOOE JOOOOOOOE!!!

  • That disco music kicks ass!

  • Zartan can turn into Jesus!

  • my stalker on City of Villains is based on Zartan. Guess we never forget our childhood.

  • zartan is the best character in the GI Joe series

  • at First When I saw that Zartan Figure, I thought what was on his head was his hair. Until I realized it was his hood.

  • haha LOL I had the same thing :D

  • Where's ZARTAN?

  • I used to hate zartan becuz he plays cheap and full of disguises, storm shadow was my favorite he' beat the hell out of zartan and his dreadknocks

  • Does anyone have the Cobra Commander commercial: "Is there a prison big enough, strong enough, to hold the Cobra Commander. He's the enemy; the enemy of GI Joe"?

    Yes. I have a good memory LOL.

  • If I ever get the hardware to hook up my VCR, I've got a ton of great toy commercials, including that one on first run video tape from when all of these aired between different shows that I had on timer. That particular commercial was for the G.I. Joe headquarters playset. "He's Escapin'!"

  • Hey thanks! I'll add you to my "cool" list.

  • Could never find him at Gemco.

  • HOLY SHIT! I had this character, and I totally remember GEMCO! HA

  • Good friggin god they all have themes eh...

  • I'm Jesus Bitch! Zartan went that-a-way!

  • ROFL, i always thought that Zartan looked like Jesus with that mask on! Another favorite thing me and my friends used to do was put Zartan's mask on the Baroness!

  • love the background music. "Zar-TAN!"

  • That's 'cos Zartan *is* Jesus? Didn'tchya know? rofl

  • Zar-tan..Superstar lmao.

  • lol

  • If ya liked that one how about "For the sake of the nation Zartan must die...must die...must die, for the sake of the nation Zartan must die."(picture Roadblock singing as Judas).

  • yea it does look like a jesus mask, lol!!!

  • looks like a Jesus mask

  • You beat me to it!

  • DAMN!! If this aint old school enough for ya. lol I remember leaving this toy out all day in the sun to actually see just how black he can get.

  • if i remember correctly you could actually ruin your Zartan if you left him baking too long!

  • i wish i could just put on a mask and tell someone i dont know who iam . obviously zartan needs a new change of clothes

  • Ah, I actually half remembered the song before I checked this clip! Had the toy of Zartan also.

  • rofl

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