Pascal's Wager or Iron Chariot?

[cherryhollowboy]

i'd like to order a red one,with black racing strips.

and with sheep skin interior..

OH YEAH ,, can you supply me with 2 clydesdale horses? lol

great video, thanks for posting

thanks.........when will it be ready ??

[gupsphoo]

Speaking of Satan, he's nothing compared to God in terms of the number of people he killed. God is the monster, not Satan.

[00AngelDog00]

The "Satan" character evolved throughout the history of the bible as well . He went from the humble beginnings as anyone who was an obstruction or hindrance to the righteous, to a metaphysical being under the control and direction of God, to the powerful independent embodiment of everything evil we know today . As men's imaginations and lust for power and control grew, so did their "God" and "Satan".

[00AngelDog00]

lt's obvious when studied, that the "unchanging" bible God did change considerably . He seems to evolve right along with the imaginations of those that wrote the myths about him .

[raztis1]

dude when i die i want to be buried in an iron chariot, that way if i am judged before god i can stand there and be like " whats up now beootch!, ima roll on you like u bigge smalls!"

[Neosaigo]

I'll take the luxury chariot. o.o If it is alot cheaper than a trailer. I really love RVs though, you have anything bigger? :D

[laapache1]

where do I send my card Number

[DeathofSpeech]

Outstanding. How many miles to the galleon?

[TheCarydal]

As a Christian with a sense of humor I commend you on this :).

[crazypills2]

@TheCarydal "As a Christian with a sense of humor I commend you on this :)."

Thanks...I'm glad you stopped by.

[FreeeeS]

a ca would do just fine lol

[holyhell5050]

LMAO, awesome.

[Celticking36]

HAHA Very Funny

[EWWezaQ]

LMAO

well done!

[michalchik]

Hey this was my plan! Iron Chariots and wrestling lessons

[GamerGuy51]

cool! ill Take 10!

[naughtypagan72]

I want a flaming chariot like Apollo :)

[ElveeKaye]

@naughtypagan72 Didn't a flaming chariot swoop down from the sky and take Elijah to heaven? Maybe he borrowed it from Apollo.

[KachuaOnWoW]

Dibs on the luxury chariot!

[1MINORTHREAT1]

So it's safer just to buy an iron chariot, because wether God exists or not, you'll be covered either way.

[AmGoDDoGmA]

you made a mistake.... it is supposed to be Judges 1 : (19)

[WeAreTheRobots]

EPIC WIN

[crazypills2]

@ReligionFreeDeist "Hilarious!"

Thanks Jordan

[crazypills2]

@Woodchuck1949 "Love it! LOL! "

Thanks Woodchuck1949

[AzmodanKijur]

Pascal's wager - the idea that one can gamble their way into an imagined afterlife. Only the deeply religious could generate something so inane.......or at least take it seriously.

Nice video, Crazypills.

[74BobLilly]

I think you mean Judges 1:19, not 1:9.

Judges 1:19 "The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had iron chariots."

In the Hebrew it is real clear that the men of Judah couldn't overcome the iron chariots. The iron chariots were a formidable weapon against foot soldiers on flat ground.

[crazypills2]

@74BobLilly "I think you mean Judges 1:19, not 1:9."

You're right...my damn typing skills!!!!!

[siprus]

@74BobLilly but still god is all mighty surely he could have done something liked rusted their chariots unusable. or summon pilar of smoke or fire like he did with egyptians. it should read god didn't really cre of men of judah, then it would make sense

[74BobLilly]

@siprus If he had wanted to, he could have sent an army of angels to help too. God didn't fight all of Israel's battles for them. Most of the Old Testament's history section, especially Judges, is full of the battles Israel had to fight. He could have floated them out of Egypt, but he made them walk. You assume because God doesn't fight all their battles for them that God doesn't care about the men of Judah? I just don't know where you got the expectation God should do all our work for us.

[BlueAvantiGuy]

@74BobLilly Not much of a god when he won't help his chosen people defeat a few iron chariots.

[spacesergeant101]

@74BobLilly Hardly clear. Most of the sources addressing the original Hebrew that I can find specifically indicate that it's a singular "he", not a plural "they". The Biblios site has quite a bit to say on that verse.

[74BobLilly]

@spacesergeant101 The Hebrew sources that I have consulted say that the difficulty is that throughout the text of the book of Judges, "Judah" is personified and referred to as a "he". So it is unclear if any "he" is Judah or God and doubly unclear because you can't be sure if that personal pronoun is only referring to one clause (possession of the hill country) or the other (drive people from the plains) or both.

[spacesergeant101]

@74BobLilly Granted.

[Raptor302]

"What if your wrong?"

Aside from that being one of the most shallow arguments for theism, I would say that if I was wrong that god would be such a prick to damn people forever that I probably wouldn't want to spend eternity with him anyway.

[Captain42x]

HAHAHAHAH BRILLIANT

[Imperiused]

OMG. I WANT ONE.

[Wadjitstar]

LMAO!!! My goodness! I want the luxury chariot! How much?!

[justbekindtooall]

Greetings, do you have chariot models that can stave off all other gods also? just in case one of the many other are true?

[8DX]

@justbekindtooall Careful - some of the other gods RIDE chariots - and they have a bit more javelin and bow experience than you do.

[Wadjitstar]

@justbekindtooall Ha!!! :)

[Katalyzt]

It is actually found at Judges 1:19... Funny video though. :O)

Katalyzt

[Captain42x]

@Katalyzt

Yeah, he should fix the reference.

[TheraminTrees]

The vomiting-through-the-nose shot is a keeper. LOL Great to see this one finally out there Crazy! Brilliant job!

[crazypills2]

@TheraminTrees "The vomiting-through-the-nose shot is a keeper."

Yes, I believe he is from London. You know how debaucherous the English are.

[TheraminTrees]

@crazypills2 "You know how debaucherous the English are. You know how debaucherous the English are."

—You surprise me — he's way too classy for London.

[TheSpankymonkey]

@crazypills2 "You know how debaucherous the English are" - Damn right woman ;-)

[skinnyjohnsen]

Great video! Thanks to you and Auntie.

I didn't know it really was that easy! All I have to do now is to get rich enough to become God-proof. (I suppose they are expensive.)

[crazypills2]

@skinnyjohnsen "Great video!"

Thanks skinny.

[AuntieDiluvian]

Nicely put together and great voice-over!

[crazypills2]

@AuntieDiluvian "Nicely put together and great voice-over!"

Thanks again Auntie. You are a saint, minus the three miracles after death.

[ShaneChiswick]

Hey I love it. I am Sydney born and bred and I know what I saw in the background baby.

[crazypills2]

@ShaneChiswick "I am Sydney born and bred and I know what I saw in the background baby."

The pictures came from AuntieDiluvian. I believe she live in Perth. You should check out her channel if you haven't already.

[h8uall66]

This is funny. But I can already guess the apology for this: "No, Judah was the one that could not drive out the inhabitants of the plains. The Lord was just with him."

[NYatheist]

I have black leather seats in mine, yeah the bitches trip when they see it, that's how I roll.

[musekiteer]

I'd like to order the gaudy faux-gold number at 0:43 -- provided that it comes with an all-inclusive trip to Sydney, Australia.

[AstoundedAtheist]

LOL! Good job, very original!

[crazypills2]

@AstoundedAtheist "LOL! Good job, very original!"

Thanks for stopping by.

[jimbrown257]

Whenever I hear Pascal' Wagar, I tell the person who proposes it this story: Many Chinese people think certain houses are bad luck (ie: near a fork in the road). To ward off the bad luck spirits they hang mirrors over the doors. Many realize it is a silly superstition but still hang mirrors just to be safe. There's nothing to lose; why don't Christians hang mirrors from their doors just in case the spirits are real?

Because it's silly, just like Pascal's Wager.

[jimbrown257]

@jimbrown257

Btw, LOL on the video.

These desert gods are the weakest omnisent characters in all of literature. They can't even catch a horse carrying a cart.

[OrionSyndicate910]

I want the luxury model because I could get porn.

Does it come in fire engine red?

[Orsbore]

I've got 'Chariots of Fire' and 'Circle of Iron' on DVD. Will that do anything for me?

[hedleypanama]

The chariot of iron is the motto of  the ACA (atheist community of Austin) wikipage... Search it at google!

[CuriousMoth]

@hedleypanama Mascot, you mean? :3

[hedleypanama]

@CuriousMoth There is a wikipage called "Chariots of Iron" where you can get information about anti-apologetics... go to google and use the keywords "Chariots of Iron" and "wiki"

[Bear5177]

I'd like to play an order immediately for the luxury model please. And, I'd like one of every bumper sticker shown. lol

;-)

[ogrimdoombringer]

Awesome. That is such a great response to Pascal's Wager. LMAO. Love it.

[crazypills2]

@ogrimdoombringer "That is such a great response to Pascal's Wager."

Thanks.

[TomMSTie]

IRON CHARIOT, that would make a great metal band name.

[Sykotix1]

Internet....porn??

Are you telling me there's porn on the internet?

Damn, I better book a month off work!

[TomMSTie]

@Sykotix1 HA! You might wanna just start collecting unemployment when you discover how many tube sites are devoted to hour-upon-hour of completely free porn.

[anubis2814]

I have horseless chariot with a lot of iron in it, will that work?

[crazypills2]

@anubis2814 "I have horseless chariot with a lot of iron in it, will that work?"

Well, if you want to entrust your life to some American or Japanese-made car, go right ahead. However, you get what you pay for. Our iron is made directly from iron-age technology. And, don't forget our money back guarantee.

[Redbloodedsky]

You've got to Pimp My Chariot!

[crazypills2]

@Redbloodedsky "You've got to Pimp My Chariot!"

LOL...that would have made a great picture for the video.

[AncientAtheist]

You guys did great on this. But who was the narrator, your wife?

[crazypills2]

@AncientAtheist "You guys did great on this. But who was the narrator, your wife?"

Yes, Auntie is awesome. The narrator was Mrs. Crazy Pills herself.

[RayzerAtheistX2]

What kind of financing is available? Whahahaha

[fiusux12]

LMAO! I love Auntie, she is in a league of her own.

[crazypills2]

@fiusux12 "I love Auntie, she is in a league of her own."

Indeed she is.

[hiddenchannelTV]

fo you accept food stamps?

[TheMudbrooker]

Does that price include harness and horses or are they a dealer installed option?

[crazypills2]

@TheMudbrooker Does that price include harness and horses or are they a dealer installed option?"

No horses included. I figure there are enough asses out there already.

[MauricXe]

haha

[Iced1992]

Can I get a discount if I order in bulk?

[nemo3590]

Placing my order now...

[JUMPINGJIMBRUNZEL]

do you take paypal?

[TravisMorien]

Nice! :)