except for the "marrying a cousin" part, this makes me want to live in Montana eve more! sounds way beastlier than the crap hole that is New Jersey. lol. Although I'm sure this is total ignorant bias and very over-exaggerated opinions. :P
we agree that this is quite hilarious! you know, all the cowboys and indians and bufalo hunts sure wear a guy out, along with the 35 other things we do that keep us from drinking starbucks. but please send help to us! we have been snowed in at our cabin and have run out of whiskey! I think the abominable snowman knows I'm getting weak!
I actually do live in Montana, and this is hilarious! I find it funny that people have all these stereotypes about Montana, like we don't have paved roads, no electricity, outhouses, etc. Then again, there are remote places in Montana that meet the stereotypes. Anyway, you other Montanans, learn to take a joke. And besides, it keeps the population down.
This video makes fun of Eastern perceptions and prejudices. It's not making fun of Montana. The people who don't like this video would probably have a conniption over "Blazing Saddles". I live in Kali-Missou, that big empty space between Kalispell and Missoula. I am a professional Abominable Snowman hunter.
bluh bluh bluh so many butthurt feels around here; I grew up on the rez north of Missoula, and this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Grow a sense of humor, guys. It's gorgeous, but this is hilariously indicative of a lot of questions I've been asked about living there.
I live in Montana. It's beautiful. There IS paved roads, I have NEVER ridden a horse, we DO have electricity or else I wouldn't be on the computer. I was actually really offended by this. It is SO pretty here.
I think most people know it's a drastic exaggeration. I wouldn't be too offended (of course, I don't often get offended about much of anything)
I'm actually about to move to Montana in March. I hope that the majority of people don't want to live there though. I'm moving from Birmingham, AL, and population issues are a major part of my decision to move. Intellectuals, open minds and freedom and nature lovers are the only people who want to live in Montana. Let's hope it stays that way. :)
@mcgrawlvr21 First, I was referring to the racist comments; second, the video is clearly satirical and/or ironic (look it up) and is meant to make fun of misinformed people. Don't get your panties in a bunch.
it could also be a meta-joke. montanans complain about all of the southerners moving here. the rumor is that a popular radio talk show in texas or alabama or georgia (or all three) has been 'advertising' montana as a place where no black people live and "everybody is white" even though more than 10% of montana is Native American.
@rfhigdon most of the people comenting including myself are from montana and we know what we are talking about,,yes we have a sence of humor when it is something funny but this sisnt and i bet you dont know a damn thing about it here.Sure there are a few shit hole towns but every state has that ya myob!
Montana is a beautiful state, and best of all, there are almost no fucking crazy niggers living there.....only about 4,700 apes in the entire state. It's amazing how nice places are when niggers are not around. Do you think law abiding conservative hard working ranchers want niggers around, or dating their daughters????? I don't think so. Let the coons stay in Detroit, Atlanta, Baltimore etc..
we only take dirt roads when we are doing something wrong... and i cant go to teh mall to shop...but i have internet so i jsut order stuff at lower prices half the time! however, my grandomther lives out at fort peck, and she does get snowed in, but she is the type of old cowgirl that at the age of 74 gets out and shovels her way out!
yall cant judge montana when you havent been here or know the people here haha whoever made this video is a dumb ass and i dont appreciate you trying to be funny
haha yall this is kinda stupid,the only placee montanans marry cousins is in a town called pinesdale.Ive lived in montana my hole life,no we dont ride our horses to school,we drive on paved roads,yes we are country (most of Us) but were not stupid and we have working bathrooms. We donot milk kittys.
What's with the stereotypes??? Montana is great and so beautiful. I live in Plains Montana and I love it I try to get past the fact that theres no super Walmart or Ross or TJ Maxx etc.
This is what I told people when I lived out of state so they would never move here. I'm a fourth generation Montanan and can't imagine living anywhere else again, those six years in Portland were torture! This is the best state in the union!
I grew up in Missoula and there aren't many positive things I can say about it. When I could finally leave, I was amazed at the opportunities and friendliness in other states/towns. The responses below illustrate my points about Montanans. And when I was back for Christmas I couldn't believe the traffic on Reserve street! I don't drive a prius or smartcar. And, I haven't heard of an "air alert" since I left. Every time I return I'm painfully reminded of the attitudes and environment that I left.
See what I mean? DJVADERHATER (a name with "hater" in it definately belongs in Montana) doesn't get why giving Santa a "flat tire" is weird. signalzx1: I lived in Montana for YEARS! Luckily I left, so I know how to spell (here NOT "hear"). And, you don't know anything about me, so what do you mean "your kind"? mtgirl73sg: Why do you think people like the unibomber CHOOSE Montana as a place to live!?! You are all just PROVING my points with your reactions/responses. Thanks!
@Melissa84229, For your information, Ted Kaczynski (the Unibomber) was born and raised in Chicago, educated at Harvard and the University of Michigan, and then was a professor at Berkeley. Get your facts right!
As for the video, I thought it was funny, and if people really believe all of those stereotypes, then they are dumbasses! I am 4th generation Montanan and I love it here!
I had to return to Missoula to spend time w/ family for Christmas.They talked about killing animals the entire time!They served deer meat Christmas eve and didnt even realize what was wierd about that.My nephew carried around the mounted skull all day on Christmas. Folks, THIS IS TYPICAL!! Traffic awful,people rude. Another nephew of mine is only 13 and wanted a handgun for Christmas. This is the same kid who spouts conservative politics. He's the next unibomber. They grow them that way there.
@Melissa84229 Glad you think that way. We don't need your kind here. That's your family, not mine and it's not "TYPICAL"! You just have a narrow scope.
@Melissa84229 HEY, the people here,(aside from the californians) are great people who enjoy life. traffics only bad in cities like helena and bozeman. and missoula is a great town...i'd rather be a deer eatin', truck drivin' gun shootin' montanan than a city boy driving a prius or smartcar.
haha! this was hilarious! but i have to say id rather be eatin by a bear here in MT than murdered by a gangsta wannabe in Cali lol.. in Montana everyone has to man up and live the harsh life.. no suckers here :)
@sohooded i know right lol.....and if there is one and all the white people stare to long its not cause were racist...its cause its like seeing a bald eagle in new york city....people are gonna stare at that shit
i once went to oregon after living in Montana for so long where a kid asked me if we had cell service in Montana, dont worry Montana people......i took his hick stereotypes with laughter and then abused his chin with my elbows lol i love profiling ignorant stereotypes, it keeps us on our toes lol
Unfortunately montana is being overrun by Californians. I think out of staters would have to worry about being run over by other out of staters first. Still made me laugh, thanks lol.
Don't live in MT! You'll have to get up at 5 in the morning to take care of the sheep and milk the cow in winter! Plus not to mention the outhouse door freezes before you can open it in winter. My horse broke his hoof and I had to walk 15 miles to school barefoot. I'm typing this in Washington state in my friend's apartment, she came to visit me and we drove back to Tacoma together . I'm only staying till May, then I'm going back to help with plowing, and my sister is marrying my cousin Harold.
Great... none of this stuff is true is it? I wanted to moved to monatana, but I dont want to starve in a blizzard, and I don't want to buy a horse, and I'd prefer my bathroom be in the house.
Riding a horse we do unless you don't want to paved roads yes but dirt roads are better cold weather love it cousin fucking... Where the hell did they pick that up from lol :3 love it in montana I'll never leave
I love Montana and call it home (even though I haven't technically resided there for many months), and this is hilarious. Gotta love our great image, haha! This clever satire has given me more than one good laugh, so thanks. No need to be defensive, folks. :)
We don't have Starbucks thriving here because we have about three different coffee chains of our own - we have about forty City Brews in Billings alone, not counting the Heights or Laurel. Besides, we have Bobcat-Grizzly football. And at least she got the Abominable Snowman thing correct... I was seriously getting worried.
I live in Montana and I did half the stuff she named in her list just today! Very funny stuff. The weird thing is that everyone that visits Montana wants to stay. I'm off to go drink a gallon of whiskey in a saloon now.
When I lived in Great Falls, people thought I was crazy (I loved it), but then my son moved from Seattle, to Conrad then to Cut Bank, and this is where HE discovered the true meaning of hardy Montanan's. None of us think we have ever been associated with better people...
I like how half the commenters suddenly are from Montana! Stay out of are state please if you are stupid enough to think this video is serious. We don't discriminate, but if your stupid time for a linchin-:)
@Josephdivemontana Are state? Don't try to insult other peoples' intelligence if you can't even get "our" right. And before anyone even tries, yes peoples' is right, it's plural possessive.
Type i live in Montana and if we dent have electricity how would I be able to write this comment and watch tv and we don't ride horses to school so all u bitches can stay out of Montana we enjoy it here if u don't likethe cold
Thats fukking funny as hell and pretty true too... Kalispell is the capitol of a lot of those activities;)There is a Starbucks here though, I think they imported out of state yuppies to work at it lol...
My husband says this too plus....dont forget about the COLD winters! ....and things are ten times worse in Missoula! :D ...and we really HATE coffee....so dont let the coffee huts on every corner fool you....they're really dope houses for medical marijuana (wink wink) :D
....and I forgot....my husband owes me a horse.....I want a pinto like Lil Joe on Bonanza!
My husband says this too plus....dont forget about the COLD winters! ....and things are ten times worse in Missoula! :D ...and we really HATE coffee....so dont let the coffee huts on every corner fool you....they're really dope houses for medical marijuana (wink wink) :D
Ya i live in Montana. I totally see the abominable snow man out my back door every day! =] 90% of the people in my school dont own horses. we have paved roads, and ive never seen an out house here. But its ok we like montanan under 1million people! =]
Okay seriously??? We fricken have paved roads and cars, Starbucks, electricity and all that crap. What kind of stupid person made this? You're explaining like old western stuff that i've never seen here so just shutup and learn some things.
I like Montana and if you don't then just get the f*%$ out and stay away. We like it the way it is. If people like you wanted to live here then we'd end up a hole like California and New York......my opinion
Well, we do have -40 winters, lots of snow, horses, more cows than people, bears, moose, elk, deer (they all have teeth, too). So, please, don't come here to Montana.
God gave us -40 in winter to keep the riff-raff out...jus' sayin'
Awesome!!! This place is aweful! there is nothing here, they call it big sky country for a reason... because that's all there is. Been here for 3 years thanks to the A.F. can't wait to leave! We pass this around on base! They forgot to talk about all the meth heads here!
I am a Montana native but I find this really funny! And some of it is true. But Montana used to be a great place. Now the only real towns (of any population) in Montana are probably Butte, Billings and Great Falls. Missoula has been ruined and Kalispell is on the list.
Throwing rocks at beavers.... LMAO... All you responders that are angry do realize this is a joke, right? Having grown up in Montana, I can tell you there's no place in the lower 48 prettier, but there are some quirky citizens there, and when you mix that with the native rednecks, old hippies, and celebrities that feel they have to own everything, yep, I'm glad I live in Oregon: Where throwing a rock at a beaver is against the law.... as is kicking a seagull.
I was born and raised in Montana..Bozeman in fact and this is exactly what ruined Montana..these POS liberal scum idiot tree hugging lesbians and faggots!
@oku6d7cb Absolutely! Please, please, please all you people...do NOT come to Montana! I once had someone seriously ask me if we had swimming pools in Montana. This is funny, though.
But, u r incorrect, we really don't have four seasons, we have three...one really long winter, one really long, messy wet spring, and one long wet, messy fall and about three weeks of summer! Sometimes, depending on how long the winter is, spring and fall get shortened. Not to mention the long, grey days where we never see the sun for weeks. People go bonkers from sun deprivation. Vitamin D is a staple on the grocery list! And some of what she's saying is true!
@sseibel327 ok you have have 4 seasons!?! Spring lasted all of a week! you can't think of anywhere better to live because you most likely have never left.
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The only place worse than Montana is Texas. So never ever move to Texas. And if you have already moved to Texas quickly leave and move to California or New York.
a Phi Beta Kappa graduate from MIT (I think that's some college in Massachusetts that's produced over 70 Nobel Laureates - whatever those are)' and is now an MD/PhD student. My son owns a financial business (I don't think he's making outhouses, but I'm not sure!). We do have bears, so all in all it's a pretty lousy place. Don't come here!
Golly! Yup, I'm from Montana! I think this guy should go to Arkansas; things are really bad here! I mean, my NAVI (developed by "intelligent" people) even pronounces Butte as "BUTT". I guess most of our dictionaries give a different pronunciation for the word butte. And those one room backward public schools - wouldn't want your kids going there. After all, my daughter was a product of Montana's public schools, and it's so sad. She only was a National Merit Scholar, a Presidential Scholar, a
except for the "marrying a cousin" part, this makes me want to live in Montana eve more! sounds way beastlier than the crap hole that is New Jersey. lol. Although I'm sure this is total ignorant bias and very over-exaggerated opinions. :P
scruffy1030 1 day ago
I miss Montana. :( I want to move back there.
ChicagoNiqabi 2 days ago
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What kind of propaganda whore shot this video? Whoever it is has never been here...an ignant fuck
Ukraine2011 3 days ago
What kind of propaganda whore shot this video? Whoever it is has never been here...an ignant fuck
Ukraine2011 3 days ago
He's here in Butte, I think your o.k. My horse can take him on any day (when he's not in the outhouse).
jeni719 1 week ago
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jeni719 1 week ago
The thing about 'chopping a lot of wood' is true!
(Hello from Bozeman)
Cubfanbudman100 2 weeks ago
@Cubfanbudman100 I miss Bozeman. :( I want to move back there!
ChicagoNiqabi 2 days ago
What kind of a file is this? It acts weird on my Mac
RubiTrack 2 weeks ago
LOL, we in Montana loves this. Yes, it keeps all the Fags from California from coming here.
RubiTrack 2 weeks ago 3
we agree that this is quite hilarious! you know, all the cowboys and indians and bufalo hunts sure wear a guy out, along with the 35 other things we do that keep us from drinking starbucks. but please send help to us! we have been snowed in at our cabin and have run out of whiskey! I think the abominable snowman knows I'm getting weak!
mkfitz1964 2 weeks ago
I actually do live in Montana, and this is hilarious! I find it funny that people have all these stereotypes about Montana, like we don't have paved roads, no electricity, outhouses, etc. Then again, there are remote places in Montana that meet the stereotypes. Anyway, you other Montanans, learn to take a joke. And besides, it keeps the population down.
kitty16girl 2 weeks ago
fuck you
rabbidskaters 2 weeks ago
God this is funny haha. Shit i gotta go abominable snowman gotta go..
winnhunter87 2 weeks ago
I LOVE MONTANA
blahsir 2 weeks ago
This video makes fun of Eastern perceptions and prejudices. It's not making fun of Montana. The people who don't like this video would probably have a conniption over "Blazing Saddles". I live in Kali-Missou, that big empty space between Kalispell and Missoula. I am a professional Abominable Snowman hunter.
kcmt01 3 weeks ago
bluh bluh bluh so many butthurt feels around here; I grew up on the rez north of Missoula, and this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Grow a sense of humor, guys. It's gorgeous, but this is hilariously indicative of a lot of questions I've been asked about living there.
gunnersview 3 weeks ago
ha ha very funny its only scary here when the abnobole snowmen eats you while your pooping in the out house.
PJBrabbit17 3 weeks ago
I live in Montana. It's beautiful. There IS paved roads, I have NEVER ridden a horse, we DO have electricity or else I wouldn't be on the computer. I was actually really offended by this. It is SO pretty here.
mellyrox2000 4 weeks ago 3
@mellyrox2000 Haha I totally agree, I live in Bozemen, but still- HILARIOUS :P
TheDoctorSaveLlamas 3 weeks ago
I think most people know it's a drastic exaggeration. I wouldn't be too offended (of course, I don't often get offended about much of anything)
I'm actually about to move to Montana in March. I hope that the majority of people don't want to live there though. I'm moving from Birmingham, AL, and population issues are a major part of my decision to move. Intellectuals, open minds and freedom and nature lovers are the only people who want to live in Montana. Let's hope it stays that way. :)
jarhar007 2 weeks ago
@mcgrawlvr21 First, I was referring to the racist comments; second, the video is clearly satirical and/or ironic (look it up) and is meant to make fun of misinformed people. Don't get your panties in a bunch.
rfhigdon 1 month ago
Looks like a lot of the commenters are not only racisct, but have no sense of humor either.
If they were from Montana, I would take the woman's advice!
rfhigdon 1 month ago
@rfhigdon
lol. good point.
but 8dakota6 is from south dakota.
it could also be a meta-joke. montanans complain about all of the southerners moving here. the rumor is that a popular radio talk show in texas or alabama or georgia (or all three) has been 'advertising' montana as a place where no black people live and "everybody is white" even though more than 10% of montana is Native American.
lame
mediamaterialguru 1 month ago
@rfhigdon most of the people comenting including myself are from montana and we know what we are talking about,,yes we have a sence of humor when it is something funny but this sisnt and i bet you dont know a damn thing about it here.Sure there are a few shit hole towns but every state has that ya myob!
mcgrawlvr21 1 month ago
They need to make a jerk off cartoon entitled " So you want to be a welfare nigger."
8dakota6 1 month ago
Montana is a beautiful state, and best of all, there are almost no fucking crazy niggers living there.....only about 4,700 apes in the entire state. It's amazing how nice places are when niggers are not around. Do you think law abiding conservative hard working ranchers want niggers around, or dating their daughters????? I don't think so. Let the coons stay in Detroit, Atlanta, Baltimore etc..
8dakota6 1 month ago
Montana is awesome! Screw this video!
gooseyh 1 month ago
I would slap the shit out of that bitch. Whoever wrote her lines, certainly is missing or has an extra chromosome.
MetalGearFool 1 month ago
montana is awesome fucker! Just because you have no clue about it retard!
Niicii95 1 month ago
we only take dirt roads when we are doing something wrong... and i cant go to teh mall to shop...but i have internet so i jsut order stuff at lower prices half the time! however, my grandomther lives out at fort peck, and she does get snowed in, but she is the type of old cowgirl that at the age of 74 gets out and shovels her way out!
kainhall 1 month ago
thatll be all
dont hate
mcgrawlvr21 1 month ago
yall cant judge montana when you havent been here or know the people here haha whoever made this video is a dumb ass and i dont appreciate you trying to be funny
mcgrawlvr21 1 month ago
haha yall this is kinda stupid,the only placee montanans marry cousins is in a town called pinesdale.Ive lived in montana my hole life,no we dont ride our horses to school,we drive on paved roads,yes we are country (most of Us) but were not stupid and we have working bathrooms. We donot milk kittys.
mcgrawlvr21 1 month ago
@mcgrawlvr21 Yes, and no nigger shithole ghettos in Montana.
8dakota6 1 month ago
oh goodness....there is too electricity and starbucks and paved roads in montana....and there is no such thing as the abominable snowman.....
rocklovePINK 1 month ago
What's with the stereotypes??? Montana is great and so beautiful. I live in Plains Montana and I love it I try to get past the fact that theres no super Walmart or Ross or TJ Maxx etc.
Montanaweim 1 month ago
This is what I told people when I lived out of state so they would never move here. I'm a fourth generation Montanan and can't imagine living anywhere else again, those six years in Portland were torture! This is the best state in the union!
chefdingo 1 month ago
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firewater1022 1 month ago
another american redneck state
shuan3 1 month ago
I grew up in Missoula and there aren't many positive things I can say about it. When I could finally leave, I was amazed at the opportunities and friendliness in other states/towns. The responses below illustrate my points about Montanans. And when I was back for Christmas I couldn't believe the traffic on Reserve street! I don't drive a prius or smartcar. And, I haven't heard of an "air alert" since I left. Every time I return I'm painfully reminded of the attitudes and environment that I left.
Melissa84229 1 month ago
@Melissa84229 haha reserve street is always packed.
mcgrawlvr21 1 month ago
See what I mean? DJVADERHATER (a name with "hater" in it definately belongs in Montana) doesn't get why giving Santa a "flat tire" is weird. signalzx1: I lived in Montana for YEARS! Luckily I left, so I know how to spell (here NOT "hear"). And, you don't know anything about me, so what do you mean "your kind"? mtgirl73sg: Why do you think people like the unibomber CHOOSE Montana as a place to live!?! You are all just PROVING my points with your reactions/responses. Thanks!
Melissa84229 1 month ago
@Melissa84229, For your information, Ted Kaczynski (the Unibomber) was born and raised in Chicago, educated at Harvard and the University of Michigan, and then was a professor at Berkeley. Get your facts right!
As for the video, I thought it was funny, and if people really believe all of those stereotypes, then they are dumbasses! I am 4th generation Montanan and I love it here!
BTW, I have never churned butter in my life! LOL
mtgirl73sg 1 month ago
Yes! continue to believe this joke and don't move to Montana. We have enough crazy radical people hear already!
signalzx1 1 month ago
@Melissa84229 Fuck you, how is eating deer meat wierd
DJVADERHATER 1 month ago
I had to return to Missoula to spend time w/ family for Christmas.They talked about killing animals the entire time!They served deer meat Christmas eve and didnt even realize what was wierd about that.My nephew carried around the mounted skull all day on Christmas. Folks, THIS IS TYPICAL!! Traffic awful,people rude. Another nephew of mine is only 13 and wanted a handgun for Christmas. This is the same kid who spouts conservative politics. He's the next unibomber. They grow them that way there.
Melissa84229 1 month ago
@Melissa84229 Glad you think that way. We don't need your kind here. That's your family, not mine and it's not "TYPICAL"! You just have a narrow scope.
signalzx1 1 month ago
@Melissa84229 HEY, the people here,(aside from the californians) are great people who enjoy life. traffics only bad in cities like helena and bozeman. and missoula is a great town...i'd rather be a deer eatin', truck drivin' gun shootin' montanan than a city boy driving a prius or smartcar.
crazywhitemontanan 1 month ago
Montana is nothing like that i just love the empty non tipical stereotypes i live in butte montana and i never want to leave
christiandancegroup 2 months ago
I happen to live in a small town in Montana and i love it-3
I moved here when i was a tiny little girl. Im almost 17 now and im in love with Montana. Its amazing.
OmfgItsLogan1 2 months ago
Sounds like a great strategy to keep the leftist flea bagger freaks out of God's Country.
broaddusmike 2 months ago
haha! this was hilarious! but i have to say id rather be eatin by a bear here in MT than murdered by a gangsta wannabe in Cali lol.. in Montana everyone has to man up and live the harsh life.. no suckers here :)
KJ7FrozenHeart 2 months ago 3
"What the wtf"... You seem to have a case of RAS syndrome.
Ilikemustard 2 months ago
@sohooded i know right lol.....and if there is one and all the white people stare to long its not cause were racist...its cause its like seeing a bald eagle in new york city....people are gonna stare at that shit
XxMantastic4xX 2 months ago
"what the wtf is an outhouse?"
so...what the what the fuck?
Zodaicz 2 months ago
THIS VIDEO SHOULD HAVE ENDED: she says "But no black people live there" and he just immediately gets on a train to Montana lol jokes
XxMantastic4xX 2 months ago
@XxMantastic4xX so true.................
sohooded 2 months ago
hmm marrying your cousin? Sounds like Darby Montana.....
haha;P
OnTheBrightSide345 2 months ago
@OnTheBrightSide345 yep darbarians would do such a thing but the rest of montana (aside from pinesdale) wouldnt
mcgrawlvr21 1 month ago
i once went to oregon after living in Montana for so long where a kid asked me if we had cell service in Montana, dont worry Montana people......i took his hick stereotypes with laughter and then abused his chin with my elbows lol i love profiling ignorant stereotypes, it keeps us on our toes lol
XxMantastic4xX 2 months ago
Unfortunately montana is being overrun by Californians. I think out of staters would have to worry about being run over by other out of staters first. Still made me laugh, thanks lol.
Loganmonroe1337 2 months ago
Fuck all you Montana haters. I'd rather be a poor and broke Montanan, than a rich douche bag Californian.
poolfool807 2 months ago 2
i love my home
ajru67 2 months ago
That's hilarious!!!
ildesign 2 months ago
This is the most ignorant video I have ever watched.
CrissACN 2 months ago
Sounds like Alabama!!!
rabuliz 2 months ago
Don't live in MT! You'll have to get up at 5 in the morning to take care of the sheep and milk the cow in winter! Plus not to mention the outhouse door freezes before you can open it in winter. My horse broke his hoof and I had to walk 15 miles to school barefoot. I'm typing this in Washington state in my friend's apartment, she came to visit me and we drove back to Tacoma together . I'm only staying till May, then I'm going back to help with plowing, and my sister is marrying my cousin Harold.
8Voc 2 months ago
...Mooooving to Montana sooooooon.. Gonna be a dental floss tycoooon....
ubangybottom 2 months ago
Ha in some areas its really like that and I love it like that.
Lucasbluecat 2 months ago
Having a harsh reputation is a good thing..keeps the weak and undesirables out of the state.
tankabars 2 months ago 38
@tankabars
Well said!
WatchRyder 2 months ago
They got everything right except there are no jobs here
WitchesAndMoors 2 months ago
Great... none of this stuff is true is it? I wanted to moved to monatana, but I dont want to starve in a blizzard, and I don't want to buy a horse, and I'd prefer my bathroom be in the house.
bparker65 2 months ago
haha you dakotas have no idea what its like but i still think this video is a bullshit representayion of montana
16yelnats 2 months ago
If you make it out of the Dakotas you might survive Montana! So please detour around the Dakotas on your way to Montana!
magabam01 2 months ago
Well, we do have paved roads, but they are full of truck-eating potholes :)
morganlisa63 2 months ago 16
Riding a horse we do unless you don't want to paved roads yes but dirt roads are better cold weather love it cousin fucking... Where the hell did they pick that up from lol :3 love it in montana I'll never leave
R3DN3CKTILLIDIE 2 months ago
I love Montana and call it home (even though I haven't technically resided there for many months), and this is hilarious. Gotta love our great image, haha! This clever satire has given me more than one good laugh, so thanks. No need to be defensive, folks. :)
LessienAnwamane 2 months ago
Off to churn butter and drink whiskey now (at the same time...?)
lilliodhe5enraptured 3 months ago 2
We don't have Starbucks thriving here because we have about three different coffee chains of our own - we have about forty City Brews in Billings alone, not counting the Heights or Laurel. Besides, we have Bobcat-Grizzly football. And at least she got the Abominable Snowman thing correct... I was seriously getting worried.
lilliodhe5enraptured 3 months ago
TOO funny! My mom lives in Montana, and I've always thought they need a starbucks in her town!!
HollenbachDina 3 months ago
I live in Three Forks Montana and I find all of this video hilarious xD
...except the marrying a cousin part, that's kinda harsh
04me93 3 months ago
I live in Montana and I did half the stuff she named in her list just today! Very funny stuff. The weird thing is that everyone that visits Montana wants to stay. I'm off to go drink a gallon of whiskey in a saloon now.
shaunholdaway 3 months ago
At least we stay busy..
deepcreek101 3 months ago
When I lived in Great Falls, people thought I was crazy (I loved it), but then my son moved from Seattle, to Conrad then to Cut Bank, and this is where HE discovered the true meaning of hardy Montanan's. None of us think we have ever been associated with better people...
fenixcats 3 months ago
Hahaha at least we don't knock up our sisters like Kentucky!
Sarakarmold 3 months ago
I'M TIRED OF UTAH, IT'S BEEN RAPED BY THE LDS AND L.A. QUEERS!! MONTANA HAS ALWAYS CALLED MY NAME!!!!
CabinfeverParkcity 3 months ago
@CabinfeverParkcity Think again. The LDS is big and growing here and Montana has been well Californicated.
Shrampy 3 months ago
I like how half the commenters suddenly are from Montana! Stay out of are state please if you are stupid enough to think this video is serious. We don't discriminate, but if your stupid time for a linchin-:)
Josephdivemontana 3 months ago
@Josephdivemontana Are state? Don't try to insult other peoples' intelligence if you can't even get "our" right. And before anyone even tries, yes peoples' is right, it's plural possessive.
fangednekoyasha 3 months ago
Offensive I hate this that's the stereo
Type i live in Montana and if we dent have electricity how would I be able to write this comment and watch tv and we don't ride horses to school so all u bitches can stay out of Montana we enjoy it here if u don't likethe cold
Leave 10 degrees is a lil chilly
U wimps
232Cherries 3 months ago
@232Cherries They should add 'not using punctuation' to the list of things that people in
Montana are too busy doing.
shaunholdaway 3 months ago
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@232Cherries They should add 'not using punctuation' to the list of things that people in Montana are too busy doing.
shaunholdaway 3 months ago
@232Cherries I live in Montana and i dont wear a coat until atleast zero otherwise its a sweatshirt and a pair of shorts, -21
Zebra210231 2 months ago
This cracks me up....
skiboatdriver1 3 months ago
Come to think of it, I never baked bread before moving to Montana.
thetwinkleturnip 3 months ago
You deserve an award this!!! Hilarious!!!
cmstaker2 3 months ago
Thats fukking funny as hell and pretty true too... Kalispell is the capitol of a lot of those activities;)There is a Starbucks here though, I think they imported out of state yuppies to work at it lol...
godawefulll 3 months ago
I live in NYC, pretty much the opposite of Montana :S
IwillKillYourCereal 3 months ago
It's only -35 here we like best when -50!
035jdj 3 months ago
Haha where my family lives in montana there's is no starbucks
soulsisters16 3 months ago
This is hilarious and maybe they ought to teach the meaning of the word "satire" in the state of Montana.
jacobprath88 3 months ago
its all true dont come here
MeukyChan 3 months ago
My husband says this too plus....dont forget about the COLD winters! ....and things are ten times worse in Missoula! :D ...and we really HATE coffee....so dont let the coffee huts on every corner fool you....they're really dope houses for medical marijuana (wink wink) :D
....and I forgot....my husband owes me a horse.....I want a pinto like Lil Joe on Bonanza!
rhondaastahl 3 months ago
My husband says this too plus....dont forget about the COLD winters! ....and things are ten times worse in Missoula! :D ...and we really HATE coffee....so dont let the coffee huts on every corner fool you....they're really dope houses for medical marijuana (wink wink) :D
rhondaastahl 3 months ago 2
Ya i live in Montana. I totally see the abominable snow man out my back door every day! =] 90% of the people in my school dont own horses. we have paved roads, and ive never seen an out house here. But its ok we like montanan under 1million people! =]
Holl2016 3 months ago 2
what the WTF is a abonbidal snowman!
tyz199 3 months ago
who the hell dosnt know what an out house is :P
RicoD95 3 months ago
Do you realize, that you will be living in Montana...?
Chadness316 3 months ago
Marrying your cousin :P!!!!
Mikayla2530 3 months ago
Okay seriously??? We fricken have paved roads and cars, Starbucks, electricity and all that crap. What kind of stupid person made this? You're explaining like old western stuff that i've never seen here so just shutup and learn some things.
KelseyRoo15 3 months ago
@KelseyRoo15 Really????
proffessoremoo 3 months ago
Lol so funny I live In Montana so how did I watch this video
Missoularocksful 3 months ago
I have to admit, everything she said is absolutely true about Montana.
In fact, we all have horses, whiskey is great, and we don't need no electricity.
I'm actually not in Montana right now, and I'm havin' a friend here in Washington type this 'ere message for me. Unless he took that out.
Damn postcards.
LPGhatguy 3 months ago
I like Montana and if you don't then just get the f*%$ out and stay away. We like it the way it is. If people like you wanted to live here then we'd end up a hole like California and New York......my opinion
sydalee1981 3 months ago
Well, we do have -40 winters, lots of snow, horses, more cows than people, bears, moose, elk, deer (they all have teeth, too). So, please, don't come here to Montana.
God gave us -40 in winter to keep the riff-raff out...jus' sayin'
novelator 3 months ago 2
Awesome!!! This place is aweful! there is nothing here, they call it big sky country for a reason... because that's all there is. Been here for 3 years thanks to the A.F. can't wait to leave! We pass this around on base! They forgot to talk about all the meth heads here!
apalmore0526 3 months ago
@apalmore0526 Oh and don't forget the Unibomer is from MONTANA too!! WOOHOO!
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apalmore0526 3 months ago
just a point of truth....we dont throw rocks at beavers or milk our kitty cats....or marry our cousins lol
JuliaGarcia23 3 months ago
Guys this is true1 Every morning before school I throw rocks at a couple beavers then jump on my horse and head down the dirt road to school!
haleypaige125 3 months ago
If you want proof, go to montana-sucks com and read why Montana is no place for tourists!
digitaltinkerer 3 months ago
@digitaltinkerer have you been to montana?
ScHmIdTy56789 3 months ago
@ScHmIdTy56789 Yup, live here :-)
digitaltinkerer 3 months ago
as a montana native, i can say with certainty that everything is true. I enjoy drifter chili.
BatmanDrivesaFord 3 months ago
Killing Drifters are fun
IF25 3 months ago
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IF25 3 months ago
I am a Montana native but I find this really funny! And some of it is true. But Montana used to be a great place. Now the only real towns (of any population) in Montana are probably Butte, Billings and Great Falls. Missoula has been ruined and Kalispell is on the list.
maico125 3 months ago
@maico125 Still is a great place. :)
LessienAnwamane 2 months ago
Ya you don't want to come here. You will die and and be eaten by wild animals and we that live here will only smile
akgraywolf1 3 months ago 15
If this was real, Will someone plz give me a search crew to hunt this chick down...
SO I CAN FREAKING MURDER HER!!!!! O_O
Carmello212 3 months ago
This was fucking stupid I'm from Montana and fucking proud of it not funny at all.
squeath2001 3 months ago
Throwing rocks at beavers.... LMAO... All you responders that are angry do realize this is a joke, right? Having grown up in Montana, I can tell you there's no place in the lower 48 prettier, but there are some quirky citizens there, and when you mix that with the native rednecks, old hippies, and celebrities that feel they have to own everything, yep, I'm glad I live in Oregon: Where throwing a rock at a beaver is against the law.... as is kicking a seagull.
tybalt50 3 months ago
People always talk about the harsh montana winters. I dont understand... then again i was born in alaska and raised in montana
QuestenEnjoysLife 3 months ago 3
I was born and raised in Montana..Bozeman in fact and this is exactly what ruined Montana..these POS liberal scum idiot tree hugging lesbians and faggots!
rickinnev 3 months ago
"Ride through" . . . too funny!
Pianist702 4 months ago
there already is starbucks...
QuestenEnjoysLife 4 months ago
i love this!
billywish 4 months ago
Great! Don't come to Montana. We like it just the way it is...
oku6d7cb 4 months ago 38
@oku6d7cb Absolutely! Please, please, please all you people...do NOT come to Montana! I once had someone seriously ask me if we had swimming pools in Montana. This is funny, though.
theknowbetters 3 months ago
@oku6d7cb yea poverty is great
SlayerofFiction 3 months ago
What the WTF. this makes me laugh she's lying about my state! Haha(:
KiahRangerDaisy 4 months ago
Thats messed up.. this video makes me mad.. I am from Montana!
kelseymackable 4 months ago
I love Montana and everything about it especially that we have all four seasons I love it and can't think of any where better to live :-)
sseibel327 4 months ago
@sseibel327
I love this!
But, u r incorrect, we really don't have four seasons, we have three...one really long winter, one really long, messy wet spring, and one long wet, messy fall and about three weeks of summer! Sometimes, depending on how long the winter is, spring and fall get shortened. Not to mention the long, grey days where we never see the sun for weeks. People go bonkers from sun deprivation. Vitamin D is a staple on the grocery list! And some of what she's saying is true!
boomerdresser 3 months ago
@sseibel327 ok you have have 4 seasons!?! Spring lasted all of a week! you can't think of anywhere better to live because you most likely have never left.
apalmore0526 3 months ago
SOUNDS GREAT TO ME.... I'M GOING!!
yogimama5 4 months ago
Made me chuckle. Go Cats go!
rockstarxsara 4 months ago
stu
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shmeckle96 4 months ago
haha you fag id rather live in mt than most places...bomb skiing, fishing, biking, etc. and bud
nickwilgis 4 months ago
That's right--we don't need more people here!!!!! LOL
jcanddaisy 4 months ago
ROTFLMAO!!
montanamombo 4 months ago
They forgot to mention the Rocky Mountain Oysters that everyone in Montana eats for lunch.
danmcn61 4 months ago
we don't drink whiskey, we drink moose drool :-P
rsgray1221 4 months ago
The better closing line would have been... "Hmmm... you'd better move to Montana!"
Davidthorough 4 months ago
Mmmmmm... some of the best chili I've ever eaten was from Montana!
7flix7 4 months ago
i love living in Billings MT, 406 reppin.. we do it better in the Big Sky ;)
93Quento 4 months ago
@93Quento Hell yeah!! Hamilton Montana backin' you up, son!!!
danielkimble1972 4 months ago
Montana is full - I have heard North Dakota is nice. And one of my favorite ways to pass the time in Montana is throwing rocks at beavers!
kuicksilver1 4 months ago 18
@kuicksilver1 That almost souded dirty, fella!!!! ( Jim Gaffigan reference)
danielkimble1972 4 months ago
@rooster4205150 Judg-men-tal [juhj-men-tl]
adjective
1. involving the use or exercise of judgment
2. tending to make moral judgments: to avoid a judgmental approach in dealing with divorced couples.
Admittedly, some dictionaries have judgemental as an alternate spelling. However, amusingly, Youtube's dictionary does NOT and it is flagged as wrong in this message right now.
Have a nice day :)
DrakonIL 4 months ago
Not just anyone can live in the country.
MrStarbuckrogers 4 months ago
@nobody3624 GET RID OF MY CARRIAGE!? NOOOOO. LMAO
xxMikeRossxx 4 months ago
The only place worse than Montana is Texas. So never ever move to Texas. And if you have already moved to Texas quickly leave and move to California or New York.
Dogwarrior 4 months ago
Stay out of Montana unless you're prepared for all these things....it is unpopulated wilderness. You might have to learn survival skills.
kidfromstatenisland 4 months ago
@nobody3624 Then I must move to the Missoula Settlement. It's only 40 miles...that would be, say, 2 days by ox-cart. Thanks for the info.
winddancermt 4 months ago
a Phi Beta Kappa graduate from MIT (I think that's some college in Massachusetts that's produced over 70 Nobel Laureates - whatever those are)' and is now an MD/PhD student. My son owns a financial business (I don't think he's making outhouses, but I'm not sure!). We do have bears, so all in all it's a pretty lousy place. Don't come here!
zygonut 4 months ago
Golly! Yup, I'm from Montana! I think this guy should go to Arkansas; things are really bad here! I mean, my NAVI (developed by "intelligent" people) even pronounces Butte as "BUTT". I guess most of our dictionaries give a different pronunciation for the word butte. And those one room backward public schools - wouldn't want your kids going there. After all, my daughter was a product of Montana's public schools, and it's so sad. She only was a National Merit Scholar, a Presidential Scholar, a
zygonut 4 months ago
Some people still believe this.... I'm living in Montana and watching youtube!
heidikhorak 4 months ago
so moist
twanderson1989 4 months ago
Montana sucks. There is nothing there. Don't come and visit.
shabadahabada 4 months ago 2