Eddie Murphy Raw Johnny Carson Skit

[bjreed419]

Too bad mel gibson!!

[TheGospleMST]

In Honor of Tony Parker!!!

[12lfme12]

$300,000,070 LOL

[DerrickHair]

how much did he give up in his divorce?

[oOZePirateOo]

Gooo Eddie,

Johnny had to give like 2 of his wives half, just pure shallow greediness..

and I'm a girl..I would never be like that, that's why I got my own :)

[davidstmckenn]

Eddie speaks the truth!

[Doumbeck]

He says it JUST LIKE IT IS... thats his talent! "and the mountains crumbled!!" lol lol The dude sees through all the BS of life.. Thats another talent.. not everyone has that..

[beautifulprincessM]

okay. Ill need a place to send it

please dont ignore me

[Ecksntrick8]

That's wtong.

[LifeIsPeachee]

Eddie is so right about that. I hate women who think they deserve half a man's money when they didn't do shit to help him earn it.

[hiimbrady]

nice spelling.

white power?

[Msony1]

I'm sorry, that wasn't my comment, but no, I'm Asian =)

Once again, sorry.

[meanwiddlekid]

Solly?

[ilikestruffles]

that's completely stupid

[kaadauwgg]

Talentless negroid???Boy the KKK has come along way ;have you ever seen a movie by Eddie Murphy(pron.murfaye);there's reason for his success the,man is doing well;neegroid is spelled w/ one E so that means you can't spell.

[kaadauwgg]

YouTUBE wouldn't be the YouTube without GOOD & BAD video. You never know what your going to see or if your going to be able to see it.The anticipation&frustration of sh***y video LETS YOU KNOW YOUR-ALIVVVVVVEE!!Quit hatin'.You wanna' hate,..hate on the me;;or the searching for Eddie Murphy w/tranny Google person,I'm not gona Google that,but I see someone did. STTTOPPP HATTTIN''''

[geezerbill]

Oh great, another Youtube clip made from pointing the camera at the TV. Folks, if you can't operate a DVD ripper, don't bother.

[braksator]

While I agree it's annoying - I also think it creates more of a grey area in terms of copyright... the guy is actually creating original content by using his video camera. If he is filming what is happening in his life, then the fact that he is immersed in an environment with copyright content is not really his problem now is it...

I'm not a lawyer.

[geezerbill]

Hmm, good point. Don't know if it holds though.

[IryshGyrl]

He sucks, if it weren't for swear words, this talentless neegroid wouldn't be anywhere

[geezerbill]

The tragic irony is that in this same performance, Murphy talks about how stupid the "nothing but swearing" accusations are.

Oh and by the way, the "talentless neegroid" (neither of which are actual words) had already long made a name for himself on Saturday Night Live. Care to list any of the skits where he used swearing? Get a clue.

[braksator]

except SNL wasn't funny

[12lfme12]

$300,000,070 lmfao!!!

[starwarsrebel2006]

Johnny Carson was, and always will be, the King of Comedy. First class all the way. I remember my childhood when the whole family would gather around the TV to watch Carson. Good times. I wouldn't let my kids watch this, or any of the other trash, that these wannabe comedians put on today.

[EscobarSouth]

You are well aware of that show was made in the eighties right?

And that aint humor, thats just facts.

[battlehappy]

Now, twenty-something years past this show, after everything that has been said and done, EDDY'S wife has raised --what-- four children? Well, I'd say that after all that, not to mention the tranny hooker and whatever emotional abuse he put her through, I'd say her troubles were worth AT LEAST 10 million. Without blinking an eye.

[garzaeduardo]

damn,batlle,u sure are easy with the money,here,babe,have 10 million and see u later.right now,where u are,if the bitch asked u for 24 dollars ud shit ur pants.

[eastsackevster]

young young ed, hard to come to terms that pussy is the most expensive thing in the world. its what men have fought and died for 1000's for. its why men take over other countries, to make more money, for more pussy. Ed understand it all now as an older man i bet. just cant win haha.

well stay away is the only way to win, why cant men do that? cuz thats how God made men

[Arlenbr]

I want to see that W-2. The IRS must have been stunned. That's all she did?

[Blackened619]

"Gonn do this to ME that's right to ME you know what you know what I should..............HALF!....I­'LL TAKE HALF HIS SHIT!!"

[sherryquilts]

Funny old Eddie stuff. Hey, if you could get $300 million for doing a donkey voice, wouldn't you do it? Smart move on his part! LOL

[newman20072008]

$300 million dollar fuck?????? i just had a orgasm thinking about it  lol

[CrazedPeeling]

"i made 70 dollars...put that with the rest...now we have 370 million dollars"

that always makes me laugh...

[meanwiddlekid]

This was when Eddie was funny. Now he's "Let me do a donkey voice for 20 minutes and pay ME the $300 million".

[QUANTUMLORD18]

meanwiddlekid .... Yeah, but Eddie don't care, because ( wait for it! ) he's: Heeeee - Haaaaaing, all the way to the BANK!!! ( drummerman, cue: drumroll, rimshot and cymbalcrash! ).

[Sirwastealot]

swing and a miss

[Doumbeck]

VERY FUNNY...And he says it like it is..

[santapilot]

Meanwhile, recently BOTH Eddie and Chris have been busted and "fined heavily" for spawning out of wedlock kids with other chicks! Obviously, they should have taken their own standup comedy advice! Easy to say, but not so easy to do, huh, guys?

[mcgurkryans]

Some eerie similiarities with Chris Rock's "OJ, I understand!" bit.

[GeneDexter]

Goonie Goo Goo.

Insane. Raw was the best thing he ever did.

[sub54u]

you fill out forms and asks what you do for a living you say i fuck my husband. classic

[melvidmom]

shut up and take care of your children you concieve don't wanna take responsibilty keep the dick in the pants and make a hit every once in awhile

[tubetoyoulater]

now we have 300 millian and 70 dollars. lol

[screwuguysgoinghome]

tell those hookers whats up eddie!

[262144]

You be on the cover on the Enquirer like this. LMAO!

[IAWINDTALKER]

i like it when he says HALF!

[dunskie]

The King.