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  • was this filmed with a tomato?

  • Its so stupid that everyone says those things about Chuck Norris that hes awesome he not awesome at all I just let him come to my house and let him smash my head into my keyboghsdkghsdgsdhgjhsdgjsfhgh­fgjhsfghfgjsdghsgfjh

  • Chuck Norris' childhood toy was called "Chucky"...

  • Chuck Norris is a Hunter if youre watch WOW Commercial

  • Comment hacked by Chuck Norris.

  • Youv'e been Chuck Norrissed

  • MEN Chuck Norris is not GOD!!! If he was, he come to my house and bang my head realy hard on the keyboarhgjreh;kwvjhsjmslnhslpg­cukudvfhmn;ovok,scd;muxckmsnlv­didujsk;d,hdljugsdkhcc,^vaìgml­ghdmfgcjsdkhnb ath;vmgj,sd,cl

  • I'd love to have seen Norris in the UFC! Maybe put him against Randy Couture. :)

  • In soviet russia chuck norris still kicks your ass

  • Chuck Norris is the man...cause his first name is CHUCK and his second name is NORRIS

  • They tried to make Chuck Noriss Toilet Paper, but he wouldn´t take shit from anybody!

    

  • @Teszchk Chuck Norris invented racism, right after Mr. T defeated him in a game of pong.

  • @bbqchampion chuck norris can clog a toilet with his piss

  • talk is not cheap: talk is nothing - just waving air by some sounds

  • 10-8 round for Chuck Norris.

  • not even GSP can handle Chuck Norris´s Riddum

  • let us not forget Chuckie trained with Bruce

  • Chuck Norris pissed in a semi-truck's gas can as a joke, that semi is now known as optimus prime

  • @flexdaddyj lol never heard that one.good job

  • Chuck norris went easy on thoose guys

  • insert your unorigional chuck norris joke here

  • Chuck norris kicks your ass, but in soviet russia... well he still kicks your ass

  • chuck norris played in star wars... he was the force

  • @Team4tressfan FAIL FAG ! Stop stealing other ppls coments you thumbs up slut !

  • rip macho man randy savage

  • Chuck Norris is gay

  • @gekiryudojo no bruce lee is and you are to

  • @gekiryudojo u are fag

  • @gekiryudojo your you are gay gay chuck norris are the best

  • @MegaDigson Gay answer you mean. IS the best but he is not because he is Gay

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  • It actually does look a little bit lik he says "I'll rip your balls off"...

  • wooooooow this was my walkout music to my first amateur fight.... 0_O

  • Chuck Norris no necesita cortinas. Nadie se atreve a mirar por las ventanas de su casa.

  • wwe e melhor mas em feito lutador de filme queria ver contra o gracie

  • Stop feeding him noobs :C

  • listen to the chuck norris song while watching this

  • lol he's fighting Macho Man

  • the dude shouldve died after that one punch

  • song?!!?!!?!?

  • @chrish847

    Ruff Ryders anthem

    DMX

  • @lkadslla thanks!

  • @chrish847

    Anytime

  • @chrish847 DMX Ruff ryders anthem

  • @chrish847 DMX - Ruff Rider Anthem )

  • @chrish847 DMX- ruff ryders anthem

  • @chrish847 DMX - Ruff Ryders' Anthem

  • @chrish847 Thats how rough riders roll dmx

  • @chrish847 DMX ruff ryders anthem

  • @chrish847 DMX- Ruff Ryders!

  • Nice fighting.

  • song plzzz????

  • chuck norris style ^^

  • chuck's punching bag.

  • the power of norris is notorious he kickeda guy and he did a summersault imagine what he coulda did in the ufc .......

  • Roughriders.

  • the snake dosent bite chuck norris chuck norris bite the snake

  • whats the song?

  • it would take 3 sec for a roundhouse kick

  • Chuck Norris is a mythical super hero.

  • is it real REAL REAL

  • @chrish847 no its from Walker Texas Ranger the TV show

  • Is that Macho Man?

  • afterwards chuck lidell brock lesner and rampage jacksan quit to join the world series of tetris

  • he actually is a judo black belt and trained jujitsu with the gracie's. It's strange that people think he is just a karate fighter or that he is only an actor and couldnt actually fight

  • @sleepwalker235 he couldnt fight cos he allows you to lose.

  • @sleepwalker235 okay i dont get where you get your information, marijuana possibly? he's a brown belt in BJJ under the Machado family.

  • @TysonJMoch He writes about his experience with the gracie's in his autobiography. I think he talks about the Machado's as well, but wow, dont be so negative, LOL

  • @sleepwalker235 Chuck Norris was the undisputed Karate Champion from the late 60s to early 70s. He is the real deal. People joke about how tough he is but the irony is he really is that good.

  • this cant be real right? he never to mma right?

  • @Nick718BkLyN thats not being a troll thats stating actual facts, he had a very impressive fight record only losing about 10 times in his career.

  • I am a Chuck Norris fan but Macho Man is no MMA fighter. His all show and no fight. You do know his from WWE right?

  • @Nick718BkLyN And who may I ask was a somebody back then? Hulk Hogan? be serious kid stop trolling.

  • @Nick718BkLyN You do know Chuck was an actually national champion right?

  • @yachk Thanks

  • @Nick718BkLyN Um... what? Both Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee are real fighters. This video RIGHT here is pretty much a good summary of how ass-kicking he is. See, MMA/UFC/etc. fights aren't fake like WWE fights. He knows many styles and he could kick every user who has commented on this's ass. Maybe even all of everyone on YouTube. Same for Bruce. And yes, Chuck jokes are overused. BUT, they started for a reason.

  • Bruce Lee was better

  • @UpDaDubs34 Chuck will destroy him and after that he will come after you so u better whatch ur back punk

  • @TheAshMartinBrand Honestly though Bruce Lee was better than Chuck plain and simple, but Chuck is still excellent one of the MA greats

  • PFFFT

  • ufc - unworthy for chuck

  • THIS IS REAL STUPID

  • RIP Randy Savage

  • This isn't the real Chuck Norris. When he punches; I can see his fists moving.

  • Is that randy savage???? (the second dude)

  • chuck norris isnt a name anymore its a title and im aiming to get it one day

  • @cedricgabionza  well u cant buddy

  • this is the dumbest thing i ever watched but its also fucking hilarious

  • @quaabhunter This is the dumbest comment I have ever read, but it's also fucking hilarious... NOT

  • @Stalker0090 shut up foo

  • @quaabhunter U mad?

  • @Stalker0090 Hell nah broseph

  • @quaabhunter Oh really?

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  • HOLY SHIT... I THOUGHT IT WAS A MYTH... THE DEADLIEST  OF ALL WARRIORS CHUCK NORRIS IS REAL?????

  • @imagamer4life 6time word karate champion...

  • @imagamer4life arnold has nothing on him then again chuck never had nothing on bruce :3

  • loll that was fuckin hilarious!!

  • fuck cain vaspanic cunt fuck brock lesnar, chuck norris fought a bear n one, if u dont believe me ITS ON VIDEO

  • @deadslutbluewater bet cain and brock would fuck you up in less than a second though, get off chucks nutz bro

  • @The702BoxingProdigy ummmm like heeps sick fo shiz u da man ur heeps cool, how did u know the ufc heavy weight champion could beat me in a fight? ur so good u should use ur talents to fight crime

    way to ruin the mood

  • @deadslutbluewater heeps shiz? lol

  • what is that song?????????

  • @luisisnotblack Ruff Ryders Anthem - DMX

  • @bodeyez thx

  • @luisisnotblack u stupid

  • @imahatter666

    lol 

  • ha ha are the oponent's gay? -all fake!

  • is that frank shamrock at the end? must be pretty old seeing as frank looks young in the video.

  • song?????

  • nwahahaha i like Chuck Norris Jokes... Manny Pacquiao worship Chuck Norris...

  • zomg lol

  • Today is Chuck Norris 71st birthday :)

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  • chuck norris can load 3 shotgun shells into a double barrel shotgun!!!!!!!

  • he does karate, and yes there is choke holds and submissions in alot of modern forms of karate, with a blend af the best of all techniques! from all forms. It isnt just about the 1 punch kill!

  • @Focusmanz All chokes and joint locks I've ever seen from Karate, when demonstrated, have been prefaced by: "Okay now hold still..."

  • Chuck Norris is the strongest in the universe!!!

  • @BliindSniip3R i have to disagree, it would have lasted AT LEAST five seconds, maybe less

  • @BliindSniip3R the kill was at 0 and the rest was the guy dieing

  • Chuck trains Jiu Jitsu with the Machado family .

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  • Chuck Norris is surely a badass, but he was a Karate champion, and did not do MMA.

  • @Chumandoo3 But I just saw an armbar and a weird ass triangle choke. Do Karate champions do BJJ?

  • Norris has nothing on Red Foreman. Once that foot is up your ass, there's no turning back.

  • The most impressive thing is his hairpiece...it doesn't budge

  • BTW, before anyone replies with Bruce Lee obviously #1, I completely agree, I am just not including him in "that generation" because of how early he died.

  • Chuck Norris sucks.

  • Girls please stop your bitching.... Chuck was king in his time, like Tyson was king in his time, there will be a time in the future where people will be saying Brock couldn't fight.

  • @petefowlerfsmailnet

    LOL

    brock lesnar haha imba shit right there

  • @petefowlerfsmailnet hahahahahahaha your comparing chuck norris to mike tyson? some people on this youtube make me laugh

  • I used to bully Chuck back in high school.

  • Chuck norris is dog shit compared to bruce lee and jackie chan.

  • what happens if you put a penis in between two chuck norris's

  • is this a movie? what movie is this?

  • lol what kind of choke was that? hahahah some kind of chuck norris triangle choke hahaha

  • DMX > chuck norris

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  • Chuck Norris wrote a thousand page book in 1 hour

  • lol thats totally not wut they said lol

  • (put number of dislikes here) mixed martial artists were defeated by Chuck Norris...at the same time.

  • spider man defeat that guy faster jajaja

  • @edgrano That's because The Chuck likes to play with his food.

  • chuck norris lost to bruce kee

  • .....is he raping macho man?

  • PRIDE RULES :)

  • chuck has gang affiliations

  • I thought he was an actor. Bruce Lee beat him haha.

    

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  • chuck norris's daughter lost her v card.. chuck norris got it back.

  • 286 mixed martial artists were defeated by Chuck Norris...at the same time

  • 2nd fighter is Billy Mays.

  • Chuck Norris can box Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali out.... without using his hands.

  • CHUCK NORRIS "thats it"

  • these documentaries are very educational

  • Chuck Norris vs Billy Maze on crack.

    Sweet...

  • Black Dynamite kicks Chuck in the pussy!

  • if you have 5 bucks and chuck norris has 5 bucks,he has more than you

  • lol, that choke at 3:07 isn't even a real choke..

  • @catseatingclouds its called a triangle choke, and is extremely effective.

  • @StandoffMediia uh, no it's not, buddy. i know what a triangle choke is. it's a reverse one, yes. but the angle of the actual leg doing the choke is wrong. i know it's just a tv show, but, yeah.

  • NIGER NIGER LOL CHUCK NORRIS IS WHITE

  • HE PULLED AN ARM BAR AND GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE WITH THE SAME ARM LMFAO!

  • chuck will whip your ass

  • this guy's a fag, watch real mma not movies

  • Best Choreography of any MMA, ever. When I found this video I must have watched it 100 times. This video is right up there with the Rocky movie series fight scenes!

  • Tang Soo Do!

  • chuck norris is 100 % good in mma

  • Who was the choreographer ?