What a woman wants That Mitchell and Webb Look

[bobdy9988]

I wish I could hire this guy to walk about with me all the time

[christschinwon]

I chatted to a girl on the net for a few weeks getting nowhere & decided to act a bit more like this. Once I threw in a bitch here & fat there, I had her in my bed. I actually wanted to get to know her in a romantic way but she only wanted to fuck!!!

[Howlciver]

lol at the spit.

[Craxblorg]

This demonstrates the difference between a woman and a girl- in a very funny way. Well, Mitchell and Webb are always funny.

[elsmosam]

why do so many women go for men who are complete bastards its reli sad :(

[elameye]

@elsmosam It's like the guy said, it's a self-esteem thing. People get older, become more secure, and start realizing they deserve better.

[TheConnorian]

@elsmosam Chemical reaction in the brain which causes them to be attracted to arseholes, its psychology but who cares eh? they get to enjoy being: beaten, shouted at and generally abused. In my opinion, as harsh as this may sound, if they can't tell when theres someone who actually cares for them around they aren't worth that person one bit.

[elsmosam]

@TheConnorian tht sucks lol i think its just girls with low self esteem. U make a decent point dude girls who like nice guys are very rare if not extinct in my experience so ur right why bother it only causes u stress and misery lol.

[nedmadstone91]

What does she say after at 1:29?



[Smithpolly]

@nedmadstone91 Out where?

[lansdowne10]

@nedmadstone91 She says ' Out where' .

[yolei36]

Am I the only one who thinks that look almost suits David?

[Aamuilma]

This skit is brilliant. But I can't believe how many sexist idiots there are out there. Saying that women like being treated like crap is like saying that all men are violent rapist. You can't make these generalizations. Yes some women with self esteem issues respond well to abusive behavior, many times because they're used to physical and/or mental abuse since childhood. Also, people complaining about women being shallow tend to be really shallow themselves and only go for the model type...

[wachiinn]

@Aamuilma yeah, your logic fails when you assume only SOME women have self esteem issues and not almost all of them

[tdkzero]

Looks like your average swindon girl right there...

[moshpotpaul]

The... Terrifying thing... Is that in many cases this is true.

Note: I said many cases, not all or even most.

[turbonetttt]

who is the character with the red mantle?

[AnasTangi]

@turbonetttt David Mitchell - I advice you to watch "Peep Show"

[billtyfish]

@turbonetttt Cyrano de Bergerac, there is quite a famous play about him. He is a great warrior and poet and everyone respects him and he wants to find love but he has a big nose and women don't find him attractive. He has this mate who is really handsome but really stupid and they are both in love with the same woman. This is parodying a famous scene in the play where his mate is talking to the girl and he is hiding behind a bush telling him what to say.

[jakep1979]

women like the badboys!!! they tell you they like to be treated like a lady but when you do that they walk all over you and run back to the ex who treated them like shit!!! you know its true ladies!!!!

[AnasTangi]

@jakep1979 Amen.

[queenofwrld13]

@jakep1979 That's stupid. And false. My boyfriends treats me like an equal & I'd dump him if he didn't. It's a matter of self-respect.

[TheConnorian]

@queenofwrld13 Its not false, but it is a matter of self respect and its great to hear that there are people like you out there however a lot of girls don't have the level of self respect that they should, then again a lot of boys don't either, I've seen plenty with straight down bitches. Sometime I just wonder how the hell we became the dominant species.

[queenofwrld13]

@TheConnorian I was saying not ALL girls go for "bad boys." I know tons of women who think that's a total turn off. It is definitely a matter of self respect though, regardless of gender, I agree.

[jakep1979]

@queenofwrld13 equal doesn't exist, there is no such thing someone always has more power.

[queenofwrld13]

@jakep1979 So you don't have any relationships where the "power" is equal? Where you discuss what is bothering you and don't assume you or they are more important?

[jakep1979]

@queenofwrld13 you are delusional if you think power is equal! the very definition of power is having more then the other person that's is how you judge power.

There is no such thing as equality, its just a term use woman use to gain more power for men during a relationship and then they wonder why they aren't happy in a relationship where they are in charge!

[queenofwrld13]

@jakep1979 You are a sad person.

[jakep1979]

@queenofwrld13 actually those who don't accept reality tend to mirror their own sediments onto others.

[queenofwrld13]

@jakep1979 MY MATTER THAT SETTLES TO THE BOTTOM OF LIQUID IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. I need to stop arguing with youtubers. I assume you mean "sentiment."

[LizaLips1]

Chill out. It's just one female character being a dick. If you generalise because of one comedy sketch then it's you that's the problem.

[DiamondbackCobra]

I cannot objectify or belittle, therefore, I am eternally cursed to be "the friend."

Ah, well. I can be content in loving the idea of love, rather than living with the disappointment of it.

[TheThinkingDead]

@DiamondbackCobra My sentiments exactly

[InternetManable]

I know this incredible girl in real life, and her previous boyfriends treated her like this for real, but in a cruel way. Calling her fat and a whore and ugly, but meaning it and really hurting her feelings. Why do girls respond to such cruel treatment!?

[ColostomyCake]

@InternetManable because they love it

[FimaWWW]

@InternetManable

because only a real man would allow himself to act like that...

[BGKO1992]

i really need this guy in my life...

[xxtabularasaxx25]

haha i want mitchell to always look like that.

[scaryninja1693]

Even when she's dressed as a chav. I still would. Oh no that type of comment should really be beneath me....I'm sad now.

[androwbmx]

haha I tried this, I just got a slap and a kick in the balls for my troubles =/

[DeAztec62]

lol david mitchell ass slap

[MajBlood]

It is true, women love abuse. 

[ReyyanK]

This is epic, truly

[rolshharris]

Love Davids nose

[smellyduke]

the nose...

[ConanCnutKicker]

'you need it, you ugly cow !' fucking rofl !!!!

[explodingplant2]

David is so CUTE at 2:54.

[Mochme]

LOL! its so true chicks dig the biggest wankers

[gradgurl2007]

@Mochme - Oh that's not a generalization at all.

[MrWarrenLO]

@gradgurl2007

*sigh*

[freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez]

David is priceless at the end...xD

[fro7k]

I like dirty girls.

[dchris1990]

women...have changed since the 16th century

[scaryninja1693]

@dchris1990 Lol, have you not adjusted since then? ;)

[CCNuck]

BAHA! Cyrano de Bergerac! Good golly I love these guys.

I love you, Mitchell and Webb. I love the idea that one-night-stand is kinda icky and taking advantage of a woman with self-esteem issues is crap and that if someone's okay with being called nasty things n' such you might not like them very much anyway.

With this and the women-sort-yourself-out commercials, I love how kind of fantastically feminist these guys are. *squeezes*

[nellautumngirl]

@CCNuck

agreed, it's so attractive when men have morals

[bleachisbest]

@CCNuck fuck off cunt muffin

[The1stPoster]

@CCNuck No you misunderstood. They intended to show an accurate portrayal of women.

[scalbard]

@CCNuck I honestly can't tell if you're making a joke about how anti-feminist they are or if you genuinely believe they are

[jhohcable]

This guy's really good with broads.

[rlinfinity]

Seriously yeah this is how you have to treat women. When you act like you worship them they take you for granted. Treat em like they're a mere diversion that you might lose interest in, fast.

[rasputozen]

I think mitchell is really charming in this one. He's like this grown up kid that just discovered all these secrets and wants to share them with everyone lol

[rasputozen]

absolutely brilliant!!

[CaptainAntlers]

This is why it must be great to be British, all the niggers in Britain are White so you can make fun of niggers without being called a racist.

[wilkinson1291]

@CaptainAntlers wow thats absolutely right. saying the word nigger is a part of the modern British vocabulary. just today i didn't tidy my room and my mums response was "stop being such a fucking nigger and get on with your jobs or won't get your pocket money". next time your in Britain i would recommend saying nigger as much as possible, it's just one of those words that makes people like you more. "i'll have a coke please nigger..."

[macnos]

@wilkinson1291 You're absolutely right. People will really appreciate that, especially if they're black lol.

[foxofthenight]

@CaptainAntlers wow what a brave cunt you are

[soooyeahhh]

@CaptainAntlers

...where did that idea come from?

You know what, never mind, come to britain and try it out...

but the consequent broken jaw will probably mean that your only means of communicating with others will be through trollin' youtube comments... thus leading to more people giving you sarcastic advice...it's a vicious cirsle and I can't wait to watch.

[SirBanuTheFourth]

This is my favourite sketch. Love the coke at the end!

[karrado4]

Ha! This is funny and depressing all in one.

[wtfbollos]

..and so, ze dance begins..

[KrillinGoku]

Seriously, this is how you get women.

[wtfbollos]

absolutely brilliant! these two are possibly the funniest comedy actors/comedians this country ever produced..these guys are in a league of their own!