George Takei as Darth Vader - *PARODY* Calling Out Arkansas School Board Member

[UncleSam259]

<3 rove - great timing

[shunos]

That's a great laugh :D

[DrSkullCrusher]

Vader Takei: You are, a douche bag.

Lea: I dont know what you're talking about, Im the member of the Imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderan.

Vader Takei: Thats right, a douche bag.

[GMD752]

A douchbag :) :):):):):):).  8===D~~~

[ShakenVodka]

hilarious but where does the laugh comes from ??

[blujay1524]

For all his faults, Darth Vader really cares about the gay community

[Idazmi7]

@blujay1524 Is that actually an improvement? Those people can't keep their penis out of their dialague.

[DrakeDraco2000]

Wait... how is he breathing while talking? O.o

[ZeroPunk45Sktr]

Oh man this shit is hilarious!

[wally4410]

I'm w Kurt... Be who you are and shut up about it. U don't want religion shoved down your throat, then stop trying to shove your wieners in theirs. We get it already, you're quir n you're here. Congrats

[BenjaminWirtz]

Darth Vader will give you AIDS and you will die.

[Maxaxle]

Hilariously weird.

[TSALAGI1839]

I love ya George but, STICK A SOCK IN IT !

[420simpson]

as a huge star wars fan, i am confused. people in the original star wars dont really believe in the force, as this guy who gets choked by it. but jedis were a well known reality in the new movies. i get they were mostly killed off, but we are only talking 1 generation. luke is born basically when most jedis are killed. so anyone above the age of 20 would have eye witness accounts of jedi, yet 20 years in the future it is called an ancient religion?

[3089280288]

@420simpson Time is not the same on every planet.

[Maxaxle]

@420simpson 1. Jedi and Sith have been around for ages. The origins are indeed ancient.

2. "anyone above the age of 20" If it isn't obvious, Obi Wan is really old when we first see him in Episode 4. It's probably safe to assume that a decade or two is between Episode 3 and Episode 4.

[UncleMikeNJ]

Don't call him "Tiny."

[MrKurt1962]

Parodies are great, but when they're used to promote a pro-homosexual agenda, it's not so funny anymore. And as for the 'bullying" remark he makes at the beginning of the video....are you freaking kidding me? This LGBT agenda thing is forced fed down our kids throats by our failed public schools even at the Kindergarten level which is just plain SICK! Who's "bullying" who Mr. Takei?

[Chibicho]

@MrKurt1962

That's so takei!

[MutineerProductions]

@MrKurt1962 Wedding photos. Talking about your wife at the office. Having your lunch hour with your husband. Holding hands on the street. A stolen kiss in the rain. Visiting your spouse in the hospital. Who is forcing what down whose throats, Mr. Kurt? This is why there is no "straight pride" parade. It happens every day. You don't need to fight for your rights, because you already have them. I may be straight, but I'm not narrow...but you will always be a total douchebag.

[TheWolverine4life]

@MutineerProductions I'm sure Mr.Kurt has some tendencies he's ashamed of. Most of the really loud homophones usually do.

[Charmolution]

@MrKurt1962

"Who's "bullying" who Mr. Takei?"

Going by this post, you are bullying him. For being gay. Which is exactly what this "pro-homosexual agenda" is trying to avoid.

[kiwimac]

@MrKurt1962 Oh, of course, pity you are completely wrong.

[APlayOfHopesAndFears]

I would watch all 6 movies dubbed this way!

[Drumboy168]

DAMMIT TAKEI! How are you similar to Goku?

[capcomfan2010]

Now if only the entire movie was like that!

[chichiboypumpi]

george the gay

[taffysaur]

a douchebag! ah-ah-ahah-ah-ahah-ah...

she's a wonderful, dear lady.

[Usayasha]

Oh my...

[1968DartS6]

this could of a used few "hellows [hello's]" from family guy.

hhahhaha

[mikesbaron]

this is the gayest and stupidest parody ever.

[Idazmi7]

@mikesbaron And using the gayest and stupidist voice too.

[freeman922011]

what kind of laugh is that?

[AvengerII]

@freeman922011

It's a very creepy yet funny laugh.

Honestly, as generally dumb as this parody was -- "Vader Sessions" with audio replacement from other James Earl Jones movies is much better -- I have to admit to chuckling after hearing his laugh every time.

Fake or not, it is uniquely gay! LOL

[theemrpoint123]

If only the Star Wars movies were comedies...

[JediTreki]

Aye aye sir, warp 3. lol

[Idazmi7]

That laugh sucks. (probably literally)

[Hazy992]

Ahahaha! Oh myyy!

[hildegain]

"Vader, release him!" "Aye aye sir! Warp 3! Hhehehehe" Lol this new Vader is the main character of his own movie XD

[SamaraTheJusticar]

YOU GOOD SIR ARE A LEGEND AMONG DOUCHEBAGS :D

[jmm1233]

i love his giggle

[timusukotto]

'I sincerely hope you give each other AIDS and die.'

'Yes sir.'

[calebkw]

Vader Release him!

- Aye aye sir, Warp 3, eh hehehehehehe

[coprophiliackiwi]

In other words there is a lot of shit there. Classic Sulu.

[recowa]

Darth sulu is Epic lol

[dualcity]

Es un video genial, bien por George Takei

[WiiMan25]

George Takei: With a voice like that, he's the Asian Morgan Freeman.

[gypsonian1]

Trollville in space!

[TheBiAtheist]

If only Darth Vader really laughed like that.

[samsherbert]

ohh myyy

[ArkhanNightman]

Oh my. Darth Sulu is such a hilarious troll.

[LieutenantEO]

Never watch a George takai video when drinking milk

[ballebanan]

Every time I watch episode IV now and this scene comes up, I expect the Takei version. :D

[yababy]

LUKE....YOU ARE A DEUCHE BAG!

[AtheistActivist]

Where is "you are made of stupid"

[bassplayerzim]

31 people are douchebags

[LesKern]

I want my 3:31 back... somehow.

[mousealchemist]

The darkside has cookies

[GamleErik100]

God, I shouldn't be watching this at work, I have to staple my mouth shut no to go "TROLOLOLOROLMAOHAHAHAHA!

[DiscordChaos]

So the Rebel Alliance...was actually an anti-LGBT movement?

[TheMroberts88]

@DiscordChaos I was thinking pro in the beginning. Definitely throws my thoughts on the alliance into confusion. However, it explains why I like the empire.

[DiscordChaos]

@TheMroberts88 I know! My long-time cherished beliefs are being shaken. :))

[yakurimoe]

I wanna watch Star Wars with Takei's voice now!

[KeithKVH]

0:42 We are going to be... married!

O.o

0:56 Total douchebag. Eheheheheheh... Naked time.

O.O

I will never see this scene the same way again...

[sephservant]

I can only suspect you have some...issues to work out. XDDD

[EmpireLS56KW]

aids and die WHAT THE FUCK LOL rent boy LOL

[andrewsfsd]

I've never before noticed how Vader puts his hand on his hip and perches (1:15). It took watching it with George Takei saying "that's correct" to make it pop out.

[Nagneto]

Not bad, but not ROFL funny.

[Derry266]

PMSL that is class!

[g3t83nt]

If calling someone a douchebag is all it takes to become Darth Vader, then I'm like Darth Vader times a million.

[CopyRezo36]

Darth Sulu, only you could be so bold.

-That is correct.

[DSNightwalker]

so wrong

D, ,

[ValforWing]

i live in arkansas......and i want to kick this board member's ass....he's a douce bag

[Cyclonus84]

 Man this is great 5/5.

[VincarusTheDarkKing]

.......he sounds like a storm trooper...

[icepick2020]

11 people have terrible musculature

[LordVolgon]

8 people dont understand comedy

[Bartman954]

Star Wars+A Star Trek actor=LOLS

[Bartman954]

Would this be Mirror Sulu?

[chald627]

I sincerely hope you give each other aids and die.

[retrogamerist]

@chald627 what?

[ShinobiGarth]

LMFAO!!! you need to do more, provided you have lots of other Takei sound bytes to choose from (preferably more recent than Trek)

[Saethchan]

Oh god the laugh, it kills me. XD

[Katsuhisa777]

Aye aye sir, warp three. EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

[SAsgarters]

Got to love that laugh. :D

[RicePigeon]

No person, whatever their religious beliefs, should ever wish death upon the dark side. You are always going to be a total douchebag! EHEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

[AnotherSchmoe]

EhEHEHEHEheEHEHEeeeh.

[kittykat14o]

ehehehehe....Naked time lol

[CopyRezo36]

No one should ever wish death upon the dark side.

[sayacookies]

EEEHHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

[TheStarTreker]

What the world would be like without the 2 greatest Sci-Fi space adventures ever, Star Trek and Star Wars! Go Sulu and Darth Vader!

[Inferno41]

The whole of human evolution has led to this video. EH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

[loneotaku]

Holy crap, It's DARTH SULU!!

[CptnMoosingle]

Hmm, who new Darth Vader was gay. Well, you learn something new everyday.

[HerrShaun]

"I sincerely hope you give each other AIDS and die... in other words, there's a lot of shit there. EH HEH EH HEH EH HEH EH HEH EH HEH"

"Yes sir."

ROFL

[greensolstice1]

1:29

[sidwerd1hater]

I am a senator in a diplomatic mission to Alderaan!

-That's right! A douchebag!

[N0hN4me]

@sidwerd1hater That's exactly what I was thinking!

[MrAwesome8617]

@sidwerd1hater ahahahhahahahaha

[TheDustyWilk]

this is one of the greatest things in the history of ever

[nibiru250]

ROFLOL, EPIC!!!!

[rickybiggame48]

"You are always going to be a total douche bag".  If only this was a line by darth vader in any or all of the actual star wars movies. lol.

[hybridnation]

EH HEH EH HEH EH HEH

[DucklingShakespeare]

This is freakin' awesome his lauhgs are epic :D

[wackstar939]

this is hilarious

[ThatShyKid]

This is totally awesome

[theunraveler]

lol

[Waeweas]

ROFL