HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY MEXICANS ARE MENTALLY ILL IN THE BRAIN LOLOLOL
Yea, a less than intelligent decision to get under a non sturdy wooden board, then trust an object would come flying at it with velocity of 60 + mph and not break right through it, let alone trust that they would even get accurately get ramp instead of taking your head right off. But I heard laughing at the end so, I'm sure the crowd got exactly what they wanted!
wtf, that bike has to weigh at least 350 lbs, that means best case it could ever be is 350 on top of you, add in the speed and do the math with the angles.......its was in the 1000's of lbs, wtf.
@muska656 It's "just BECAUSE", moron! Asshole, you can't spell for shit. Go back to school. I'm sure the government will pay for it since you are probably poor as hell. Better luck next time.
@ducatiracer555 Wow, I just made your day didn't I you accually got to do something with your life you poor little wet back thats sad! By the way I'm not poor.
@muska656 I am not a wet back, mother fucker. Commenting on youtube only takes me seconds. I'm sure you spend hours thinking about your next useless post. By the way, did you even go to school or was that NOT an option in your trailer park? Do your family a HUGE favor and hang yourself ASAP. My taxes are most likely going towards your unemployment check. Need a dollar, internet tough guy?
hahahha.. Wtf?.. "sure.. i'll put a small plank on my back and let a bike hit me with 50 mph!".. What the hell ??.. hahahhaha.. I love tthe guy laughing at the end!! XD
bike weight + person + motion speed causing more downward force = You must be the incredible hulk to think you can hold all that up with just your arms rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@rahorin Actually, it's very possible. I can't explain the physics of it in 500 characters, so I'll let the video speak for itself. He was holding on well enough until the board snapped, causing the bike to move straight rather than over him, causing the back tire to force into his ribcage.
@Liberum69 our physics are wrong. at that speed and that angle, there will be much more downward force on the board than that idiot's back is capable of supporting. regardless if the board broke or not, the idiot was in for a world of hurt
@Liberum69 yes, if the board had not been broken then this probably would have worked since most of the force goes directly into the ground (because of the length/height ratio of the board and the location where the bike hits it). Let's not forget speed, there is a specific speed where this works best since you want the bike to be weightless by the time it's on top of the person. Going slower or faster makes things worse. This should be done by professionals, not idiots with wrong equipment.
Wow I also just realized, what if the bike missed, and was too far to the left by 5 or 6 inches? These people would have witnessed a decapitation. How pretty.
Darwin's law of natural selection in place here...the only thing of value lost here is the board which was broken. Hopefully the idiot human ramp and his moron friend, the rider, replaced the board which I'm guessing costs at LEAST $4.99
WHY! When the ER nurses ask this dude what happened, whats he gonna say? I got on all fours, put a 6" wide plank on my ribs, and allowed a man to drive into me at 40 MPH on a motorcycle...I thought the force of 600 lbs, hitting me at 40 miles per hour would somehow be deflected off my 130lb body... I never thought the 600 lbs would break the board, OR fold me like a sheet of toilet paper...:) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Even if the board didn't break, his back would have. It is an incredible force to basically lift a 400# motorcycle three feet with your back in a fraction of a second. That is so funny.
ha ha ha haha hahahahahahahahaahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha holy shit hahahaahahahah haha afuckin hahahah hilarious hahahahah what a dumbasss!!
LOL. Too bad he lived.
xMalfiasx 5 hours ago
i don't know why, but i pressed LIKE even though its wasn't that Funny! What is wrong with me? and the next 179? F@CK
TrainHardNeverQuiT 2 months ago
mexican speed bumps dont work
jesse333able 4 months ago
i learned never to volunteer for my family's ideas when i was three...
DirtyMexican36 5 months ago
I think I heard Laughter at the end.By the way Pedro heres your 2 Pesos.
buttmanroad 5 months ago
at least that gene pool was thinned....
tg02z71 5 months ago 3
Seriously? You can't be that fucking retarded, can you?
bblackwell2013 6 months ago
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@bblackwell2013 apparently you can.
Texasvinyl 5 months ago
Never volunteer when your all stupid spicks with a bean sized brain.
svt89 7 months ago
@svt89 its actually you're which is short for you are, is your brain smaller than a bean ?
chishandfips 4 months ago
@chishandfips Thanks tips i didnt no we was in a spelling bee contest lmao.
svt89 4 months ago
dat was hilarious... hahahah
martialartlunatic 7 months ago
hahahhahahahaha hat was gay as fck!
TheTayuco 7 months ago
WTF made this dude think he could somehow support a 300 pound or more bike?
Ub3rn00berer 7 months ago
hahahahaha fuckkk
LasT1WaRRi0R 7 months ago
there goes your ribs lol
cornishrob123 7 months ago
ha what a pussy that looked like it didnt even hurt and if he used a metal plank gaurentee it wouldve been fine
ThriftyCougar 8 months ago
@ThriftyCougar No it wouldn't, there's no way you could ever pull this off. Are you retarded too?
Texasvinyl 5 months ago
@Texasvinyl this guys a pussy just walk it off i mean seriously atleast hes better off then anne frank
ThriftyCougar 5 months ago
Natural selection at work.
sumala321 8 months ago
dumbass
glentech1 8 months ago
omg!!!!! is the bike ok
hoodify82 8 months ago
He deserves to be in big pain
Ak2670 8 months ago
Lawsuit
jaredlegomaster 8 months ago
@jaredlegomaster what lawsuit lol? that idiot happily volunteered for it.
FlightX101 8 months ago
That's at least three different kinds of stupid: Stupidius Idioticus, Stupidicus Moronicus and the final lesser known Stupidicus Bastardius.
warrenlaidler 9 months ago
thumbs up for the guy who laughed in the background xD
metalcranium07 9 months ago
Bike got wings?
mncautorepair 9 months ago
I think he needs a stronger piece of wood.
TheCrookedCrow1 9 months ago
out of all those people.no one thought that was a bad idea???: wtf
kreeperzulu4 9 months ago
"hola" me face!
mrwhatnottodo 9 months ago
must have hurt a lil bit lol
yamahademon420 9 months ago
jackass event...but the mexican version.
CaptainJetJakal 9 months ago
apparently in mexico boards are stronger than steel
KerryDoan 9 months ago
Fail
ClubbyDubby 9 months ago
he just got air off that guys back!!! holy shit!
ADSaaron 9 months ago
just wow
KentuckianaRifleman 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY MEXICANS ARE MENTALLY ILL IN THE BRAIN LOLOLOL
akaBeastMode101 9 months ago
stupidos tacos cavezos...
PAWASHUPA 9 months ago
honestly what did either the biker or the volunteer expect
serversaysMOO 9 months ago 6
LOL WOW dumbass
nativedjd 9 months ago
thats gotta be one of the stupidest things iv ever seen anyone do on youtube
vdub2433 9 months ago
Yea, a less than intelligent decision to get under a non sturdy wooden board, then trust an object would come flying at it with velocity of 60 + mph and not break right through it, let alone trust that they would even get accurately get ramp instead of taking your head right off. But I heard laughing at the end so, I'm sure the crowd got exactly what they wanted!
ajs3vid 10 months ago
press 8
Sol79Invictus 10 months ago
Thats just fucked up who wood allow them to do that shit dum asses
XxawsomenesxX 10 months ago
It's good to see Darwin is still at work. What an idiot.
akaheman72 10 months ago
lol whatta ppl trololololol
Vrublevskogo 10 months ago
what a horrible horrible idea. this really set the human race back.
scoar1 10 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
bluemotion1905 10 months ago
Just by the title alone I knew this was going to be a good video.
kendigjl 10 months ago
Tomaaaa Jegueeee kk
ulissesmeireles65 11 months ago
worst idea i ever seen!!! so dumb!! but funny..... :)
goldoche1979 11 months ago
Well, on the plus side, the bike did get some decent air.
Nyterayven 11 months ago 2
the guy laughing at the end of the video... there's always one person who finds it funny
woodynum86x 11 months ago
The best part is the guy laughing at the end of the video.
Deermansam 11 months ago
he almost lost his head their
prepuce83 11 months ago
How could they think that would work?
mengle2004 1 year ago
the guy on all 4's was better off weraing the helmet.. lmaoo
chococollodi 1 year ago
we call this natural selection.
makevelii 1 year ago
For fucks sake, dont EVER let that man breed!!!
bigkiwial 1 year ago
wtf, that bike has to weigh at least 350 lbs, that means best case it could ever be is 350 on top of you, add in the speed and do the math with the angles.......its was in the 1000's of lbs, wtf.
johnnomal 1 year ago
I thought the motorcycle was going to completely miss the ramp and plow into this guy.
DirtyDiesel29 1 year ago
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just another case of natural selection
jbsoriginality 1 year ago
lol mexicans are great for entertainment
muska656 1 year ago 32
@muska656 lmao yepp
shaunsizemore 1 year ago
@muska656 ik right
soggytoast89 10 months ago
@muska656 shut up hell up u stupid dumbass go and suck ur mothers pussy
GONZOXD97 8 months ago
@GONZOXD97 hahahahaha, you cant even spell you fucking tard. You must be a dumb spick!
muska656 8 months ago
@muska656 i know how to abbreviate u stupid asshole
GONZOXD97 8 months ago
@muska656 You CAN'T either, bitch.
ducatiracer555 8 months ago
@ducatiracer555 Buddy we both know I can spell, just cause I didn't use proper grammar doesn't mean anything! fuck face.
muska656 8 months ago
@muska656 It's "just BECAUSE", moron! Asshole, you can't spell for shit. Go back to school. I'm sure the government will pay for it since you are probably poor as hell. Better luck next time.
ducatiracer555 8 months ago
@ducatiracer555 Wow, I just made your day didn't I you accually got to do something with your life you poor little wet back thats sad! By the way I'm not poor.
muska656 8 months ago
@muska656 I am not a wet back, mother fucker. Commenting on youtube only takes me seconds. I'm sure you spend hours thinking about your next useless post. By the way, did you even go to school or was that NOT an option in your trailer park? Do your family a HUGE favor and hang yourself ASAP. My taxes are most likely going towards your unemployment check. Need a dollar, internet tough guy?
ducatiracer555 8 months ago
@ducatiracer555 HAHAHAHAHA, I more then likely make more money in a month then your whole family.
muska656 8 months ago
@muska656 Yeah, OK. Keep dreaming.
ducatiracer555 8 months ago
@ducatiracer555 Don't worry son, I'm not dreaming! Your dreams are my reality, so grow up and don't hate.
muska656 8 months ago
@muska656 and u cant even spell retard fucking idiot hahaha
GONZOXD97 8 months ago
@GONZOXD97 i wrote tard for a reason cunt!
muska656 8 months ago
@muska656 oh yeah whatever u say haha :D
GONZOXD97 8 months ago
hahaha...
19delta84revolver 1 year ago
There are no words to describe how stupid that is!
mrdjbrand 1 year ago
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@mrdjbrand ''There are no words to describe how stupid that is!''
Except for the words you just used. They pretty much sum it up! :)
psford1 1 year ago
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What a strange thing to do. Bizzare, really bizarre.
tubbybasset 1 year ago
What a strange thing to do. Bizzare, really bizarre.
tubbybasset 1 year ago
stupid
wingersx 1 year ago
hhahaha wow.
REGALBOY82 1 year ago
fukin dumb kunt dawg.
169football169 1 year ago
MEXICANS. Enough said.
ryansisthebest 1 year ago
the fuck? fucking spics are plain RETARDED.
bmays002 1 year ago
guy is lucky the biker didn't miss
dsmrider 1 year ago
He's just trying to commit suicide. That's all.
buntonghininga 1 year ago
What the fuck?! Are they in Mexico? Stupid Fucking Spics!
JorgianVonstein 1 year ago 2
No one tried to stop him, and at the end someone laughed.
12u34me 1 year ago
ROFL. Literally. Epic.
daqqer2k 1 year ago
it had to be in mexico... my fav video ever of stupidity. i laughed be4 it happened
Cripton805 1 year ago 27
Ho, Ho. Another candidate for a Darwin award!
mguyvig 1 year ago
OMG STILL LAUGHING....... You only seeeeee shit like this from ppl named jose martinezzz lmao
STY1ES911 1 year ago
lmao really? I could of told u that would happen.
STY1ES911 1 year ago
Ok that was just obvious T_T WTF was he thinking?
xghaf 1 year ago
who let that go on? like honestly
panamera 1 year ago
At least he jumped...and that was all he wanted.
Shukxell 1 year ago
No he's got a head-ache on top of not getting pussy
CRAZYJ10ify 1 year ago
FUCKING IDIOTS
slipknotmetalhead13 1 year ago
Maybe the new gerbil brain will be better for him.
DRTYFN 1 year ago
Was the bike ok?
thebeetalls 1 year ago 4
@thebeetalls LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL xD
TheMadachu 1 year ago
hahahha.. Wtf?.. "sure.. i'll put a small plank on my back and let a bike hit me with 50 mph!".. What the hell ??.. hahahhaha.. I love tthe guy laughing at the end!! XD
Jamzen000 1 year ago
I'm not sure whats funnier, the comments, that dude getting worked, or the guy cracking up at the end!
spavlic 1 year ago
Nice, it looks the bike didnt even crashed!
Indy7272 1 year ago
inbreds
SidewayzRB26 1 year ago
Some people are just born retarded..
snowflakesbro 1 year ago 3
lol they picked the thinnest piece of board possible
IMxYOURxDADDY 1 year ago
it's funny how the biker still managed to get air :)
lemmeluk 1 year ago
You idiot
56xray 1 year ago
WHAT A CUNT !
bigs201078 1 year ago
Gotta love the mexicans. Fucking retards stay in ur dirt whole country and kill each other off
pinherc 1 year ago
is the bike ok?
crusader584 1 year ago 3
This just might work with a bicycle. Not a motorcycle driven like a scalded chupacabra ! ..
two45triox 1 year ago
bike weight + person + motion speed causing more downward force = You must be the incredible hulk to think you can hold all that up with just your arms rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rahorin 1 year ago
@rahorin Actually, it's very possible. I can't explain the physics of it in 500 characters, so I'll let the video speak for itself. He was holding on well enough until the board snapped, causing the bike to move straight rather than over him, causing the back tire to force into his ribcage.
Liberum69 1 year ago
@Liberum69 our physics are wrong. at that speed and that angle, there will be much more downward force on the board than that idiot's back is capable of supporting. regardless if the board broke or not, the idiot was in for a world of hurt
alexrex20 1 year ago
@alexrex20 The board breaking is probably what saved him, allowing him to absorb the impact by rolling.
skeeordye 1 year ago
@Liberum69 yes, if the board had not been broken then this probably would have worked since most of the force goes directly into the ground (because of the length/height ratio of the board and the location where the bike hits it). Let's not forget speed, there is a specific speed where this works best since you want the bike to be weightless by the time it's on top of the person. Going slower or faster makes things worse. This should be done by professionals, not idiots with wrong equipment.
helgih580 1 year ago
speechless
gsblock 1 year ago
hahaha lol wat fuck wit!
graff94so 1 year ago
stupid mexicans
DexterGoneWild 1 year ago 4
he got fucked up
shaneandbrendan 1 year ago
i love it when nature cleans up the gene pool.
mbcyclery 1 year ago
i think he left some face on the ground
AutomaterMastermind 1 year ago
the motorcycle just weighs like a shit load no the boards not gonna break or probably crush someone no its total fine :)
benx56 1 year ago 3
That is the funniest god damn thing ever!!!!!
aesop5280 1 year ago
y the hell wud they thnk a 1 in board wud hold up a fuking over 200 pound bike. fukin rere. i fell bad tho at end he got like smashed in head
MrMotorider85 1 year ago
Mexican physics lesson.. Dumb chooch!
CoolLikePenguinNuts 1 year ago
Nice spinal injury.
FutureTechSpace 1 year ago
Haha americans
MegaTuputamadre 1 year ago
@MegaTuputamadre You must of not heard them speaking SPANISH. haha chicanos
jerred39 1 year ago
now thats just silly
BkBeast23 1 year ago
Lol, this is quite funny ;).
devouringone3 1 year ago
lol I love stupid people =D
Toogdheinous 1 year ago
omfg, he deserve it.
ithyphallic18 1 year ago
Shouldn't the video title be, "Never rest a motorcycle ramp on your neck?"
Purushadasa 1 year ago
That was bound to fail..
I would like to see the other part of the video.. you know.. where the biker hits the ground and does a backflip
DJRONYMIXAILOV 1 year ago
Wow I also just realized, what if the bike missed, and was too far to the left by 5 or 6 inches? These people would have witnessed a decapitation. How pretty.
stegervill1 1 year ago
Darwin's law of natural selection in place here...the only thing of value lost here is the board which was broken. Hopefully the idiot human ramp and his moron friend, the rider, replaced the board which I'm guessing costs at LEAST $4.99
stegervill1 1 year ago
Good example of why you should never underestimate the stupidity of stupid people in large groups.
Ravynwulf1 1 year ago 3
ma di coglioni ce ne sono tanti.....!!!!!
sestapiena2008 1 year ago
WHY! When the ER nurses ask this dude what happened, whats he gonna say? I got on all fours, put a 6" wide plank on my ribs, and allowed a man to drive into me at 40 MPH on a motorcycle...I thought the force of 600 lbs, hitting me at 40 miles per hour would somehow be deflected off my 130lb body... I never thought the 600 lbs would break the board, OR fold me like a sheet of toilet paper...:) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TheMethodReports09 1 year ago 82
@TheMethodReports09 Dude yours is the best reply I've ever read!!
stegervill1 1 year ago
@TheMethodReports09 thats fukin jokes
TheRealDNB 11 months ago
That was so funny i pissed myself
rgadway 1 year ago
Evolution at its greatest.
Omegatide 1 year ago 48
I bet his kids are so proud of the remaining pieces of their dad.. :)
StalkingMyself 1 year ago
FAILEDDDDDDDDDDDD
ozzyh2r 1 year ago
Really? Did they REALLY think that would work?
"Dude you got like 3 feet of air that time."
mx450r41 1 year ago
que loca la raza no mames guy tas mas pendejo que la paris hilton jajajajjajaj
cbrRida310 1 year ago
blahahahahhahahhaha sooo funny
kibilibob 1 year ago
How fucking stupid can someone get?! Retarded bastards...both of them.
19daedalus88 1 year ago
ahahahahaha stupid!!!!!
minicooperitaly 1 year ago
Even if the board didn't break, his back would have. It is an incredible force to basically lift a 400# motorcycle three feet with your back in a fraction of a second. That is so funny.
oboma8 1 year ago 2
Mon-u-MENTALly stupid.
thirteenfingers 1 year ago
something you would see on jackass
TheAteam30294 1 year ago
he hurt
JuanPapaNicolao 1 year ago
the mexican on his knees was probably offered a job getting minimum wage
PROTOpaintballer96 1 year ago
@PROTOpaintballer96 Nope! 5 bucks an hour under the table.
jasonhausmann 1 year ago
@PROTOpaintballer96 yeah, a job a lazy american wouldnt take...
VolvoForLife850 1 year ago
Idiots
krk1211 1 year ago
Hahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uhdur 1 year ago
ha ha ha haha hahahahahahahahaahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha holy shit hahahaahahahah haha afuckin hahahah hilarious hahahahah what a dumbasss!!
taggerenkei 1 year ago
Trying to win a Darwin Award, it seems.
asynaptico 1 year ago
how dumb do you have to be
hedkandi999 1 year ago
And that's how you snap your wrists...
Dichromaru 1 year ago
he got what he deserved
Sozos9038 1 year ago
@Sozos9038 how did he deserve that exactly?
mogul1265 1 year ago
broken hand ?
The0887609309 1 year ago
at 0:05 I thought come on . nobody is that idiotic!!!
Joeri59 1 year ago