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  • LOL. Too bad he lived.

  • i don't know why, but i pressed LIKE even though its wasn't that Funny! What is wrong with me? and the next 179? F@CK

  • mexican speed bumps dont work 

  • i learned never to volunteer for my family's ideas when i was three...

  • I think I heard Laughter at the end.By the way Pedro heres your 2 Pesos.

  • at least that gene pool was thinned....

  • Seriously? You can't be that fucking retarded, can you?

  • Never volunteer when your all stupid spicks with a bean sized brain.

  • @svt89 its actually you're which is short for you are, is your brain smaller than a bean ?

  • @chishandfips Thanks tips i didnt no we was in a spelling bee contest lmao.

  • dat was hilarious... hahahah

  • hahahhahahahaha hat was gay as fck!

  • WTF made this dude think he could somehow support a 300 pound or more bike?

  • hahahahaha fuckkk

  • there goes your ribs lol

  • ha what a pussy that looked like it didnt even hurt and if he used a metal plank gaurentee it wouldve been fine

  • @ThriftyCougar No it wouldn't, there's no way you could ever pull this off. Are you retarded too?

  • @Texasvinyl this guys a pussy just walk it off i mean seriously atleast hes better off then anne frank

  • Natural selection at work.

  • dumbass

  • omg!!!!! is the bike ok

  • He deserves to be in big pain

  • Lawsuit

  • @jaredlegomaster what lawsuit lol? that idiot happily volunteered for it.

  • That's at least three different kinds of stupid: Stupidius Idioticus, Stupidicus Moronicus and the final lesser known Stupidicus Bastardius.

  • thumbs up for the guy who laughed in the background xD

  • Bike got wings?

  • I think he needs a stronger piece of wood.

  • out of all those people.no one thought that was a bad idea???: wtf

  • "hola" me face!

  • must have hurt a lil bit lol

  • jackass event...but the mexican version.

  • apparently in mexico boards are stronger than steel

  • Fail

  • he just got air off that guys back!!! holy shit!

  • just wow

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY MEXICANS ARE MENTALLY ILL IN THE BRAIN LOLOLOL

  • stupidos tacos cavezos...

  • honestly what did either the biker or the volunteer expect

  • LOL WOW dumbass

  • thats gotta be one of the stupidest things iv ever seen anyone do on youtube

  • Yea, a less than intelligent decision to get under a non sturdy wooden board, then trust an object would come flying at it with velocity of 60 + mph and not break right through it, let alone trust that they would even get accurately get ramp instead of taking your head right off. But I heard laughing at the end so, I'm sure the crowd got exactly what they wanted!

  • press 8

  • Thats just fucked up who wood allow them to do that shit dum asses

  • It's good to see Darwin is still at work. What an idiot.

  • lol whatta ppl trololololol

  • what a horrible horrible idea. this really set the human race back.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Just by the title alone I knew this was going to be a good video.

  • Tomaaaa Jegueeee kk

  • worst idea i ever seen!!! so dumb!! but funny..... :)

  • Well, on the plus side, the bike did get some decent air.

  • the guy laughing at the end of the video... there's always one person who finds it funny

  • The best part is the guy laughing at the end of the video.

  • he almost lost his head their

  • How could they think that would work?

  • the guy on all 4's was better off weraing the helmet.. lmaoo

  • we call this natural selection.

  • For fucks sake, dont EVER let that man breed!!!

  • wtf, that bike has to weigh at least 350 lbs, that means best case it could ever be is 350 on top of you, add in the speed and do the math with the angles.......its was in the 1000's of lbs, wtf.

  • I thought the motorcycle was going to completely miss the ramp and plow into this guy.

  • lol mexicans are great for entertainment

  • @muska656  lmao yepp

  • @muska656 ik right

    

  • @muska656 shut up hell up u stupid dumbass go and suck ur mothers pussy

  • @GONZOXD97 hahahahaha, you cant even spell you fucking tard. You must be a dumb spick!

  • @muska656 i know how to abbreviate u stupid asshole

  • @muska656 You CAN'T either, bitch.

  • @ducatiracer555 Buddy we both know I can spell, just cause I didn't use proper grammar doesn't mean anything! fuck face.

  • @muska656 It's "just BECAUSE", moron! Asshole, you can't spell for shit. Go back to school. I'm sure the government will pay for it since you are probably poor as hell. Better luck next time.

  • @ducatiracer555 Wow, I just made your day didn't I you accually got to do something with your life you poor little wet back thats sad! By the way I'm not poor.

  • @muska656 I am not a wet back, mother fucker. Commenting on youtube only takes me seconds. I'm sure you spend hours thinking about your next useless post. By the way, did you even go to school or was that NOT an option in your trailer park? Do your family a HUGE favor and hang yourself ASAP. My taxes are most likely going towards your unemployment check. Need a dollar, internet tough guy?

  • @ducatiracer555 HAHAHAHAHA, I more then likely make more money in a month then your whole family.

  • @muska656 Yeah, OK. Keep dreaming.

  • @ducatiracer555 Don't worry son, I'm not dreaming! Your dreams are my reality, so grow up and don't hate.

  • @muska656 and u cant even spell retard fucking idiot hahaha

  • @GONZOXD97 i wrote tard for a reason cunt!

  • @muska656 oh yeah whatever u say haha :D

  • hahaha...

    

  • There are no words to describe how stupid that is!

  • What a strange thing to do. Bizzare, really bizarre. 

  • stupid

  • hhahaha wow.

  • fukin dumb kunt dawg. 

  • MEXICANS. Enough said.

  • the fuck? fucking spics are plain RETARDED.

  • guy is lucky the biker didn't miss

  • He's just trying to commit suicide. That's all.

  • What the fuck?! Are they in Mexico? Stupid Fucking Spics!

  • No one tried to stop him, and at the end someone laughed.

  • ROFL. Literally. Epic.

  • it had to be in mexico... my fav video ever of stupidity. i laughed be4 it happened

  • Ho, Ho. Another candidate for a Darwin award!

  • OMG STILL LAUGHING....... You only seeeeee shit like this from ppl named jose martinezzz lmao

  • lmao really? I could of told u that would happen.

  • Ok that was just obvious T_T WTF was he thinking?

  • who let that go on? like honestly

  • At least he jumped...and that was all he wanted.

  • No he's got a head-ache on top of not getting pussy

  • FUCKING IDIOTS

  • Maybe the new gerbil brain will be better for him.

  • Was the bike ok?

  • @thebeetalls LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOL xD

  • hahahha.. Wtf?.. "sure.. i'll put a small plank on my back and let a bike hit me with 50 mph!".. What the hell ??.. hahahhaha.. I love tthe guy laughing at the end!! XD

  • I'm not sure whats funnier, the comments, that dude getting worked, or the guy cracking up at the end!

  • Nice, it looks the bike didnt even crashed!

  • inbreds

  • Some people are just born retarded..

  • lol they picked the thinnest piece of board possible

  • it's funny how the biker still managed to get air :)

  • You idiot

  • WHAT A CUNT !

  • Gotta love the mexicans. Fucking retards stay in ur dirt whole country and kill each other off

  • is the bike ok?

  • This just might work with a bicycle. Not a motorcycle driven like a scalded chupacabra ! ..

  • bike weight + person + motion speed causing more downward force =  You must be the incredible hulk to think you can hold all that up with just your arms rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • @rahorin Actually, it's very possible. I can't explain the physics of it in 500 characters, so I'll let the video speak for itself. He was holding on well enough until the board snapped, causing the bike to move straight rather than over him, causing the back tire to force into his ribcage.

  • @Liberum69 our physics are wrong. at that speed and that angle, there will be much more downward force on the board than that idiot's back is capable of supporting. regardless if the board broke or not, the idiot was in for a world of hurt

  • @alexrex20 The board breaking is probably what saved him, allowing him to absorb the impact by rolling.

  • @Liberum69 yes, if the board had not been broken then this probably would have worked since most of the force goes directly into the ground (because of the length/height ratio of the board and the location where the bike hits it). Let's not forget speed, there is a specific speed where this works best since you want the bike to be weightless by the time it's on top of the person. Going slower or faster makes things worse. This should be done by professionals, not idiots with wrong equipment.

  • speechless

  • hahaha lol wat fuck wit!

  • stupid mexicans

  • he got fucked up

  • i love it when nature cleans up the gene pool.

  • i think he left some face on the ground

  • the motorcycle just weighs like a shit load no the boards not gonna break or probably crush someone no its total fine :)

  • That is the funniest god damn thing ever!!!!!

  • y the hell wud they thnk a 1 in board wud hold up a fuking over 200 pound bike. fukin rere. i fell bad tho at end he got like smashed in head

  • Mexican physics lesson.. Dumb chooch!

  • Nice spinal injury.

  • Haha americans

  • @MegaTuputamadre You must of not heard them speaking SPANISH. haha chicanos

  • now thats just silly

  • Lol, this is quite funny ;).

  • lol I love stupid people =D

  • omfg, he deserve it.

  • Shouldn't the video title be, "Never rest a motorcycle ramp on your neck?"

  • That was bound to fail..

    I would like to see the other part of the video.. you know.. where the biker hits the ground and does a backflip

  • Wow I also just realized, what if the bike missed, and was too far to the left by 5 or 6 inches? These people would have witnessed a decapitation. How pretty.

  • Darwin's law of natural selection in place here...the only thing of value lost here is the board which was broken. Hopefully the idiot human ramp and his moron friend, the rider, replaced the board which I'm guessing costs at LEAST $4.99

  • Good example of why you should never underestimate the stupidity of stupid people in large groups.

  • ma di coglioni ce ne sono tanti.....!!!!!

  • WHY! When the ER nurses ask this dude what happened, whats he gonna say? I got on all fours, put a 6" wide plank on my ribs, and allowed a man to drive into me at 40 MPH on a motorcycle...I thought the force of 600 lbs, hitting me at 40 miles per hour would somehow be deflected off my 130lb body... I never thought the 600 lbs would break the board, OR fold me like a sheet of toilet paper...:) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @TheMethodReports09 Dude yours is the best reply I've ever read!!

  • @TheMethodReports09 thats fukin jokes

  • That was so funny i pissed myself

  • Evolution at its greatest.

  • I bet his kids are so proud of the remaining pieces of their dad.. :)

  • FAILEDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Really? Did they REALLY think that would work?

    "Dude you got like 3 feet of air that time."

  • que loca la raza no mames guy tas mas pendejo que la paris hilton jajajajjajaj

  • blahahahahhahahhaha sooo funny

  • How fucking stupid can someone get?! Retarded bastards...both of them.

  • ahahahahaha stupid!!!!!

  • Even if the board didn't break, his back would have. It is an incredible force to basically lift a 400# motorcycle three feet with your back in a fraction of a second. That is so funny.

  • Mon-u-MENTALly stupid.

  • something you would see on jackass

  • he hurt

  • the mexican on his knees was probably offered a job getting minimum wage

  • @PROTOpaintballer96 Nope! 5 bucks an hour under the table.

  • @PROTOpaintballer96 yeah, a job a lazy american wouldnt take...

  • Idiots

  • Hahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • ha ha ha haha hahahahahahahahaahahahahhaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha holy shit hahahaahahahah haha afuckin hahahah hilarious hahahahah what a dumbasss!!

  • Trying to win a Darwin Award, it seems.

  • how dumb do you have to be

  • And that's how you snap your wrists...

  • he got what he deserved

  • @Sozos9038 how did he deserve that exactly?

  • broken hand ?

  • at 0:05 I thought  come on . nobody is that idiotic!!!