The Late Show Top Ten by Tom Cruise 12/16/08 [HQ]

[MrCocacolazero69]

stop acting like you can take a joke, tom lol you still went out of your way and tried to get a cartoon show about you pulled lol

[VAFranky]

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[demoreal]

number three is not lettermen. that rules how they snuck that in there. i wonder if cruise gets it.

[PoopPeeSandwich]

he forgot to mention he fucks guys too

[MrWinston1984]

Tom Cruise belongs to a cult that threatens the freedom of the entire world. How's that for crazy?

[hector2282]

Can't pronounce...Heimlich....on national television? Wow.

[mkleinstudio]

@hector2282 I think he couldn't see what it said.

[mkleinstudio]

@hector2282 I mean I'm assuming he can say heimlich, he could say Blagojevich

[Slashedvelvet87]

haha Dave's face after number 3

[fierceasfire]

"i believe all emotional and psychological disorders can be cure with vicks vaporub"

LMAO!

[Djangeaux]

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[Burori1]

Wow, quite close to the Catholic church, I must say :)

[MrWinston1984]

If you want to see the difference I suggest you join Scientology and then try to leave. Then you won't say such things.

[futuredata]

Hey Tom, ur ass is ringing....

Does it have Call Waiting?!

"If u would like 2 speak 2 my ass, press 1..."

LOL This Top Ten list is Hillarious!!! XD Thanks 4 posting!!

[jakobfrederik]

Smart reverse psychology. People still see the thruth His cult bosses probably told him to tone it down a little publically, cos even for them he was taking it to far.

[drumsfightingandstuf]

Yeeeah, you really made Tom Cruise look like a nut.

[jakobfrederik]

He's perfectly capable of doing that himself, don't you think?

[GhostMan800]

those may have been the craziest things but they certainly were not the most common...now if they had read those he'd be pissed

[jakobfrederik]

GhostMan800 Ofcourse, that's why this is just fake, contrived and purely meant as damage control.

[Wolf5Vlud]

not only him. maybe the whole cult thing. Have you seen the scientology rules or laws? It's kind of scary

[Cidique]

Bwahahhaha!

Those were so cool! Good one that he's laughing at 'em too :)

[bolderr]

Number one should be "I'm Tom Cruise, bitch !!!"

[devilinaround]

LOL! call my ass!

[CampBreezyBeach]

Poor Tom.

This was the year he proved he wasn't nuts and it just hasn't worked out for him. Mel Gibson needs to take notes when he comes out of hiding and tries to get his career back on track. Don't try too damn hard or people will fart on it like they did here.

[toomuchskin]

number one should have been In Scientology I'm Bigger than Jesus

[blessyercottons]

Tom, where is Shelley Miscavige the wife of cult leader David Miscavige who was the best man at your wedding. Why not ask Davey? I do hope she hasn't "accidently" shot herself 3 times in the chest and once in the head like her mother when she tried to leave the cult!

[gregormech]

HD?! woohoo

[darchtimescom]

Craziest thing I read about Cruise on the internet the other is someone said he was straight.

[natstar00]

so not funny...and so NOT the craziest things people say about tom cruise...lame attempt at damage control, tom...how much did he pay you, dave?

[batistabomber88]

Funny :)

[missmarnip]

like britney he realized that if he can't act normal in front of people he wouldn't have no longer the money he needs to act crazy when noone is around.

[chockmah67]

I will give Cruise an 8/10 for acting ability in this video with Letterman as he truly looks convincing that he isn't into Cof$ cult & a 6/10 in another as he shows his gritting teeth in a few of the curly questions but then gets back to pet answers. Does anyone believe he's really reformed or do you think he isn't acting? very sudden change from previous videos now all of a sudden with a release of a new movie he has a new image come on people, wake up!

[Brandielc25]

Sorry but that was funny and Tom was such a good sport. He's still hot.

[johnstall5350]

...they left off the most important one... "tom cruise is brainwashed by a cult"

[silentelysium]

Yeah I think they did forget that eh?

[VioletClub]

Funny. No mention of the fact that Tom is GAY...

[VioletClub]

Tom Cruise is one CRAY-ZEE mofo.

[Chimike73]

Did anyone ever think Tom'O couldn't read Dave's writing of the word "heimliched"

[carlynapier]

Oh Tom...You may have been crazy for the past few years..but so was britney...and if she can make a comeback..anyone can...Sorry guys i still love him! PS he had dyslexia...thats part of his reading problem!

[Yipman1234]

All was written by his PR..the dude is so fake. Noone go see his crappy movies anyway. Who would want to support Scientology

[csunaaa]

I am NOT going to buy tickets to watch is his Nazi movie anyway, Tommy is just wasting his time.

[stingsego]

Hey Tom, if you can't read, you gotta rehearse.

But, I suppose many Americans don't know the word 'heimlich'

[Vid4Kyla]

lmao number 6. Tom Cruise can't read the word "heimliched". The guy is just the picture of intelligence.

[archronwe]

This was written by TCs publicist so TC could laugh through the harmless barbs that have little to do with what I've read about him. Cruise is trying to act as normal as possible these days to get back $ he lost when he was pulling David Miscavige's chain. Now he has to distance himself for a while so fans will believe hes one of them again so they all watch his new movie & making TC millions so he can then go back to Cof$ & pay for more auditing to higher god levels. The plan was written by DM!

[CourtyardPigeon]

Yeah, not actually true, but thanks for trying.

[jasecole]

could have been funnier

[ambicraig]

Cute :) I bet if Craiggy had a "Top 10" on Tom Cruise he would say something about Tom's height. He's joked about that area before. "Take that, internet rumor mill!" ;) LOL!

[stargate3m]

could you put up the interview?

[RoQu3tO]

I didn't record it, sorry.