OMFG - Halloween Surprise! - Jesse Plays Amnesia: Justine

[9Jov]

I'm so happy that their making an Amnesia: 2 !!!!!

[szrsplaythroughs]

what surprises me is that he went to bed after this lol

[aldenret]

@cleanerez09 or are u maybe talking about justine in perticulur...

[aldenret]

@cleaneraz09 no, there is a 26 episode long series with the girls

[Glororfixis]

*Kills man horribly*

"Did I gain anything for that?"

[cleaneraz09]

So there is only one video episode of this awesome game? :(

[silversnake4133]

I love you Jesse, don't ever change. :3

[TotalDF]

WHAT DID U DO TO JESSIE?

[TheToorrik]

This is what happens when Jesse doesn't have three lovely Women escorting him

[siIentsource]

Demonic butthole. Couldn't have described it better.

[Grojak]

What every panicked woman wants to hear "Don't cry baby, I'm JUST as scared" :P

[failloggerable]

EAT THOSE POTATOES

DON'T EAT ME!

^he says to the one BEFORE the one that wants to eat him^

[MrDemonidze]

Jesse so scared, the only thing ive missed in this video is him screaming like a little girl :D 

[Muffinmanthree]

the intro sounded like you were going to rape someone :(

[Playersonality]

I love how at 19:50 Jesse thinks the older woman is Justine and the younger one her mother.

[Graa1TGG]

XD I was hoping a trick-or-treator would ring his door bell while he was doing a tense bit

[lookb4Uleep]

This is Jesse: Glassy-eyed psychopath who hears someone in agony after pulling a lever and keeps pulling wondering what the lever will give him instead of figuring another way to do things. Oh Jesse, you stone-cold killer, you.

[SuperRandomToast]

The random chick talking sounds like Jesse from pokemon.

[laurion]

9:20 He just spoiled himself the whole game. Or did he do it on purpose? I wonder....

[1993JMorgan]

jesse - ''evil potato, muahahaha''

amnesia - *bang noise*

jesse - *quietly drop potato and shuffle into corner to hide*

[PopeKurt]

@1993JMorgan the silence was the best fucking part of that.

[dinolandra]

Gonna watch this then try to sleep.

[E5Kirbs]

eat potatoes eat potatoes eat potatoes eat potatoes eat potatoes eat potatoes eat potatoes don't eat Jesse eat potatoes eat potatoes eat potatoes XDDDDDD

[riley001000]

dirty games and jesse don't get along

[JohnFrankMiller90]

Jesse, OMFG! Well, I know that you tried to be like the Cryptkeeper but, that intro is THE BEST Joker voice over I've ever heard, besides Mark Hamill, of course...and you sounded just like him. You ARE an awesome voice actor.

[18gameboy18]

LOL HAHA

[NightWerewolf16]

Jesse, you do know staring at monsters makes you lose sanityright?

[kiki902143]

6:40 Amazing...just...amazing.

[dessan18]

I demand these intros for all videos on the channel

[Madskast]

Evil potatoes - Mwuhahahaha, mwuhahaha!

*Monster roars* - Faces direction of the roar.

Potato drops

[Yessina20]

I would really love to see him ending Amnesia-Justine and then go on with the Mods. Would be sooo hilarious. But he better get the help from the three Jesse's Angels.

[NetherRevenant]

I'd like to see an amnesia expansion where you have to shelter the monsters and keep angry townsfolk from killing them, meanwhile trying to restore their humanity.

[ReptilePZ]

No idea why he even tried playing this shizz without the girls...

[pitdirt1072]

*picks up potatoe*

"huuarhg the most evil thing of all" *evil Laugh"

*Hears monster*

Jessie's Brain -- " HOLY SHIT WTF WAS THT"

[NathtouLightbringer]

Jesse makes too much noise around the monsters and he stares at them.

LOL

[AxReborn11]

9:19 Well Done jesse

[MrSimonminecraft]

funny

[dodgerfreak2]

EAT THOSE POTATOES! Leave Jesse alone!

[Tormino98]

YIWYIWYIWYIWYIIIIIIIIIW!

[Iced0826]

I love how he's incredibly hyper about the potatoes one moment, and then he hears a really loud noise, stays really quiet, drops the potato, and ducks away... :">

[Iced0826]

Jesse obviously has no idea what "You can always save them" means...

He don't give a damn. He just killin' people left and right... :">

[thelimeswe]

ohh shhhit, 3 pull's at the lever and he is dead...

[VampireSquidy]

You know its going to be good when Jesse screams when its only a noise :)

[LetsPlayCrusaders]

Dear Jesse - Please get the girls back together, and complete this... Everyone loves this... Easy veiw count? :D.... Yours, from hogwarts (and the rest of England....and everywhere else)...... Blaize + Youtube :D

[forestpicnic]

Kill-streak 1 ladder ready for deployment

[PointsofData]

He left the door unlocked? OH DA-YUM.

[PointsofData]

@PointsofData I'm sorry, you're so much more badass then me, I would have left the game long ago. *shivers and goes to cry in a corner like the wimp she is*

[CubeWithNoEdges]

why do i have the urge to lick his face.... <3

[McShelldon]

you should tottaly play dead space

[justin9816]

Your the whitest guy I know.

[Maddiemoo246]

I found myself coming back to this to rewatch it...I wish he'd continued D;

[TheUndead30201]

@Maddiemoo246 if he continued, he would have seen that monster and had a heart attack and die. the next part was the hardest

[Maddiemoo246]

@TheUndead30201 exactly why I want to see him try it ;P

[644jake1]

muhahahaha the most horrific thing of all

monster growls

jesse drops potatao

[Nyai31]

It scared the life out of me at the beginning when Jesse laughed

[ZanadooDK80king]

Eat'does potatoes

[rettar45]

6:40 - My Ears will never be the same....

[killergamer98]

next time play manequin its scary to but not as much as this

[gamerboywill94]

@killergamer98 dont you get it there prob never be another one

[killergamer98]

how do you get this.

[username9688]

thumbs up if you watched pewdiepie play this and you werent scared at alllll!!!! :D

[Hahren]

Jesse you are the funniest person ever.

[00wandell]

He screamed like a girl that scared the shit out of mi :)

[TiiaSan]

I think I just had a heart attack.

[WhuttheHell67]

LOL Im still laughing after his reaction to seeing the monster.

" MWUAHAHAHAHAHA... The most horrific thing of all." *monster appears*

Silently drops the potato and runs away. XD

[GeeksinthePink86]

I can't believe he guessed the whole plot to the game correctly, but didn't get the fact that the mosters are all blind.

[tehkyle00]

Son, I am disappoint. You survive the encounter just to say "FUCK YOU I QUIT!"

[Respect978]

What the hell is that clink claink claink clink O.o

[TheRandomshenanigan]

Jesse, play House 2!

[fireisua]

hehehe i demand more jesse MORE!

[lilbilliethefirst]

It's like a Saw game that doesn't suck...

[AnimeJunkey71]

Jesse, you're funny when you're scared :3

[VelerinaRose]

My reactions:

5:06 - OMG! Don't go down the creepy hallway!!

6:24 - Why'd you open the door??

8:11 - Screw it. *goes to watch another OMFGcata video*

I don't do horror.

[tramilar1]

i know what came to mide grosse

[rosehathawaysister]

This game is like a haunted house! You don't know what's around the next corner!!

[Timsgtp]

Love the ending lol, but what again did you want him to do to the potatoes you werent clear in your message :)

[Timsgtp]

I miss the girls!

[sparty115]

@_@... (Drops potato)

[CrystalKabuto]

xD The person on the gramophone makes me think of GlaDOS.

[2236572IR]

Jesses yelling eat them potatos sounds like a porno

[2236572IR]

The most horrific thing of all *drops potato*

[folkemetall]

play more! we will se the rest! :)

[TheRayRayRawr]

Love the fact after like 26 videos he STILL can't open a door without hitting himself in the face with it lmao.

[thedemonslayer51]

COME ON JESSE!!! YOU'RE A WOUSE!!!

[CLOUGHY101]

Ending gets me every time, so funny!

[neverjanay]

aww and i was all hopeful to see what you consequence at the end would be for your choices :P

btw whats up with you and crendor when it comes to potatoes XD you're both like "Ooo potatoes!" :P

[nathanSaunderz]

sounds like Mort from family guy lol

[mlyhnslyx]

After a while, 'eat those potatoes' sounded like something spanish..

[H4t3rsGonaH4t3]

22 People Checked his front door...

[aleksandarrr989]

EAT THE POTATOES EAT THE POTATOES DO NOT EAT ME EAT THE POTATOES NOT ME!!! :D

[comey51]

Demonic butthole, thats a good metal band name.

[GamerChickSER]

Jesse, you don't need class to be pure awesome.

[alex167033]

VERY PROUD OF U JESSE!!!!!

[Fusi0nSlay]

Lol. he mumbled something when he was carrying the box. i think it was what is happening. but he mumbled what is hap...

[Equinata]

I've never heard Calais pronounced like 'Cally-arse' before.

[Giorgakis96]

EAT THE POTATOES!!

love that line

[Valdevon]

are you alive in there?

*Pulls lever*

I cant see anything, is he alive?

*Pulls lever*

[ShadowPhoenix171]

6:40 nice scream jesse.

[Zarpro1]

@ShadowPhoenix171 that wasnt his scream. it was merely his battle cry. :D

[Tormino98]

Who thinks that jesse should play custom story "the dark room" all of it? thumbs up!

[Periculous22]

Hears scream, pauses, drops potato. Best part

[xXxwtfpepoxXx]

*drops bucket* -it hits the ground with a nice thud- Oh god, that probably made noise. D: I still want to see Jesse complete this though :\

[jets440]

@xXxwtfpepoxXx with only him in the dark and no pepole tells him to do that.

Jesse"SCREW YOU"

[iNomUrNoms]

"EAT THOSE POTATOES! EAT THOSE POTATOES!" I'm gonna make that my ringtone I swear to god.

[maryberyboo]

You know, I learned a lot from this video.

1. If you have a chance to save perfectly innocent people.. Kill them anyway.

2. Justine is a crazy bitch with creepy eyes.

3. Potatoes are evil.

4. Monsters like the taste of Jesse more than they do potatoes. (EAT THE POTATOES. EAT THE POTATOES. DON'T EAT JESSE; EAT THE POTATOES.)

[jbird160901]

let the light lead you!

Jesse walks into a dark room

[TempestGamingVids]

Toast in yo face!

[xXDuskIsSalvationXx]

Aahaha. Eat those potatoes. Everyone here needs to watch Dopelives play this, it's hilarious too.

[BloodyLiFe255]

Whats the mean of this game? xD

[dreamsofdiego]

''im going to bed''?

i would have gotten the bible and said 50 hail marrys and get holy water and take a shower im it o.o

[RagingSandvich]

I HATE THIS GAME!!!!!

I HATE THIS GAME!!!

I HATE THIS GAME!!!!

I HATE THIS GAME!!!

[XxSaralariaxX]

lol jesse i love you! XD!

[Brightwarriorz]

Has to put 26x as much scare into one moment Jesse...

[AngleOfLove1000]

ALRIGHT I GOT SOME DIET COKE NOW TIME TO WATCH JESSE SCREAM!!

[uiq333px]

ever considered suicide?

[testerosterone]

EAT POTATOES! EAT POTATOES! EAT POTATOES!!!!!!!

[chriscos123]

Wow, he just called the twist in the first 10 minutes of the game

[KiariTheSage]

Alois-Obsessive

Basile-Abussive

Milo-...

[KiariTheSage]

You funny and creepy old man, you! :D

I am ... Not as brave. First monster I would see, I would run out of my apartment complex screaming, "MILO IS OUT TO GET ME, AUGGHHHHGHGHG!"

XD

[MrChar1zard]

omg this has to be the funniest thing you have ever done jesse i was crying laughing at how scared you was :')

[Xorches]

first monster he sees and he quits.........guess the monster didn't like potato's and would rather of had some jesse

[TappedOutCY]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha this reminds me of last year's halloween at TB's channel.

Jessie and TB sitting in a tree - they-should-play-co-op-jus-tin­e

[DirtyFiend1]

jesse looks perfect for a german bad guy in a diehard movie

[TheSenorAwesome]

Y ouyoyoyuyoyuyuyyyoyoyudiablo3y­yoyoyyoyuyy

Awesome

[Foxhaven2482]

Excuse me nice lady i sell you cat......cat very good quality only 50 msk.........

[tsrrst101]

@Foxhaven2482 Yogpod?

[Foxhaven2482]

@tsrrst101 nono it is from a video on youtube that was out waaaaaay before the yogpod, look it up it is funny as hell. enjoy!!

[tsrrst101]

@Foxhaven2482 Ahh,ok,I just remember something from a Yogpod when I started listening to them a little over a year ago. Thanks though!=)

[Pvpinallday]

EAT POTATOES EAT POTATOES EAT POTATEOS Love it xD

[fanetv]

Love the fact that Jesse never reads the notes, and then asks himself why he fails the puzzles :D

[maxi323323]

"Are you a baby fighthing demons"

*5 seconds later

Jesse: Wow. you dont know what came to my mind seeying that

*Camara closes into the hole that everyone knows what jesse tough it is*

Well, that makes sense, you are gonna be a baby.

[MrTheshadow22]

jesse u hare the king

[MrsSimonSays]

He completely missed the door! He was standing right next to it!

[Mutorcsful]

you have failed us...no continue D:

[MrsSimonSays]

HO-LEE SHIT-TAKE MUSHROOMS! I clicked on this vid and then opened another window so I could wait for it to load. Seriously almost spit out my grilled cheese sandwich when that laugh at the beginning happened. D:

[Chemicalnurd]

Finish this or we (And the ladies too, probably) will laugh at you for having no masculinity.

[KostrIcz]

Greatest intro ever made.

[1cme1]

i say, this game speaks quite well to my posh demeanor. ಠ_ರೃ

[marmoh123]

i hope u realize that monster is blind right. He can only hear u 

[Themannemannen]

Is there anyone else sitting here thinking this version of Amnesia reminds you of Saw?

[Keblitzer1998]

imagine if they put weeping angels in amnesia

[Themannemannen]

@Keblitzer1998 Don't say that, bro D:

[MrsSimonSays]

@Keblitzer1998 SWEET CHEESE AND RICE! D: If I ever had to watch that, I would DIE of fright! Weeping Angels are seriously the scariest creatures I have ever had the displeasure to know or see or hear about. DON'T BLINK! DON'T LOOK AWAY! DON'T BLINK!

[Bukunox]

@Jesse

the monster is actually blind. that's why he didn't see you're nice floating box and charged at you, after you've hit the wall with the box ^^

[diamo73]

LOL 27:40

[diamo73]

LOL 10:35

[nickynoo831]

That monster looked like it opened the door, got on the floor, and was doing the dinosaur.

[doowop537]

That monster model

Is literally and completely awesome

[0001Sika]

Now, remember what Pinkie Pie taught us Jesse:

"Giggle at the ghosty..."

*A wild Mr. Happy face appears*

HAAAAA!!! IT ISN'T WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deadat2]

Your fear feeds me muahahahahaha more...more..MORE!!!!

[Gubbentralle]

"Evil potatoes"

*Jesse's evil laugh*

"The most horrific thing of all"

Monster : /Roar.

*Jesse drops potato*



[Wyatt19961212]

The ending scared the FUCK out of me

[RCR3395]

This was the funniest shit I've ever seen

[JBurns292]

"Eat potatoes, eat potatoes, don't eat Jesse, eat potatoes." Lol :)

[MultiDemensia]

*Jesse notices the monster*

*drop potato*

[TheParadisis]

Suprisingly, Jesse almost immediately guessed the twist. :P "i'm Justine, and I'm testing myself." Jesse either got smarter, or he read that somewhere, still inducing him to get smarter.

[disterdo]

''Demonic Butthole''

[xXTnPandaXx]

i demand a series

[lokicdn]

Is it just me or is Amnesia not that scary at all?  It seems horribly contrived to me.

[ShirriffMoro]

It's funny cuz, in the next room, there is nooooo way Jesse would have lived. xD

[Jesters76]

@ShirriffMoro i kno haha u have to run away from the monster constantly threwout the rest of the game haha and he woulda shit himself :P

[KiariTheSage]

When I heard the voices, I was like, "Jesse. Run the fudge away NOW" And then "Am I supposed to kill this guy?" *creepy noices* "OH MY GOD"

[VenetianAzure]

I LOVE YOU JESSE!!!

not in the gay way

[cardcaptorsnaruto]

jesse u are actually almost done with the game at the place u are at right now so just finish the game man ur not too far from the end and its a really short game :)

[MrVille432]

ooh Jessy you creepy old man.

[TheBananaLizard]

Do i get anything for that?

*Piece of toast comes out of the slot*

[FKNoresome]

EAT POTATOES!!!

[IXIBradIXI]

he see things he likes is old english.. sometimes i worry about you jesse

[MirmaidGirl]

do a justine series do it every year ^^