Get A Girl to Touch Your Crotch

[pieeater0202]

I do the maneuver called surprice buttsex! But its a secret how i do it... I can reveal that it takes several years of ninja training!

[bumperboy2000]

LOL

[zacariasc]

SURPRISE! back hug

[LordDoom115]

I tell them that I took an arrow to the knee

[imjustboardful]

this video funny as shit

lean your shit tilt your shit circle your shit and say im not talking about shit

[FTWBored]

very hot

[FTWBored]

3:29 hot

[prototype615h]

I've done the "lean" many times and my classmate seemed to enjoy it

[FireatWill35]

Perfect way to get some weenier touchin, make a video about how to get girls to weenier touch guys. Find desperate chick actors, and then write however many times they have to touch your junk. They'll do anything for fame

[pinkxvenom]

All of these (except the last one) have happened to me, gosh xD

[Gyabo90]

@pinkxvenom even the poisonous jellyfish?

[pinkxvenom]

@Gyabo90 Haha, ok not that one either. Just the lean, the pelvic tilt, and the shuffle...

[wolf9019]

I should try these XD

[bigsauce8]

i just whip my dick out. lmfao

[20randy12]

you lucky bastards actors haha !

[TheSpykeeper]

My penis brought me here

[fgghytr]

You can tell a girl she has something like some dirt in the inner part of her elbow , while shrs trying to look at the akward position she wont pay attention to her hand that should be touching your cock the whole time ,, make her feel that cock good too cuz you probably wont see her again ,, i would even have it all out and exposed but thats if you have the huge balls !!!!

[MagikGimp]

I always find asking for a female doctor every time I go to the GP about my impressive collection of STIs works every time. Loser in love? I think not.

[BeyondTheSide]

LOL XD This video is most popular with: Gender Age Male 45-54 Male 35-44 Male 55-64

[mrjzxv]

Perv academy*

[jack390]

lol the running into a girl who trying to get something that she dropped.. you get to whack your cock on her ass xD

[greencorinne8]

lol was he carrying a table?

[XKATR1EL]

i pull it out and say, any takers?

[lpschoas]

I will just do it to u really sexy men and don't bother bout the username it's weird

[newyorkgiants12345]

What i do is ask the girl for sex and she says yes.

[HaRtBrEaKiiiD]

you can hardly feel anything when u wear jeans....

[Pitung91]

wtf!



[2326Dog]

I no right

[XxMuSQiuzxX]

I just ask my girl friend if she will give me a bj

[InversionGameStudios]

I call it the long and hard con. You bet her a dollar that your penis won't fit inside her vagina. The only downside is you'll have to give her a dollar after, so use it with discretion, not all girls are worth it.

[YusreeMe]

Kara Luiz from Disaster Date!

[MrCaioable]

i came here for Gamer Poop oblivion becuz i dont know what is crotch no i dont speak english

[cookiemonster321100]

I'm on that side of utube again

[1mardan]

im in this wired part of this site... AGAIN!

[MrAmansyed]

i still remember the funny scene....when i was on hospital bed and i had syringes and blood monitoring device on both my hands.....my doc had to unzip me first to give me a shot...and in the process she touched my boner:-)

[treecac88]

@ Everard1989 lol we are the same except now I'm 12. Lol

[markanthony069]

Upload another one please!

[duquetteroxx]

WTF is the guy in the glasses Giovanni Ribisi?

[PInk77W1]

no wonder y the world hates america

[MrWeatherman10]

my wood hard now

[jamesboy224]

the last one was the best

[MsTiger6969]

this was absolutely brilliant !!!!

[turcky1]

When a girl wants your phone # have your hands full so that she's obligated to reach into your pocket for your phone say that your phone is on the left side but its truly on your right so the girls is searching for a phone that's on the wrong side of the pants so she's touching your Dick works every time

[maxizbad]

My way is 2 get a proper girl and the dont be a doosh and fuk her

[rml235bellnet]

just walk through the mall or grocery store with your fly open, women check out men just as much as men ogle women

[1spikespike]

Why the heck am I watching this

[PIZZAMIKE123456789]

so i go up to a girl and tell her my skin is meltin while sceaming super vagina then the space bagels fly in though the window and fuck every in the eyes and tell them KJNFJKSDB FS FJK and if they dont complete that task the dead babies of glorg nog5 will spring back to life and fuck their eyes open with a space stick

[01usaface]

@PIZZAMIKE123456789 wow reply to this i dare you

[PIZZAMIKE123456789]

@01usaface burritos?

[01usaface]

@PIZZAMIKE123456789 i like burritos to...

[Everard1989]

When I was 11 years old I cut the inside of my pockets and told women to reach in them for a funny surprise :P

[TheRushingWind]

@Everard1989 did they reach in? how did they react if they did?

[01usaface]

@Everard1989 i did that before lol

[MrLoopdoggy777]

also dicks

[Cut3stB0bit0]

LMFAO hilariously stupit



[MrSean1025]

Lmfao!The end

[dchronic23]

Join a book club or attend Avon gatherings and after about a month. Show up with both hands bandaged. Let it be known that the pain meds cause frequent urination and would need assistance. Making sure you wear tighty whities.

[locomotive185]

@AnimalCarnage lol haha, nice one bro.:)

[fasunfru4evr]

wow lol losers

[elbeaver883]

HOW LOOSER ! INDEED!

[Tyler841981]

teacher looks like rebecca black

[makennarenaer]

Why am I watching this?

[redmahmaa]

@makennarenaer OK..... I am drunk....(worked night shift-I'm allowed!! MF!!!)....This isn't helping fucking at all---whoa is me....

[zxdfsdfsdfxdfhh]

My gf toiches me wenever she wants and I don't mind cuz I can control myself and not get a boner

[AnimalCarnage]

@zxdfsdfsdfxdfhh That's odd. I get boners when your girlfriend touches my crotch.

[HeathenVaeltaja]

@AnimalCarnage dude me too!

[FearlessCookie1]

god dam it, i knew i should of signed up to go to this class..

[cmeaux]

LOL!

[shmily947]

LMAO, that's funny stuff

[ElectricRainxx]

LMFAO

[Knowmesworld]

HAHA. "I learned this one from my mom..."

[KerryDoan]

omg ive seen this in a porn :D

[godownweeniegodown23]

Lol u can hear her say eww quietly at the end

[edt1cv2]

aaaahhahahahahahahahahahahaha



[MrJackoffsteve]

lolololololololo



[Youngsmidget]

@hellbringer528 cool story bro. U do that

[nicktocher]

Pretend like you're changing the video and they won't expect a thing........

[ShawnWhitacker]

My crotch STIIIIINNNKKKSSSSSSSSSS & I still got a girl to touch it!! HAHA!! Oh yeah!

[TheRushingWind]

@ShawnWhitacker eww. Wash it. Nobody is proud of you

[rminitials]

"On one, and then onto the other" xD

[swimminglikeaquaman]

lmfao so stupid but funny



[esotericagenda]

Does anybody know where I can find more videos of Alexis Swain? Does she have her own channel? From what I can find, she just seems to be featured in a bunch of other peoples videos...But she must come from somewhere, or else how would these other youtubers know about her?

[hellbringer528]

ill buttfuck that chick till she pukes then piss in her butt as i pull out

[hellbringer528]

wowowowowowo omg my life has never been better after this video!!

[nintendo007]

@kalinga01 I've done this before LOL. A different scenario was when I was in a crowded elevator near disneyland and a girl "had to" back into my junk just to get to fit in the elevator. She was 5'2, I'm 5'8.5' so it was natural for her to move there

[mackayash]

@kalinga01 You and the 4 people that liked your comment are the saddest fucks around lol.

[rminitials]

@kalinga01

You forgot to mention, wear protection. Just sayin'... girls at my old high school weren't very Christian.

[iNightzxc]

LOL!

[PattyWhomperOFFICIAL]

they're all smiling cause they are all gonna gang rape her after the video...

[taciceman]

LOL

[TheRushingWind]

@pablow93 then you're sick and will end up being ass raped by a man in prison.

[ARIELSHTERN]

heheeee

[PsycsX]

I usually slip something into their drink. then they don't mind so much

[Oceanic180]

poor college interns.... :D

[Elijah101112cool]

OMG! The last move!...it work's for me everytime

[GnatGym]

i just let guys cause im always horny and im allso pretty wet, as in my pussy, thats what my ex always said

[PatrickHanibal]

Ive got one. You see a prostitute and then you pay for natural oral and when she expects you to pull out before you cum, you dont, you just cum in her mouth. If you dont need to pay for sex then this also works well on an unsuspecting girlfriend okay thanks for reading guys.

[HamadHHAG]

sje's so hot i wish i am her dress!

[UltraTexan]

Tell any chick you have a great paying job and aren't married and she'll touch your junk.

[Snoopa90]

i just tell a woman about this video. had my dick played with numerous time.

[BlindShorty11]

LOL

[dizzydog25]

put hotwax on your dick and then tell them you need help!

[dizzydog25]

just ask her to touch it!

[godscuttingyoudown]

Girls love my chin nuts

[lolimhrny]

This is diff....butt..at skool theres hallway dats always packed during pasin time and when i was i always grab a random cocks ass and she wont kno its me cus its crowed. The other day i was able to stick my finger in a ass and today a cick wore a short short and i put my hand under it and felt her ass and thong. And i gotta go jack off now. Bai

[PatrickHanibal]

@lolimhrny Wow are you an african american black guy or just retarted. I couldn't tell by your way of typing chat.

[TheRushingWind]

@lolimhrny you need to be locked up

[tobysoter]

I usually grabs a girl buttcheeks when I give them a hug. Most of them are surprise, lol.

[yongsoo27]

guys, right at the end when joe says "And we'll try it out", someone says eww. Like really quietly. Somewhere around 3:38 to 3:40

[TheLegoTerminator]

@yongsoo27 How Did you notice that i had to turn my headphones up rlly loud to hear that

[yongsoo27]

@TheLegoTerminator and @MusiCareer

Skills my man. Skills.

[MusiCareer]

@yongsoo27 How the F did you discover that?! 0o

[salvage504]

pull it out and rape them!!!

[jopetsumcad]

lol!!

[Jonnytm99]

LMFAO AT THE HAPPY ENDING!

[AssassinTheHasson]

DON'T FUCKING BREAK THE FOURTH WALL ASSHOLE DIPSHIT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MAJOR THEATRE JESUS GOD I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU ALL UNTIL YOUR NOTHING BUT PISS STAINS ON MY ASS

[Bradford9099778]

What I do is invite a girl to a private booth, this only works in a strip club btw, and pay the girl $10 per song. You'd be amazed how successful my groin is with her butt and other appendages

[metalskateboarder965]

Hilarious :D

[MrStyleful]

hahahahha thts was hilarious

[PhuckHue2]

just go to spring break in florida. all kinds of cute girls will touch your junk. they touched mine!

[07dylanhall]

@PhuckHue2 If u had any junk Lol Jokes +D

[dzefro]

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

[racedaypix]

I usually put my weiner dog in my pants and say,"Hey, wanna pet my weiner?"

[goe5]

I have a tumor in my leg...does it feel too big?

[Hrko1992]

LOLOLOOO THE ENDING GOT ME ROFLING

[legendkiller902]

Fuck the method tie her up and make her tuch it

[iLoveOrangutans]

I just pull out my gun and tell them to touch my junk. Works every time except when it doesn't.

[Sinagitarius]

3:14 teacher's moaning

[princefagwad]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[NotYourAverageJoe321]

i can pee on her hands to get rid of the sting and ill be a hero lmfao. that was pure gold

[TheVictoream]

@thewanderingshrew lol same here but then she "triped" and her boobs were in my face

[The1FastGP]

Teacher is hot

[DobbysSockProduction]

@The1FastGP The teacher is my soon to be Step- Cousin lol

[jerrydbeckham]

lol!



[THEONEPENGUIN]

the Trivia Game works like a charm.

[BlakeThunder]

thats really funny

[peace7119]

wooooooooooow

[xemiliiex]

@finalfuu you spelt humour wrong

[Rayzkevin]

i like to hit them real hard so they like fall down then i put my penis into it.

[CRSk8s]

whats it mean if they laugh after grabbing a guy?

[Qtb0i]

hahaha funny shit! 

[TheWeblocker]

haha ill try that

[SuperWill2002]

That was so gay!!!!

[vbbhdf]

jajajaja!!

[GrowlingVocals]

hahaha !

[600raficrow]

love this silly video how lame :)

[cudney85]

@600raficrow why cause you cant get snatch cakes off of it luiz'er

[NotYourAverageJoe321]

@600raficrow i can pee on her hand to get rid of the sting that made laugh so hard

[papaburger]

LOL

[Bojoe777NaBl]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahh­aAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAHHHA­A!!!!!!!

[hzsurfer]

i did the pelvic tilt on my first date with my actual date... i had an erection that made her look at me with a devil look ( she is a nympho btw)

[SADCRYINGDOLFIN]

@hzsurfer lmfao

[TheBob0416]

1:52 lady gaga!!!!!

[2strong2cool]

GOD I FUCKING HATE AMERICAN "HUMOUR"

[finalfuu]

@2strong2cool U spelled humor wrong.

[c0nfu53d]

@finalfuu He spelled humor *incorrectly*, however isn't that humorous in itself?

[MarkAnderson14]

I have one,"How to attract GEEKS into watching my Lame-o video". Just ask your inbred cousin to touch your virgin wiener. like this guy.

[sohailrahiq]

How did this get 5 stars?

[vsallbutme]

lollolol

[toxiclunch]

I'd say if you really know the girl then teach het about the akward game.

[antichrist07comrad]

EPIC WIN ENDING

[CollinsXD1]

that was freaking hilarious! :L x

[benobel]

The dude with the glasses looked and sounded like Giovanni Ribisi.. Lol.

[DreadedEd]

3:37 ol' '4 eyes' goes in for a dry hump o' the rump. nice.

[insanity23mike]

@DreadedEd 0:54 guy was funny. He is so gay.. it looked funny.

[rlga5]

Kara, all I can say is...DAMN. By the way, are you part Portuguese?

[Davidg2569]

lmfao the ending was awesome!!!

[cageavvi]

is this scripted?

[chiko98]

@cageavvi Of course it's scripted!!! DumbASS