Silence, I kill you!

[ethanthesubscriber]

if anyone is waching this in 2031 tell me is earth better or worse then?

[krazyk264]

@ethanthesubscriber worse cuz achmed will come alive and kill us all because we laughed at him

[PkrBarMovie]

@ethanthesubscriber way better, my hurtlecopper. Yes, hurtlecopper replaced the word "friend". There is massive warfare in the United States.

[coolboy19981]

HAHAHAHAHA

[INMATE2468]

This is like 23P

[booboobird13]

fuken muslims but so funny when u make fun of them

[bunnyboo1421]

Funny shit LMFAO!!!

[gefilus24]

240p we meet again =)

[Noratjjxx]

lol :)



[ProGamer48508]

SILENCE!!!!!1 I KILL YOU!!!!!!

[Miqimus]

Fucking shitty jokes, only americans laugh to this and other faggots... :|

[aidanplastation3]

@Miqimus jease man,if you dont have nothing nice to say,dont say anything at all.

[SynGatesLifer]

@Miqimus So then, your saying everyone laughs at this? you said Americans and other faggots ;)

[Miqimus]

@SynGatesLifer

Ehehehehehehehhe, funny. 

[MrEltoro98]

Qayate u te mato

[AvengedPsycho]

Silence!! I kill you!!

[lukazagar1999]

1:38 LMFAO xD !

[Elkeyable]

thumb up

or

i kell youuuuuuuuuuuuu

[VongolaAQW223]

Hey its fred!

Silence! I keel you111

[Robin1890ful]

SAYLENCE! I'mma KEWL YEW! xD a new spell... :P

[MzPrinzess1999]

wth

[gottaluvbirds]

@MzPrinzess1999 SILENCE TROLL!!!, I KILL YOUU!!!

[EzioAuditoreVSAltair]

silence,IKILL YOUU

[mydia023]

I KILL UUUUU!

[jakesunde]

hahahaha



[Pivotgirl33445566]

hit 1 repedley iut looks like hes jacking jeff off

[FooRoxanaKills]

a .. c .. flemmm ..

[fairley2711]

LUV THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS X

[sabrinatimmons216]

I love this but I need SILENCE!!!!! I KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL YooooooooooooooUuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­!!!!!!

[Dustin2010james]

knock knock

who's there?

me, i kill you!

[abbablue449]

love it man(silence i kill u !)

[wileib1]

This is kinda racist...

[MrNewiwi]

250 people get Killed

[MultiDevil888]

hey im actually from the middle east but i find this video funny

[martykingw]

its okay i wont kill you just make you wish you were dead

[TheMarblegirl101]

SILENCE! (in high voice) i KILL YOU!

[the0zelda0fan]

"but your all bone."

"it's just a Flesh Wound"

"STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!!!"

[MrDuckzilla1]

silince i kill u!!!!! erm no you wont im jesus

[Dieliveson]

This is what happened to bin laden

[Messimahn]

silence i kill u!! lol niiiice

[1AlyMae1]

Silence,I kill u!!!!! Funny crap

[nyle2001]

bad quality

[cramdawg64]

1:40

That just solved world hunger.

[MegaChaseA]

this is funny but you need to get the words lined up the mouths better

[MegaChaseA]

i am a terrorfying terrorist

[cp17ish]

The U.S. told Bin Laden to shut up and Achmed

[mj3bsq8]

akhmed

[undertaker1029]

osama bin laden wouldn go silence so he killed him

[mas6oool2009]

''How you spell it ?''

''Woot ?'' XD

[Kingjordan1801]

I wont to see him live

[gamejoy01]

you see thats why we let others to rule our feelings,our rights,our world.because of the stupidity of people.we like to say:so what?!

its not so what its....WHY?STOP IT.we blaim the masons but the thrue is that we've done it to ourselfs.we don't care anymor about nothing.we just want to have a easy life.well there is not such as easy life.we give the power we are dead!!!

so thats how we will be in a while!!!DEADDDDDDDD

[MrFrankenbutt]

What the hell happened to my feet?!?! STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!! I KILL YOU! wait...what are you doing?!?! holy crap im in the air!!!!!!!!!!

[MrFrankenbutt]

Silence! I Kill You!!!!!!!!

[mupoe11]

i kill you haha

[Northsidegirls2010]

Lolchicken !

[stralisconbombabosh]

i need some legaments!! ahaha xD

[rslangen100]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha coooooooooooooooooooool man jarne slangen

[jballing4life]

god samn it i mean allah damn it

[jballing4life]

god samn it i mean allah damn it

[derickrick]

236 ppl get silenced by Achmed

[5463animepuppies]

Crowd/ HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Deadguy/ SILENCE I KILL U!

Crowd/........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[macdoodlechamp]

good evening infidel i am a terifiying terrorist rahhhhhh

[MrIhateislam100]

isn't this guy dead , the muslims finally killled him , no surprise , making fun of islam , blasphemy is punishable by death in islam , fuckin muslims and their fucking koran and sharia law , puke

[vampchk20]

Stoppppppp....touchingggggg...­.MEEEEE!!!

lmao!!!

[k1Ss0fdEAtH]

235 people got suicide bombed

[casimircat]

xD silence i kill you j'adore

[UCKnights]

You all really think this is funny? This is so stupid.

"Silence... I kill you"

Really?

This is a terrible attempt at comedy. Satire at its worse.

[jvandrad]

@UCKnights u suk man

[CloudZafiro]

@katelyn6666 STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.­..I KIIIIILLLL YOOUU!!!! LOL

[wtfscrapie72]

@CloudZafiro its i keeeeeeeeeeel yoooooooooooooou!!!!

[coolomarmukhtar]

SO FUNNY

[coolomarmukhtar]

SILENCE I KILLL YOOOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PhilEncore]

LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[HawaiianMachinist]

Stop Touching Meeeee!!!!!!LOL

[maplepuppies]

SILENCE!!!!

I KILL YOU!!!!!!!

Classic..

[CloudZafiro]

Silence! I Kill you!!

[katelyn6666]

@CloudZafiro NO I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

[cptprice1001]

Silence i kill you(FAIL!) no effect

[tRiXyx3]

man that's epic.

[Carolina6492peluche]

wow a classic....ohh he's finished....awesome.....silent­s i kill you!!!

[YouDiddntSeeAnything]

Silence . . . I Kill You!

[FalconsFanatic10]

"im a suicide bomber"

"so your finished?"

"WHAT?"

LOL

[TheDarkwolffox]

how do u spell it?? WHAT?#$@% classic :)

[princess9729]

Silence

i killlllllllll ur dad

[princess9729]

who da fuck is da ugly grey guy, he needs a lyf,

hez a robot and btw dont thnk he exsist.

[noisylence]

"Good evening Achmed."

"Good evening... Infidel..."

LOL

[licinia99]

I KILL OL

[clm6510]

your all bone....its a flesh wound lol

[Chowder908]

SILENCE I KILL YOU XD

[b4thefact]

what the heck hapand to me feet!

[superstarnate01]

i want to live ,but this guy is relly funny

[iwillsoar]

LOVE IT

[360memati]

what!!!! why me. I want to live

[shinegrove]

SILENCE! i kill you!!!!!

[edwardCULLENlover523]

lol =) lov4e it



[00000seeeeen]

うけるwwww

[BritneyNDanielleShow]

TRN UP DHA VOLUHME!!!



[ktrena]

make more

[ignatei]

but why he says "Akhmed", it should be "Ahmed", the Arabs don't pronounce "h" as "kh", like some Russians would.

[TheCrewRules]

no its achmad like sch sch achahc



[MrHeytherepplez]

let me see... a....c.....flim... lol!

[krustykrabpizza1999]

I LUV HIM!!! Achmed is so freakin funny! God dammit ohh ohh i mean allah dammit.LOL

[MrKartos1]

achmed no no ahmed with Hhhh

[krazykidd601]

227 people are secretly terrorists

[LoveXMik]

So how do u spell your name? XDD

[videostreamerdotnet1]

Stop touching me!! I kill you!

[TheDJjoa]

"How do you spell your name?" "It's a A.. C.. FLEMCH.." how classic ^^

[tylove110]

@TheDJjoa phlegm

[Parth415]

i like the part from 0:00 to 5:48

[choochooherecomes]

wow, this is not funny. In England we are streets ahead comedy wise. Check out reginald D hunter in live at the apollo. He is American and basically sums it up. He says the english use wit and intelligence in their jokes and it could take him for up to 3 weeks to realise he was insulted.

[djluke7]

@choochooherecomes come on dude I'm really getting tired of this low ball stupid american were not morons

[choochooherecomes]

@djluke7 well from what I have seen some of you are lol

[djluke7]

@choochooherecomes well yeah but england also has a large group of morons

[Angles786]

Fukin american dick heads 

[nyssaeatsworld]

Silence! I keeel you!

[TheDJjoa]

@nyssaeatsworld kill you*

[nyssaeatsworld]

@TheDJjoa i meant to put it like that, lol.

[scottydawg1234567]

3:07

'Tis but a flesh-wound!

[MrNeedforspeedpro]

OMFG NOT ENOUGH VOLUME

[RawrAurora]

how do you spell that

A-C-FLIM

WTF

X'D

[tutifruti1998]

i love it how he raises his eye brows

[Telfer81]

the only funny thing about this sketch is the irony. an American accusing people of terrorism? they're the biggest murderers in the world!

[bkwrmgirl]

@Telfer81 Why don't you tell that to the thousands of women and girls mutilated in the middle east and africa in the name of Islam.

[funlovingreek2008]

The video is out of sync

[missayaa]

pathetic

[KagomeMorino]

Jeff- your all bone

Aqumid- It's a fleshed wound!

[brookewhite214]

wow that wasnt as funny as i thought it would be!

[Slipknotkiller11]

SILENCE!...... I KEEL YOU!!!

[hennagir20]

jeff: so your a terrorist.

Dead dude: Yes...

Jeff: Well what kind of terrorist

Dead dude: a terrifying terrorist

[MrTibiafan]

Silence, I kill you!

Silence, I kill you!

Silence, I kill you!

[codyizpro808]

hhahahhahahaha

[redbearization]

Little quiz - find a difference between that -

watch?v=Wg3m3t87-dk

watch?v=ZjbJnZUJTYU

and 10 commandments

[kuwaity204]

Why, America, mocking the Arabs or Muslims we will mocking you

[greezeee]

yeah this was never funny, but people still went nuts over it

[TheGrandmaJudi]

This is a riot

[misscuppycake10]

i luv this show

[hollafestradio]

hilarious....

[ultimateskydragon]

its ahmed not achmed u dumb ass!

[krissyrox98]

@ultimateskydragon no u the dumass its achmed

[t3hslowpoke]

@krissyrox98 Retard, its a line from video.

[Mrbloodyrunner]

lol "GOD DAMMIT" "Oh oh I mean Allah dammit"

[firelord7849]

silence i kill you

[AstroGyrl101]

i love this dude!!

[XDrifter2]

@X4vi3r thats my name.... instead of "i" you should have done "!" X4^!3r

[XxDarkBloddxX]

you idiot...you dont have an ass!"

[XonneX26]

Well, made me laugh, im from Finland :)

[shymreborn]

mddddddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrr son of a ***

lool so funny

[puddingistlecker]

are you my virgins?i hope not :D:D:D

[sam3228511]

hallaries the funniest thing on earth

[greta38971]

silence i kill yu

[CopperPudding]

"I KIIILL YOUUU"

LOL! 

[bubblegum4109]

this video is funny:D

[TheBmxer4lifee]

ROFLMFAO!!!!! ilove this video the best part is 3:55

[parkour720]

This is old crap...

[1337PW]

FUCK TOY STORY, IT'S GAY

[kingbobchris]

this is funny were can i find this man and puppet at reply me back.

[adammurphy]

@kingbobchris its jeff dunham, the show is called "arguing with myself", he's very funny, saw him in vegas years back, he also also has a puppet named peanut and an old man named walter.

[lovepoison102]

"Guud evening,ENfedel"

lmao!This vid is awesome!

[KDPOSS21]

xD lmfao i loveee achmed he's the shit man

[ryanthewac]

go achmed lol

[TTimmyPokemonDude]

keel

[utty221]

this made me almost pee myself

[SelenaCheese]

Thumbs up if you came from a Scrubs video! :D

[OriginOfResistance]

Bleh, I gave this video a chance but I just didn't find this funny. At all.

[smashmaniac2008]

SILENCE!!!! I KEEL YOU!!!!

[Ibeatganon4fun]

are you scared? not really no. (I'm scared)

[Choopey9116]

" i kill you!"

[ahaghoobeance]

i KEEL YOU!!!

[soyboy]

achmed is awesome

[Jizzer729]

silence i keel all of you's

[XxMySkittlesxX]

I love Achemd and Walter there sooo funny

[Lyna4290]

"You idiot!" Walter says, "you dont have an ass!!" OMFG classic

[legolasrules]

Oh I hate Walter.