Bad Santa - Checkers

[Rufuzz2]

0:41 to 0:43 lol'z at his face xD

[trevput]

I like how he is so proud when he says "king me"

[2011METS]

Lmao!!

[koolkillax]

This was uploaded before my BD!

[TheNameUnknowen]

The dialog for this movie is fucking amazing.

I can't expect any less from the Cohen brothers.

[tang0manana]

@TheNameUnknowen It's from Terry Zwigoff, not the Cohens. Check out Ghost World for more Terry

[TheNameUnknowen]

@tang0manana The Cohen bother had part in the writing for this script.

[tang0manana]

@TheNameUnknowen On iMDB and there are two writers listed for this movie script, neither one named Coen. The Coens are listed as "Executive Producers" but that implies financial backing not screenwriting.

[TheNameUnknowen]

@tang0manana That's because their listed as "uncredited".

[ParkinsandLynch]

YOU LOUSY, CHEATIN, LITTLE, SHIT!!!!!!!!!

[jarad109]

at 00:53 its sooooooo funny

[makaveli9999]

he's genius

[Antichrist2000]

You can tell the kid was trying his best at the end not to laugh.

[KieranMckenna789]

LOOOOL!!!!!!! Wanna Play Again?

[jarad109]

or kee me

[jarad109]

when the kid did hid secret move he went team me

[jarad109]

i pissed my pants all the way though

[jarad109]

this is fucking funny at 0:55

[jarad109]

and i liked the part at 00:55

[jarad109]

i liked the part at 00:51

[jarad109]

this is funny



[jarad109]

thums up if you liked this part at 00:52

[jarad109]

thums up if you laghed at this part when willie says son of a bitch

[WoahItsDarylMorris]

"you sit there and you play like the fucking deadlice are fallin' off of you and then suddenly you're like fucking seabiscuit all over the god damn place!"

[Jukle0]

 (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

BOARD FLIP!

[Nysguy2003]

Ok, maybe Im crazy, but where that seabiscuit line come from? Ive seen this movie over a dozen times and never heard him say that before.

[2phatand2short]

"Wanna Play Again?" LMFAO!!!!!!!

[Usomadbros]

0:53 or 0:54 is best

[mgrchip]

"YOUR LIKE FUCKIN' SEABISCUIT ALL OVER THE GODDAMN PLACE"

[Effedup]

Best Christmas movie of the 2000's, hands down.

[SaMiAm702]

@Effedup Friday After Next.

[black101dahlia]

wanna play again

[hotpattiwings02]

Lol.....that's a lot of checker pieces he's throwing around. Lol classic movie.

[ShanesAutos]

your a fucking smartass is what you are!! ahh haha its impossible to dislike this movie.

[Scarface5620]

willies face at 0:41 priceless

[JK97KING]

HAHAHAH I think i peed my pants

[BarstoolBlues33]

Once you you take your finger off the checker that is the end of your turn so he was in fact a..."lousy cheatin' little shit" lol.

[TheHeardHouse]

...flakes, not lice PaPa:)

[TheHeardHouse]

...the extrajudicial DOD force that literally and individually sickens every cooperating prisoner - that makes them worship Obama beyond their own families so they can live with themselves- keeps bad Santa from finding true love and he treated every lady like a genuine Princess Hu!!!

But that is despite the socially awkward position a full blown and world wide military operation-that collapsed democracy-but me into HU!!!

[TJWilkerson420]

@TheHeardHouse what the fuck are you talking about?

[TheHeardHouse]

You know HU, I saw the previews for Spielberg and Hanks latest piles of social shit and it reminded me of the Hollywood American bad boy that everyone wanted to ride-and who wouldn't Saudra- but every time bad Santa kicks this President to another corner of the world so he can seek cooperation to ensure the destruction of any citizen necessary to ensure their is no proof of a collapse of democracy, the elimination of the Geneva convention, rule of law, due process, ect, ect...

[Alezey574]

I laughed the fuck out loud when the kid said "King me" loooooooooooool

[KleWdSide]

When me & my brother played chess as kids, he sometimes pulled that shit on me. It was fucking annoying! Haha

[lcb1979]

i love this kid at the end hes like want to play again lol hes a smart ass at least hes a smart ass and not a dumb ass well he was at the begining

[lcb1979]

good one kid ill try it

[SPANDEXDIVAS]

HAHAHAHA AWESOME.....THE KID IS SOOOO COOL!

[chuyito1010]

funny as shit

[Dissimulatex]

@ 0:20 - Billy Bob's face LOL.

[sniffindrawz]

XDXDXDX 

[mjbeck513]

billlllllllllllyyyyyy booooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb­

[bugattisupersport100]

lol "you sit there and play like deadlice are fallun off of u and then suddenly... your like fuckin seabiscuit all over the place. your a smart ass thats what u are kid" XDDDD i pissed my pants

[harrypothead]

LOVE THIS KID WANNA PLAY AGAIN!

[harrypothead]

LOVE THIS KID

[XxBLiiNDxX1107]

its funny how that kid always stays calm

[UncrownedGlobe3]

lol its funny how he says shit lol SHHIIIEEETTT

[southernclassik]

I get this mad when i keep getting killed in Call of Duty...

[ginlover92545]

I just love the on billys face at 0:03

[81jeepfreakjr]

YOU LOUSY, CHEATIN', LITTLE, SHIT!!!

[crimson6858]

Wanna play again??

[TheFinal013]

You mad bro?

[lolatmyfoot]

can anyone tell me what @3434aaaa said?

[spk9grsch]

fucking leonardo da vinci

[iyequertu54]

i love how thurman says "king me", hilarious

[GottaLoveCoD]

wanna play again?

[shthd84]

why do people get thumbs up for quoting the whole damn thing

[jackfwoodward]

@shthd84 because it shows that idiots have a good human ability to repeat things as if people are deaf ;D

[bubbaXzone]

LOL i died laughing at like 20 seconds in. Bad santa's face is priceless lmaooo

[CHRISTIANNWO]

Wanna play again?

[FresnoCA93727]

Snot nose little punk! LoL

[brett4lifevikes]

At the beggining of the movie i feel real bad for the kid,I don't really know why either?

[reuter51]

@theboredman1 Yeah he understood that he heard that, but he and 56 other people thought it was so fucking funny, he thought he would put that as a comment. Douche.

[rofflecopterr]

King Me! :D

[GodschildJCE]

for some reason this kid reminds me of an ewok...

[Atamagahen08]

Wanna play again?

[bigdaddy32619]

I lought so hard

[VickiLeek]

The kids face is the funniest, when he's getting yelled at lol "King me"

[Swordsman808]

This was arguably my favorite scene of the movie. Nearly shitted myself just watching it again after all this time!

[ZackJ100]

King me....

[minpinpuppy]

AHAH, brett --the kid-- goes to my school. he's grade 12 now, and he's in student council. funniest kid ever.

[natercurtis]

king me.

[wallyhunner1]

The "best" movie I ever did see!!!

[Bunker191990]

Wanna play again??????

[ginlover92545]

LOL from the intro on this scene I knew willie was gonna bond w/ this kid wether he liked it or not! LOL this movie is a geinius comic work of art!!! for those who dont like bad santa is a wet blanket w/ NO sense of humor!!!

[Kole777]

I grew up with A Christmas Story, my kids will grow up with Bad Santa.

[ginlover92545]

@Kole777 LOL THATS FUNNY!!

[DrMBA28]

The kid's face when he says "king me" is so priceless. I think he actually is fucking with him lol

[Doctorgib]

@DrMBA28 That fucking face would infuriate the shit out of me omg.

[TwoLeggedBeast09]

jew fro

[MrSmoothmove]

wanna play again?

[mikeywido2007]

His face at 0:53 is priceless, its just so blank then he just snaps haha I love this fucking move.

[MrJustoalfredo]

hahahahahaha fucken kid...

[shadowkill64]

The kid was trying his hardest not to crack a smile while asking to play again.

[jackjackdam1]

King me!

"son of a fucking bitch"

LMFAO

[Gethe94]

0:35 haha his reaction

[3434aaaa]

Hey, you guys !!! I'm not a pedo, alright. I am just misunderstood. If only you could understand my love for this kid.

[quan13870]

Dis is da funniest xmas movie ever.!

[parazitinfect]

my fav christmas movie

[kamilakamek]

wanna play again?

[bigbillyz]

King Me... Son of  Bitch!

[dudemandudeguy56]

pause at 1:05 and try not to laugh when u look at it

[dudemandudeguy56]

i like it when he says sandwiches all the time. how does he keep a strait face

[aldernagon3]

best movie ever

[wwefan44555]

king me

[yogafan6500]

The fat kid reminds me of Russell the fat boy scout from Up.

[ALLOFMYLOVE4U]

You're fuckin' with me

[SKatman115]

when he said king me i actually felt a little anger build too. is that a bad sign?

[NewDay923]

got to fuckin applaud that kid

[RejectedSpiritX]

Wanna play again? LOL epic

[youngs1ncere]

Thurman Murman LOL!

[elpibepiola1984]

YOU LOUSY, CHEATING, LITTLE SHIT.....LMFAO

[Leatherbubba]

King me.

[giggygiggygoo12]

10 people lost in a game of checkers and flipped out!

[Nelanlol]

@giggygiggygoo12 or, they just didnt like the clip.

[zgirl777]

@giggygiggygoo12 correction: "flipped the f*ck out" lol

[cuntcrazy09]

LMFAO ROFL whe nthurman is jumping his pieces he looks worried then is shows him agian and hes pissed

[BaKeDay420]

Billy Bob Thorton + Bad Santa = Fucking Hilarity

[pissedllama]

This kid is a great little actor!!

[lalazaf]

i watched this movie bout 10 times and it never growz old no matter wot the season

[ginlover92545]

LOL you know willie was softing up to that kid when he was playing checkers w/ him!!!

[ludogg03]

classic!

[tassader123]

this is really funny 

[DustinLee46]

SON OF A BITCH! You lousy, cheatin' little shit! You're fuckin' with me. You did that on purpose. You sit there and you play like the fuckin' dead lice are fallin off ya. Then suddenly you're like fuckin' sea buscuit all over the goddamn place.

[TheAmazingScotsman]

@DustinLee46 Yeah we just watched it mate.

[jamesdean220103]

@DustinLee46 Wanna A Play Again

[ryanhosn1]

@DustinLee46 ok, we just fuckin watched it, this would be useful only if i had it on mute

[HellboyLogan]

@DustinLee46 ...Wanna play again?

[MrTheMakemebad]

@DustinLee46 wanna play again? lol

[SAYURU89]

@DustinLee46 Wanna play again

[theboredman1]

@DustinLee46 yeah, i heard that part. douche.

[HippieHunter357]

@DustinLee46 You're a smartass, is what you are kid.

[CornTasteGood]

@DustinLee46 Wanna play again?

[HugeDeal]

@DustinLee46 Glad you saw it also, thanks for writing what was just said... idiot.

[DirtRacerProductions]

@DustinLee46 Thank you for the subtitles, I'm deaf. 

[blueoctober6]

@DustinLee46 your a smart-ass is what you are kid! XD

[brenchtoast44]

That kid is awesome for not laughing

[Zellieth]

@brenchtoast44 yeah that must have been so hard LOL

[EWAUltimate]

"Wanna play again?" LMFAO

[ThePrinceProblem]

10 people lost at checkers or are soccer moms

[GoldGodzilla]

@ThePrinceProblem dont you mean football mums, not soccer moms, wtf is mom

[crazybaseballdude12]

@GoldGodzilla

umm no he's right. do i have to break it down for you?

mom=american for mother

soccer=american for football

how the hell do you not know that??? are you 5 or something?

epic scene. love this movie.

[GoldGodzilla]

@crazybaseballdude12 nah its called football and its mum not mom

[crazybaseballdude12]

@GoldGodzilla

you're clueless. get your facts straight. things are said and pronounced differently. that's like saying english is the primary language that is used all over the world. we don't use terms like wanker, rubbish, and bloody (as a subject to describe a situation).

then again, you can believe what you want. we don't care.

[GoldGodzilla]

@crazybaseballdude12 go fuck yourself internet nerd

[notsobright062003]

LMFAO!! how did the kid keep himself from LAUGHING? haha..man i laughed through out this movie. haha..

[jamesdean220103]

@notsobright062003 how do you know they didn't take like 400 hundred takes before in till he stopped laughing lol

[notsobright062003]

@jamesdean220103 i don't know..which is why i asked "how"

[Konformation07]

U mad Willie?

[TheFOOfighterFREAK]

9-27-10 LOVE 'Bad Santa'....I own this!! CLASSIC....the little overweight kid FU#KIN' with 'Billy Bob Thornton'.....OMFG!!! He's a Funny Dude! 1 of my FAVORITE Actors.

I lmao again.... Thanks. I'll Sub you & add as friends. PEACE!

[347avatar]

pause at 0:55 xXxXxXD

[347avatar]

lol 0:53

[koolkillax]

"You're fucking with me!!" XD

[anonymous5541]

Happens when you party naked.

[PrymeMick]

***COPY AND PASTE***  Call from the Big Guy (President Barack Obama)

[SuperMassacre13]

lol that kid is just tryna hold it in but i fell outta my seat laughing! XD

[SATANRULEzzzz]

He reminds me of my father

[dreamEternal]

@SATANRULEzzzz HAHA ya, kicks your ass in a game, you throw a tantrum, while he waits patiently with that Innocent look on he's face, then asks you for a new game, WHICH for some freaking reason you cant not play!

[southernclassik]

''ya sit there and play like fuckin the dead lice are fallin off of ya, and then suddenly your like fuckin Seabiscuit all over the god dammed place!''

[sexcation]

He's like Seabiscuit

[timranieri]

that kid is soo fat lol

[ChinkyAsi4n]

@timranieri lol dont be mean the story hes 8 and looks like 200 pounds

[FingerElevenRULEZ]

@timranieri LOLL

[SHiKiFanGirl4eva]

OH MY FREAKIN GOD!!!! my uncle was right! my lil cousin has a friend that is like a smaller version of theruman murman!!!!! 8O the kid comes over barefoot and shows like no emotion! XD

[rino03b]

KING ME!

[Fegensi]

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Slimdagremlin]

one of the funniest movie scenes i've ever seen man

[theman3320]

billy bob might be the most odd man i've ever seen.........but damn is he funny

[Middriver02]

My favourite part your like sea biscuit o.O

[3434aaaa]

Man, I love this kid. He's so cute. And fat. I wish I knew him. Put him on my lap, tickle him, pet him and play around with him. I love this kid.

[dlhawks]

@3434aaaa HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[undertaker1779]

@3434aaaa umm pediphile but ok

[3434aaaa]

@undertaker1779 What !!! I'm not a paedophile. You didn't get what I was trying to say. I mean, come on , look at the kid ! He is like a little panda. Don't you just wanna pet him. He is so cute. Someday, if I have a son like him, I would love him to death.

So cute.

[sureiguess1]

@3434aaaa Wtf? He's not a puppy for christs sake. If ur a girl i have a spot on my body that u can pet and tickle and play around with if u want. i'll even let u sit on my lap xp

[Numan0411]

@3434aaaa wtf????

[TranceLuvr69]

@3434aaaa thats pretty fucking weird

[ANGRYMAN1234567]

@3434aaaa wow u sound like a fucking pedo

[TheChicano77]

@3434aaaa i seriously hope your not a grown man. cuz thats downright disturbing...

[blockstar96]

@3434aaaa pedo alert