Galesburg Man gets bicycle towed for dui

[TrentRichey122182]

omg that's funny shit right there. I've met that guy before, he had some damn good jerkey too!!!!

[Ampifier1994]

Thanks for getting that bicycle off the street.I feel much safer now!

[mark519911]

its called doing their job and following procedure. c'mon people this is more paper work for them and you act like they would rather do paper work and mess with you then have a quiet night.

[slb19778]

I'm surprised it wasn't state trooper officer wagle. he is known for stalkin bars here n town

[snlgirl2001]

Tax dollers hard at work what is realy bad is that the cop shop is just around the corner like maybe 50 yards?

[knoxtex08]

It's a damn shame the cops had to go an mess with him! it's not like he was gonna run anybody over or crash through a store front and cause a bunch of damage. Its just another case of the police screwin around with people cuz they don't have anything better to do. And that my friends of G-burg is some bs.

[knoxtex08]

If I had a dollar for every domestic disturbance outside of that bar I could have bought at least one text book for class lol. I remember one night the whole bar emptied out into the intersection while two guys tried to fight each other. Musta been like 30 people out in the middle of the street. 3 cop cars and they didn't even intervene! guess its wise they didn't cuz the smitty's crowd don't play games

[fullchoke77]

the cops and towing company split the exspensive towing cost and laugh in our faces, fucking theives

[enlightened1ish]

I thought I've seen it all until I watched this video.

[shizoninthehishouse]

WTF, who needs a freakin tow truck for a bicycle when I can carry one on my sholder or it can easily be loaded into the back of a pick-up or a trunk of a car. I remember a guy telling me that if the cops caught you riding your bicycle around drunk, you wouldn't get a DUI but you would get a BUI. Now I did get a DUI but it was in my truck, not on a bicycle, however I did get a regular traffic ticket on a bicycle for going the wrong way in a lane on the road.

[KickYoAsss]

Way to waste my tax dollars! Thank you very much!

[limejester]

LOL! gotta love our town



[limejester]

LOL! gotta love our town

[pietruck1215]

This is crazy

[93cad]

Well obviously the freebird is a cop who is sticking up for his fellow officer. Guess what? No one cares! We wouldnt talk shit if you didnt harrass us for nothing at times. Dont get me wrong i know that there is shady shit in this town but GPD takes it to the extreme sometimes and looks for reasons to fuck with people they dont like for personal reasons. Have a good day but seriously this whole thing was uncalled for and you know it. Granted i know it was a rock island cop but still. BOGUS!

[ENTOLOGY]

Uhh, YES THERE WAS AN IMPOUND FEE!!

[ralahinn1]

And how many drivers there were able to drive their cars home that night, hmmm?

[pyre42]

@ralahinn1 so right on the money, a car is so much more lethal than a bicycle and I'm sure there were some drunk idiots out swerving thru the streets while this officer was busy harrassing the jerky man

[Toadail]

Wow, way to waste taxpayers' money. This is fucking idiotic. Is he gonna have his bicycling license suspended?! WTF

[ENTOLOGY]

Not long ago, it was bite & chew, now it's flavorsville, a tastebud's stew, excite yo' mouth, know the name, for Juicy Jaws, the tongueslanginbest, come sundown, outlaw the rest, have a bite . . . . of Jerky James!

Available wherever you see the Jerky Man!

[ENTOLOGY]

Listen to the story about the Jerky Man, tongueslanginbest jerky in the land, made all in his kitchen by him and his wife, united in the cause of living a good life . . . . right that is, by the golden rule, they who have the gold . . . well one day while on his motor bike, trying to raise funds for the causes of his life, up came a trooper with malice in his eyes, towed the Jerk mobile and handcuffed Jerky tight . . . . took Jerky to jail, wrote him ten tickets, then went back to Rock Island

[ENTOLOGY]

. . . . well Jerky goes to court on the third day, the judge says “What!” and sends Jerky on his way, and now that you’ve heard about the Jerky Man, did you know he has the best jerky in all of the land? . . . so when you see him, what you gonna do? Cause Jerky Man, got the best chew! (sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

[ENTOLOGY]

This is the Jerky Man, aka, Jerky James, tongueslanginbest, outlaw the rest!™ I want to set the record straight here. IT WAS NOT GPD, IT WAS A SGT. STATE TROOPER FROM ROCK ISLAND! AFTER HEARING REPORT OF THE MOTORIZED BICYCLE MARAUDER OF THE 'BURG, SARGE KNEW THAT GPD NEEDED REINFORCEMENTS TO THWART THIS MENACE! MAKING THE JOURNEY, SARGE LOCATED THIS NE'R DO WELL, IMPOUNDED HIS CYCLE AND WROTE HIM TEN TICKETS! THANKS SARGE, THE CITIZENS AND PEDESTRIANS OF THE 'BURG SHALL REMEMBER YOU FOREVER!

[pyre42]

@ENTOLOGY and right on, jerky man, love your shit, and your positive attitude. galesburg appreciates you :P

[Jobu567]

dude. I love this town. I'm with u here laughing!!! Only in Galesburg!!!

[pistolpete2400]

haha wow only in gay galesburg illinois

[DwBrackett]

rofl

[93cad]

@ anyone! The motor fits right into the frame! Regardless they could have walked the bike one fucking block but instead want to charge impound fees to meet their quota. Pathetic! Fuck em!

[pyre42]

@93cad seems like they we're obviously trying to be dicks, giving him 10 tickets, an impound fee, and god know what else, when they could have just told him to walk or something. and yeah, isn't smitty's right across the street from the PD

[FreeBirdSuckerPunch]

@pyre42 NO IMPOUND FEE

[FreeBirdSuckerPunch]

@93cad NO IMPOUND FEE

[ZanerBlack]

I'm impressed the drunken idiots knew how to work the camera. It's not like the bike would fit in the squad car. I like how the poster doesn't know proper English or spelling. GPD keep up the good work!

[pyre42]

@ZanerBlack seriously? have even met the guy, do you even live around here? nicest guy you'll ever meet, i can't possibly imagine what would have caused them to want to arrest poor james and he even said ina comment here that judge was dumbfounded by such a lame excuse for the gpd to waste their time

[MATTspazzFARRELL]

thats horseshit....Cant a guy just sell his jerky to feed his jerky kids...

[DPGZ28]

Saying Jerkyman is infamous isn't a good thing.. don't hurt his jerky trading business...

Side note... if you had a brain in that skull of yours, you would know this was a state police stop, not GPD...

Oh yeah, not that I agree or disagree with the stop, but how else do you propose that they impound a bicycle with an engine bolted to it? Won't fit in a crown vic, or an impala...

[codawg528]

this is why i moved out of illinois illinois is so stupid you could have roller skates on and make a engine noise with your mouth and youll get polled over for accessive reving

[drake4321]

jerky man he pays everything with beef jerky

[93cad]

FREE JERKY!!!

[diz0baby]

Ahh that was a shame...we was therr when that went down...

[TomatoeAssassin]

"RETARDED!!"

Yes, the guy filming this is retarded.

[narutolinkfan]

lol

[93cad]

They stole his jerky too! Nothing better to do! They gave him a DUI because his Nike has a motor on it! GPDs finest!

[FreeBirdSuckerPunch]

@93cad He got every bit of his jerky back!!

[85fierogt1]

wow

[93cad]

WTF?