The Whole Foods conspiracy - Kevin Camia

[penrithtearoom]

Boring, dumb, trying way too hard to be funny. Lame.

[defgill]

That was comedy gold.

[lamontsanford33830]

Unfunny spic.

[aluisious]

@lamontsanford33830 Filipino, you stupid fuck.

[SalvadorOne23]

Whole Foods isn't racist idiots! They're not over priced and everyome there is kind. It's one of the best companies out there. I'm vegan and Mexican and every time I go to Whole Foods I get treated with respect.

[PanzerBlitz43]

Ask whole foods why they're sell GMO and pesticide foods from China, or endangered fish species that Walmart wouldn't sell. Their managers will practically attack you.

[DontTread0nMe1776]

@PanzerBlitz43 What items do you find GMO and Chinese at Whole Foods?  Maybe some seeds?

[PanzerBlitz43]

@DontTread0nMe1776 There are packaged and canned foods from china which whole foods has no problem selling, if you care to look. And anything they label "natural" is usually a fraud. Organic label is government regulated, most of what whole foods has labelled natural has GMO.in it and pesticide. Whole foods doesn't care about toxins in meat either.definitely not a place for vegetarians, there's more meat than mainstream markets..and doesn't label it's cheese that has animal rennet (sheep guts).

[rainydaizy]

Stupid!

[gregdoh]

still trying to figure out which I dislike more, whole foods or your lack of funny jokes. the free range asparagus line was funny so stick to the one-liners please

[dsdougharty]

thats awful; Awful funny

[turkishmade]

ssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

[Xilosphere]

@hydrobot2003 I'm a minority and I've received some of the absolute best service at the WholeFoods Market... There, I just wrecked your entire baseless statement. Have a nice day :]

[hydrobot2003]

@Xilosphere - you got lucky then. Don't worry your time will eventually come. Don't cry later! and no you monkfish you didn't wreck my entire statement... Get a arrests report from all the wholefoods.. almost all of the people are minorities you fool! Do your homework before you open your zackley diseased mouth!!

[CrAzYcArNiE08]

slow jam tape fish FTW!

[nadoop]

LMAO @ chickens raised by both parents. hahahaha.

[MrKoliba]

Man, it's all those corporations with all their corporate greed and stuff. Fight the power bro!

[jemremyc]

WTF are you talking about? Are you schizophrenic? I don't want to offend you, but you should consider seeing a psychiatrist about this.

[somedudenamedsean]

@jemremyc psychaiatrists are useless.

[waysgoose]

@somedudenamedsean you should learn to spell before you go making such sweeping statements.

[GlobalCitizenOne]

You keep thinking that bud

[jerodwilson]

not very funny

[kingkongpingpongdong]

"free range asparagus"

on the floor laughing!

[skatekoh]

they dont have enough vids of him

[FragnastiC]

I want more from this guy, I've searched him up, but can't seem to find anything.

[levitazn]

kevin camia is hilarious! i saw him doing standup a while ago and he had me dying on his ground and pound love making routine

[ShunsFilms]

Free range asparagas hahah so funny

[imperialcereal]

this guy is good, he should have his own show!!!

[VvFrankVv]

That laugh meter at the end is really anoying

[TattooGirl]

This guy is great!

[anightmareschild]

Drowning the prom king was so random XD

[joebread]

Not if you have seen all of his other stuff. lol still this was super funny. Hahaha

[wileystyley]

This clip is damn funny!!! thanks for posting. I really like this comic, he has a great relaxed delivery... awesome!!

[MarcusCicero7]

lol I like all the people who thought this was the right time to share their thoughts on vegetarians and their own personal diets. Could of sworn this was a comedy video...

[KoreanKidSteve]

guys stfu its a comedy no one cares about vegitartians theyre gay

[troymaxus]

Bravo!!

[BerlinerLuft]

This is one of the best rooftop comedy vids lately. I'd like to see more of him.

[PcaKestheaod]

I like comedians that laugh at their own jokes.

[tadshackles]

I draw the line at things that taste bad. If god didn't want us to eat beef and chicken he wouldn't have made it all so damn delicious. End of story. Poisonous berries taste like shit. God was thinking that day it seems...

[MCRrockToTheEnd]

Funniest thing i heard all day.

[LeeroyFan101]

Plants have life too. I mean they grow and shit, isn't that life too?

[helga01]

but where do you draw the line? should we all avoid walking on grass now?

[LeeroyFan101]

I honestly don't care lol I eat and enjoy meat and vegetables. I just asked that question to fuck around with vegetarians and make them feel guilty the next time they eat a poor and defenseless plant.

At least animals can fight back! Plans are just there and can't do anything. YOU MONSTERS!

[KoreanKidSteve]

lol i know!

[MutaliskMaster]

drowning the prom king lol

[alex399r]

vegetarians eat fish, vegans don't eat fish or dairy products as well as red and white meat, My sister is one O.o

[elorawhoo]

Vegans don't eat meat or dairy (I don't know if that includes fish)

Vegetarians don't eat meat or fish, but they eat/drink dairy.

Pescetarians (sp?) don't eat meat but they do eay fish.

[stuartlex]

Vegans don't eat any animals or anything that comes from an animal. So they don't eat fish.

[OMGSammysHere]

Wow, real vegetarians don't eat fish dipshit.

[MadamePC]

flavor in pesticides ... lol

[JerkyChid]

Slow and not very funny until the death of the prom king part, now THAT is funny! "Here's your crown! *drown*"

[Seras999]

I kept waiting for the funny part... but it never came :(

[retepvosnul]

Not very funny, Not very insightful. Boring actually.

[CTPa10]

Yeah it'll save the farmers that do it

[brillantandfantastic]

i LOVE organic food!

[RyuuKagutsuchi]

Eating organic food won't "save" the planet.

[robby51792]

2nd

[rogermoore27]

All this paranoia about organic food is fuckery. Season my food with pesticides.