Jamie Kilstein Updated Gay Rights Material

[Jonnyferrari202]

This guy sucks.

[loserlikeme11]

This man is a God! Thank you for this!

[Astariel2525]

It isn't really that funny to me, it's just unfortunately true.

[ktbtrox]

OMG Jamie is amazing!!!! If you love him as much as i do then go check out citizen radio on itunes omg its so amazing!!!!!!:)

[halflifeproductionz]

WHAT THE FUCK!!???? am i the only one. this guy is horrible. Go watch the chasers for political humour. this guy is a left wing bogan. or atleast watch Bill Maher.

[chiselbutt]

Is it just me or is that drink he takes at the very end probably the most hard end and well deserved drink ever! What an amaxing rant!

[MrsMelrom]

This is epic stuff - the very best line is - I think - "either that, or he needs to fire his ghost writer immediately". Whatever our belief structures, they are considered statuted and enforced by humans for humans. You have to learn to think, to weigh up and reason for youself - either that or follow, lemming-like witless bigots whose main aim in life seems to be to point out difference (from their own very flat-valued image of what 'man' should be) and kick the s**t out of it.

[isteemaen]

meth, the Nascar of drugs

[myspanishrose]

This man is fucking amazing, I'm dying of laughter! Best part? Everything he's saying is true!! xDD

[KarenSaysRAWR]

Shame-fisting. This man is wondering.

[lobum]

I just laughed until I pissed myself.

[MissPDXvlogs]

This is the kinda stuff that should be seen by people. not all the other shit! This is WONDERFUL! take the humor and ENJOY IT and also enjoy the fact that this is some damn truth.

[Tamugetsu]

@MissPDXvlogs I know, right? I spend so much time looking for a well-worded, original argument for LGBT rights, and when I finally find one that isn't the same (legitimate) talking points that gay-bashers have learned to ignore, it's an angry rant from a comedian. I love this guy.

[sillykatz]

I want to see that commercial! 

[joelwiklund90]

@anonwhymouse

Sorry, I was wrong. He doesn't have a girlfriend...

He's got a wife though.

[Htown75]

EPIC!!!

[Weakandlame]

Best part is, he actually did email those Kansas shitbags



[smoked04]

meh, not funny.

[rockbottomalien]

@smoked04 dont watch it then you ignorant piecie of shit. educate yourself befoee you watch comedians that actually know what theyre talking about

[Kamehameha0110]

awesome!

don't want to get into an argument with this dude

[andrewtregoning]

listening to this guy on joe rogan's podcast, liked him on that but has he got any better stuff than this? this is quite weak

[vermanshane]

Saw you on Rogan's podcast now a huge fan, great podcast (Citizen Radio) awesome standup.

[Anonwhymouse]

watching him on the joe rogan podcast, i'm ok with him, i don't care if people are gay.. i hate that feminine voice with the lisp, i can't stand it. Its smug, and feminine.. i can't handle that.. so fuck this guy.. i'm sure he wants to be.

[recklesshighwaypig]

@Anonwhymouse So you don't care if people ARE gay but if they sound like what you perceive gay to sound like (feminine) you dislike them, assume they must want to be gay (whatever that's supposed to mean) and decide also that they are smug? All of this you have deduced from their tone of speaking voice? I have deduced from your typingdumb that you are stupid, have homosexual leanings that you are uncomfortable with but will soon act on, and with a come-filled mouth lisp "i love you thamie!"

[CuzImShort90]

@Anonwhymouse ... Shoooo, the grown ups are talking.

[joelwiklund90]

@Anonwhymouse You do know that he's not gay? It's he and his girlfriend who have the Citizen Radio-thing.

So, you have a problem with his way of speaking? Or did you just think you had a problem with his way of speaking, because you thought he was gay?

[Anonwhymouse]

@joelwiklund90 i don't care if he wants dick or not i just think he talks like a flamboyant and smug prick, i guess, but ill go away, sorry if i offended anyone..

[philateliceun]

@MyThebrad Maybe if you put on your site that you are a combination of George Carlin and Bill Hicks many people will think you are a arrogant loser who needs to overcompensate with his site for his lack of talent. Maybe thats his problem.

[DailyDrewski]

This was one of the most epic rants EVER.

[michaelstarcrossed42]

Wow amazing!

[PubicBone69]

I don't really disagree with this rant as much as I find it trite and obvious.

[MultiversalNomad]

Hee hee excellent

[pyr666]

can't breath, laughing too hard. send help!

[mbooth1984]

hot and funny! yes!

[SurrealDespair]

That was THE BEST RANT I've ever seen in my life!

[DueCarnage]

That was good.

[trickell]

<3



[SunTzuing]

Defense of Marriage Act is the short title of a federal law of the United States signed into law by President Bill Clinton on September 21, 1996, which is a federal law defining a marriage between a man and a women.

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In February, President Obama announced that he would not enforce this Act. He has taken another power grab for the Executive Branch by not following our Constitution, but choosing which laws to follow and which not to.

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Just imagine if he did that for Obamacare.

Allen West 2012

[phxflyguy]

@SunTzuing You've got it all wrong. Obama never said that he wouldn't enforce DOMA. He said that he will not defend its constitutionality in court because it's unconstitutional.  There's a huge difference.

[halflifeproductionz]

this guy IS NOT funny, c'mon jamie where the fuck do you get your material from? norman chomsky isn't a comedian, his a college professor.

[loadedlongboardlover]

i want to be you when america grows the fuck up

[loadedlongboardlover]

haha the religion part is soooooo true

[maimingajayhawkcub]

White men created religion?  That's news to me. This guy is a dipshit.

[lamaya43]

@maimingajayhawkcub they created that crazy mormon shit

[WLhokies]

@maimingajayhawkcub That's all you took from that?

[martinw1200]

the problem has nothing to do with politics. Lewis Black is as far left as Kilstein. But Black is talented and funny. He's actually clever. Kilstein is like a bad preacher who counts on "amens" from the audience to prop up a bad show.

[martinw1200]

Does all this guy do is rant like an internet troll? I just saw him on Conan and he was screaming things we were saying 20 years ago in regular conversation. Amazing how low expectations are getting.

[dermeg27]

Nothin ah good exorcism wouldn't fix.

[HVKevin809]

cant wait for conan

[mrGreatBrownHope]

I know that asshole brother with an email account. Oh those Kilsteins...

[lordlacolith]

A-triple-plus.

[ttramone]

Fucking awesome

[askagaydad]

Awesome!

[TezQuetz]

This is a colossal, monumental, GARGANTUAN basket of WIN.

You, sir, are my new hero, SING IT.

[BenFranklinIsSexy]

Dream husband.

[bethanatorrr]

You are my hero.

[skjachin]

i can hear the spoken word in his stand up

[cmccoy2002]

Brilliant!!!

[jesseatsorphans]

This man is a genius combination of hilarity and politics. <3

[peach6182]

I saw this guy performing in Minneapolis last Saturday night and the whole show was BRILLIANT! My side still hurts from laughing so much.

[technologeekery]

@peach6182: Me too! He was fantastic. Watching this reminded me of how long his strings of hilarity are -- they resulted in some definite side hurting.

[TimBambiStalin]

Fuck God, fuck God in his divine ass good!

That makes me happy

[SeattleRexx]

Very funny!

[theHipstertoo]

I am very disappointed I can't rate this video LOVE IT ! Jamie, you are a genius and EVERY WORD you say should be played full blast in every Right-Wing Christian home every morning just before the mandatory "pancakes of God" are served. Thank you for being ALIVE !

[daccord1]

"These are people who raise a child for a better reason than 'the condom broke' "

best line ever =] haha

[HoratioSpielberg]

I love that you uploaded the video yourself but still managed to write your name wrong. ;)

[LawsonComedy]

This rant is fucking brilliant.

[Jeffitaph]

hahaha..."cock of righteousness"....hahahaha

[MusicJew158]

I love that he is from DC area hes got a DC area vibe hardcore. Keep repping brother. That's right I just said that.

[MrDreamPop]

well that was a mouthful

[Nejira]

Great stuff:)

[BeforeTheNoose]

Brilliant. "Father diddly hands" LOL

[ColinFox]

That was awesome, Why have I not heard of this guy? Brilliant comedy!

[abarnes29]

I hurt..I hurt so bad from laughing!!

[AnitaLife27]

Genius!!!!!!

[Tsugo582]

Haha bloody hell Jaime Kilstein is hilariouse!

[Dragonflamz]

i dont live in america so i dont know how famous you are jamie, but you're probably severely under-rated, top act!

[Dragonflamz]

@Dragonflamz on a side-note i live in britain and normally find american comediens to be crude and unfunny but you're def the best i've seen so kudos!

[Kassie0ate0a0cow]

isn't this just one of the best things ever??

[roguestake]

I found you on a Nerdfighter's youtube favorite list. I love you and I love Nerdfighters!

[heartofpixels]

He is too brilliant.

[sadguyfoundout1]

this guy's humor actually turned me the fuck on! XD

[FreightTrainEnt]

I was there for this live and almost had a heart attack from laughing my ass off!!!!

[kissfan7]

Meth-Induced Fuckspree = awesome name for a rock band.

[BobForehead]

i'm so there!

[filorps]

Reality show.

[ealonhowell]

Agreed!

[CutieBabe25]

I second ALL of that! Well said! :D

[jemremyc]

This guy's material is great. I just wish he'd take a break every now and then to let me laugh. I have to stifle my laughter so that I don't miss anything. He needs to slow it down.

[Adavidson100]

haaeha, to shame fist him into a coma!

zomg

[AThagoras]

Brilliant! It's hilarious, but he makes some really good points.

[liberationn15]

Ah, I have a new favorite comedian

[UrsoDaCortesia]

FAIL.

This guy should do something else.

Despite use the fact that sodomite ted haggerd fucking man whore high on meth is amusing he managed to do a very crappy stand up.

[jlipp133]

Looking forward to the show at American University on April 20!

[JennyA215]

Im finding it hard to find an expression to use that doesn't involve religion. Oh fuck it. MY GOD THAT WAS GOOD

[HowlieThePointless]

My 8 year old brother thinks that gay is "when two men love each other" I think he's got the measure of it.

[leporidus]

The things I'd do for subtitles or a transcript...

[christianebellerby]

This was funny and true, amazing.

[Tsugo582]

ahaha, holy shit thats funny(:

[ogjimkenobi]

DAMN! Shit was goddamn hilarious!

[brennonmeister]

I just fell in love.

[Wes964]

Hilarious! You just got a new subscriber. Oh, and fuck the fundamentalists talking shit in the comments.

[oliverchalliner]

saw you in edinburgh last year and you were fantastic. beautiful, powerful, insightful and funny in equal measure.

hopefully one day these people who so vehemently preach about love will actually start living with a little bit of it. keep up the good work.

[mickeyfelix]

Beautiful. Powerful, insightful, witty, intelligent and so very true.

Thankyou Mr. Kilstein for this empassioned and astute look at the hypocrisy, inequality, hatefulness and blatant Non-Christian attitude inherent in so many christian mindsets and groups.

A most hilarious diatribe! I applaud you, sir, for the clarity of your sight and the finesse with which you share your observations!

Also a big thankyou to Tim Minchin for linking me to this!

[Iverson7502]

I LOVE THIS!!!!

and RachaelLuv is just bitter cause she knows this is all true.

[TheGr8War]

bstevar:P

[RachaelLuv]

This guy is a jack ass, apparently he is full of hate and ignorance. It's sad people think this is funny let alone entertaining! Poor idiot.

[boblane3000]

wow... your comments about him is exactly what I'd say to you...

[hiimbrady]

@RachaelLuv : You're not a smart person, are you?

[AtheistinWA]

That was one of the greatest rants I've ever seen.

[SavedFromJesus]

This was amazing.

[vernonvanderbilt]

This might be one of the greatest videos I've ever seen. Bless this righteous rage. :)

[svincent86]

awesome, hilarious, and true :)

[XxVicsxX]

"Lets just call it the scientology smile"

Genius!

[koshka03]

Jamie this is fantastic stuff! Better than London, you'll really got some power behind it now!

[drkiljoy]

Brilliant

[MammaMia]

HAHAHA That was the best thing ever!

[slashudson1987]

FTP = fuck this puto

[slroc]

Jamie, I will continue to love you until you hyperventilate and pass out from your own excited ranting.

[Godsprimechoice]

yah its funny...but havin gay parents has to suck...

[13aking]

FUCKEN AWESOME LMFAO

[Reese1492]

I remember hearing the original one of this on the IndieFeed poetry podcast,

The updated one is great:D

[circusmask]

You are fucking brilliant, man. Love it!

[SpacemanSchmuck]

woot. Allison Kilkenny linked on facebook!

[livebenrules2]

lol thanx tim

[ccatrow22]

haha awesome dude and thanks to Tim Minchin for posting this link!

[hannahclarke88]

LOL

Cheeeers Tim :)

[valu777]

Luk 12:7 But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows.

[shasan]

@valu777 hey I'm a fantasy fan too!

[jon780]

@valu777

you mean evolutionary fact? yes.

[valu777]

@jon780 the fact that evilootion is a fairytale

[KayneArcheron]

theory =/= fairytale like the Bible

[valu777]

@KayneArcheron  glad you like the bible

[BoredInfidel]

valu777, do you have anything better to do than troll videos that make you sad?

[valu777]

@Bored i have better things to do and if you people stopped with your Antichrist lies i could do those other things , but at this time i am defending the faith with the aim of saving some from burning forever in the lake of fire

[evanjosephhurst]

Hahahaha, your performance art is great. Like, genius. You almost sound those religious extremists you're making fun of!

Bravo!

[BoredInfidel]

valu777, you do realize that your own Bible says that only 144,000 virgin Jewish men will be saved, right?

[alysdexia]

@valu777 The lake of fire is earthly and has been cold and bare for thousands of years. It's a trash pit by men and for men, dumbass cretin. And your faketh is fiction, fantasy, and fraud.

[valu777]

Then the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who worked signs in his presence, by which he deceived those who received the mark of the beast and those who worshiped his image. These two were cast alive into the lake of fire burning with brimstone (Revelation 19:20).

[Go1For1Gold]

Thanks Tim :)

[Lelby2]

Well done Tim! xx

[sesquipedalianmoose]

Brilliantly hilarious stuff, as always.

[80onthePorch]

thanks to Tim Minchin for this :D

[blundenn]

rapid fire satire. brilliant.

[BeccaLaughsAtBecca]

AMAZING and hilarious!

[daphne1d]

Well done, that was wonderful.

[stellaluna92]

Thanks tim

[justinamirkhani]

20 points of brilliance.

[scottieseattle]

Incredible. VERY funny.

[chaperinman]

Awesome, simply, awesome!

[badbutt570]

Bravo!