Jobs... Al Murray Live at the Palladium

[CallumLeeRussell]

guys chatting below are dicks

[TheKingdan12]

@Interessant11 oh he's a stand up comedian? fuck me i didn't realize that! "beaten down AGAIN" what the duck are you on? beaten down? beaten down by who? you really are a brainless little twat aren't you? just give up you quick shit shitter.

[Deathriken]

@TheKingdan12 he has done, lets just enjoy the comedy =)

[TheKingdan12]

@Deathriken what comedy?

[Deathriken]

@TheKingdan12 al murray perhaps? =)

[TheKingdan12]

@Deathriken well if he is classed as comedy i don't know what the world has come to :/ 

[Deathriken]

@TheKingdan12 soooooo, main question. what was the point in watchingt he vid in the first place?

[TheKingdan12]

@Deathriken because when i did watch it, it was the first time i'd seen this guy

[Deathriken]

@TheKingdan12 hmmmmmm, ok then lets leave it at that. we dont want another pointless fucking internet argument that will end with something about religion and possibly wanking in their mom's basement.

[TheKingdan12]

@Deathriken woah keep in the tears

[Deathriken]

@TheKingdan12 meh i just hate the arguments over a pointless coment on a vid, u get me?

[TheKingdan12]

@Deathriken i get you but i didn't start this, i gave an opinion

[Deathriken]

@TheKingdan12 i didnt really see the start of the first argument i just reckoned that everyone shud shut the hell up and watch the vids. its wat utubes for after all =)

[TheKingdan12]

@Deathriken fair enough least someone respects my opinion, thanks man :)

[TheKingdan12]

@Interessant11 you would know that, pervert

[TheKingdan12]

@Interessant11 na i might just go for a wank

[TheKingdan12]

@Interessant11 bet you feel real clever don't you? well keep thinking you're gonna be a comedian some day you will, who knows, maybe you'll have all 10 rows filled like Al Murray :')

[TheKingdan12]

@Interessant11 'the great man' please tell me your not on-about Al Murray? you rim licker.

[TheKingdan12]

@Interessant11 oh no. didn't take losing the argument well did you? how old are you, 6? it sure seems like it. Good night, have a nice wet dream about Al Murray tonight :)

[joezzzify]

Are you dead yet? 

[TheKingdan12]

he is not funny at all lee evans = proper comedian

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 No, he is a sweaty gob shite who cant stop saying fuck

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify wow that took you a while to come up with a shit come back!!! plus he is sooooo much funnier then this alco who bums his audience. plus when you see him on interviews he is sooooo fucking childish!!!!!! you dont know what comedy is!!!

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 No, you must not have a sense of humour for not realising that he is not really like this, Hes just taking the piss, a bit like you. I mean whats with all the exclomation marks? and the insults? what do you hope to achieve by doing that? Also all lee evans says is fuck in his stand ups, unless your a childish stupid shit brained twat then you wouldnt judge comedians by the amount of times they say "fuck".

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify is there anything wrong with swearing to make an audience laugh?... no, al murray is so so bad it is unreal all he does is ask the audience what there job is and then take the mick out of them, and when he says "gynecologist lucky fucking bloke" that is not funny in the slightest,,,,,, have you seen his turn out to his shit gigs there is hardly anyone there, you dont offend me at all. end of

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 "is there anything wrong with swearing to make an audience laugh?"

Well overusing it thinking people will laugh is just stupid.

", have you seen his turn out to his shit gigs there is hardly anyone there you dont offend me at all. end of"

Now i can tell your using mildy intellegent words and phrases to more cleverer than you actaully are, let me tell you, keep to the role of shit brained cunt.

"you dont offend me at all end of"

you have just copied what i said

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify wowowow your real fucking clever, "well overusing it thinking people will laugh is just stupid" how sad are you, he doesnt overuse it plus in everyone of his gigs he has sooooo much more of an audience then this fucking shit alcohalic...

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 "wowowow your real fucking clever"

And so are you! look how clever you look by using words like "wowowow"

"his gigs he has sooooo much more of an audience then this fucking shit alcohalic..."

He is putting on a act, if you had a sense of humour you would be able to tell.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify you think your real clever nobody takes any care at how you spell certain words it is not an english lesson, you think your real smart.....

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 I didnt say anything about spelling wrong.

"you think your real smart....."

Smarter than you, obvoiusly. You thought i was correcting a spelling mistake when i was pointing out Wtf does "wowowow" mean? for fucks sake your stupid.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify why do you repeat everything i say are you trying to prove something? all i did was say al murray is shit got a problem with that???

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 And now your backing down because i proved you were a idiot.

But seroiusly, Nobody gives a fuck about you opinion on the subject, unless your trying to be a attention seeking troll, dont post shit about Al murray here.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify backing down!!!! are you taking the piss??? your attention seeking by trying to act "hard" by saying stuff and not letting it go, ill post what i want to as it is my opinion you dont have to agree with it but try not to make yourself look like more of an idiot

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Well if you get a load of flamers and trolls on your channel dont blame me.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify why would i because i am not the penis in this argument, you have just made a fucker out of your self .

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 And you've technically told me how old you are.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify okthen wize guy how old????

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify go on then wize guy how old???????

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 About 12 from the look of things

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify wow, you just can't take it that some people don't like al murray, you lick his arse!

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Yep, your definetly 12.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify wow ran out of things to say you dumb fuck

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 "wow ran out of things to say you dumb fuck"

No, i proved your 12. I mean its pretty easy, no one under 18 would call someone a penis in a argument, case settled.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify check my profile you dumb idiot im 25 so dont get cocky and stop writing down what i say to try and be clever, your the idiot by not been able to take it that someone doesnt like al murray.

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Well its very easy on the internet to say your older than you are, if you werent as thick as shit in custard you would know that.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify and you say i'm acting 12, your the one been childish by saying thick as shit in custard,,, that was really not funny, you try to be real funny and clever and hard but you are clearly not, i dont like al murray, deal with it!

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 "your the one been childish by saying thick as shit in custard"

That wasnt intended to be funny.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify then was it intended to make you look hard???? it didnt and you might not like lee evans, and i dont mind so you shouldnt mind that i dont like al murray......... so just give up, its my opinion

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 "so just give up, its my opinion"

And your opinion is fact is it? obviously, overwise you wouldnt have came on to this vid trolling the shit out of yourself attempting to start a argument.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify are you trying to make a point by repeating what i am saying???? and i came to this video because i was watching comedians and al murray came up all i said was lee evans = proper comedian and you just started been a dick...... i didnt start it you did so get your facts right

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Well you could have said it was just your opinion before you started trolling.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify are you that dumb? i said al murray is shit lee evans = proper comedien, can you not see that that is my opinion, omfg your dumb

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 "i said al murray is shit lee evans = proper comedien"

And was the "shit" necassary? i dont think so. Also, thats like saying, "lee evans is shit al murray = proper comedian" now would you say anything about that if i commented first?

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify well it is your opinion and i wouldnt mind becaause i know lee evans is more popular, i wouldnt start acting hard and carrying shit on lie you do...

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 I know lee evans is popular, its just i prefer al murray. And no im not trying to act hard.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify dont try and play peace maker now, i gave my opinion and you went mad plus you are trying to act hard by swearing on nearly all your pointless not funny comments

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 "peace maker?" Says you. you were playing peace maker long ago.

You call me dumb, yet you cant tell the difference acting hard, and sarcasm.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify i know i have been playing piece maker long ago wich is the right thing to do but just because i was right about what i was saying you tried to be the piece maker and i do know the difference between them its just you wasnt been sarcastic you was trying to be hard hanse "you are really dumb" and "before you started trolling" just shut up will you?

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Have you still not realised? Most al murray fans couldnt give a shit about your opinion on the subject, so theres no need to share it with the world. What do you expect to acheive by telling everyone about it?

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify im not the one carrying this on so if you want to stick up for all the al murray wankers carry on embarrasing yourself but please just shut the hell up i dont know who you are trying to impress but just shut up and leave it it is my opinion and im sorry for disliking al murray your fucking bum buddy..... get a life and grow up

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Dont mean to continue this, most over people would do the same.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify other*** you dumb cunt and you are carrying on with it, just accept the fact i dont like him ok?

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify booom sit down you fucking spunktard

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Right, so you waited a day, just to say that?

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify well i think you just got owned once again by saying no response....

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 I am not replying to the next comment, this has went on long enough.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify gone on**** dick, and finally noticed how much of a prick you look for losing it....... yeh thought so

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Fuggit, no matter how much i try to end this, you have to continue it by calling me a prick.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify faggit**** wow and you call me 12 ????

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Fuggit, not faggit.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify wow are yyou that dumb???? and isnt it past your bedtime??? why do you think people put FAG???? they dont put fug you idiot

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 fuggit as in fuckit, actaully yeah, fuckit, and fuck you.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify well it should of been fuckit then plus no fuck you

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Funny how you reply just after 4 o,clock. the time 12 year olds come home from school.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify considering im at work you idiot and you cant really say it is funny because you are replying so it means you must be 12

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 What?

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify omg your dumb.... yoou cant say im 12 by replying at 4 but you replied at just past 4 so you must be 12

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 But you replied first at 4.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify doesnt mean i am 12 does it??????? your such a hypocrit get a life and grow up

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Doesnt mean i am either. thick shit

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify well dont say i am then because im not.... oh wait you was trying to be funny again well fail.

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Not trying to be funny, just pointing out the obvious.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify what that you seem to think that i am 12???? omg just leave it im not ok

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Yay! we can now stop arguing. You've posted a comment without insulting me, Congratulations!

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify again not funny plus your one to talk swearing in nearly all of yours because i dont like al murray

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Swearing doesnt mean insulting.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify no it means your trying to act hard so......... wow you are so dumb...

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 you dont get out much do you?

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify says you i think i get out alot more then you mate

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 I all you do is say im "trying to look hard" whenever i make a point.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify go on then say when you made a point....

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 When i said - "doesnt mean i am to," You just said i was trying to be funny.

Then i say something else and you call me dumb because i said something mildly intellegent.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify you dont say anything intelligent, you cant spell, you dont know what comedy is, your cocky, and not funny....now please just shut the hell up

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 "you cant spell"

Well, its not a english lesson :P

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify thats what i said to you dip shit, come up with your own come backs you sad little kid

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Oh god, i thought this was over, but you couldnt resist could you?

[TheKingdan12]

@TheKingdan12 you carried on you loser

[joezzzify]

@TheKingdan12 Err no. i clearly said i would stop when you stopped insulting me in nearly every post.

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify yeh good one

[erroneousapostrophe]

@TheKingdan12 "Your" cocky? Should have ended there . . .

[TheKingdan12]

@erroneousapostrophe just leave it you adopted wanker.

[erroneousapostrophe]

@TheKingdan12 In a statement about intelligence you display homophone confusion. The irony is obviously lost on a thick cunt like you.

[TheKingdan12]

@erroneousapostrophe like i said clearly, millions of comments ago, leave it. you are making you're self look like a wanker..

[erroneousapostrophe]

"You're self" ? Don't you mean "Yourself"?



[TheKingdan12]

@erroneousapostrophe leave it.

[erroneousapostrophe]

@TheKingdan12 Don't you mean, "Leave it."? Are you willfully ignorant or just hard of thinking?

[TheKingdan12]

@erroneousapostrophe stop getting clever, and you think your tough posting childish comments on my wall, lol freak...

[TheKingdan12]

@joezzzify wow you just got owned!

[RyanLikesAmp]

@joezzzify yeah, he's going around to every video, making himself look stupider and stupider each time. This is all he does. He is a giant worthless piece of shit. And yeah, he probably is 12, seeing that he always changes his age and cant fucking spell for shit. He fucking told me he was 7' before. He is a fat fucking cock sucker.

[TheKingdan12]

@RyanLikesAmp wow who asked you you fucking scummy american tramp, every one look at this kids videos fucking flee bag

[TardisGeek]

I wonder what he has to describe phycists? Astro Bloke!

[derek6678421]

Its called COMEDY

ie get a sense of humour

or be damed yto be the boring fart you have become

[Rizza242]

Gynecologist ...lucky fucking bloke lol

[niettevragen]

they could also have a seperate age sectors... like 25-35, 35-45 etc...cause if i would be a gynecologist and had to examine ladies of 65-countdown...i dont think i would fancy that,.,.... : /

[LeoArctica]

Dino Bloke

Plant Bloke

Rock Bloke

.......*?????* Bloke

That killed me XD

[KillerAnt360]

Archaeologist

Builder Fucking Bloke

lol

[iMoD190]

@KillerAnt360 archaeologists are historians not builders.

[KillerAnt360]

@iMoD190 I know. -.-. Try and make sense of how they use tools to dig away at stuff and realise my semi-quote.

[james680286]

lucky *?????*Bloke

[thatboythatgirl2020]

his dinosaur impression haha me fav comedian luv him =]

[FuleInLove149]

This bloke kills me! He's so fuking funny!

[lllhOoLiGaNlll]

you mean: this "-ologist" kills you

[FuleInLove149]

What you on about?!

[lllhOoLiGaNlll]

Did you WATCH the video? Jesus.. -ologist = bloke..

[NicenEasyuk]

Don't worry, i thought it was funny mate. good-ologist

[lllhOoLiGaNlll]

:D thanks

[littleliuboy]

Ace!