FAT MAN HIGH FIVES HOT CHICKS (9/11/09-191)

[MISSEB93]

I didn't hear a word Shay was saying at the start... I was laughing my head off at what Charles was doing in the back seat :D

[Watermelon29able]

And this is how the endslates started

[GoldenFlither15]

"When you get to be that fat..."

That woman looked so offended. :P

[Bak3dB3an]

6:37

Davedays looks... i wasn't staring at kassem girl's boobs.

[suz4nnn3]

07:30 , and then rocktard was created

[TheCoronaNiina]

babytard and kassem = <33

[drunnels2007]

was that dave from daves days on 0:52



[ScottyBoy843]

@drunnels2007 Of course

[pmcginn497]

Lmao Fat shay is fat, I wonder where the new skinny shay is hidding in their

[Olssonator]

Babytard and kassem is the cutest duo ever

[downwithwebsterXO]

this is my favorite shaytard vlog ever ! hahha ;D

[tinkerbella7391]

or had rocktard lol

[princesspout89]

Kassem G + Babytard 4 eva! lol

[cubbiely]

7:22 and exactly 9 months later rocktard was born. :D

[mrsjustindbieber13]

i could barely watch the video knowing rocktard was born 9 mouths after this

[TalkWithAsh]

@mrsjustindbieber13 Babies take 10 months, not 9!! How come no one knows this?????

[candywandy5]

OMFG I JUST DIED LAUGHING AHHAHAHAHA

[jenchen56]

First they're sour then they're sweet. 1:40-1:46

[MiniPunch01]

Shay turn the fan off in the staion:-/

[abcsoaps1994]

I totally agree about in and out :P

[BettyDieBone]

Charles is awesome in the Car Scene ahaha :D

[JoEjOnAsIsHoT2596]

Is it just me or does the younger girl around 2:30 look like snookie? xD

[TheFrozenColdPiano]

And so there was Rocktard ;-)

[ArielsaNinjasaur]

Did he put babytard down at the end? Cause if not....... that poor baby, it was awkward.... :?

[hotdogg1998]

OMG that dog is so cute

[stonaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This would be the best dad ever to have hahahaha

[CrayonsrwashablexD]

I hate it that Shay doesn'y get kicked out D: I've been kicked out of EIGHT Walmarts just for driving the dumb thing =__="

[TheFrozenColdPiano]

@CrayonsrwashablexD Well shay just is uhm... well yeh he just has alot of meat yunno I mean?

[CrayonsrwashablexD]

@TheFrozenColdPiano THATS SO MEAN lol :P

[ItsKarenDuh]

shay, you dont love in n out cause youre not FROM CALIFORNIA silly

[xxTeamxHarryxx]

@ItsKarenDuh I'm ready to go, I think you already know we can save this, Los Angeles. I'm holding my ground before the streets take me down I can shake this, Los Angeles. -In-n-Out (Animal Style) We The Kings

[Bak3dB3an]

@ItsKarenDuh

Yeh cuz people who are from outside the upper hemisphere actually know what real food from the earth tastes like.

[RickyFromKingston]

229/853 slowly treaking along/

[Stepharonie93]

I think we like in n out so much because it's something that not everyone has. But I must say, I really love it.

[Mazenwolverine7]

Babytard=PD effin P, pretty darn precious

[Bixaroka]

I thought those two at 6:37 were the same person until I saw them together. Are they brothers or is it just that kind of haircut that makes everybody look the same?

[schuckkx3]

omg babytard is so freakin cute

[laxyleslu]

how my gosh...baby tard is sooo pretty darn percious!

[kelly101433]

omg im surprised no one told shay he can't have a kid in there i mean theres a sign and a picture to not put any children in the basket well i put my nephew whos babytard age i got in trouble for it by the workers lol

[FacialSymmetry]

hahaha Kassem

[Ninyahhhh]

babytard is pdeffin'p in that basket

[Ninyahhhh]

they sell wine in grocery stores in usa? :o

[adoorableknobs]

mommytards probs gonna be pregnant either already or really really soonnnnn

[GiovanniRose277]

lol I wish i could not get kicked out of a store driving one of those things, they're awesome

[Loopylaurenful]

Funnny :)

[SHAYTARDSFANHERE]

I hate it when shay films random people, cuz they usually dont want to be filmed by a bearded stranger :) xxx LOVE YOU SHAYTARDS!!!! <3

[lexyhazeleyes]

THANK YOU SHAY! My friends from Arizona dont shut up about the place! Its just a fast food burger like Whataburger. Enough is enough!

[sofdadof7]

Haha I just watched the CTFxC video that was posted today (day 718) and they were using those carts at 2:03 and on the basket it said NO BABIES IN BASKET and then here I am watching a shaytards video where shay has babytard in the basket... gotta love'em :)

[MarioFan124]

Lol, never let Charles sit in the back seat!

[hamonryehd]

boooo -- babytard left old-ladytard at foodmart hanging.

[Teshajiks]

whatadayderek needs to learn how to speak

[whenmonkeysattack16]

babytard+kassem=epicness

[Kaitlyn94Marie]

Charles Trippy<3

[MichaelMania123]

Those Conversations you have at the end are funny

[roxanne55]

@koan thats just something shay likes to do.he likes to be crazy and have fun.

[Peppershibainu]

KassemG gave you the perfect set up for "That's what she said!" ("My hands are covered in wiener juice.") and you missed it FAIL!! Such disappointment, but still love you all.

[oddmanout1792]

this is exactly nine months before rocktard was born... they DEFINITELY made out after that.

[Bbfishman]

@oddmanout1792 it doesnt really work like that, its not exactly 9 months. they said that it probably happened on the night of the wedding a few vlogs before this one.

[TKKhanna]

"Sir, up top please?"

The most polite high five ever

[candyglazed]

I like Babytard's hair short like that time

[FairytaleDream13]

babytard and kassem are too cute together!

[TheSupernumnumnum]

shay is so hot !!

[koan38]

what is the reason he is driving in that around the store

[TheAirEnElManana]

ralphs look suspiciously like safeway,,,

[MrSgtShortcake]

hey do you know what happened around when this video was posted

[salamanceboy]

i find it scary that shay is on that

[salamanceboy]

does shay actualy need that wheelchair thing?

[Katkat227]

i love how babytard is fine with all of your friends holding her, while most two-year-olds would die before getting close to an almost-stranger :) btw I think babytard has a crush on Kassem. his gf has competition! XD

[reach423]

here because i saw comments of this being 9 months before rocktard

[MaddieMusic42]

Omg exactly 9 months since rocktard was born......

[mlg1472]

I love the end because this is exactly 9 months before rocktard was born.

[EvilVampireGirl44]

i <3 this

[Katrose19]

Dave days isn't ugly..

[whenmonkeysattack16]

Babytard and Kassem was PDP

[brunex922]

dave days is uglyyy!

[LaxkeDateaksn]

Hi brother needs to chat a, Asian women busizz4me.info

[Kriistea]

lol you're so cute, charles.

[sinder3lla09]

You dont get kicked out because of babytard!

[sk8alltheway95]

I WANT A SHAYTARDS SHIRT AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!

[0MissElizabeth0]

Woa Kassem, that was a Braniac's 'Fat Joke' ("this is what happens when you reach critical mass in your body")

Shay totally DID THIS recently ! (video titled: Fat Man Steals Rascal) and everyone was commenting "The cart says 'do not place children in the basket, but I bet that if Babytard was there he'd have put her in the basket'. Well they were right ! LoL

@ 6:29/6:30 FINALLY he blanks out the use of one of his kids' names ! someone on the elevator admits accidentally saying it

[northernlight45]

@0MissElizabeth0

uh at 6:29 he says Kassem...

[0MissElizabeth0]

@northernlight45 DUH, but then you hear it get quiet for a second - almost like the audio is MUTED.. you don't notice that? AND one of the guys (Charles?) in the elevator admits to him "I may have said your daughter's name on that.."

[lilruffles12345]

@0MissElizabeth0 what r u talking about he said kassem

[Griffinxx123]

Virtual highfive for Charles!!

[mainstdancer08]

ctfxc and shaytards ftw

[MrHobojobo]

When I did that I got kicked out not fare? Tell me why?

[leaharagon]

Rocktard was born 9 months after this! First video I saw was October 2nd, weird to think Rocktard was a part of Shaytards this whole time!

[murari123]

Kassem at Ralph's? Cant believe it

[deirdrekearney]

It's strange, cause Rocktard was born nine months after this day, and the ending of this video got a little weird...

[OffentligToalett]

@deirdrekearney Rocktard was born a few days late. Do keep that in mind.

[beeka514]

@deirdrekearney yea except a baby develops for 10 months and not 9. late response huh? hehe

[ChloePeresVlogs]

@deirdrekearney pregnnancy doesn't last exactly 9 months , shay apparantly once said that he and momtard figured out that he was "made" on the weddingnight of their friend

[MarioFan124]

@deirdrekearney That's pretty creepy actually.

[Celina12316]

@deirdrekearney We know what happened that night. :P

[PinsHee]

i always inhale when i press thumb up becuase of the new videos xD

[KillerK1985]

@PinsHee AHAHA I do that too!!! 

[Pk12944]

DUDE i bet they made out after that xD

[babyinblack]

@Pk12944 ya and rocktard i think was made around this time too that's maybe why they're all happy and stuff :P even tho they seem happy all the time anyway <3

[Ninyahhhh]

aawwwwww babytard is soo soo soo cutee in the basket awww (: <3

[1994magic]

charles should'va  put his finger in shays ear.. jhahhaha

[TwilightFlip]

Kassem with Babytard is just PDP <3

[xxweealyxx]

aww kassem and babytard love each other :) its so cute <3

[Ninjarmor]

"this is what happens when you hit critical mass in your body"

[jade229933]

hahahhahaha charles in the car was so funny!

[15monarch]

what was his youtube

[ffejmeister]

Kassem G loves Babytard so much.

[gallowspagey]

I love when Kassem G Is in the tard vids :)

[leighbaby82]

KASSEM!!! :DDD

[banjojackson2]

Those people in the shop were only nice to shay coz they thought he was disabled - I mean the people giving the high fives and the woman he asked about the meat!

[Xandir89]

yeah you guys made out... definitely

[Puppyluvandcupcakes]

WOW

[Puppyluvandcupcakes]

WOW

[xXSarahLeonXx]

Ye are legends guys :L!!! Made me LOL!:D:D

[LarsAlfredson]

I can promise you one thing Shay, if you would come to sweden, and act like that in the stores here, you would get kicked out. Your charisma would not save you around here, i promise. It would be fun to watch though, so if you are ever in sweden, bring your camera and go shopping, Shaytard-style :).

[TonyMainProduction]

@LarsAlfredson indeed!

[Ninyahhhh]

@LarsAlfredson no finland would be better (:

[LeonSORTX]

well if I do my math right ...this is about the time that they made Rocktard!!! YAY!!!

[destinystruth]

Lmfao, reach critical mass in your body

[mrmexi14]

i wonder how long it will be be for babytard to beat up princesstard

[SamratMohitForLife]

Kassem is sweet but sometimes he makes me mad...SHAY IS NOT FAT..NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT FAT!

[randomdude135]

hey look davedays

davedays rock 

[oneofathree]

This is one of my favorite vlogs!

[MsPrincessAngelle]

the is the funniest video out of all the shaytards up to this point (:

[juliakiley]

There is no way to be sad while watching these videos.. Thanks Shaytards (:

[melao9]

People who weren't born in California & weren't raised on In N Out usually don't get why us Californians love it.

It's so good.

[dittocopys]

THIS VID WAS MADE ION MY B-DAY!! thumbs up plz! =D

[dollyartbla]

ooooooooo! it was around this time rocktard was conceived!!!!!!!!!

[lucateroc]

I've never ever seen you give your wife not even a peck on any of your videos!!

Whats up with that?

[rhazthemaster]

"Sir up-top please." :Ddddddd

[3GM65D]

I dont know but somehow I got continuously laugh and smile starting from 1:47 to 5:50 for Shay's cart action in store. Haha. That was so hilarious.

[Thatooneguy313887]

In-n-Out has nothing on Five Guys! :D

[whmVatreciant]

lol charles was mocking you in the very beginning of the vid haha

[Sinfull702x602]

yes i noticed that, kassem and shay have alotta the same vlog footage. its cool.

[RatedRDevil]

lolololol babytard stop beatin minorities!! so funny

[testnumberone1]

now that i think about it, i kind of agree with you about in n' out. i think its pretty hyped up but it still is pretty good.

[saltypeanuts89]

LMAO at Shay on the trolley thing!!

[mgsocel0t]

lol your video titles are always so self-flattering

[crackshot91]

Babytard, STOP beating minorities!!

/internet

[Ish55]

7:34 rowr!

[DIVINITYvideos]

these endings are epic

[proc007]

hahaha the shopping handicap scooter!

[coolwhipspecial]

In-n-Out....sucks balls.

[doritos180]

sweet black flag t shirt

[TheJojo909]

A great California moto...:why should i do it?"

[pirateguineapigs]

There were three very attractive men in that elevator :D

[pirateguineapigs]

Shay you're so obnoxious, and that's why we <3 you!!

[fuzzydude64]

OOH! At 0: 53, when charles was poking Shay's ear, Shay should've yelled "HEY! IM VLOGGIN' HERE!" like his intro to later episodes. :D

[craxor01]

LOL funny and awsome video shay, babytard was lookign her cutest in this video.

[kmack08]

1:45 she hugs him! lol

[gossipgurllxoxo]

1:50 when i first realized what was going on was priceless hahaha

[NielsHammers]

lol alan from the hangover

[TheDavisThree]

hhaa riding around in a motorized wheel chair:p lol.