Danny Hellman at TYPHON Carousel, MoCCA 6/18/09

[manicniceguy]

Where is your Wheat Paste?

[netwarrior69]

@manicniceguy he drank all the wheatpaste - it's why he's so bloated.

[netwarrior69]

How many Typhons have you sold lately?

LULZ

[dannyhellman]

Blow me, grandpa.

[netwarrior69]

this is how you spend your free time? reading porn outloud to geeks? what a very fucked-up life you lead, monsieur Hunch.

[netwarrior69]

I wind the key, you dance. As always.

[netwarrior69]

'Go pound that can up your fat ass you Jew bastard'

Nice....

[dannyhellman]

Nicer than anything you've done in your entire, failure-plagued life, Vap.

[netwarrior69]

you accusing everybody you meet of being 'Vap' is very strange and obsessive. You don't recognise this as borderline paranoia?

[netwarrior69]

It was nice seeing you in the flesh though. you did know I was in the audience, right?

[dannyhellman]

You were the guy giving out gumjobs in the back row, right? I saw your tiny, bald head bobbing in the dim light. Did anyone bother to pay you, or you just do it to keep in practice?

[netwarrior69]

this is what passes as art these days?

[dannyhellman]

What's a "net warrior?" Sounds like something from Tron.

[netwarrior69]

It's your worst nightmare

[netwarrior69]

you're the fat guy in the video aren't you?

[dannyhellman]

That's devastating, coming from the guy who most closely resembles a shriveled testicle on legs.

[netwarrior69]

that's rich coming from a short, fat, bald ugly, Hitler-on-acid failed artist. Seriously Hellman, just step back once in a while and take a look at your wretched life.

[netwarrior69]

I've done more worthwhile things this past year than you've done in your entire lifetime, Hunchikins. How much do Screw pay you to moderate their filthy messageboard?

[dannyhellman]

Jerkin' your gherkin does not count as "worthwhile," Vap.

[dannyhellman]

If I step back, I might step on the old, diabetic midget whose sole reason to live is licking my balls on the internet.

Oh, sorry. When I said "old, diabetic midget," I meant "warrior."

[netwarrior69]

let's see... nearly 50 [old], no hair [bald] glasses, 'Hitler stache [ugly], seriously morbidly obese [on a fast track to Type 2 diabetes] - I'd say that hunchbacks in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Of course, it's what's known as 'transference'

[netwarrior69]

Vap's a nutritionist. Ask him for some advice on fighting the flab - before it's too late for your family. Heart disease is the silent killer remember?

[netwarrior69]

pwning you on Teh tube is fun, btw. Red Karma for you - just like old times!

[dannyhellman]

You forget that I've seen pictures of you, Vap. You're a bald, dumpy, ugly little cretin. You might be a "nutritionist," and you might be a "warrior," but only in your befuddled mind. The truth is that you're a lifelong loser. A boring little feeb who craves the shitty attention I'm heaping on you right now. If you had any self awareness, your handle would be "NonEntity00."

[dannyhellman]

I don't get the "warrior" part at all, but you should definitely be hauled away in a net.