Lord of his Pack Audiobook - Part 1

[WazzupImBack]

I asked him why he didnt finish this, His reply was "Didn't bother wasting my time, not enough interest to justify it."

[korllark1]

You don't want to be food for the Naga.

[VanguardGamesBros]

Makes me wanna live in gilneas if the scourge, forsaken, and worgens had not attacked

[BigbluedressFTW]

anyone else wondering three months later where parts 2 and 3 are? what exactly is a "short" while this is sooo awesome i wanna hear the rest lol

[ssean1290]

This is a good story..........for me to poop on

[TFAric]

You did an awesome job, keep it up ^^

[Jampes96]

TB are you going to continue this? I'd love to hear the rest of the book with your fantastic voice.

[stuijn]

TB, did you ever finish the audiobook? I'm not able to find part 2 or 3.

[paleface171]

The reason why l even watch videos by TB is because of the audio, it's funny at times, (Magicka videos) informative (dungeon runs), and it pulls you in to listen to more (audiobooks), it's like an addiction and l'd like, no wait l want MORE. Good job TB for the vids. Please keep feeding our ears.

[stewazy]

we want more :D

[TessTickles777]

Such an amazing voice!

[Mikeanglo]

"Never take a man's hand in marriage, son"...

[Norling99]

TB out done him self with this :) 

[WoWZackot]

when might we get the next part of the story?

[Zralf]

MOARRRRR!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!11­1!!

[Smithproduktions88]

would love p2 doing this week

[Jamiex305]

When is part 2 ?

[Shlunty]

OOOHHHH the eargasm!!!

[RmanDC]

64 French are jealous of TB's awesome English.

[M4xH4xCentaurus]

I came

[TheHolyjames]

what is a collection of tb fans, eg Tobyturner has the audience and wheezywaiter the beard lovers, what should we be?

[Beedrill15]

Excellent work! Any chance you could do the other stories too? It would make a nice CD to listen to on long trips.

[Bengjos]

Great job, really enjoyed listening to this in the morning on the bus. Looking forward to part 2! :)

[trouz69]

Well played sir, looking forward to more.

[1ZYPHER3]

nice

[rastawhitelocks]

I can sleep well tonight

[SytoChan]

tb grew a beard as he exited the womb and his voice doped later ...thats why he plays a troll because he is better than chuck noris

[Matt561]

That was great, thank you.

[Magyarnyuszika]

You should do things like this more, you have a brilliant voice! (Btw, I LOVED your DC Universe video.^^)

[Chaosrebornn]

very nice, beautifully read.

[Themadhorse]

wow, so many dicksucker on comments. Cant we just say '' Hey! good vid! ''

[TheBuco69]

TB why don't u work for blizzard ? :D

[cyberduck9]

Awesome, can't wait for part 2!

[Saevatira]

Blizzard would be stupid not to offer him a job as a voice actor for WoW...

[agentcards]

TB's voice reading this reminds me of the voice over for the Warcaft II campaign.

[ThaCandyProductions]

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

[CrewdenOnFire]

Great work TB! You should so make an audio book of all the wow lore and short stories <3

[animecute1]

please reply which laptop do u use(computer)cause ur videos re great so when u re playing wow do u usea laptop or computer.i was thinking that u use apple

[cthulhubazooka]

"gulls squaked dreadfully in the distance" rotfl

[tralese]

Thanks for this. I can listen to it on my way to work this way.

[MadWizard321]

@57direfuljournal4 I saw this on another video. It's a scam.

[Spyro2064]

LOL @ puberty comment

[Doctathunder]

LIKE x 1000

I am dyslexic and would not have otherwise gotten to hear this awesome story. Thank you, and know that I am looking forward to part two. :)

[JohnnyBizkit1]

OMG,this is the FIRST audiobook i actually liked...........TB rocks!!!!

[Qwertype315]

lolzzzzz he changed the script a bit xDDD

[yosasuke22]

good bedtime story

[Taintedx92]

I normally love to read but I definitely prefer audio books because I can draw at the same time. Great work, TB! I am excited for part two.

[tevor117]

This is nearly on par with Morgan Freeman, good work TB.

[gman0616]

Definitely lured me into the story, great stuff TB :)

[leoarpardflare]

I got bored at about 0:59 BUT YOU ARE THE BEST TOTAL... BISCIT or HALIBUT?

[StrategicWarfareXIII]

I loved this. The sounds in the background were a great compliment to TB's wonderful reading of the story -- really brought the whole thing to life. Honestly, I think he could read like, my Kinesiology textbook to me, and it'd be the most epic thing ever. TB, ftw!

[supadupasoulja]

Azeroth has two moons???

[CatCoffe]

Awesome, Looking forward to part 2

[jeeptron07]

60 people suck major ballz and 1,907 are awsome

[dbzking4rel]

E.P.I.C

[Morkreth]

you know what I have been watching TB's vids for awhile now but with this audiobook reading I swear he sounds just like the narrator in original warcraft RTS games. I will try to find a cutscene with him talking and link it.

[MishkaSky]

@Morkreth It was already mentioned before lol, someone posted it. He indeed sounds like him.

[WhenOrWhy]

Jumping around for part two, Your voice only makes me wanna hear more!

More gnomes to consume! nomnomnom

[Kychahh]

Aw, a story before sleeping time.

*grabs his teddy bear*

[chrintov]

Amazing work, this was a pleasure to listen to. Can't wait for part 2.

[Kirmm]

Anyone else thinks there should be an NPC in WoW called Lord Halibut with TB's voice?

[MindstormXL]

@Kirmm

Or indeed Lord Biscuit

[StewieHW]

@Kirmm Yes.

All the time.

Lord Halibut, he who slaughtered Garrosh and became leader of the Horde.

As a Troll.

[OnAiTe]

@StewieHW Perfectly worded. Good job. :)

[wlman303]

@Kirmm only if he's a troll

[windwakerlover555666]

@Kirmm /agree

[KHfanz]

@Kirmm lol that'd be awesome, and it'd probably be Warlord Halibut since he is a hordie and all...

[TheShadowmonkey87]

@Kirmm Except it would have to be something more troll sounding, as he would HAVE to be a troll... it just wouldn't work otherwise...

[AFreakingDumbaccount]

@Kirmm

Naga king?

[AFreakingDumbaccount]

@Kirmm

Halibut is a fish, so a pirate king so teaches sailors manners before executing them?

[KTMTC]

@Kirmm we need to start a petition

[shellavation]

Please do more of this, I really liked this.

[soradakey]

Absolutly amazing imo. You have a great voice that captures the story quite well.

[graymalkin1234]

@sirsillypantsmcgeeyo Then you're scientifically wrong (no, I know its in the eye of the beholder etc)

[JH152]

Ok... Blizzard made a character for this random guy at Blizzcon for pointing out a continuity error. Totalbiscut is very popular in the World of Warcraft. Blizzard needs to make a character the represents Totalbiscut in game for a quest or something. Come on Blizzard!

[Raggokk]

@JH152

There is the Tophat already what else do you need?

[amazinguy90]

im listening to this while playing runescape :p

[keondub]

cant take your voice that seriously i keep thinking your going to say something sunny :L:P

[googlymoogly555]

More of these please TB, this was fantastic. The ambiance really set a mood for the story telling. Saying you did a great job on this would be an understatement.

[amazinguy90]

@googlymoogly555 very, very true

[mit871chell]

TB sounded like this when he was 4.

[sirsillypantsmcgeeyo]

Epic

[aramos166]

II have to give it to you best voice over of story i have ever heard

[JunkyVirus]

Should seriously make audiobooks of all the WoW literature

[graymalkin1234]

Great voice acting, weak story, certainly not to the standard of the novels.

[sirsillypantsmcgeeyo]

@graymalkin1234 I think the web fiction is 10x better than the novels.

[shokomoko123]

I quit Wow.



[warnick150]

@shokomoko123 then why you watching a wow video?

[shokomoko123]

@warnick150 Cuz totalhalibut is awesome, quitting wow wont make me stop me watching his vids

[koolio669]

TB hit puberty when he was 4.

[esnevip]

@koolio669 Seconds.

[travismartin1278945]

@koolio669 Hahaha XD

[music4meh]

@koolio669 he didnt hit it... he beat it up

[qzaann]

please play Rift beta! :)

[Brunavargen]

Love how Gilneas is a nation with the wolf playing a major part in its culture. Especially quote "We gilneans must watch over our own pack first and formost"

[alekslario]

I WANT MOAR

[sharkattack056]

GET AWAY FROM ME SHAMWOW!!!!!!

[Mrwilnyl]

TB ur to good! its not fair to the other commentators!

[smurfenhej]

can u make more videos like this

[funnygerard]

thats nice

[EmoHedHunter]

i love it! we've been waiting for this TB!

[Graplevader]

Total Biscut, I have a request.

If you have any control over what video advertisments show up before your videos,

please, please, please, request that peak kia go away

[hhampee]

@Graplevader i can answer that for u since TB doesnt read comments. No, he can't control what advertisements shows before the clip, it's based on where ur ip is so u wont get advertisements on a complete foreign language

[sam15mohsen]

@Graplevader i get some crappy make up ad!

[Oskar930913]

Amazing!

[TevaaProductions]

I Shed a tear at 15:53

[arendt1234]

that was pretty awsome



[darthlozer2]

AWESOME SAUSCHE!

[theresidentone]

Good literature?! LOL!

[PeppieStyle]

BUT Y DOES THE VIDEO HAVE TO END! :'(

[rob1n3tt]

Awesome job, when will part 2 and evenually part 3 be out? :) I can't wait, you're reading a great story with an even greater voice.

[Unit06JAW]

Genns a bit of a badass prick.

[umrete]

nice one again TB, awesome reading! :)

[ZADER4427]

the intercenectivness of all things. Durk Gentley reference.

[Yeroc357]

this made my 16 minutes of archeology enjoyable because TB was reading to me :)

[GBxGangstersxPB]

i may have to hire you.. to read to me before i got to bed lol

[NavyField123]

Really, TB, expect me to come over one time, knock on your door and take you out for a beer or two

[LimnuLimnu]

I am a hardcore horde role player and normally don't like stories of the alliance. They are so goodie goodie ick. but I do have to say wonderful reading. 

[Whosdatintehhat]

@LimnuLimnu

Alliance is not goodie goodie at all....

horde is not evil and alliance is not good

alliance is very arrogant as you can tell by Genn's father, and if you have played wc3 you could see Lorderon was warned about arthas by medivh but took no heed of the warning.

also horde is kind of like the outcasts that werent accepted anywhere. for example the tauren were getting roflstomped by the centaur untill thrall helped them

darkspear tribe was on an island and were also saved by thrall

[pwner1443]

@Whosdatintehhat Good point.

[Zemtex2451]

@Whosdatintehhat So true. There are alot of ignorant people who play WoW and they think that the Alliance are the good guys but they are not. It is actually the Alliance who broke the agreement between The Horde and The Alliance. The Agreement between Thrall and The Alliance was that The Alliance can't set foot on Kalimdore but The Alliance did that anyway.

[StationaryHawk]

@Zemtex2451 Comment again after you've read The Shattering. You'd realize that it's not as simple as that.

[Zemtex2451]

@StationaryHawk Sorry I have read the Shattering already. =)

[Allyndaar1982]

@Zemtex2451 Yes. A mate described them to me like this... "just think of the Alliance as America - you'll get the picture". :P

[Zemtex2451]

@Allyndaar1982 Actually that is a really good description. Alliance = Amerika and Horde = The rest of the world.

I mean The Alliance wanna stick their nose into everything on WoW too, haha! Well this is why I play The Horde instead of The Alliance. ^^ FOR THE HORDE!!!

[M45As]

@Zemtex245 Read up on you wow lore for once in your once in your moronic life, just to see just how stupid you are for trying to draw a comparison between the relationship of two video game factions who's sole purpose is to be at war with each other to the highly complex international relationships of real nations. you worthless piece of ignorant trash.

[Sc0ttishHitman]

@M45As Sounds like someone is mad, anyway no room for BM here. All he did was make a comedic statement and you go into bitch mode.

[jok3r451]

@M45As Wow... He's right. Chill out, just cause you think something different doesn't mean you have to insult him...

[Zemtex2451]

@M45As

1. You must be some 12 year old Alliance fanboy kid.

2. Do Uruguay have WoW?

3. You have no sense of humor.

4. Don't hide from the truth flamer.

5. Your comment shows your lack of Social competence because

you can't comment with a good argument...

[SuperFive5tar]

This is awsome when you play the game at the same time ^^ thnx TB :D

[HellfireGamer]

cool story bro!

[fullyicejack]

i hate books but if you read it for me i will love it!! SO DO IT!!!

[ThaLime]

This was great, awesome TB! =D

[random767612e]

Can someone tell me the email adress for the mailbox on azeroth daily? I'm trying to send him somthing but it isn't being recived.

[tubefalken]

cool story telling

[MrJustinArt]

Man... Genn is racist against elfs xD

[Tickelberg]

@MrJustinArt Archibald, his father not Genn. If Genn had any predudice against Elves he was re-educated during and after the fall of Gilneas

[MrJustinArt]

@Tickelberg Yeah, I figured after listening a bit

[PhoenixFight3r]

Very nice! You have given me the ability to multi-task whilst listening.

[EDD314614]

love it

[mesininkas]

His voice is more fiiting when calling everyone an idiot. This loud reading is quite dull, nice try though.

[BroFresco]

@mesininkas no

[crazychimp321]

You should narrate a movie or a game or something.

[OnAiTe]

So...Nyhm got an npc in wintergrasp, and Mortuus got an npc as one of Sylvannas' top executers....And TB doesn't have his own troll npc? What gives?

[craazyy1]

@OnAiTe he should have a character in the starting zone that joins you on a mission every 5th lvl

[ninja2762]

grandpa total biscuit with story time would be the best !

[Triveal]

yay! something to listen to while at the gym.

Thanks totalhalibut, wish my voice is as godly as yours lol.

Well I'm trying to vo jaina proudmoore's but it's ok, I guess, but your voice is natural I bet.

[GoodSephiroth]

whoa, too cool!

[Proxiiter]

Subtitles?

[nikkienisis]

@Proxiiter Subtitles can be found here:

wow-europe (dot) com/cataclysm/features/genngre­ymane (dot) html

[Convalla]

ur voice is really eacy to listen to and its really nice .

I agree with heath2357

[maccajoe]

wow genn is aparently in his 70's

[RavenJ223]

I hope blizzard considers making audio books and if they do, I hope they employ you and your voice. :)

[querubim69]

FOR THE HORDE........XD

[Weazelon]

Blizz should just give money to TB just cause he's TB !

[Hiroman17]

I allvais liked games that voice there produkt

and the slightest voice that whas not tired and whas witt a bit more life enchanced the game

And i allvais liked to here some stories from radio

no mather what story if it is told whit abit more life then juts our basik spech

the story flurisht it is like to here your unkles or grampas warr stories ,adventure stories

somthing like that

gj you dont stand in one place and allvais you have somthing now to show to us

gj TB Sry for bad eng

[Vantec89]

Very awesome!!!! I enjoy this much better then reading myself. Lol. You have a good reading voice and the sound affects make it sooo much better!!

You should consider doing this for Arthas and The Shattering....I know that would be a lot but i think it's safe to say we would all listen to them :)

[GreenPulseGaming]

Vote yes for more WoW Lore audio books by TB.

[Elifdas]

TB you should play Rift beta!

[sirDanes]

more please, this is awesome :)

[Saachasm]

Your voice is an inspiration TB, positively splendid reading! Excited to hear the rest :D

[razzzyLP]

you should make audio books with the rest of the world of warcraft books ^_^

[T3hBigMac]

This is so awesome you should do a mooore videos like this its just simply awesome..

[vejisxrg]

For the most part I hate audiobooks, but this is very well read, and very enjoyable to listen to. Eagerly awaiting part 2.

[ryanexsus]

@ScubaSteve342 Well the Night Elves are the oldest race on Azeroth.

[darthnecromancy]

@ryanexsus Trolls are the oldest race, The Trolls that camped out on the shore of the Well of Eternity were warped into the first Night Elves. Too bad.

@ryanexsus