thas a dope ass line.. fuck she talkin bout.. i bet if she go outside n there was a dam Lamborghini she wouldnt be sayin that shit... if i was ballin n had a Lamborghini id say that same shit..
Told this to my girl... we were bored so we were throwing them back and forth to each other and i said ' Did you fall from heave *she smiles* (i change it up a bit like a dick), Cause your face is FUCKED UPPP!!!' Ha idk made us laugh
if he was a movie star like brad pitt,,, she would think it was the wittiest thing of all time,,, just like sexual harrassment charges, she would love it if she like him
Ummm....worst pick up line would be any that are used on Hooters girls. They hear them all day long, and they're not going to be impressed by some douche who likes the outfit but cares nothing about the girl.
It's a shame I gotta have good credit, be handsome, be funny, be charming, dress nice, etc. just to pick up a fuckin waitress. This bitch probably lives with her parents, when are females gonna start offering something more than their pussies?
lol this line could actually work if you use it right as a conversation starter...the chick will laugh if you say it with confidence and you keep going from there like....and your hair matches well with my mansion....not my malibu mansion i mean my miami mansion..
@landerssd yep a pretty cheesy opener, but I can see it working for sure. One normal line i like to open girls with is "You look kinda familiar, I think I know you from somewhere" and you start asking her if she works or goes to school or somewhere you might have seen her. It's an indirect approach unlike the cheesy lines. Glad to see someone who knows at least a little about the game
After a stupid ass pick-line! I would say to that person, " If you look up the word Douche-bag? It's gonna have a picture of you're wingman, holding a picture of YOU!!! " LOL
And it worked.
djcenkan 2 days ago
The best pick up line she ever heard....go out with me and I'll buy you some breast implants...
cblackburn40 2 days ago
It probably worked!!
MCTheo3 5 days ago
HOW DID I GET HERE FROM SPIDER LOVE COCAINE!?
lrsgamer23 1 week ago 2
"Do you work at subway, because your giving me a foot-long"
frog886 1 week ago 3
I don't know about Missouri, but this is the best pick up line you can throw in Cali. It works 100%
turbob84 1 week ago 2
Too bad for her that the guy who gave her that line really did own a Lamborghini and was a multi-millionaire.
ScorpiusCentaurus 1 week ago 5
what is she talking about, thats a fantastic pick up line just replace it with aston and ill start using it
musicmovies913 1 week ago
"Get in the van or ill shoot you" always works for me
OnlineGangsterFilms 1 week ago 28
@OnlineGangsterFilms LOL, thats the funniest comment i have seen on youtube.
epiphonelespaul4 1 week ago
@OnlineGangsterFilms lol
wsgchopper 4 days ago
hooters thought of the day? They think?!!
Raylet2 1 week ago 4
Hey u guys know the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of bodies?
adrenalinejunkie444 1 week ago
Now shes married to him!!
jasonfish07 1 week ago
"Nice Legs. What time do they open?"
SubZero01001 1 week ago 4
thas a dope ass line.. fuck she talkin bout.. i bet if she go outside n there was a dam Lamborghini she wouldnt be sayin that shit... if i was ballin n had a Lamborghini id say that same shit..
pt121607 1 week ago
she probably fell for that line too
505outlaw 1 week ago
"the word of the day is 'legs', lets go back to my place and spread the word"
tdogg4575 1 week ago
if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
tdogg4575 1 week ago
@tdogg4575 i came up with that faggot
MrChelseaman45 1 week ago
worst line iv herd
"thanks doll face"
i thought he was talking to the waiter but then i realized he talking to my friend making a joke :P
jumpandshave 1 week ago
Girl are you a train? Because you are TOTALLY off the rails!
Blazed655 1 week ago
My pickup line is flawless, it's just...
*Unrolls duct tape*
l3mm1w1nk5 1 week ago
i got a lambo in my toyota
TheZigg3 1 week ago
Both of those lines are quite clever.
Arro2Xinario 1 week ago
Note to Self: Get a Jeep!
firetopman 1 week ago
"hi, i want sex with you."
elektrokuma 1 week ago
@fuzyjustin i was just mind fucked.
scooter32231 2 weeks ago 3
Is your father a thief? Because I think I saw him stealing electronics from Best Buy the other day.
samroochnik 2 weeks ago 3
thats pretty smooth if yah thinka bout it >_<!! hahaha
prettysballs 2 weeks ago
that guy drives a brown lamborghini? shitty choice of color for a lamborghini, no pun intended.
youthank8 2 weeks ago 89
Fine, I guess you don't get to ride in my lambo.
ShredHeavenly 2 weeks ago
Told this to my girl... we were bored so we were throwing them back and forth to each other and i said ' Did you fall from heave *she smiles* (i change it up a bit like a dick), Cause your face is FUCKED UPPP!!!' Ha idk made us laugh
EdwardWierdoshady 2 weeks ago
I disliked on the basis that that pickup line is fucking epic if it was true.
PaladinswordSaurfang 2 weeks ago
Somehow I think that line would work on anyone if it was in the parking lot lol
CartmanDictatorship 2 weeks ago
Are you from ireland? Because my penis be dublin
hanseykemmerer 2 weeks ago
are you an angel? because you got tits of a goddess
gaminglaps 2 weeks ago
if he was a movie star like brad pitt,,, she would think it was the wittiest thing of all time,,, just like sexual harrassment charges, she would love it if she like him
JazzKeyboardist1 2 weeks ago
What are you doing tonight?besides me
PachydermSouthbound 3 weeks ago 8
^O.O^ i love HoooTers
lilHippo 3 weeks ago
BOSS line is BOSS!
reyshakquit 3 weeks ago
what is a guy with a lamborghini doing at a hooters in the first place?
GeoAl09 3 weeks ago 14
"GET IN THE VAN!!!"
jedimaste154 3 weeks ago
"You are so damn beautiful that I want to put on a pair of swimming googles and dive into your pussy"
wigglywig1 3 weeks ago
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and landed on your face
dano132454 4 weeks ago 7
"My new watch detects your not wearing any underpants, Oh hold on its 5 minutes fast"
bigbattlefatt 4 weeks ago 103
@bigbattlefatt I don't get it
daydayhyphy 1 week ago
Do you work for UPS? Because I'm looking for someone that can handle my package.
ochocinco8531 4 weeks ago 5
Unless he actually had a Lamborghini then it wouldn't have been corny.
Problemstarta 4 weeks ago
Actually it wasn't a pickup line, don't flatter yourself. Your eyes were literally the same color as my Lamborghini.
derpnessify 4 weeks ago 7
the comments on this video are funnier than the video
KingTrollable 4 weeks ago 12
@Carlit0Tit0 u just made my night
Reicht6 4 weeks ago
"your pretty, my van is sound proof and i have a gun"
redsox999233 4 weeks ago 10
and im on this part of youtube again, and i started from an eminem song, holy ****
llZombieHunterll 4 weeks ago
Ummm....worst pick up line would be any that are used on Hooters girls. They hear them all day long, and they're not going to be impressed by some douche who likes the outfit but cares nothing about the girl.
TheBosstrain 4 weeks ago
@fuzyjustin
karl717717 1 month ago
WTH ! .... that was a good pick up line ... lol
JustAnotherAsianGuy2 1 month ago 4
It's a shame I gotta have good credit, be handsome, be funny, be charming, dress nice, etc. just to pick up a fuckin waitress. This bitch probably lives with her parents, when are females gonna start offering something more than their pussies?
WillMorebucks 1 month ago
"You remind me of my pinky toe... because when I get home I'm gonna bang you on the coffee table!"
Carlit0Tit0 1 month ago 5
he must have one racist lamborghini
awesomenoob6281 1 month ago
"you know, i used to be manly like all e'm other men, until I took a nerf dart to the eye"
awesomenoob6281 1 month ago
are your parents retarded? because you look special <3
iRockPJs 1 month ago 8
Are you from india cuz id like to get it into ya ;)
Rice4Lif3 1 month ago
"Hi... uhm... I was just wondering if you're going to be walking to your car later... alone?"
richig761 1 month ago
your eyes are the same color as my asshole
cemalson 1 month ago
that line would actually work....
wez1to2 1 month ago
Ummm corny yes but i bet it worked
shag1988 1 month ago
If I said you had a lovely body could I put my penis in it?
ThaneMcauley1 1 month ago
I bet she still got in
docbaddoc 1 month ago
Is your dad a terrorist? cz you the BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!
kamina77 1 month ago
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
rdmcd1891 1 month ago
"Don't scream or I'll kill you."
26guinness 1 month ago 15
Lol, I just knew most of the comments were going to be misogynistic.
widdlepuddyfat 1 month ago
@widdlepuddyfat What's misogynistic about a corny pickup line?
richig761 1 month ago
MY LAMBORGHINI IS PURPLE
fairastits 1 month ago
"I lost my number so i was wondering if i cud hav urs?"...get em
pimped11 1 month ago
"I really like your pants. Can I buy them off of you?"
doable1 1 month ago
"Do you know where the nearest bakery is,because i'm looking for a cutey pie like you"
LxAlMelo 1 month ago
"Do you know where the nearest bakery is,because im looking for a cutey pie like you"
LxAlMelo 1 month ago
"I love you, will you marry me"... isn't that what all girls want to hear???
matt2eadgbe 1 month ago
''Does This rag Smell Like Chloroform To you?''
MegaTurtle43 1 month ago 303
What if he really had a lambo tho? lol
Ringo7697 1 month ago 8
you must have emphysema cuz you are smokin!
boolengleng 1 month ago
someone call 911 cause you hot, girl!!
boredstudent 1 month ago
My pick up line is : Roses are red violets are blue . Now take off your clothes!
FantasyJimenez123 1 month ago 5
"you look exxxxactly like my next gf."
coreyhughesBITCH 1 month ago 4
the pickup line I use is: Nice shoes, let's fuck
EthansEntertainment 1 month ago 8
Mine is - Hey you know im not actually this tall im sitting on my wallet .
DiggingHD 1 month ago 3
hooters has a youtube channel wow at this rate they're going to take over the world
RenGoHD 1 month ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van!!
MyDixieRekked 1 month ago 5
""hey i lost my number can i have yours;) ""
143jmaurice 1 month ago
are you a farmer cuz you sure know how to raise a cock
DANIEL63948 1 month ago 5
mines "u dont sweat much for a fat girl'
bmurphy103 1 month ago
um.. wow she must really have issues with her eye color!
ARTriodicy 1 month ago
Hi my names Mark but you can call me Hercules! =]
idiotzrule 1 month ago
Shit that pickup line worked for me..
MrxXkushxbluntxX 1 month ago
*holds up screw* "Wanna screw?"
Ur0pinionDoesntCount 1 month ago
"If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"
Bigalrev 1 month ago 6
"If I asked you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
fuzyjustin 1 month ago 202
@fuzyjustin Haha, nice one.
Chabbs1994 1 month ago
@fuzyjustin lets be honest they arent smart enough to get that joke
gokarter57275 1 month ago
@fuzyjustin clever !
TimUkulele 1 month ago
@fuzyjustin Took me ten minutes to work that out....
Knugent54321 1 month ago
@fuzyjustin very clever sir!
juanarruti 1 month ago
@fuzyjustin that's awesome! it took me a second to even get it
longview1987 1 month ago
@fuzyjustin You totally just had sex with mind.
hustla509 3 weeks ago
@fuzyjustin
pro
TheRealKinKorso 2 weeks ago
@fuzyjustin
Ugghh I cant crack it! my brain!
Sp3arNo1 1 week ago
" nice shoes...wanna fuck " XD
Bullets632 1 month ago
Your eyes are the same colour as my regular bus ;)
JamesTeddy22 1 month ago
I got a wacker one....... I bet you put the double O's in hOOters ;))
Gdepjr 1 month ago
Let's play titanic, I say Iceberg! and you go down.
fallenskater138 1 month ago
you got a speed limit on those curves?
strosse 1 month ago
lol this line could actually work if you use it right as a conversation starter...the chick will laugh if you say it with confidence and you keep going from there like....and your hair matches well with my mansion....not my malibu mansion i mean my miami mansion..
its all confidence and humor
landerssd 1 month ago
@landerssd yep a pretty cheesy opener, but I can see it working for sure. One normal line i like to open girls with is "You look kinda familiar, I think I know you from somewhere" and you start asking her if she works or goes to school or somewhere you might have seen her. It's an indirect approach unlike the cheesy lines. Glad to see someone who knows at least a little about the game
LeBronForTheWin 1 month ago
After a stupid ass pick-line! I would say to that person, " If you look up the word Douche-bag? It's gonna have a picture of you're wingman, holding a picture of YOU!!! " LOL
flasha8lebr8r11 1 month ago
@flasha8lebr8r11 lol
MegaDoctorH 1 month ago
Hey I know her, I went to high school with her.
ECLPST 1 month ago
But what if the Lamborghini is like yellow?
waddles877 1 month ago
@waddles877 yellow is the fastest color!
jaws99099 1 month ago
Your eyes are the same color as my father's Chevy Impala
BMX4CRACK 1 month ago 6
what if he actully had a lambo...
skaterguy1423 1 month ago 3
"Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you!"
FlyingBanana213 1 month ago 2
shit that pick up line is so wit, I liked it lol
RusPrideAK 1 month ago
You know what!!? your eyes are the same color as my moped.
RunfromtheHeathen 1 month ago
fghf
TheNeoCubest 1 month ago
here's one...
Guy: wanna come over to my place for some pizza and sex?
Girl: no
Guy: why not? don't you like pizza?!
kyoclone02 1 month ago
You know what, Your eyes are the same color as my lamborghini. It's one of my dreams.
watchinddznutz 1 month ago 2
if he actually had a lamborghini that shit would work like a muthafuckin charm.
unholyfarter 1 month ago
add an italian accent in a gentle tone and she wudve been IN tht Lamborghini. lol
TheLinkmaster12345 1 month ago
I heard Lamborghini, i thought yellow. Then I thought, wait...
PinkyRosez 1 month ago
@Mrcoolalpaca
Bukakaz 1 month ago
How is that the worst pick-up line? If true, that is the single greatest pick-up line on the planet.
thedarkwatcher 1 month ago 9
and guess what, it worked.
OriginalFoxBox 1 month ago
i live in columbia missouri... i will find you.
GitSomeBtch 1 month ago
@zen lmfao
PabloAlonzo48 1 month ago
I was brought here by something
cfire176 1 month ago
hahha mine is "If you were a booger, id pick you."
this1timeatbandcamp3 1 month ago
Oh shoot! I'm going to try the pickup line, after the girl has become tipsy.
DwyaneWadeCounty 1 month ago
must be a shit brown Lamborghini
ice1515151 1 month ago
brown lamborghini? yuck
ochasca 1 month ago
stay on youtube for an hour and this is where you end up.........
jcsmith115 1 month ago 2
hooters weak
ILIK3HATERZ 1 month ago
"you know what? i would totally bang you"
zane0809 1 month ago
yea, since someone would have a brown lambo???
TigerBoiLSU1 1 month ago
Chocolate brown Lamborghini
benarobinson 1 month ago 5
"Baby do you work at subway because you sure gave me a footlong."
Mrcoolalpaca 1 month ago 91
"That's a nice dress - it would look even better buried out in the desert"
MrMargaretScratcher 1 month ago
my best line is secret, dont want it ending up in a really shit song like that flinstone "bedrock" line
Lollertron 1 month ago
Mine is 'How you want it girl?' It has worked before LOL
DragonLoreMan 1 month ago
MIne is, "Girl, you're the same as my bucket. Busted!" Or, "Girl, you're eyes are the color of my Corolla. Shit colored."
ChewBaccsMusic 1 month ago
Your eyes are the same color as sheets.
dragonnight812 1 month ago
YOu no what! you eyes are the same color as my 1993 honda civic!
allanalasro 2 months ago 7
worst? REALLY?
VoVikMakaR 2 months ago
shes HOT i'll give her that
titaniumvortex 2 months ago 2
mines is 'Are u a cement mixer because ur makin me well hard'
TheZiloclan 2 months ago
@TheZiloclan lmfaooo
LatinChick420 1 month ago
Mine is 'If you know what's best for you and your family, you'll get in the fucking car..."
ZenShroud1 2 months ago 32
@ZenShroud1 +1000 to you sir
4thechozen 1 month ago
Mine is 'If you know what's best for you and your family, you'll get in the fucking car..."
ZenShroud1 2 months ago
best pickup line “the word of the day is legs. Want to go back to my house and spread the word??”
triplethelength 2 months ago 4
youe eyes are the same color as my honda civic
Iplayrs8D 2 months ago
never seen a pink lambo, u addict lol
RealRoulette 2 months ago
roses are red
violets are blue
i have a gun
get in the van
72dew 2 months ago 7
thumbs up if you saw a ferrari after the vid :P
wizzboy18 2 months ago
Huh? lol
rossbay 2 months ago
Would have been even more funny if he actually had one..
Ryabear 2 months ago
that's an amazing pick-up line!
TheeeSquirrel 2 months ago
Mine is "If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"
TheUnknownOnes4 2 months ago 95
@TheUnknownOnes4 lmao dude that is so funny
iUnknowniiii 2 months ago
my best pickup line is "I find you extremely attractive and i wish to have sexual intercourse with you ;)"
djcruz2997 2 months ago
my best pickup line is "I find you extremely attractive and i wish to have sexual intercourse with you ;)" (too bad it never works)
djcruz2997 2 months ago
hey girl, whats your name sound like?
oneadamtwelve86 2 months ago
Here's a worse pickup line: Your eyes are the same color as my shit!
XD
CapnE625 2 months ago