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  • And it worked.

  • The best pick up line she ever heard....go out with me and I'll buy you some breast implants...

  • It probably worked!!

  • HOW DID I GET HERE FROM SPIDER LOVE COCAINE!?

  • "Do you work at subway, because your giving me a foot-long"

  • I don't know about Missouri, but this is the best pick up line you can throw in Cali. It works 100%

  • Too bad for her that the guy who gave her that line really did own a Lamborghini and was a multi-millionaire.

  • what is she talking about, thats a fantastic pick up line just replace it with aston and ill start using it

  • "Get in the van or ill shoot you" always works for me

  • @OnlineGangsterFilms LOL, thats the funniest comment i have seen on youtube.

  • hooters thought of the day? They think?!!

  • Hey u guys know the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of bodies?

  • Now shes married to him!!

  • "Nice Legs. What time do they open?"

  • thas a dope ass line.. fuck she talkin bout.. i bet if she go outside n there was a dam Lamborghini she wouldnt be sayin that shit... if i was ballin n had a Lamborghini id say that same shit..

  • she probably fell for that line too

  • "the word of the day is 'legs', lets go back to my place and spread the word"

  • if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

  • @tdogg4575 i came up with that faggot

  • worst line iv herd

    "thanks doll face"

    i thought he was talking to the waiter but then i realized he talking to my friend making a joke :P

  • Girl are you a train? Because you are TOTALLY off the rails!

  • My pickup line is flawless, it's just...

    *Unrolls duct tape*

  • i got a lambo in my toyota

  • Both of those lines are quite clever.

  • Note to Self: Get a Jeep!

  • "hi, i want sex with you."

  • @fuzyjustin i was just mind fucked.

  • Is your father a thief? Because I think I saw him stealing electronics from Best Buy the other day.

  • thats pretty smooth if yah thinka bout it >_<!! hahaha

  • that guy drives a brown lamborghini? shitty choice of color for a lamborghini, no pun intended.

  • Fine, I guess you don't get to ride in my lambo.

  • Told this to my girl... we were bored so we were throwing them back and forth to each other and i said ' Did you fall from heave *she smiles* (i change it up a bit like a dick), Cause your face is FUCKED UPPP!!!' Ha idk made us laugh

  • I disliked on the basis that that pickup line is fucking epic if it was true.

  • Somehow I think that line would work on anyone if it was in the parking lot lol

  • Are you from ireland? Because my penis be dublin

  • are you an angel? because you got tits of a goddess

  • if he was a movie star like brad pitt,,, she would think it was the wittiest thing of all time,,, just like sexual harrassment charges, she would love it if she like him

  • What are you doing tonight?besides me

  • ^O.O^ i love HoooTers

  • BOSS line is BOSS!

  • what is a guy with a lamborghini doing at a hooters in the first place?

  • "GET IN THE VAN!!!"

  • "You are so damn beautiful that I want to put on a pair of swimming googles and dive into your pussy"

  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and landed on your face

  • "My new watch detects your not wearing any underpants, Oh hold on its 5 minutes fast"

  • @bigbattlefatt I don't get it

  • Do you work for UPS? Because I'm looking for someone that can handle my package.

  • Unless he actually had a Lamborghini then it wouldn't have been corny.

  • Actually it wasn't a pickup line, don't flatter yourself. Your eyes were literally the same color as my Lamborghini.

  • the comments on this video are funnier than the video

  • @Carlit0Tit0 u just made my night

  • "your pretty, my van is sound proof and i have a gun"

  • and im on this part of youtube again, and i started from an eminem song, holy ****

  • Ummm....worst pick up line would be any that are used on Hooters girls. They hear them all day long, and they're not going to be impressed by some douche who likes the outfit but cares nothing about the girl.

  • WTH ! .... that was a good pick up line ... lol

  • It's a shame I gotta have good credit, be handsome, be funny, be charming, dress nice, etc. just to pick up a fuckin waitress. This bitch probably lives with her parents, when are females gonna start offering something more than their pussies?

  • "You remind me of my pinky toe... because when I get home I'm gonna bang you on the coffee table!"

  • he must have one racist lamborghini

  • "you know, i used to be manly like all e'm other men, until I took a nerf dart to the eye"

  • are your parents retarded? because you look special <3

  • Are you from india cuz id like to get it into ya ;)

  • "Hi... uhm... I was just wondering if you're going to be walking to your car later... alone?"

  • your eyes are the same color as my asshole

  • that line would actually work....

  • Ummm corny yes but i bet it worked

  • If I said you had a lovely body could I put my penis in it?

  • I bet she still got in

  • Is your dad a terrorist? cz you the BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

  • "Don't scream or I'll kill you."

  • Lol, I just knew most of the comments were going to be misogynistic.

  • @widdlepuddyfat What's misogynistic about a corny pickup line?

  • MY LAMBORGHINI IS PURPLE

  • "I lost my number so i was wondering if i cud hav urs?"...get em

  • "I really like your pants. Can I buy them off of you?"

  • "Do you know where the nearest bakery is,because i'm looking for a cutey pie like you"

  • "Do you know where the nearest bakery is,because im looking for a cutey pie like you"

  • "I love you, will you marry me"... isn't that what all girls want to hear???

  • ''Does This rag Smell Like Chloroform To you?''

  • What if he really had a lambo tho? lol

  • you must have emphysema cuz you are smokin!

  • someone call 911 cause you hot, girl!!

  • My pick up line is : Roses are red violets are blue . Now take off your clothes!

  • "you look exxxxactly like my next gf."

  • the pickup line I use is: Nice shoes, let's fuck

  • Mine is - Hey you know im not actually this tall im sitting on my wallet .

  • hooters has a youtube channel wow at this rate they're going to take over the world

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    I've got a knife

    Get in the van!!

  • ""hey i lost my number can i have yours;) ""

  • are you a farmer cuz you sure know how to raise a cock

  • mines "u dont sweat much for a fat girl'

  • um.. wow she must really have issues with her eye color!

  • Hi my names Mark but you can call me Hercules! =]

  • Shit that pickup line worked for me..

  • *holds up screw* "Wanna screw?"

  • "If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"

  • "If I asked you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

  • @fuzyjustin Haha, nice one.

  • @fuzyjustin lets be honest they arent smart enough to get that joke

  • @fuzyjustin clever !

  • @fuzyjustin Took me ten minutes to work that out....

  • @fuzyjustin very clever sir!

  • @fuzyjustin that's awesome! it took me a second to even get it

  • @fuzyjustin You totally just had sex with mind.

  • @fuzyjustin

    pro

  • @fuzyjustin

    Ugghh I cant crack it! my brain!

  • " nice shoes...wanna fuck " XD

  • Your eyes are the same colour as my regular bus ;)

  • I got a wacker one....... I bet you put the double O's in hOOters ;))

  • Let's play titanic, I say Iceberg! and you go down.

  • you got a speed limit on those curves?

  • lol this line could actually work if you use it right as a conversation starter...the chick will laugh if you say it with confidence and you keep going from there like....and your hair matches well with my mansion....not my malibu mansion i mean my miami mansion..

    its all confidence and humor

  • @landerssd yep a pretty cheesy opener, but I can see it working for sure. One normal line i like to open girls with is "You look kinda familiar, I think I know you from somewhere" and you start asking her if she works or goes to school or somewhere you might have seen her. It's an indirect approach unlike the cheesy lines. Glad to see someone who knows at least a little about the game

  • After a stupid ass pick-line! I would say to that person, " If you look up the word Douche-bag? It's gonna have a picture of you're wingman, holding a picture of YOU!!! " LOL

  • Hey I know her, I went to high school with her.

  • But what if the Lamborghini is like yellow?

  • @waddles877 yellow is the fastest color!

  • Your eyes are the same color as my father's Chevy Impala

  • what if he actully had a lambo...

  • "Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you!"

  • shit that pick up line is so wit, I liked it lol

  • You know what!!? your eyes are the same color as my moped.

  • fghf

  • here's one...

    Guy: wanna come over to my place for some pizza and sex?

    Girl: no

    Guy: why not? don't you like pizza?!

  • You know what, Your eyes are the same color as my lamborghini. It's one of my dreams.

  • if he actually had a lamborghini that shit would work like a muthafuckin charm.

  • add an italian accent in a gentle tone and she wudve been IN tht Lamborghini. lol

  • I heard Lamborghini, i thought yellow. Then I thought, wait...

  • How is that the worst pick-up line? If true, that is the single greatest pick-up line on the planet.

  • and guess what, it worked.

  • i live in columbia missouri... i will find you.

  • @zen lmfao

  • I was brought here by something

  • hahha mine is "If you were a booger, id pick you."

  • Oh shoot! I'm going to try the pickup line, after the girl has become tipsy.

  • must be a shit brown Lamborghini

  • brown lamborghini? yuck

  • stay on youtube for an hour and this is where you end up.........

  • hooters weak

  • "you know what? i would totally bang you"

  • yea, since someone would have a brown lambo???

  • Chocolate brown Lamborghini

  • "Baby do you work at subway because you sure gave me a footlong."

  • "That's a nice dress - it would look even better buried out in the desert"

  • my best line is secret, dont want it ending up in a really shit song like that flinstone "bedrock" line

  • Mine is 'How you want it girl?' It has worked before LOL

  • MIne is, "Girl, you're the same as my bucket. Busted!" Or, "Girl, you're eyes are the color of my Corolla. Shit colored."

  • Your eyes are the same color as sheets.

  • YOu no what! you eyes are the same color as my 1993 honda civic! 

  • worst? REALLY?

  • shes HOT i'll give her that

  • mines is 'Are u a cement mixer because ur makin me well hard'

  • @TheZiloclan lmfaooo

  • Mine is 'If you know what's best for you and your family, you'll get in the fucking car..."

  • @ZenShroud1 +1000 to you sir

  • Mine is 'If you know what's best for you and your family, you'll get in the fucking car..."

  • best pickup line “the word of the day is legs. Want to go back to my house and spread the word??”

  • youe eyes are the same color as my honda civic

  • never seen a pink lambo, u addict lol

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    i have a gun

    get in the van

  • thumbs up if you saw a ferrari after the vid :P

  • Huh? lol

  • Would have been even more funny if he actually had one..

  • that's an amazing pick-up line!

  • Mine is "If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

  • @TheUnknownOnes4 lmao dude that is so funny

  • my best pickup line is "I find you extremely attractive and i wish to have sexual intercourse with you ;)"

  • my best pickup line is "I find you extremely attractive and i wish to have sexual intercourse with you ;)" (too bad it never works)

  • hey girl, whats your name sound like?

  • Here's a worse pickup line: Your eyes are the same color as my shit!

    XD