Nostalgia Critic - Alone In The Dark (Part 3)

[SonOfHighValour]

during the ten minutes in 'Thunder Mountain' bit, was anyone else reminded of Aliens?

[xstationo11]

What's cowbell?

[Tsumefan2]

and what gave that away the skulls?? XD

[hyperrustynail]

How did Nightwish Get shanghaied into doing music for the Shitty movie?

[savvy12510]

"Marco!"

"Marco!"

"Polo."

xD

[moorg745]

I have 2 days left till retirement.

[arkki112]

@moorg745 too bad "shoots you"

[rmkw4291]

'you're... an... idiot!'

it sounds so perfect on the computer.

[MyLifeYoursToo]

She fucking tilted her head up!

[00vudu]

1:20 "I need scissors! 61!" lol

[KevinT1149]

Uwe Boll makes Ed Wood look like Martin Scorsese.

[Natulcien1992]

the soundtrack is good, nightwish <3

[6Hellcat9]

Only good thing to come out of that movie was that Nightwish song. I play it more often than any other video.

[Necromancerevan]

Linkara apparently starts going off about the Black Lantern during that?

[NathanF76]

I love this episode.  I want more three schmuckheads.

[FranBMan]

@NathanF76 Agreed. I think this was a few years back, it must be quite difficult to get together.

[Chillaramic]

Full of faiiiiil!

[ariandynas]

They're forgetting, there's a difference between all dead and mostly dead.

[ZodiacGuyGemini]

Dreamer**

[ZodiacGuyGemini]

Slaying the Dream by Nightwish!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry... big fan :D

[johnnyrockerfella]

0:17 hmmm reckon i saw a bullet, i could be wrong

[AVGN4life1]

@johnnyrockerfella

I saw it to, crap now I have one less thing to make fun of.

[GoMaster5]

I remember watching this on SciFi, it was pretty bad. I thought it was one of those B-monster movies Sci-Fi is known for making like every other week durring the summer.

[rjprankmaster50]

Did anybody hear linkara say "I need scissors 64".

[WolfTheGamer]

@rjprankmaster50 Haha, MGS2. I love that game :)

[CherryFairy02]

This movie should've been "based" on Alone in the Dark 2 rather than the 2001 reboot. Then, we could've had Edward Carnby beating up zombie pirates with a frying pan while dressed as Santa Claus. The movie would've still been bad, but at least it would've been enjoyable bad.

[Thundergirl29]

...I seriously thought his name was Uva Ball.

[14597ojai]

@Thundergirl29 i think its spelled Uwe but pronounced Uva... i think?

[NiMoLastRide]

dont mess with subzero XD

[Vamp61616]

I Wish I Had an Angel at the end <3 I like it when people use music I like.

[Dragon72992]

I want these guys to do a review of the three stooges!!!

[Fwanco]

This was posted on 9/11...

Sorry guys...

[ambskater97]

@Fwanco So?

[eliteguy720]

Marco

MARCO!!!

NC:polo



[Mullahgrrl]

Why can't he talk in this one?

[PhilWithCoffee]

@Mullahgrrl Because he's the Nostalgia Critic and he doesn't have to.

[DemonicRemption]

@Mullahgrrl The horror of the film robbed him of his ability to speak or something like that.

[IIGortII]

@Mullahgrrl Probably lost his voice like he did in the "Good Son" review, but went for a different approach in working around it XD

[Mullahgrrl]

@IIGortII I surspected workaround shenanigans.

[IIGortII]

@Mullahgrrl I do believe you were right XD However...he speaks as Chester A Bum...so either that was filmed later, or it was just for the humor because he was having Spoony and Linkara in the video XD

[Mullahgrrl]

@IIGortII Maby It was to make it easier to hear who is speaking during the voiceovers.

[herbs772]

i can't wait till Uwe Boll has 2 days left till retirement. 

[zagboyar]

I know the answer to linkaras question about the sudden transition from night. Uwe Boll filmed soooooo much more padding that before he cut it the transition made sense

[darkxaur]

I gotta have more cowbell.

[KimxRonForever100]

Anyone know the names of the songs featured in this catastrophe?

[conspiracyMAN23]

was this movie filmed in the Czech Republic? that apc was an OT-64 APC....america does not use those

[jackmcslay]

I like to wear women's clothing

I like to wear women's clothing

I like to wear women's clothing

hey, who were typing when I went to the bathroom?

[12shadic]

After all those sprite movies I saw, I keep picturing Sonic the hedgehog saying the Critics lines.

[TheDarknessDealer]

i love the fact that the cab driver was bill from rampage, i guess that crash made him change

[nottinghampokerpro]

PADING PADING PADING LOL

[VladimirZark]

I gotta have more cowbell

[Tenkagethewise]

I hate to see what would happen if they all played the game on the 360....dear lord

[powerglove100]

Marco,Marco!Polo!

[jsteffey88]

"One night. They evacuate the city in one night. Holy fuck-balls, is this stupid!"

I couldn't agree more.

[crashnburner187]

N.C's crossover reviews rock. A crossover with 2 reviewers, like this one, is PURE (metaphorical) GOLD.

[michaelundert]

4:51 kills me lmao

[BwayDreamer1128]

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, but I don't see why this is considered one of the worst movies ever made. Obviously it sucks, but it doesn't seem THAT bad when compared with other movies NC has reviewed. Idk, maybe it's a heck of a lot worse to actually sit through than watch the review.

[MegaNutcase]

Were is part 2?

[killer92173]

"I'm Acting! I like to wear women's clothing! I like to wear--" lol

[bluespartan10]

Uwe Boll movies make Ed Wood's movies look like Peter Jackson's movies.

[theps3gamer104]

What happened 2 part 2?

[FinalFantasyFan12100]

0:05-0:10 JUST LIKE F***ING COD >:(

[crashnburner187]

@FinalFantasyFan12100 DAMN YOU, MISALIGNED HITBOXES!!!!

[FinalFantasyFan12100]

@crashnburner187 DAMN YOU HACKERS W/ NO LIFE!!!!! (Not you lol)

[FlyingFocs]

Seriously, who wants this January to be Uwe Boll month? That would be awesome.

[jhnwasher]

@FlyingFocs as long as these three do the review together again then

HELL YEAH

if he nearly died from felix the cat than this is gonna make him braindead

[JRYStudios1]

@FlyingFocs I say it should be the Three Schmuckheads month.

[FlyingFocs]

@JRYStudios1 Even better.

[TheBattousai6009]

@FlyingFocs or would it be too much torture

[MsLuckoftheDraw]

@FlyingFocs Dude, NOOOOOO! Yeah, fun for us but I'm pretty sure NC would die. Like, literally die. I know he kinda has fun screaming at shitty movies but there are only so many ways to express you're colossal disgust.

[RavenRyy]

@FlyingFocs What would be awesome would be a T800 taking care of Mr Boll by dealing with mama Boll before she could give the world the worst thing to happen to movies since they came about!

[shioriryukaze]

@FlyingFocs and they need to get these three to do the movies

[BooBop1987]

Wow!

[zombiefan011]

@pippo17173 sorry to say but there IS an Alone in the Dark 2 Uwe Boll is the producer not the director but still

[kaikiyukionna27]

If you want a good laugh, listen individually to what the guys say for the "half-dead half-alive" rant. Hilarity was had. XD

[pippo17173]

So glad there is no sequel!

[Zagstrak]

@pippo17173 They plan to make one....

[pippo17173]

@Zagstrak Are you kidding me! Is this a joke!?

[Arthus850]

it's this review that made these three my favorite critics of all time

[TheHotFalafel]

Was it suppose to be a horror movie?

[boru25]

Nostalgia Critic is much funnier than Looney Tunes!

[psaile93]

woop woop woop woop woop woop

[Digitalsp33r]

You're. An. Idiot. in robot speech is somewhat hilarious.

[Reika37]

God, these three are epic together! XD They should do more reviews like this.

[TheZintastic]

This movie does have something good though. Serious:

Wish I had an Angel -song by Nightwish.

[ShadowACS]

Characters in the movie: MARCO!!!!

Critic: Polo.

[tofutoph]

Calling Uwe Boll the next Ed Wood is even an insult to Ed Wood.

[maiwork6666666]

@tofutoph I absolutely agree, at least ed wood had the passion and endeavor of a good film-maker

[LordDeraj]

@tofutoph Yeah at least Ed Wood tried to make good movies

[orkkilla5589]

@tofutoph Ed wood at least had the heart, Uwe Boll is just a selfish douche cocksucker.

[CHCHuser]

@tofutoph Ed Wood was a nice guy (trust me I've seen the movie). Uwe Boll is a douche.

[lXMaverickXl]

NC likes Nightwish :)

[TheRetna1111]

[insert quote from review]

[origamipein18]

Never heard of the video game Alone in the Dark, what's it about?

[tltar253]

You should review "House of the Dead", it is WORSE than this piece of shit, I think is the worst movie ever made.

[siralucard19]

2:41 Once you make it down here alive you're already dead

2:51 But if you come down here dead you become alive

[siralucard19]

NC sounds like IGSRJ

[Hyprellion517]

Wait a minute, it was night just a second ago. Now it's DAY! That makes no sense.

[sonadowfangirl30869]

GOD THESE GUYS ARE ASWOME!

[AGamersDisciple]

It's a shame that Nightwish was involved with this shitfest, and had to stoop down to this level of awfulness.

[ShadowACS]

@AGamersDisciple wait...how was nightwish involved? ;O NOOOOO...

Why Nightwish...why?!!? You're my favorite band, how could you??????

[AGamersDisciple]

@ShadowACS I Wish I had an Angel was used in this movie. Oh dear...

[ShadowACS]

@AGamersDisciple Well...at least they didn't whore out any of their best songs, like Ghost Love Score. Still, just the fact that they were involved in anyway with Uwe Boll is more depressing than Schindler's List.

[Nolus20]

With the amount of money he makes for a Shitty movie (not to be hating) you'd think he would have time to visit film students to help them fund their own projects >:P

[6684lillian]

lol this movie got a 1% on rotten tomatoes.

[SalemGreywolf]

I gotta have more cowbell!

[blkknightrutter]

They should do more reviews like this more often.

[TitanWar93]

3:54 Huh? Oh, you want me to.... okay.

"I'm ACTIN. I like to wear women's clothing. I like to wear........"

[JaceInfinity]

movie makes no sense the movie states the monsters don't come out in daylight and yet the main character get attacked in broad daylight. fail movie

[xXForeverxMidnightXx]

The ONLY redeeming quality about the movie was the kick-ass credit song! Nightwish ftw!

[BellaFalk95]

Exepte that Nostalgia critic sound like Stephen Hawkins computer this is my favorite review.

[AdamHPerform06]

always LMFAO @ 4:44

[robert123467]

It ends up LIKE THE GAME, nothing common put still ends almost the same way, the main Characters DIE!

[BionicleChicken66]

i gotta have moar cowbelle

[Bowmaj21]

I love that the Critic suddenley takes an interest in his finger 1:19!

[jetiscute1]

Marco! Marco! Polo...

[nightshade1124]

The only good parts of this movie were the monsters were interesting and this review was fucking hilarious. 3 STOOGES FTW!!

[darthbriboy]

this movie is fuck not fucked up just fuck

[RyleyAshford]

... OH SHIT! Dude! The taxi cab driver from the beginning of the movie is Bill from Rampage!

That's awesome!

[TheSpacMen]

Rob Is soooo cool! He's like the Luigi of Nostalgia Critic. I wanna see him more, Him and Doug are so simular thats its too awesome not to ignore!

[GameStation3]

@TheSpacMen It's not Rob. It's Lewis Lovhaug, AKA Linkara. He reviews comics on That Guy With The Glasses.

[popypop23]

thumbs up for the mortal kombat refrence

[LegionIscariot]

Maybe they should have informed the actual military. 

[PunchSydeiron]

These guys have to join forces to riff "Space Transformers."

[ArcanaAaron]

I want all the people from TGWTG's website to do 1 hour long review of a movie SO bad, it requires them. These 3 have convinced me lol

[Richierua]

@ArcanaAaron nah spoony already did Highlander 2.

[owain2222]

@ArcanaAaron i got some movies all of them could watch together

like

alice in murderland

troll 2

transmorphers

bloodrayne 2

fat slags and so much more :)

[menslady125]

@owain2222:

Oh, my gosh! I have heard of Transmorphers! I've never seen it, but that is GOOD! It is blasphemy...I repeat...BLASPHEMY of Transformers!

[FankMatthew13]

@ArcanaAaron They did that with Moulin Rouge last month. It is awesome!

[ArcanaAaron]

@FankMatthew13 I know, I saw it XD

[jaedragon12343]

i think the people in the city are supposed to be dead

[Jman92854]

@jaedragon12343 Actually, it's supposed to be evacuated. Which is why they said "REALLY? NO DAMAGE AND THEY EVACUATED AN ENTIRE CITY IN ONE NIGHT?" I mean, no city is THAT clean when people are running from something that can kill them.

[GinryuStargazer]

@jaedragon12343 I don't think so, because it actually says on the screen "8:45 A.M.--City Evacuated"

[HrDthereviewer]

WOW...THATS A LOT TA BUY MOVIE..THATSA LOT TA BUY!!!

[ThePhantom135]

NC: Pick 5.

Linkara: 5?

(SLAP)

Linkara: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

[djsamonella1]

Whenever nc reviews an uwe boll film these three should get together and review it.

[tiiito1988]

this movie made by brain bleed

[Frisby2007]

They should really think of reviewing "House of the Dead". Sure, maybe their eyes would burn at every minute, but it'd be worth it. I can spend over 3 fucking hours saying how bad that movie was.

[13mungoman13]

WOOOB WOOBWOOBWOOBWOOB

WOOOB WOOBWOOBWOOBWOOB

[Jackw00pw00p2]

This movie has a talent for some how having too much plot and yet no plot at all!

Summed it right up lol

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

Why are they surprised the bitch moved her head? She wasn't even hit.

[Bookfreak07]

Overload of hotness in this review..the NC, Spoony and Linkara...gorgeous



[horaciosi]

@Bookfreak07 Spoony? Really?

[Bookfreak07]

@horaciosi Yeah, it's a bit odd but I think in a odd way he's kinda cute. Maybe it's the personality that I find attractive. Either way he's cute in his own way. Not the level of NC hotness but still cute...

[Mom2Patches]

"Some doors are meant to stay closed." Yeah, like the DVD case to this movie. I nearly choked. One of NC's best reviews.

[ThePhoenixrider100]

I do love how there is a shoot to her chest, but the poor editting makes it impossible to see. Plus where the hell did the other bullet come from? no one else was shooting

[Zillafan01]

4:52 LAWL!!!!!!!!

[msx629]

1:17

Linkara: I need siccors, 61! XD

[NathanSaga]

Movie was not that bad, plus the chick that was on the ground probily might not have been dead, but they left her anyway. Think of how it would end with everyone gone and sht, ya they evacuated the city cause of the creepers, how hard is that to understand, not like you wouldent leave if you saw one. Meh. XP

[nativewizard]

I saw uwe boll in a fudge factory and I asked miss boll "you're a fudge packer now?" and he started crying and ran into a closet and now he just won't come out of the closet he needs to just come outta the closet already he's not fooling anyone! and needs to accept he is a fudge packer! hey everyone! uwe boll won't out of the closet just cause he's crying pussy fudge packer!

[whohie]

I LOVE the scene where the shot is completely off. However, I just noticed that just before the shot flies above her head another hits her in the chest. However, the one that hits her in the chest is almost impossible to see, and therefore it gives the impression that his shot flies above her head. If I hadn't accidentally paused at that exact moment (0:17) I wouldn't have noticed it. So, I don't consider it a fuck up by them as much as a fuck up by Uwe Ball.

[2FunnyVersionIV]

4:01 I'm......acting.........I LIKE TO WEAR WOMEN'S CLOTHING! I LIKE TO WEAR-

[SacredBurn0ut]

Is anybody else disgusted by the idea that a guy that makes movies like this is making a movie about Aushwitz?

[foamyfan211]

@SacredBurn0ut Who knows? It could be a blessing in disguise. I place weak emphasis on "could".

[SacredBurn0ut]

@foamyfan211 i think that the trailer alone says enough. Plus he said it was a movie that Hostel fans will love.....

[silverlum45]

There needs to be more fo the "Padding, padding, padding!" joke.

[za2ed00z]

I wish these would make a good film......about what makes a bad movie and showing great examples

[BelovedCaptain]

This doesn't seem to have ANYTHING to do with the game. -.-

These three should do more reviews together!

[osjehdhfjfnf]

In dacadez from now, ppl will remember the all time great directers who made great movies that are worth watching. But not this guy, his legacy is already in the tiolet. He makes awful movies but alone in the dark is SUPER GOD AWFUL! dont be suprised if u cant download this movie in the future witch no one will anyway, its that bad smh. A retarded monkey can make a better film than this. It just sucks balls! What was slater thinking of when he did this movie???

[axelwolf04]

Anyone who is associated with any of that fucking retard Uwe Boll's movies are NOT okay! Uwe is a fucking idiot who can give a fuck less of ruining a video game's franchise, as long he can make millions of fucking dollars out of dumbass people who watch this shitty movies and get away with it! Because of his dumb fucking ass, he has ruined numerous actors and actresses careers but like I said, he can give a fuck less.

[Hydroxoid]

Where's part 2?

[VengadorDorado91]

MARCO!

MARCO!

Polo xD

[homsar386]

7 christian slaters hit the dislike button.

[fl1bble]

I saw the far cry movie and holy shit was it pathetically bad, it was NOTHING like the game, this Uwe guy is such a shit director, he got the main freaking character wrong in the film, how is that possible!?!?!?!?!?!

[horaciosi]

I'm starting to think that the gun shot was not a GC effect

[VaderGuy9]

GOTTA HAVE MOAR COWBELL!!!!

[SSBBMN64]

Hey look a wall, thats difrent XD

Marco, marco!

polo XD

[SuperSenshi]

(2:10) Edward: I don't think we're supposed to be here.

Linkara, NC, Spoony: -_-#

NC: You're. An. Idiot.

[DramaKaw]

@SuperSenshi I don't get it.

[wildsmiley]

Uwe Bole is the next Ed Wood? Isn't that insulting to Ed Wood? I'd MUCH rather watch Plan 9 From Out Space or Bride of the Monster than Bole's movies. at least Ed's are entertaining, sorta.

[maiwork6666666]

Lincara's voice reminds me of Patton Oswalt