tell ya what, you become a famous stand up comedian with a show on broadway, then make a free video on youtube, and i'll personally deliver you your pie.
sort a been there done that Vic.Sang in the NYC opera in the early 70's,now I'm justa jewish carpenter living in cape canaveral.That's pretty funny.Blueberry will be fine.
That was actually pretty good. Who would believe that someone with the idiotic political views this schmuck has could actually think of something worth hearing.
Funny Jackie. Are you coming to Australia? Jews are OK; they must be because everyone hates them - especially Islamists and I hate them so Jews are OK by me.
Jackie how long do will your show be running? I'll be going to school up there in the fall, and I should be in NY later in April for Pesach with the family
ep3p2008 the shitler-loving, gay antisemite is clearly super jealous of us vastly superior Jews. ep3p2008 never got over the fact that we Jews are G-d's very special Chosen People, while a total loser like ep3p2008 is destined to spend eternity in hell with his gay lover, adolf shitler. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
darwinismSucks the gay homosexual of the faggot variety revels in having to have the last word. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
"vastly superior"... Isn't that too much like Adolf's übermensch?
Oh I forgot, he was a jew as well, making it possible for zionist organisations all over the world to STILL, TO THIS DAY, profit and make a TRADEMARK out of "holocaust".
the only reason we are leaving this up is to show people how vile and anti semetic someone can be..we have also reported this person to you tube to have their rights suspended..While we believe in fre speech and believe it is the hallmark of our society, there are limits
So ALL hatred towards muslims are OK on YouTube (soon JewTube? No JewTube already exists) while a SIMPLE JOKE on Jews is unacceptable?
You schlemils totally abuse your rights, I hope mankind in the long-run can see that although COUNTLESS people, even RIGHTHEOUS JEWS are waking up to see how Zionism is a sad and growing ideology, backed up by republicans with the blood of Americas poor, as soldiers, sent to Iraq to bring "democracy"...
@TheUltimateJew Come on Jackie its only a joke. Just like the jokes you tell except less funny and more offensive. Don't get angry about people like this guy.
@ep3p2008 I felt a little sick after your first 'joke'; really disgusted after the subconscious visualization that came to me after your second 'joke' and somewhat relieved with the answer to the third question - just a stupid shit who doesn't know and never will...
You are really sick and what's worse is that there are a lot of your type. The real reason you hate Jews and blacks is, of course, your upbringing, AND you just haven't risen above it YET. Learn from your perceived enemies.
wow, what utter shit darwinismSucks is spewing. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
Jackie Mason has such an unequaled way of seeing through all the garbage to get at the truth, and making it all the funniest thing in the world. how does he do it? clearly Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan
nakedBison and Jackie Mason have such an unequaled way of creating garbage to hide truth, and making it all the unfunniest thing in the world. how do they do it? clearly Jackie Mason is a drooling idiot. President Bush is America's greatest shame.
nakedBison and Jackie Mason have such an unequaled way of creating garbage to hide truth, and making it all the unfunniest thing in the world. how do they do it? clearly Jackie Mason is a drooling idiot. President Bush is America's greatest shame.
darwinismSucks has such an unequaled way to creating garbage to hide the truth. darwinismSucks is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly DarwinismSucks is a drooling idiot. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
nakedBison has such an unequaled way to "creating" garbage to hide the truth. nakedBison is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly nakedBison is a drooling idiot. Jackie Mason is a steaming turd. President Bush is America's greatest mass murderer since nakedBison.
darwinismSucks has such an unequaled way to creating garbage to hide the truth. darwinismSucks is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly darwinismSucks is a drooling idiot. darwinismSucks is a steaming turd. darwinismSucks is the biggest mass murderer since his gay but buddy, osama bin ladden. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
nakedBison and Jackie Mason have such an unequaled way of creating garbage to hide truth, and making it all the unfunniest thing in the world. how do they do it? clearly Jackie Mason is a drooling idiot. President Bush is America's greatest shame.
darwinismSucks has such an unequaled way to creating garbage to hide the truth. darwinismSucks is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly DarwinismSucks is a drooling idiot. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
nakedBison has such an unequaled way to "creating" garbage to hide the truth. nakedBison is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly nakedBison is a drooling idiot. Jackie Mason is a steaming turd. President Bush is America's greatest mass murderer since nakedBison.
darwinismSucks has such an unequaled way to creating garbage to hide the truth. darwinismSucks is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly darwinismSucks is a drooling idiot. darwinismSucks is a steaming turd. darwinismSucks is the biggest mass murderer since his gay but buddy, osama bin ladden. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
nakedBison has such an unequaled way to "creating" garbage to hide the truth. nakedBison is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly nakedBison is a drooling idiot. Jackie Mason is a steaming turd. President Bush is America's greatest mass murderer since nakedBison.
darwinismSucks has such an unequaled way to creating garbage to hide the truth. darwinismSucks is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly darwinismSucks is a drooling idiot. darwinismSucks is a steaming turd. darwinismSucks is the biggest mass murderer since his gay but buddy, osama bin ladden. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
rav yankiff. dont worry. this is actually a great trailer for the show. now i really want to see the rest of it, if its as good as this sample.
i would like to make a suggestion. i dont like the intro music of the show. too goyish. start it off with the tradition hatikfa because you are the unltimate yid!
OH MAN!! I want to go so bad... Im trying to go on the jackiemason website but it says "site is being updated"... oh well, Ill keep trying... if I come.. would you take time and autograph my book?
Too far for me to come,I live in Britain & I don't have the air fare but I'll send you a fine shirt for this tantalizing piece you have kindly given us!
Jackie Mason coming on stage to Robbie Williams... thats beyond blasphemy
TheIkaraCult 2 months ago
this is crap
MrVlada011 11 months ago
I heard Freedom's Watch has gone down, and they have close ties to the RJC. I wonder how that is being viewed...
rogermoore27 3 years ago
the intro music sounds like something you'd find in the Yiddish version of a Quenton Tarentino flick.
btw.. last i heard, he was up to 42!
Thanks for the laugh. I sent you a peice of cake. Look for it in your EMail
VickieBurns2 3 years ago 5
hey vickie,did you figure the QT music out all by yourself? I want a piece a cake too.Call me.
thatgood58 3 years ago
LOL, cake all around!
VickieBurns2 3 years ago
Vickie,Did I mention I also like pie. Sometimes w/ice cream,sometimes w/milk.
thatgood58 3 years ago
tell ya what, you become a famous stand up comedian with a show on broadway, then make a free video on youtube, and i'll personally deliver you your pie.
VickieBurns2 3 years ago 2
sort a been there done that Vic.Sang in the NYC opera in the early 70's,now I'm justa jewish carpenter living in cape canaveral.That's pretty funny.Blueberry will be fine.
thatgood58 3 years ago
Woah! I'm pickin the blueberries as we speak!
Besides that, i have a GREAT respect for Jewish carpenters. wink wink.
VickieBurns2 3 years ago
Jesus wasn't a "jew". jesuswasnotajewcom
Judahite, Judean, Khazar, Hebrew, Yiddish, Aramaic = a whole lot of different meanings
WeAreJews 2 years ago
Jackie, I nearly fell off my chair with laughter. We really appreciate the FREE entertainment. I will send you a Yom Ha'atzmoat shirt!!!!!!
HAZIDEAD 3 years ago
I think his accent is more funny than his words!
ARUK1 3 years ago
That was actually pretty good. Who would believe that someone with the idiotic political views this schmuck has could actually think of something worth hearing.
MasterOfSparks 3 years ago
now you are finally making sense..amazing, it's never too late to learn something
TheUltimateJew 3 years ago
(Allah) God , no God but He besides , the Ever-Living,
the Self-subsisting by Whom all subsist; slumber does not overtake Him nor sleep;
whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth is His;
who is he that can intercede with Him but by His permission?
ProudTBeMuslim 3 years ago
He knows what is before them and what is behind them,
and they cannot understand anything of His knowledge except what He allows,
His knowledge extends over the heavens and the earth,
and the preservation of them both tires Him not, and He is the Most High, the Great
The Holly Quran - Chapter 2 Al-Baqarah - Verse 255 ( ayat Al-Kursey )
ProudTBeMuslim 3 years ago
It is a great show just as all the rest have been. This will be part of history! You pal,M
newmanpi1 3 years ago
Funny Jackie. Are you coming to Australia? Jews are OK; they must be because everyone hates them - especially Islamists and I hate them so Jews are OK by me.
Tonic2012 3 years ago
who the fuck are you retarded
obama 08
zxcv2885 3 years ago
Jackie how long do will your show be running? I'll be going to school up there in the fall, and I should be in NY later in April for Pesach with the family
JaredEricFusia 3 years ago 2
Some people told me nakedBison molests children.
jimmywantgrapes 3 years ago
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Who's the best Jewish cook? Hitler.
What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
What's a Jewish woman's favorite position for sex?
Facing Macy's.
ep3p2008 3 years ago
ep3p2008 the shitler-loving, gay antisemite is clearly super jealous of us vastly superior Jews. ep3p2008 never got over the fact that we Jews are G-d's very special Chosen People, while a total loser like ep3p2008 is destined to spend eternity in hell with his gay lover, adolf shitler. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
McCain '08!
nakedBison 3 years ago
Does nakedBison revel in the homosexual trait of having to have the last word?
Creationismsucks 3 years ago 2
darwinismSucks the gay homosexual of the faggot variety revels in having to have the last word. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
McCain '08!
nakedBison 3 years ago
My GOD you're DISGUSTING...
"vastly superior"... Isn't that too much like Adolf's übermensch?
Oh I forgot, he was a jew as well, making it possible for zionist organisations all over the world to STILL, TO THIS DAY, profit and make a TRADEMARK out of "holocaust".
Disgusting, revolting, bizarre, foul beasts.
Hammid 3 years ago
the only reason we are leaving this up is to show people how vile and anti semetic someone can be..we have also reported this person to you tube to have their rights suspended..While we believe in fre speech and believe it is the hallmark of our society, there are limits
TheUltimateJew 3 years ago
He just made humourous jokes about jews?
So what? AHH OK!
So ALL hatred towards muslims are OK on YouTube (soon JewTube? No JewTube already exists) while a SIMPLE JOKE on Jews is unacceptable?
You schlemils totally abuse your rights, I hope mankind in the long-run can see that although COUNTLESS people, even RIGHTHEOUS JEWS are waking up to see how Zionism is a sad and growing ideology, backed up by republicans with the blood of Americas poor, as soldiers, sent to Iraq to bring "democracy"...
Hammid 3 years ago
@TheUltimateJew Come on Jackie its only a joke. Just like the jokes you tell except less funny and more offensive. Don't get angry about people like this guy.
7xxJohnnyRebelxx7 1 year ago
oh my G-d, how hilarious. Good one schmuck
JaredEricFusia 3 years ago
You think the first and second jokes are funny? They are NOT. Shame on you.
rif848 3 years ago
@ep3p2008 I felt a little sick after your first 'joke'; really disgusted after the subconscious visualization that came to me after your second 'joke' and somewhat relieved with the answer to the third question - just a stupid shit who doesn't know and never will...
You are really sick and what's worse is that there are a lot of your type. The real reason you hate Jews and blacks is, of course, your upbringing, AND you just haven't risen above it YET. Learn from your perceived enemies.
aarondanaful 7 months ago
Wow. What utter shit Mason is spewing
Creationismsucks 3 years ago
wow, what utter shit darwinismSucks is spewing. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
McCain '08!
nakedBison 3 years ago
Jackie Mason has such an unequaled way of seeing through all the garbage to get at the truth, and making it all the funniest thing in the world. how does he do it? clearly Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan
McCain '08!
nakedBison 3 years ago
nakedBison and Jackie Mason have such an unequaled way of creating garbage to hide truth, and making it all the unfunniest thing in the world. how do they do it? clearly Jackie Mason is a drooling idiot. President Bush is America's greatest shame.
McCain will lose!
Creationismsucks 3 years ago
nakedBison and Jackie Mason have such an unequaled way of creating garbage to hide truth, and making it all the unfunniest thing in the world. how do they do it? clearly Jackie Mason is a drooling idiot. President Bush is America's greatest shame.
McCain will lose!
Creationismsucks 3 years ago
darwinismSucks has such an unequaled way to creating garbage to hide the truth. darwinismSucks is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly DarwinismSucks is a drooling idiot. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
McCain '08!
nakedBison 3 years ago
nakedBison has such an unequaled way to "creating" garbage to hide the truth. nakedBison is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly nakedBison is a drooling idiot. Jackie Mason is a steaming turd. President Bush is America's greatest mass murderer since nakedBison.
Creationismsucks 3 years ago
darwinismSucks has such an unequaled way to creating garbage to hide the truth. darwinismSucks is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly darwinismSucks is a drooling idiot. darwinismSucks is a steaming turd. darwinismSucks is the biggest mass murderer since his gay but buddy, osama bin ladden. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
McCain '08!
nakedBison 3 years ago
nakedBison and Jackie Mason have such an unequaled way of creating garbage to hide truth, and making it all the unfunniest thing in the world. how do they do it? clearly Jackie Mason is a drooling idiot. President Bush is America's greatest shame.
McCain will lose!
Creationismsucks 3 years ago
darwinismSucks has such an unequaled way to creating garbage to hide the truth. darwinismSucks is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly DarwinismSucks is a drooling idiot. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
McCain '08!
nakedBison 3 years ago
nakedBison has such an unequaled way to "creating" garbage to hide the truth. nakedBison is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly nakedBison is a drooling idiot. Jackie Mason is a steaming turd. President Bush is America's greatest mass murderer since nakedBison.
Creationismsucks 3 years ago
darwinismSucks has such an unequaled way to creating garbage to hide the truth. darwinismSucks is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly darwinismSucks is a drooling idiot. darwinismSucks is a steaming turd. darwinismSucks is the biggest mass murderer since his gay but buddy, osama bin ladden. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
McCain '08!
nakedBison 3 years ago
nakedBison has such an unequaled way to "creating" garbage to hide the truth. nakedBison is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly nakedBison is a drooling idiot. Jackie Mason is a steaming turd. President Bush is America's greatest mass murderer since nakedBison.
Creationismsucks 3 years ago
darwinismSucks has such an unequaled way to creating garbage to hide the truth. darwinismSucks is the most pathetic thing in the world. clearly darwinismSucks is a drooling idiot. darwinismSucks is a steaming turd. darwinismSucks is the biggest mass murderer since his gay but buddy, osama bin ladden. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan. Ralph Nader
McCain '08!
nakedBison 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This sucks ass.
Creationismsucks 3 years ago
darwinismSucks sucks ass. Jackie Mason is a comedic genius. President Bush is America's greatest President since the late great President Reagan
McCain/Jackie '08!
nakedBison 3 years ago
God bless you!
Steeevyo 3 years ago
Jackie,
What is your PayPal address? I want to send you some money...
BigDaddy1968 3 years ago
Oh my God. Four chairs and a table? I was with them too. I'm admitting it.
goldkhw 3 years ago
Replace the opening song, its terrible! Don't insult fellow Jews like Spitzer.
Seinfeld comedy is funnier and he sucks! You're LAME Jackie!
ne0aes0pDltdNOTDftd 3 years ago
worth every penny i lolled hard
mysticalgroove 3 years ago
ROCK ON Jackie! GOD LOVE YA!
rebelstang 3 years ago
Spitzer sucks
rebeccajones125 3 years ago
I agree with the comment below, you should come work at my office one day and then you will see what work is hehehe
lawofficedeb 3 years ago
Jackie you call this work?!?!
lovebugay1112 3 years ago
I am going to buy tickets now, I love the stage
jennifersantacruz 3 years ago 3
Great video Jackie, what kind of cake do you like?
jewishprincess4 3 years ago 2
Jackie I hear the show is excellent, can't wait to see it!!!
raquelaida125 3 years ago 3
jackie you are the best!
ycb459 3 years ago 2
very funny jackie :). i wish i could go see your show on broadway.
norfdak377 3 years ago
look everyone, ---> a jew
boygenis 3 years ago
rav yankiff. dont worry. this is actually a great trailer for the show. now i really want to see the rest of it, if its as good as this sample.
i would like to make a suggestion. i dont like the intro music of the show. too goyish. start it off with the tradition hatikfa because you are the unltimate yid!
TallBrooklynGuy 3 years ago
OH MAN!! I want to go so bad... Im trying to go on the jackiemason website but it says "site is being updated"... oh well, Ill keep trying... if I come.. would you take time and autograph my book?
oblivion292 3 years ago
in a new york minute
TheUltimateJew 3 years ago
THANK YOU JACKIE!
i wish i was there ... is there a DVD i can buy?
xesiria 3 years ago
Isnt this just an advert? Really like Jackie though
DuctTapeMyFace 3 years ago
Hysterical- can't wait to see the show
RScahill 3 years ago
Great bit on Spitzer Jackie!!!
christina8647 3 years ago
Jackie what do you think of the pregnant man?
xiarra69 3 years ago
Jackie for President
milo98ju78 3 years ago 2
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Spitzer sucks like you Jackie
poiu780 3 years ago
Leave Spitzer alone, its his personal life
irommboj 3 years ago
What size are you in shirts Jackie? I want to send you 7 of them
jgoekojgh 3 years ago
G*D Bless you Jackie!
yhshvh10 3 years ago 2
Jackie you rule!!!
hannahgianna1 3 years ago
We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us
5taestacion98 3 years ago
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
angelina7880 3 years ago 2
I will be there
ordinarypeople9876 3 years ago
Too far for me to come,I live in Britain & I don't have the air fare but I'll send you a fine shirt for this tantalizing piece you have kindly given us!
onemorethingsir 3 years ago
Oy! Some jokes you forgot last Wednesday! How about a rebate?
houseofcharm 3 years ago
fantastic thanks for the clip are you going to put this to dvd. wish i could be in ny to see you.
fuyingbro 3 years ago
Your set is amazing!
flrs80 3 years ago
The cheque is in the mail!
jordanthecat 3 years ago
Thanks Jackie!
ozzmic 3 years ago