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  • Haha I love Ashton and consider myself one of his biggest fans but Kelly your hilarious and definitely have a point. You had me laughing so hard lol. Good luck with your comedy and hopefully you'll become famous for it..your to funny to not be known.

  • He's got 7 million now thanks to u Kelly

  • Retweet Retweet Retweet jajaja. Ashton Kutcher ♥

  • Maybe 30 other people gone fishin. Just sayin........

  • Ok, you are certifiably hilarious. Took me a couple minutes to get into this one, but then it had me in stitches.

  • I love this womens sense of humor!! keep up the good work :0)

  • 3:34 > 3:40 creepy.

  • WHy do you care who follows AK and why would you want anyone of those to even follow you. Seriously?

  • Where is your neck?

  • God...a lot of you Ashton fans are stupidos.... you're all telling Kelly to calm down when you are the dumb fuckos that are taking this seriously. I wish when I gave your asinine comments a thumbs down, your hearts would stop beating.

    @njsal

  • @poop: its a joke you idiot. Im not REALLY this angry. Apparently Ashton is a lot smarter than some of his fans, since he retweeted this and got the joke or wasnt offended by it.

    @marroly: its not ALL I have to say. Its ONE video. I have many more on my channel and I talk about other topics on twitter as well. Ashton is the topic of THIS video. Seems pretty obvious to me. And if you dont wanna follow me, dont. Pretty simple really.

  • ... Calm the fuck down. You're not famous or funny. He's famous people will retweet him. It's twitter. Chilllllllllllllll

  • @poopendolly you fucking idiot.... its a god damn joke... a joke thats hilarious. go kelley!

  • You're right you are hilarious! (looking) I think I will start following AplusK now.

  • Oh yes, I am so enthralled that you have used my comment and made me a "star". What would I do without you? Thanks so much for my new-found fame.

  • But havent you seen my second video "princess?" About the fans? You are quoted in it! Jump up and down! Youre a star!

  • You shouldn't be snarky. You lose your precious followers that way.

  • @Carol did you friend request me over there? I will certainly accept if you did.

  • Everyone here needs to stop hating on him just cuz u wish u had what he does fucking haters @ all haters fuck u!! Ashton ALL THE WAY!!!

  • are you crazy...Ashton Kutcher...started twitter, are you out of your mind>>

  • Kelley, you are hilarious!!!! This is the best!!!

  • I just pushed the vuvuzela button as soon as you started talking... great video!

  • lmfao. no one will unfollow that man(:

  • Nobody can retweet you because you're too fucking fat

  • lighten up, its the internet. The place where we made Justin bieber go to North Korea for his world tour just because we wanted to be a douche to him

  • Hee hee! Nice! Loved The Price Is Right music - nice touch.

  • I don't tweet, personally. But if I did...I'd follow you and not Ashton (I don't think I've even seen one of his movies) I loved the Al Sharpton comment, really.

  • takey?

  • Your tweets are takey! Not funny AplusK very classy!

  • ohh my god . That was the best . Cheers Kelley

  • I´m following U know :D and don´t worry...I´ll retweet U 2 ♥

  • wow. you thtoopid has more views than coca-cola. @viceGTO... AK make big monies when all peoples pay movies! dum lady have no friends or monies when not famass, so become so. someday big tv show maybe no maybe yes. dam

  • oh u woman,find a life! who cares how many followers u have on twitter? btw <3 u Ashton! :D

  • ironic, aplusk re-tweeted this. which also might be why it has so many views too. ha oh Ashton...

  • hater lol

  • lol you're hilarious hahaha!

  • I love you with all my heart. You're awesome.

  • the camera should have said "no" while recording this.

  • Is this for real?

    if it is.. why are u so mad? I'm pretty sure most of the people following a+k just do it becouse of who he is and 'cause they respect him for what he does. I don't think that's something to be mad about... Instead of focusing on trying to get people to unfollow a+k, I think u should focus on getting people to follow u ('cuz that's what u want), not 'cuz u insult people but 'cuz u r funny or have interesting things to say. If few people do.. then maybe you're not that funny.

  • @princess Wow really? Thanks so much for making me aware of that. I didnt know. What would I do without you guys? HUGS.

  • Just by the way.... There is an oil spill going on in the Gulf. That is an issue. Not followers on Twitter.

  • you are crazy, bitch!

  • We at The Some GUy Show LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

  • this is crazy...

  • GENIUS!!!! :-)

  • kelley: yooouuuuu roooooock! true true.... i following you now and your comments are true: asnakeplisking suxx!

  • Kelley - I am willing to bet money that YOUR followers (I am one) are NOT among the 5 million AplusK followers. There's something to be very proud of there...no?

  • his tweets are not pointless !! that's what twitter is about ..what are you doing and where will you go !!! plus .. he's a celebrity !!!

  • Freak..... It's funnier that A+K tweeted this garbage. She's just a tall poppy basher.

  • At least you had a lot of coments with this miserable video.....

    GO FISHING

  • ashton kutcher is theee mannn! why would i unfollow him? its twitter - your supposed to right what your doing, not entertain people ..

    tbh i think its a bit sad that you have made a video about this lmao, its comming across that someones jelous bcoz someone has more followers than someone else oooooh how bad ..

  • Hey. At least Ashton got you a few views from his tweet about you. Otherwise I wouldn't be here.

  • OMFG i am sooo subing u and following u on twitter!!

  • Nice to know Ashton googles himself to find this huh? btw..Opie & Anthony were fired a few times from Boston radio stations..they are well know here for their shananigans!

  • LOL you're funny! Maybe if you marry Demi Moore you will get more followers?

  • oh my god, marry me!

    scissors????

  • @33...um, WHAT???LOL.

  • You are thtoopid unfunny fat lady.  AK is great person who is like god in prettiness and has all humor in saying things. He lives coolest lifes. At least he learns his words not like you reading them and not look on camera. these are why you not famass. NINE! I would follow my enemy for Tweeter if before I ever would follow you. NINE!

  • @33JiveTurkey AK's movies suck. I don't know why they keep paying him to make shitty movies. I wish I could make millions making shitty movies.

  • LOL ashton tweeted this video

  • haha....wow, i can't believe i wasted five minutes of my life on that...and i can't believe you wasted five minutes of yours to make the video...some people shouldn't be allowed to own video cameras

  • Wow Cruise, that was original. Another fat joke. Zzzzzzzzz.....

  • some people shouldn't talk about handles

  • have you tried putting your toes on the ground and tapping ONLY your big toe to a beat? pretty hard actually...you really want to move the other toes as well

  • Oh.

    my.

    god.

    THAT WAS EFFING HILARIOUS!

    dude, i can't stop laughing.

    Is there something wrong with me?

    YOU.

    ARE.

    FUNNY.

    ;).

  • damn...sorry none of this was funny. Except your face when you said retweet.....

  • HAHAHA ur funny. and he has over 5 millions of followers because there's a lot of people who like him like an actor or others because they think he's hot but anyways ill unfollow him hahaha and ill follow you XD

  • @Joeycaine23 hahaha sweet irony

  • I wonder if the movie Misery was based on this angry woman?

  • you must have a very boring life... and you're "sense of humour" is kinda weird

  • Yup. And I love Letterman and his "twitter machine." :)

  • take a chill pill dude

  • Letterman has been ribbing him about his "tweeting" since it began. It's a joke, people. And it's funny.

  • I do realize that Monkey, and I find it amusing that people will just follow him more now. Im not angry. This vid was mock anger, for comedy. I find it hysterical that anyone is taking me seriously, or thinks that I take twitter THAT seriously. Umm, no. Actually, I find this whole thing quite hysterical. The fact that people hate my video, the fact that Ashton retweeted it, that hes getting followers, that I am .. its all so ridiculous and funny. I love it.

  • you do realize people are just going to follow him even more now, JUST to piss you off?

    I completely agree, he does tweet pointless things, but thats the thing about fangirls

    THEY NEVER STOP

    they just want to get noticed.

    and half the time, i ignore his tweets, and half the people im following.

  • I did give him credit Joey. I said he was a lovely man:)

  • LOL. i'm not going to lie, the weather thing, got me rolling!

  • HAHA SO TRUE. I HATE THOSE STUPID CAMERA COMMERCIALS.

  • This is really funny! (I see that some, er, people? [is that what we are calling them?], have disagreed) ... I LOVE that it's PSA style, so funny. Don't worry about the Ashton fans commenting here. They're not that smart and take things way too seriously. Like, who would seriously think that you are seriously angry about AplusK? Anyway, it takes intelligence to understand comedy, so take it as a compliment that these folks are misunderstanding.

  • .. Am I the only one that new this was suppose to be funny?

  • i love how you diss on ashton, yet he tweets your video, so that, even if it was not intended will give you more views and possibly followers and the oh so heavenly retweets. idk what your problem is, what's so good about twitter? instead of trying to make unknown followers laugh, go out. Party with friends, make THEM laugh. You'll feel better. Retweets are worthless. Real friends on the other hand are much better. I hope you get over this and live a real life. Best Wishes.

  • @BDMariianaa really? You don't see the irony in what you just said?

  • @BDMariianaa Lol, really? you don't see the irony in what you just said? You just wrote her a mini sermon about how she should live her life in response to ... a lighthearted video poking fun at a hollywood celebrity. ::shaking my head::

  • dislike..i dont like you..

  • Whoa whoa easy people, easy. You gotta lighten up on the hate. It's a comedic video thats it. You can dislike but the insults are just sad. Anyhee, I'd write more but I just got back from fishing and I think I could sleep for 3 days....nothing? No new followers...hmm. Keep kickin ass Kelley!

  • fuck you r__r you are jelous because you're not funny

    Ashton K. its funnny! and cute

  • Bravo!!! You had me at Ashton Kutcher's tweets suck.

  • I promise, that stupid tweets make girls go insane, cause they feel closer to hem,

    Im sorry, but im pretty sure that youre not going to do anything with this video.

    PS.: Sorry if my english is not very good.. i speak spanish

    PS. of PS.: Greetings and goodluck.

  • TRUE!

    I just followed you on twitter, you made a point here.

    I love you girll !

  • 633... that is the most amount of views that you have had with any of your crap, I am sure that this will have many many more then that. I knew that you had no idea of what is funny when you started off talking about O&A they suck and are far from funny ...like you... and if you werent so full of shit from listening to O&A you probably wouldnt weigh 235lbs,stay away from the cookies too

  • Lmfao fail, it's just twitter no one really cares about it, Ashton has something going for him stop being jealous of this guy, this video was horrible, honestly, only reason I watched this was cause Ashton tweeted it, so be grateful for this guy who weighs one tenth of you, and fuck twitter it sucks ass anyway

  • he's cute.

  • Kelley Lynn is brilliant and right on about AplusK's pointlessness. His greatest gift to the world is when he looks from camera to camera in a frantic way on Punk'd, while he screams about nothing. He's borderline retarded.

  • Oh and btw, I am now following you. (@evan813) :D

  • Retweet this all you MoFo's: Kelleyfunnylady rocks the Hiz-OUSE!! What-WHAAT!

  • Why don't you work on building up yourself instead of tearing down others?

  • lol I agree. I've been following him for a few days, and it's like, "WHAT?!" Whenever I read his tweets.

  • CloveSmokes brilliantly states that "Ashton is cute. Who cares WHAT comes out of his mouth, we just like to watch him." We now know where she stands on feminism.

  • if someone really has a melt down like this over someone who has people following and retweeting them needs to check themselves into the mental hospital...

    or get a life.

  • Are you serious? You are so jealous.

    I'd rather read to his tweets all day than yours.

    P.s- There's a reason you have barely any followers compared to him.

  • Just the fact that Demi married AplusK is goofy and makes me giggle.

  • Stop hating on @aplusk and honey you do not deserve any followers because you are not funny at all. Pretty stupid if you ask me... Oh and I plan on retweeting everything Ashton tweets..... So maybe you should eat those brownies!

  • Thanks for the funny vid - I like your humor and will follow! I confess I do like to follow Ashton Cute-ner (get it?) just because he's... cute. No harm done.  And yes, his tweets can indeed range from mundane to pontifical. But then who am I to deny him occasionally going for a mitzvah? Anywho... I bet he's enough of a mensch to also appreciate your humor, as evidenced by this retweet. Thanks again!!

  • ahahahahah i liked it girl! it was fun

  • @ris721861 - I seriously question your intelligence if you think this is a real PSA. It's called a joke. I'm floored by all of this nonsense. Here's a bigger word for all of you geniuses - juxtaposition - that's part of the joke. My goodness. I'm really concerned, Ashton, about your followers here.

  • @jrowshandel i know this PSA is a joke. Its a stupid one for the fact of Comedy. I have seen funnier ones. Yes i am happy to say i do not find Kelly Funny. I know about this whole UN-follow AplusK due to the show on XM.

  • He's attractive and famous. Of course he has 5 million followers. Twitter is not the whole world. Move on to something else, you're not going to get the twitter world full of teens and preteens to stop loving Ashton.

  • why are you getting so mad. its not his fault that he has 5 million followers. obviously people like his tweets for people to follow him.

    personally i like his tweets. people think he is funny. i think he is funny. you on the other hand.

    your youtube name is kelleyfunnylady. your not funny.

    people are more apt to unfollow you than AplusK.

    btw. slimfast? ill hook you up

  • Hey crabbie..I have five followers and not one single re-tweet..and I am cute..:( lol

  • is ur opinion? ok, that's why I don't follow you... LOL!!

  • shut up... really so stupid... his tweets are really good.. just let me explain you some...

    example:

    Real men don't buy girls" 2:04 PM Jun 29th via UberTwitter

    he leaves good tweets and it teaches good things to everyone... so thing twice before you say something... and if you don't like his tweets... just unfollow..

  • this ashton guy must have been burnt in a fire or sumpthin...tsss...tsss

    OH CHIP

  • is this lady trucker or fez?

  • this ashton guy must have been burnt in a fire or sumpthin...tsss...tsss

    OH CHIP

  • Anyone posting that they "love" his movies has to be a relative. A relative he is supporting.

  • Hi Kelleyfunnylady, I just got on twitter and have no followers. AplusK was an important part of giving twitter the popularity it has today. He was one of the first I wanted to follow. I really like punk'd and the fact that he is a fellow Iowegian. He does say some very sincere things sometimes.

  • I love Ashton's tweets, always a link to something interesting. He is the reason I'm watching you now... I think I saw you on "Cops" too... 

  • LMAO

  • Angry Comedy, it's funny, but not after I've had a long day.

  • Aaah so this is what u American people call humor? Or is it just this.. woman who thinks that... ;)

  • Justin Timberlake playing Ashton Kutcher was the only thing I ever laughed at anything Ashton Kutcher related.  I never followed him. Yech. Remember to linger longer everybody.

  • Well that's 4 minutes and 57 seconds of my life wasted. Brb, retweeting Ashton.

  • Stupid girl!!!!

  • omg ladyy! STFU! go waist ur time smwhere else thennnn 8O blahh,,

    (can u believe ur self?)

  • not sure if this was serious or not (hope it wasn't) but either way, he has 5m+ followers because he's funny, you have a few hundred because a few hundred people find you funny. this isnt meant to be harsh, merely honest

  • hahahahaha nice video

  • CALLATE ERES UNA MALDITA GORDA!!!

  • Dude, whatever, I <3 Ashton :p

  • this made me wanna go and follow Ashton Kutcher(:

  • The problem is that u THINk u r afunny.. but u r not...

  • just for this i am retweeting everything aplusk does(: ahahahahahahah! thx for the advice

  • You make my life haha <33

  • umm..not following you..and if there was a way one could double follow Ashton..they would only because of your stupid video. You suck!! Get a life..

    oh and by the way..YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!! I have seen Dead pigs being more funny than you!! You are Pathetic!!

  • Looks like Ashton saw your vid, (from his twitter) "Oh, come on @kelleyiskelley Ur famous. Didn't I C U on an episode of Cops". He sure gave you the ol' what for, womp womp.

  • Well Twitter is pointless it just updates you with pointless bullshit, and he actually promotes youtube videos, ex. yours. I follow him for nostalgia of that 70's show.

  • Why so bitter about a twitter? See what I did there? Yea I'm clever. Maybe I should have 5 million followers, too.

  • dude? you're not funny??

    And seriously, the man has made some of the best movies in the world?

    What the hell do you expect? I love Ashton and your (un)funny video can't change that. You're a little scary and... nope totally not funny!

  • @CamillafromDK yea 'dude where's my car' is the best movie in the world xD

  • Guys, its just a lighthearted comedic OPINION video. I think you all need to relax, not me. Im simply saying his tweets are boring. Thats it. I find it amusing that he has so many followers,I never said anything about him as a person, Im sure hes just lovely. Just humor folks. Calm down. And all the fat jokes? Really? Very original. Its a freakin video. No need to curse at me and get THIS insane about it. Some of you are really off your rocker with these comments.

  • @kelleyfunnylady You're getting upset about followers...

  • Ashton is cute. Who cares WHAT comes out of his mouth, we just like to watch him. :D

  • @CloveSmokes You read his boring ass Twitter because he's cute? Your mom's doctor did not scrape enough afterbirth off the hanger.

  • You look like @sarasjokes pre-staples. ; ) srry I had too. I'm following you now and your absolutely correct about @aplusk

  • I never understood the appeal of Aston Kutcher...Nor the appeal of Twitter, for that matter...but I sure do think Kelley Lynn is one funny lady! Boing!

  • Wow.. This is really stupid..

  • Silly goose. You are not in competition with Ashton Kutcher. There is enough funny to go around. And success, for that matter.

  • lmfao!!!

  • wanna hear something funny?

    you're not funny...

    i follow aplusk, and will continue to. he's funny.

  • You just need to chill the F out lady.

  • not to mention, sweetie.. he just GAVE you your 4:57 of fame.. sadly, not probably your best... good luck in your career, and remember, every day, you should always behave as though everything you say might get RT by Ashton. <3 Peace.

  • what is your problem? your just jelous and maybe you just dont like what he has to say ! but i guess the 5 million followers like what he has to say! the 4 retweets tweet is just sick and you dont deserve to be retweeted if you tweet like that!!

  • lol I actually like this even though kutcher owns.

  • Sooooooo this is what happens when low self - esteem people gets mad!!... Lameee!!

  • ashton just tweeted this so i dont think he's too worried by about all his retarded followers unfollowing him. good vid though youre funny

  • Just cuz of this imma go follow him ^-^

  • kelley. omg. fyi... I dont follow @aplusk because his every tweet makes me laugh. He has substance, girl. Get that? and how good of a guy is he? why dont you do some research? see what he does with his time and his money. why RT "gone fishin"? cause some people are/wanna go fishin. fewer people sit around n think about the sun's vagina, hence no RT. as for how great he REALLY is? he just did you a favor.. you want to be famous? ur mad he has so many followers? well, guess what? we ALL just saw u

  • lmao, after you posted this, I started to follow aplusk

  • LOLOLOL!!!!! This is hilarious!!! made mah day..

  • I found out about this video from Ashton's twitter :) Honestly I understand where you are coming from but you're just jealous. Also you aren't funny.

  • Im gonna keep on following him :]

  • ...are you serious? Really? Its twitter, not real life. Though it doesn't seem like you can tell the difference between the two.

  • @Dilpickle2113 Agreed. Neither it, nor the people who follow aplusk are real life. They should be forced to wear pink tringles to warn the rest of us they're coming.

  • Ashton first had a race against CNN to get to 1 million followers in which the winner (kutcher) would donat 10,000 mosquito nets to charity in time for world malaria day.

    pretty sure that's a decent enough reason to follow him...what are you gonna do if we follow you?

  • He's famous, what do you expect?... also you're so annoying, psycho & why do you care?

  • lol irony =D

    And no I'm not following him, I just got this via an RT. =x

  • Opie and Anthony are gay. Ba Ba Booey y'all

  • Fail on the 2nd sound effect.

  • I am not un-following AplusK. @keirsh I am one of Ashton fans, I love his movies. This was the stupidest PSA I have ever seen or heard. Get over it. His famous this is why he has so many followers and re-tweets. You don't see me complaining about my 35 followers. I'm grateful i have some. This is just the curse of the ugly big green monster.

  • @ris721861 his movies suck and his tweets are worse, being famous doesnt mean you are worth the attention

  • @ris721861 You "love" his movies? Um, really?

  • You´re such a good actrissss that is SOOOO clear that you script is just above the camera.... you talking to the camera..LOOK AT IT!!!!...

  • your just trying to get more followers... if you were more famous then you would have more followers all there is to it.