Extended Clip June 14, 2011

[Riclists]

Wow, people still waste their time listening to this guy. Amazing.

[MsNimpnimp]

@TwentyWounds 'Jayar', by the way.

[rock508]

stupid fat lib... your trippin

[tstruss912]

I just thought about this...is Turn Right USA really left-wing people trying to make the right look bad? I mean...can some on the right possibly think that ad is a good idea?!

[jschultzVII]

@tstruss912 They're are Conservative SuperPAC. So I guess they really thought it was a good idea.

What a bunch of morons.

[tstruss912]

@jschultzVII Seriously, it looks like something I would have made with a home-video camera in the 8th grade. Unbelievable...

[tstruss912]

Join ColorofChange to get this race-baiting off TV. It's bad for America!

[BillyGoatSnackerz]

@tstruss912: Are kidding me, we have this sand nigger up on TV trying to spread propaganda of "tolerance" toward inferior species like them mexicans, Q-tip, Towel heads, Knuckle draggers, spicks, slopes. And they have that this turkish dune nigger trying to make us all a bunch of naked hippies running around being anti anything that makes a society a society. Get a grip to reality you stupid apes, whites are the best species out there!

[tstruss912]

@BillyGoatSnackerz All that hate and fear....has it made your life any better? Nope.

[BillyGoatSnackerz]

@tstruss912: Yeah it has, I just got hired by a nigger and her boss has the same mindset as me, and promote me over her, so I laid her off, because she's a black woman.

[tstruss912]

I like when J.R. starts dropping the F-bombs. He has every fucking right to after seeing that in fact he's a "dangerous rapist who just wants that cash".

[Red893]

Cunt.



[Auraruth8]

That was the funniest commercial I have ever seen A parody of itself. =) Give me your cash sucker... he he.

[codemonkeyslikeme]

i want to meet his friend

[kuktahamham]

Ana doesn't really understand Liberty and the problem with government regulations on jobs. She is the person who wants the government to regulate the media to make it "Fair". Also, you can't force a private company to not lay down rules, even if you don't agree with it.

[queenceezy]

"My Friend" lol



[underbjorn]

Armed gangstas and cowboys, haha America in two words.

If it only was a myth of some kind, sure okay, but when you have actual politicians running television advertisements where portraited gang members shove a gun up a strippers arse, portraited as a political opponent, and say utterly rude things...

[XSC3]

alcohol can be medicinal (though it's not prescribed)

[White14Man]

GIMME YO CASH BITCH SO WE CAN SHOOT UP THE STREET

GIMME YO CASH BITCH SO WE CAN BUY SO MO' HEAT

[SocialDissimulation]

@White14Man A THOUSAND TIMES YESSSS.

[mjcobd]

Sorry Cenk, but you're ignorant about MDMA AND talk therapy. The vast bulk of what is called "Ecstasy" on the street isn't MDMA at all, but a hodge-podge of other drugs of indeterminate composition. Real MDMA has potential to treat not only PTSD, but alcoholism, addiction, and perhaps phobias. Talk therapy, FTR, has been shown to be more effective than drug-only therapies across the board, and just as effective as combined drug/talk therapy.

[FlintGooch]

they are also looking into magic mushrooms and the effects it can have over depression and ptsd. it leaves you feeling good after the HIGH effects are gone. you can get a few doses and then be happy there after!! Works good for terminal patients.

[skinnywhop87]

MDMA was originally created by psychologist for the CIA for this exact purpose in the 1960's-early 80's

This is not new news

[schmokay]

Anna loves weed.

[schmokay]

Mr Schwartzeneger? She worked for them for 13 years. Who calls their boss Mr or Ms after 13 years. That is ridiculous, of course he is Arnie to her.

[likecrunchyness]

The end of this show is so funny.

[MrWaltThizzney]

UGH MDMA IS A SEMI SYNTHETIC PSYCHEDELIC DRUG.

[DelusionalAngel]

Re: Medical marijuana story - they cannot know you take it unless you tell them OR they violate a federal law (HIPPA). Even if they provide your health insurance they cannot access what you take. Your doctor cannot even call the pharmacy and find out what others prescribe you without you signing a HIPPA release. So... no one should be fired this way unless they all but brag about their meds. Also Americans with disabilities act should cover this if it truly doesn't affect job (driving etc).

[sumeetle]

cenk, what happened thereat the 45th minute? supreme court took less than a second to deliberate.

[monkeymutants]

If you have the subtitles on and go to 3:58 it says "yet oral sex italy's"...

What Cenk said was "Yet, a little sexist to say the least"

[Crazygeneral]

They said something about a religious debate....where's that at? That's what I want to see.

[trubgirl]

its gettin real in the whole foods parkin lot

lol

[bigmoew]

I like the part where you said you were rollin - you a PoPstar, CenK!

[pattimac373]

who the fucks Arnie!!!!!!!! LOL

[kyvenom]

Dumb fucks? FUCK YOU BITCH BOIS!

[kyvenom]

Ah, little boi had his dick broken. Of course the fact that she pulled gansters out of prison, paid them, and put them back in contact with gang member is not news. Only the fact that the accurate video is like all rap music too is bad.

Oh, and there are weapons in the video... icky.

Quick, someone put a cast on his limp wrist. Freaking looser!

What kind of crack is this idiot smoking?

[Aztek92]

Jayar 4 Prez. Keepin' it real in the White Hizzy.

[Jarethenator]

Never was on Isreal's side, was always in the middle but for Palestine. Now, boy am I in favor of them.

[rbrtchng]

That beat is like Chappelle's Tupac skit lol.

[slackologist]

Game of Thrones mention FTW!

[51m0n77]

what about those 2 black guys selling out?? not much commentary on those two....

[ChiefRepublic]

Senk Weegur FTW!

[saze9y14]

GIMME YO CASH BITCH!

[chikdada]

Rand Paul says a private co. can request people of certain skin colors to seat at a separate part of the room. Is that OK Cent?

The local doctor said I should try Lexapro for a year or two. I tried it and it felt like the beginning of an extasy trip. I tried extasy about 4 times. It was great. I loved everybody (Bill Hicks).

[Oen713]

"Whos Arnie? Who da fucks Arnie!?" lmao

[LordoftheJamesClan]

Im Pissed off and im not gonna take it anymore!!!

[LordoftheJamesClan]

Israel is already criminals, war criminals

[whatsgoingon07]

Im gonna vote for Janice, the splack pack have been bought and sold by their masters

[TadaHanJan]

I find it funny how at 41:04 Anna goes "You're cra......" and then stops short and rephrases it.

[punishshot]

@TadaHanJan 41:57 add that to what u said :P

[rbrtchng]

Fox Business: "So this is what you do: give us some money right?"

Audience: "ok and then?"

Fox: "that's it."

[carygoleman]

JAYAR FOR PRESIDENT

[oftenbach]

Eww, Cenk's chest hair.

[carygoleman]

Give me your CAAAASH bitch

[Rickjames56]

MDMA is the greatest therapy drug on the planet. use that and talk therapy together.

[lanceawatt]

@Rickjames56 shrooms and MDMA my friend. Changed my life. But those days are old memories now :)

[Rickjames56]

MDMA is the greatest therapy drug on the planet.

[TheLynxie]

16:49 "...in this erection" HEHE

[treeelizard]

the closed captions are hilarious...done in india?

[bobbytiger]

Cenk.

Any reports on how the "Weiners" therapy is coming along?

I sure hope they can put him back together, as

I really miss making fun of his pathetic liberal ass.

The gift that keeps on giving;.

[Iceber9]

I have to disagree with Cenk on them trying to be cool. Their linking an African American president to calling the White house "the crib" and the "hizzouse". Their fanning the flame of stereotypes and associating that type of behavior with President Obama. They are obviously being racist. SMH @ the sellout mufuccas who starred in that ad.

[ProfessionalWidow83]

I'm with Ana

[kazearaki]

Ana needs to watch Robert Foster of The Rap News (Juice Media).

[BaBz12345]

Jayar is a fucking BAWSE

[Hersi0417]

Two things:

1. Am I the only one who thinks Cenk is hairy as fuck?

2. I also had a "friend" who did what Cenk's "friend" did. My "friend" was pretty fucked that entire night.

[ProfessionalWidow83]

@Hersi0417 how is Cenk hairy?

[ProfessionalWidow83]

@Hersi0417 sorry, how?

[ProfessionalWidow83]

@Hersi0417 nevermind, I just saw it. Sorry

[Hersi0417]

@ProfessionalWidow83 It's okay :) 

[TheGiantRobot]

Don't take cholesterol medications, they are very bad for you. They are usually fluoride based, just like chemotherapy, so they damage every system in your body. Eat carrots, they have been proven more effective than Statins and don't damage your liver or anything else - in fact, they are good for you. And eat organic carrots so it's even better for you.

[Kokojin]

smoke weed everyday.

[Tripp393]

0:29 "of cooarse debedebe of cooooarse" XD

[brasiliennr1]

12:35  XD

[echosixnoble]

who sings the real song that the black dudes were singing to? I've heard it before, but I don't know the name of it.

[LeLimeLine]

LLol, Cenk <3 Stacy.

[Ivan951]

Yes Cenk! No one cares about the Palestinians except other Arabs like yourself, let it go already.

[Ivan951]

Cenk was having an off day today. The ridiculous video was the "most racist and sexist ad ever"? hell no not even close not by a long shot. Also, letting go the guy who made obama seem like "hood" etc. fuck that. And the weed story.... bad show for Cenk.

[VCSandARM]

i watch the msnbc show everyday! do people have to actively rate it like online or something? 

[maggru91]

18:15 It boils down to Religion. In the Christian religion the creation of the Jewish state is necessary before the end of times come (something all crazy Christians want).

And what was the predominant religion in the west 70 years ago? You guessed it Christianity.

I'm sure religion was not the only thing that took part in the UN's decision to declare Israel a sovereign country but I'm sure it played a part.

[erdal0]

If i had a company and my employees were all weed addicts and couldn't do their job and I wanted to fire them and if Ana would come to my company and tell me I couldnt fire them, I would slap her down with my dick and end of story.

[Dasconscripts]

@erdal0 ya if someone comes to work high and cant do there job fire them but i know plenty of people who are functioning pot heads.

[bmiranda58]

@erdal0 None of what you said would happen

[beatlegreg07]

Jim demint started the recession

[LeLimeLine]

Thumbs up if you think Cenk should start to refer to Trickle Down Economics as nothing but "a Golden Shower from the super rich" on MSNBC.

[Kuba022]

Cenk, on the pot-related story: you are full of shit.

Company policy should NOT dictate what I can do in my private time, in my own home. Company policy should be able to regulate only that, which is related to said company, what happens during your work hours or is related to your performance at work. In some cases it might ban behaviors which affect the company image, but that's it. That's where we should draw the line.

[erdal0]

wall street= jew street (and their dogs)

[Korebyn]

@nilbud

Maybe he has a speech impediment?

[beatlegreg07]

give me your cash bitch. Jim Demint started the recession

[SocialDissimulation]

Give me your caaash bitch. Instant internet sensation.

[DirtbagEconomics]

Yeah right. These assholes found that song on myspace and contacted the artist. "Splack-pack"? Seriously. They might as well be named "Cumshot-gang".

[robinvik1]

Cenk's friend is awesome :P

[TAz69x]

@Fonzymazer LOL, douche isn't for eating you hurtin' motherfucker

No wonder you couldn't clean that sand out of your vagina

=3

[JohnMRay]

@ 12:29 Cenk releases the Kraken O.o

[blakebutters1]

"oh he's had plastic surgery"

"no he looks like he's made of plastic"

quote of the month

[danahanne]

Cenk's story about his "friend" was really good...but I think we've all deciphered his ingenious code. :)

[Greyghostvol1]

@danahanne wait, what? So there really is no friend?? Cenk really confused me on that one!

[drake1636]

wait, since when where companies not aloud 2 fire their employees? They can fire their employees for doing poor work and they can fire employees for doing stuff at home. Should they, no. But they can.

[FenderTelecast]

Cenk keep that shirt buttoned up man

[ChemicalChrisOttawa]

@FenderTelecast no its fie, dont be a prude, lol.

That is said with love, not an attack.

ChemC

[ChemicalChrisOttawa]

@ChemicalChrisOttawa

Also, wearing a dress shirt fully buttoned up! It's quite uncomfortable, and I keep it unbuttoned as much as possible. I'm 6'3 and 180lb, so not exactly a heavy guy.

I realize its a show so should be somewhat formal, but I like the relaxed attitude. Also, it seems like a lot of "proper" and "fancy", "formal" things see to be uncomfy by design; whereas comfy clothes are frowned upon 'professionally'. Seems dumb to me.

Take care,

ChrisC

[JerezJulio]

So the Crackpot finally came out of Cenk

[Megaman280]

JR for President get him in the hiz-ouse

[SinisterSkip]

JR for commander!

[Mushman15]

@BarackMcBush Mr.Troll, go back to your cave :)

[xshootoillx]

Anna worked you, Cenk, on the argument regarding an employer's right to fire an employee for using a controlled substances when she brought up cholesterol medication, and you know it - it was written all over your face. Anna for the win.

[Fangtorn]

I really liked the story about Cenk's friend.

[ughzean]

I LOVE extended clips :D

[MustGetStronger]

@ughzean i dont

[ughzean]

@MustGetStronger and thats why no one likes you :D

[MustGetStronger]

@ughzean i like me ._.

[ughzean]

@MustGetStronger don't tell anyone...

*whispers in your ear

"but i like you too!"

[fahadN72]

JR for president Man..

[heoTheo]

not so much a fan of Ana's work. But I think she was really strong in this episode.

[BarackMcBush]

Cenk and that court is wrong , Companies just found a way to get rid of sick employees and lower their health costs.

[tijnerkamp1]

@F0XH0UND93

Epic troll bro.

[iconografer]

uh...it IS a real music video (and it's kinda stupid, really). Ana...don't become just a pair of tits Ana...you're not doing women a favor...

[ghostrighta]

The fact that they exploited Blacks in the commercial isn't what pisses me off the most, what bothers me the most, is that those stupid BLACK IDIOT MUTHER FUCKERS agreed to do the commercial in the fucking first place, further making our race look like the N-word at it's finest!!! Not to mention, they kept the WHITE WOMAN's face anonymous!!! Absolutely CRAZY!!!!

[ureatowel15]

@ghostrighta when you are saying n-word, how is that different from just saying nigger? you are bringing the word into my head. I think it is hypocritical.

[nilbud]

@ureatowel15 N-word is the name of that black guy from 30 rock's kid, apparently he's a homo.

[OcularPolitics]

the Whole Foods Parking Lot rap actually grew on me, at first I didn't know what the fuck I was watching though... lol xD

[Zirious23]

Lol "guh-bon", Gabon is pronounced, "ga-bone" lol, i'm so grammatically picky teehee

[nilbud]

@Zirious23 Wrong.

[Zirious23]

@nilbud ask my friend straight from Gabon lol

[nilbud]

@Zirious23 You might need to get to a shrink about that laughing problem of yours. Your friend isn't from Gabon if that's how he pronounces the name of the country.

[Zirious23]

@nilbud :D I apologize, it is for reason of his accent that he says it that way. how funny, i've been calling it ga-bone for as long as i heard him say what country he is from. and yes he is from Gabon.

[Domzdream]

We all like to get high. Anyone who hasnt tried drugs is seriously boring. Life is about trying  and experiencing things. Within reason of course.

[GennaSt]

So Republicans have lost their minds?

Being able to racially offend everyone is par for the course correct? They have no desire to be politically correct, factually truthful, or ethically consistent.

What's new? They have decided to let their racist bias to show without flinching.

Screw them by repeating their words directly.

[must19271]

to all who expect america to be a honest broker in the middle east problems involving Israeli , look at this :

(European immigrants in a foreign land , killing the natives, and claiming a country in the name of "god" and "freedom")

thats america and israeli . how can you think that america is a honest broker in this?

[must19271]

to all who expect america to be a honest broker in the middle east problems involving Israeli , look at this :

(European immigrants in a foreign land , killing the natives, and claiming a country in the name of "god" and "freedom")

thats america and israeli .

[OcularPolitics]

JAYAR FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

and yea good point, he actually COULD be, cause he was born here lol

[TheKillah1992]

yooo 

[TheKillah1992]

@TheKillah1992 ...

[Mushman15]

Cenk*

[pgorney]

@Mushman15 You're*

[BarackMcBush]

@Mushman15 *Fag

[Mushman15]

Cent your so fuking sexy but annoying..

[Sanorpas]

Epic last story :D

[WrongRealities]

I just wonder if this country (USA) would let the American Indians have their own state??? Not!

[JMMG2010duke]

Ayo Cenk, u know the UNGA pres said the Palestinian GA resolution will have to pass through the UNSC first.

And Abbas is under pressure from other Palestinian groups to drop the Sept. resolution date.

It's a wrap for that UNGA resolution on Palestinian statehood.

[toppless09]

Cenk is one hairy guy.

[Xaklyth]

@toppless09 One SEXY hairy guy

[tarfun5959]

An eployer should have no say over how you live your life in the privacy of your own home, provided it does not affect your job performance.

[twotrees517]

I love Jayar. Get it, Get it.

[toppless09]

I have noticed Cenk has been much cheerier lately. I like it.

[logoth80]

lol how u said jerzy buzek ;p

its yerzy with:

first y as in You

e as in mEthod

rz as in J in french jean

second y as in mYth

;p

[Vormav666]

@logoth80 I love the way Cenk pronounced Jerzy like Jersey. ;P

[emanc93]

First



[dsquaredmlg]

@F0XH0UND93 it's alright man, i'm just tryna help you out. if you are going to take other people's lines which you saw get thumbs on youtube and shamelessly recycle them, then do it right

[bobjohnlee]

>Fox news having some racial issues

[dsquaredmlg]

@F0XH0UND93 na not mad at all bro but it would benefit TYT to fix it up. also if you are shamelessly seeking thumbs up (which you are) you'd do better if you wrote "umad, bro?"

[TAz69x]

LOL, Jayar's hilarious sometimes

"...tha fuck outta here"

made me lmfao

[Mamonuth]

nanananananananananananananana­nana

[TAz69x]

6 hours and too few views (36)

Should be OVER 9000+

=3

[Murakumon90]

@TAz69x props for cleverness :P

[coladict]

@TAz69x kind of hard to get the views before it starts appearing in the subscription boxes.

[Kuba022]

@TAz69x It's mostly because people don't want to watch the same shit twice. The material in the long clip and short clips should not overlap. They should be mutually exclusive, or they should contain exactly the same material. I just HATE going through the long clip to fish out the bits and pieces which weren't uploaded separately.

I'm not surprised at all that people don't like to watch these.

[dsquaredmlg]

make the intro less shit. it looks tacky as fuck

[GoDiglet]

anas tits

[TAz69x]

@GoDiglet are big