Paul Mooney- Arnold Schwarzenegger

[starlite556]

I liked you Paul until you stuck up for that Flaming faggot Micha el . Why cause he is black. You know dam well that he did it. You like to say that you tell it like it is . Well then tell it like it is about him. But you won't because you are too scared too.

[g0d00101]

HAHAHAH OMG A WHITE MAN THAT CANT DIE OHHH LOOOOLOLOLOL OGOOMGOMGOG LOLOLOL

[88bluebirds]

if shitskins would go school they would learn that arabs fucked with them and still are. They fucked way to may white girls to get ay sympothy from me

[Chuichupachichi]

Gorilla Guerrero is not translated "Nigger Silverback", its translated "Nigger Wetback"

[Chuichupachichi]

In the German language, "Schwarz" means black. Thus, translated into English its "Arnold Blackenednigger"

In African Pygmy Bushman language its "Arnold Shortenednigger"

[ricbowenjr]

this is hilarious! I am german and Arnold´s last name is Schwarzen- egger it´s a regal Austrian name - schwarzen means in english actually "blackened" and egger is like a squared or triangle meter or inch.

[dantej32]

@ricbowenjr I thought schwarz means black and Negger is nigger. Arnold Black Nigger

[Standardfrank]

@ricbowenjr : Schwarzen- egger it´s a 'regal' Austrian = Yes, You Are Correct! But All EuRAPE-Ian Languages Are With Spell-Code Sorcery In PUBLIC = Schwarzen-egger; With The MIRROR-Faggot(Legal Term), Depicting The Sound Code Counterpart As Schwarze-Negger In PRIVATE! Language Is How It Sounds Not How It Alters By The Spelling! Btw...'Squared Or Triangle Meter Or Inch'???? : You Claim 'Regality' For Arnold While Claiming WORD-CORRUPTION Equating; Triangle/Meter/Inch/Square As PARITY=FRAUD!

[ricbowenjr]

@Standardfrank ok

[Chuichupachichi]

@ricbowenjr

{schwarzen means in english actually "blackened" and egger is like a squared or triangle meter or inch}

Only a white boy can mess up a Black dick... Arnold Blackened-One-Inch-Dick

[votumseparatum1]

@jahaudmk You're a product of conditioning. You think you have a privilege to be racist, similar to the white people in the 50s' and so on. It is the progressive liberal movement that has distorted racism, created "reverse racism" "white guilt" etc. etc. because as long as YOU are allowed to be racist, then you'll be happy with trivial reward. Racism has no color and is not a privilege. It's a distraction. Grow up and get out of that shit.

[votumseparatum1]

@jahaudmk Whites don't blame rap music for crime. You watch TOO MUCH TELEVISION. They also blame metal music too. Dog fighting is wrong no matter how you look at it. If you eat meat, then you're the same as those "white folks" killing animals for trophies. Racism has no limitation and doesn't need institutionalized power. If you hate race, you're racist.....And also...

[FiendofDA]

Mooney tells the truth!!

[StealOnU]

hahahaaha "I threw my knife at the screen"

[mbd009]

Im white and im scared of white people!!!

[Artesahbi]

WHAHAHAHAHAH

[Mj4Eternity58]

I Used To Call Him That Too LMAO!!!!!!!!

[Wolfsrain90]

@controversyking Not taking a side, but cheetahs and rhinos aren't human, so that's quite irrelevant.

[thislost]

"I was hopin he'd marry Shirley Temple Black and she'd be Mrs. Shirley Temple Black Nigga but it didn't work out that way" Gets me everytime. LMAO!

[shaydaten07]

I WUDDA BEEN FUNNY IF WE CUD SEE HIM !!

[negaluke]

africa's pretty war-torn for all your talk of harmony. you are guilty of the same crime as the people you condemn, making sweeping statements about a race and expecting it to hold true for all individuals. the response to bigotry is not further bigotry, even if its wrapped in the veneer of civility. paul mooney's funny and has a right to be pissed at inequities but his humor is certainly divisive. using the tactics of your oppressors makes you no better than them.

[WesleySniperS1]

Damn paul mooneys a legend, I just hope he's around for years to come, ppl need to put videos up of more of his shows. peace

[nazipunk0000]

WesleySniperS1,

He will be around as long as he has body guards......

[zekenc]

@nazipunk0000 he doesnt even roll with body guards...known fact!!

[MsPuddie]

excellent comment shima01

[brian423]

If I recall correctly, Mooney asked how white folks would like it if there were a black actor named John Honkyredneck--or maybe a different black comedian asked that question.

[shogunmetic]

@controversyking, I see you continuously ignored the rest of the comment. So what are you subconsciously focusing on. MY BIG PENIS. PEACE lol, rotfl.

[sonofthedestroyer]

@shogunmetic ,

controversyking keeps appearing under mooney videos bitching about him. Ironic because the he/she is acting like the very thing he/she is accusing Mooney of doing.

[AAAAkuuuu]

Schwarz means black

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

@AAAAkuuuu I think the "negger" part of Arnold's name means black.  IIRC, his full last name means "black farmer."

[AAAAkuuuu]

Do you know what they called blacks in Nazi germany?

[kaizoebara]

Let's do a Mooney spin-off: Ask zee German.

Arnie's name may derive from "schwarz" (black) and "Egge" (harrow).

Start with Egge, because the name is an endocentric compound word (look it up, if you don't know what that is), so the last part carries the overall meaning.

Egge means harrow, so Egger would be somebody using it to till a field

Add black and we get "Schwarzegger". That is hard to pronounce, so "en" was added - this is called epenthesis.

However...

[kaizoebara]

Schwarzenegger could also dervie from the place name Schwarzenegg or Schwarzeneck (black corner), as suggested by Wiki.

So Schwarzenegger would simply mean somebody from Schwarzenegg. Maybe his anchestors lived from there, who knows...

[tag1989]

HAHAHAHA A WHITE MAN THAT WOULDNT DIE LOL. thats a fucking nighmare.

[ICANDIGUOUT]

Paul Mooney iz a fuckin' genious! Incredible legend!

[LightSkinnedMonkey]

xD A hite man that couldn't die, that FUCKED ME UP. LMMFAOS

[shima01]

what is worse, is when people use this space to vent upon one another the racial violence witnessed here. It is a logical effect; and does it encourage useful dialogue? as an young american, i say no.

[shima01]

wtf is wrong when an otherwise credible standup act and comedian lose all credibilty by sayin the n-bomb 500 times in his act. Is this revenge from Keith Richards' PR people?

[mantaishere]

Ulmeyda08: I do believe that you've incorrectly used a capital g for the word 'grammar' in your comment. Addtionally, 'you're' is a contraction of 'you are' and what you needed in your comment was the possessive pronoun 'your'.

Your (whoops, I mean you're) welcome.

[066thugz]

google " Schwarze" and you will see that it means black,just look at the image section, and negger means nigger in augtria and holland, but in holland they dont say "Schwarze" of black but they say it a little bit different they say "zwarte". so his name really means "blacknigger" i know this becouse am in holland.

[Cheenjoo]

That's incorrect, it's actually "Schwarzen" + "egger" which Schwarzen does mean "black or swarthy" and egger means several things "acre, plowman, field, etc."). The word "nigger" in German has one "g" not two.

I'm a language major, it's my habit to check on these things. :-)

[tag1989]

well done cheenjoo. finnaly somebody that knows what their talking about

[Cheenjoo]

:-) Thanks tag1989. I try my best.

[StoicTwo]

Niger in ethiopian means kings hence when Haile Selassie I went to Germany, my fiancee lives thier!

-Stoicone

[emperorPu]

that is Niger like the country not nigger u see to g's spelling is fundamental

[StoicTwo]

Well it was brought about by the Ethiopians(Moors) by the Negus(Niger) it was all African!

-Stoicone!

[shogunmetic]

please expound, i was under the impression that negus was associated with King Of Kings/Ethiopian-Abyssinian-Kem­etic-Nile Valley rulers-etc., and the Moors later originated in nortrh west Kemet. I may need to be corrected. any ways, P.lease E.ducate A.ll C.hildren E.very D.ay

[StoicTwo]

All is one over there Moors where in Khemet, whats the religion of today in Khemet "Islam" thats an full circle bac to the roots to grow again! Sur"mer"ian, "Mes"opitain all that was and is Moors Ham"mur"ai's code or law!

(Sorry for the spelling kinda in an rush!)

-S.upreme T.ruth O.cyphering I.eye C.see

-Stoicone!

[shogunmetic]

but i am also under the impression that the religions islam and christianity both invaded this area. We were not religious people but spiritual people who followed the way and not a messenger, but more importantly and interdependently the MESSAGE. P.E.A.C.E.

[StoicTwo]

True but before religions there was just science and math! Christianinty was founded in Ethiopia, Islam has been around forever!

-Stoicone!

[daddyjuju]

thats not full circle.. kemet got has been invaded many times over and is now occupied by islamic arabs/turks ..its been documented by many black historians,scholars, authors etc..get dat moor shyt outta here

[StoicTwo]

@daddyjuju Full circle as in things to repeat, of course khemet has been invaded dozens of time and is now occupied by islamic arabs/turks( I said that) we were talking about Moor's being in khemet thats all so take the "Moor Hate" shit somewhere else!!!!!!!!

-Stoicone!

[daddyjuju]

@ stoic..where the documentation that the " ancient moors" where in the nile valley civilization/khemet..i dont hate the bum ass moors..i just hate when " moor's" try to distort history just to validate your claims of being ancient. all that current day moor law shit aint workin for yall in amerikkka.

[StoicTwo]

@daddyjuju Hold up pump your breaks I dont even come off like that for no clown ass fool I dont even get down with "none" of that bullshit Moors been around for an minute you cant deny that and as far as the Moor law goes it only for people that are in the temple not against or for the goverment!

-Stoionce!

[daddyjuju]

yo son..do me a favor..keep khemet out of ya bitch ass conversations..cuz you prolly know nuffin bout nile valley civilization and havent studied it indepth ...dont mix it with that moorish bullshyt.

[StoicTwo]

@daddyjuju Yo word, yo check this I studied all that Im more well rounded than you think when it come to Africa history and culture so try no slick bullshit with me buddy!

-Stoicone!

[rachybaby72]

Are you for real??

You mean it's your habit to be anal??

[Cheenjoo]

Lol, yeah, unfortunately it is a "habit" learned in college: "research, research, research, so you're not misinformed."

I've been conditioned and now I don't take people's word for things, it's a great habit to for me, but annoying to others. :-)

[tag1989]

ignore the haters keep researching and teach these idiots sumthing apart from hearsay and what they see on tv. :)

[066thugz]

did you people know that " Schwarze' means black in austria, and negger just nigger. so schwarzenegger real means blacknigger in austria. hahahahah it is really googe " Schwarze" and look at the image's section.. you will see .

[koollaxmode]

why conversate with those who are less intelligent regardless what color they are?

[raven98031]

i can not sleep of 6 months a white man that can not die

[Ulmeyda08]

You niggers honestly, you're lucky you're not shining my shoes.

[DEVINECLUB]

Too busy fucking your mommys wet throat to shine a shoe...;i

[Ulmeyda08]

The only thing you know about fucking is when you get fucked by sickle cell.

And you're mother is a crackwhore bitch with AIDS.

[DEVINECLUB]

you must of got that dirty mouth form your mothers dirty wet juicy mouth dna gene...boy do i love that gene of hers, does anyone have a cigarette : i....p.s. get that skin cancer checked on your cup spittin can kicking redneck honkey...! lol i made my self laugh!!! your a real funny redneck...peace; ]

[Ulmeyda08]

That first part didn't even make sense.

You see the trouble with you is you're such a typical nigger, thinking with his penis, making generic "your mom" insults that usually stems from children.

You know black people have more in common with apes than Whites? This can be seen from the ape-like jawlines to the primative muscle structure. White people are scientificly more intelligent. Infact the very man who discovered the double helix DNA structure wrote a book about it.

Don't cry :'[

[DEVINECLUB]

lol...keep it comming fool you amuse me greatly lol...your a funny typical cup spittin redneck...keep making up shit honky, your ignorant redneck friends will support your views on foolish banter not me p.s. i promise not to cry if you don't wake up this morning...; ] long live big ole black extra large dick for the white pussy creating nigglet mokney babys white grandparents everywhere....lmao

[Ulmeyda08]

You proved my point.

"Typical nigger thinking with his penis"

Then went on to talk about penises and pussy.

Your race is lesser than mine, we evolved from blacks we are the next stage of evolution. You are the digression of evolution.

P.S How am I a redneck when I just schooled your nigger ass on everything from Grammar to science.

[shogunmetic]

PEACE to that comical post. Not only are our penises larger, we have more brain mass on average, our babies walk and talk much earlier(precoscious black children), We operate in harmony with the world and not distortion and destruction, oh yeah, one minor set back though, we created the caucasian, peace

[DEVINECLUB]

This is so true!!!

[JCostiganII]

@shogunmetic Idi Amin, Robert Mugabe, and Qaddafi all called and want their reputations as brutal assholes back,

[brazeau2009]

@shogunmetic "we operate in harmony with the world and not distorsion and destruction" Oh really? then tell me what's with the Rwanda's black on black genocide. The Nigeria's war that is black christian againsts black muslims. And all the other African countries that's been commiting genocide against it's own people. Not counting the corrupted leaders of those countries who let their people starved to death, as in Haiti. So fuck off with black supremacy

[natmanprime]

@brazeau2009 rwanda: black on black means Hutu vs. Tutsi- a legacy left by white colonialism, where certain rwandans were played against the other, divide and rule, this went on for a while until the whites left and the rest is history

THE RWANDANS HAVE BEEN THERE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS THEY WOULDNT HAVE SURVIVED THIS LONG YOU IDIOT

[Standardfrank]

@brazeau2009 : Oh really? then tell me...Rwanda's black on black genocide...= CIA-JACKALS By The Policy Of The London-TEMPLAR'S-BAR For The Cartel-Dynasties!

Not counting the corrupted leaders of those countries = ALL CORRUPT LEADERS ARE LONDON-BAR-PUPPETS=LIKE THE AFGHAN-WAR=DRUG-BUSINESS PROTECTION BY US-INC!

who let their people starved to death, as in Haiti. = USA EMBARGO-THEFT, COMMODITY-RAPE & FLEECE!

CLINTON/BUSH/CHENEY Are MEMBERS OF A CLUB-FARM That Kill LIVE-PEOPLE FOR SPORT!

[Standardfrank]

@brazeau2009 : In Case You Were Not Aware...9/11 Was An Inside-Job & Of Course You Have No Idea That You Are A CORPORATE-SLAVE By CITIZEN-SHIP...& YOU WORSHIP THE CRIMINALITY OF YOUR CORPORATION...USC Title 28 (15) (A) (B) (C)...Hence, You Have No Idea That You Are Just A USE-FULL IDIOT, UNEDUCATED With LIES...& The Most Evil Countries On The Planet Are The UK-US-Vatican-Axis...All Slaves Must Check Out CAFR Of Your STATE=COLONY...And You'll See HOW WHITE-CORRUPTION-WORKS!

[parmavioletsyum]

@Standardfrank You speak nothing but the truth! Thank GOD not everyone is asleep.

[Standardfrank]

@parmavioletsyum : tHANKHS...Useful Idiots Have To Be Busted As They Carry COLLATERAL-IGNORANCE ON AUTOMATIC-PILOT THAT KILLS!

[Sibbot]

@shogunmetic You didn't create us and before you go talking about your penis is larger you haven't seen mine. So you can stfu about this stupid crap.

[TheSupersolomonz]

@Sibbot its a known fact that his penis is larger than yours, we dont need 2 see it, when youre black you just know.

[1930blackgod]

@Sibbot yes we did create you.you and race don't belong here.

we love the sun,us and the sun have a good relationship,we love it and its love us.

we don't get sun burn,but y'all do,and that why y'all get sun tan lotion.

God create the sun for everybody,so why y'all get harm by the sun?

[Webzlinger]

@shogunmetic All the great minds you've given this world. Yeah. Your idea totally pans out.

[chuckdiesel]

James Watson didn't discover the DNA structure, it was Rosalind Franklin and he just took credit for it.

[avidlistener44]

just because its happened in history before doesnt make it ok to do it again. slavery is not ok by any means. HOWEVER!!!! I am Irish and my ancestors were slaves to the english and during their slavery prima nocte was active and other humanitarian crimes were committed against irish slaves. I have not once complained about this, the reason i havent is because i dont still feel the affects of a racial bias, and oppression as blacks have in america since they were free. thats the difference.

[oXoJazmarieoXo]

IGNORANT FOOLS!

[Streetfight1982]

The biggest mistake of "whites" is becomming tolerant and liberal to everyone.......

[BryanNC08]

There's nothing wrong with being tolerant but liberals just go way to far. I fucking hate liberals wouldn't give a damn if Pelosi or Obama died.

[oXoJazmarieoXo]

LOL yea... right.

[Streetfight1982]

I do not get it. Why do white americans should feel guilty anyway? Africans and other non european civilisations where and still are less advanced than european "whites". So they where conquered and anslaved because of their backwardness! Since mankind started civilisations, the more advanced conquered and enslaved the less once

[Streetfight1982]

That guy say that cleopatra was black and so was the egypt civilisation. (egypt people werent black they were semitic but ok if you like it that way lets pretend it was so). So Egyptans (blacks) "enslaved" the jews and let them build the pyramids, RIGHT? Black tribes endslaved other black tribes, RIGHT? STOP complaining about the past, if you have to blame someone than blame your forefathers for beeing the most backward civilisations on earth,OK?

[LOKOREX1]

this foo is fukin funny.....

[hardassteel]

what a pussy! he was afraid of the terminator! HAHA what a coward, and he was not joking about this either!!

[aquarianbabe]

shirley temple black nigger...lol

[Texas903G]

Mrs shirley temple-black nigga lol .

[libertarianjury]

The Terminator = the future of America with prohibition laws. If we hand law enforcement over to more capable machines that treat everyone equally, white people are going to finally find out what it's like to be black. ...FOR REAL. (and I'm whiter than white!) Read "The Truth Machine" or "Soldier" the book by Harlan Ellison that Terminator is based on. ...Mooney is a genius.

[sthoopedrick]

well it might not just be "white people knowing what it means to be black" but the other way around too.

Every side has its problems whither it be black, white, brown, yellow.

I am rather sure that the Chinese and Japanese still profile each other like blacks and whites do.

and i have seen some stuff that white people have done to cops that treated them as "white" and ended with horrid results.

Its also about where you are being raised too i believe.

[dsfdsfsgfdegdfgmdflg]

Mrs. Shirley Temple Black Nigger haha

[MISSDYVINE88]

i say it u think it what a small white world he iz funny as hell

~lucky~

[JudgeLollie]

I would be affraid of a white man that wouldnt die either

[brazeau2009]

i would be afraid of a black guy that wouldnt die after i shot him! :P

[skyler807]

@JudgeLollie I agree a 100% with U. That scares me!!!

[MMAJISTY]

SHUT UP YA FUCKIN HONKEYS !!

opps !...i mean ya hairy neanderthal SWATZ-SOME-NIGGAZ !!!!!

SUCK MY THICK MAPLE BLACK BRATZWURST TILL YOU HONKEY HO's CHOKE !!!!

[BlackRadical001]

LMAO

[99rhetbaboons]

And what about history. HIS-story. See the conspiracy!?

[11051988]

imagine if a white comedian said that about a black person....hell to pay.

[sfcub69]

damn, you're dumb! You aren't taking into account the hundreds of years that white people said much worse than this to black people? Catch a clue!

[A86]

11051988 - Oh please, there are a few white comedians who talk about race all the time. They're funny as hell and I laugh along with them. It's okay to make race jokes as long as they have an enlightening point. If your "joke" is nothing more than a way to say "I don't like X race" then of course people are going to complain.

[chuckt9630]

when another race enslaves ur ppl u can say whatever the hell you want. till then im sayn nigga every morning makes my teethwhite nigga nigga nigga lol

[ZKY2]

So you'd hold someone responsible for something their ancestors did?

Practically every person alive today is descended from slaves at one point or another. It's not something unique to black people.

Stupid racism and the double standards need to just stop.

[jizzy2sexi]

I'll hold  them responsible if their descendents are still BENEFITTING FROM IT

[trueiopian]

He is genius!

[TJW11alpha]

do you know what is funny about the name schwarzenegger?

"Schwarz" is german and it means "black".

[dieallday]

omg lol

[Truefade]

"A white man that wouldn't die" lol - 5 stars

[DrOCkABlEs]

lmao

threw my knife at the screen!!!!

[Zwingzs]

Chappelle show

[Zenstea]

Funny shit mooney,keep that shit coming, "don't be a girly man" there sill shit u have not said about Mr Nigger.

[katskrach88]

In Response to iluvdakushgroove-

Dude=Chill out Grand Dragon! You sound like an asshole.

[iluvdakushgroove]

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga and lets throw in the white man card the white man does everything the white man is bad the white man is horrible lets play race cards fuck mooney fuck chapelle and fuck farrakhan and his goons suck my dick

[AwakenAnimus]

not the time and place.

[jamaldree]

STAB HIM!@! Hhahahhahaha

[Kropotov]

OMG, i laughed my ass of at this "A white man that would not die" LOL

[ldoubleaonline]

yea i laughed at that part too... its all comical jokes, and some real shyt... ppl just gotta calm down

but at the same time think about it. and be like "well he's right" lol

[voldey004]

im lmfao

[boliviamericano]

race'his best cd. i play this over and over and it always makes me laugh till today. love the part about police questioning whites and blacks about seeing ufo's.anyone that heard this cd knows that part had u on the floor.

[silkmoney]

LMAO @ all these over emotional YT's. Paul Mooney = Legend.

[AL5harpton]

LMFAO

[shalia14]

all u senstive ass bitches get on my last fuckin nerves.get a life and stop taking things so serious.

[madarchodus]

you are pretty sensitive to sensitive people.

[DEVINECLUB]

LOL

[PETEEAT]

i agree with starry his relience on certain key words "nigger" "white people"

etc is tired and is covering up his self loathing and bad comedy

[Zeromus333]

funny enough Schwarzenegger means "black plow-man"

[ByandFar]

Yeah, but Scwarz is the part that actually means black. lol

[Yessir001]

word so that dude last name is black nigger

[Scocstoc]

Schwarzen - egger = black oak. Not so funny but anyway...

[AwakenAnimus]

yea actually it is funny. too bad not everyone know austrian like u. why dont u teach us. how do u say fuck u?

[Scocstoc]

Obviously it is easy to upset people here, I really can't find out why my comment was so harmful.

As always the comments gets misplaced at youtube and I don't remember were I actually tried to put mine.

By the way, I can't teach you austrian, I studied german...

[AwakenAnimus]

u take things way too literal

[lamarridley2]

I Thought They Were The Same?

[FDBLJ]

Lol, a white man that cant die.

[tomfrankly]

it was funnier on chappelles show. although that was 11 years later.

[Osealey]

lol

[wheresmyhair]

lmao

[silkmoney]

hahahahhah Paul Mooney is the man!!!!"it makes my teeth white"

[lboogie75]

my teeth is REAL white!

[starrynightuk]

depressing