No Cock to Eat

[gtaichung]

Dude, this vid is Funny as heck!! I live in Taiwan and I post daily vids. Check out my channel and keep the vids coming!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@gtaichung Haha!  Thanks for watching my crap! :)

[prototyperick1]

i cant believe your mom said that ROFLXD

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@prototyperick1 Haha! She's quite vulgar

[DerVomFreitag]

You made me hungry, Mickey - jejeje would like to eat cock (turkey is too much) BTW: had you COCKTAILs too ? / (tail aka caudal .... French: queue

German Schwanz (=> back in english cock [vulg.] - dick [vulg.] - Penis dong (Amer.) [sl.] pecker (Amer.) [sl.] [vulg.] - prick [sl.] [vulg.] tail der Schwanz

I'm sorry it's so - lets have a cocktail ...

Greetings Manuel

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@DerVomFreitag Haha! Glad you're hungry! Let's eat out together ;)

[omg90111]

It means kill meself laughing :D

[omg90111]

KMSL!!!XD

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@omg90111 What's KMSL?

[XtreexmanX]

I do the exact same thing when it asks to save changes.

"WHAT DID I CHANGE!?"

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@XtreexmanX Stupid Word! It likes to fuck with us

[kosmonaut5]

do Canadians get cheap university fees like us Australians?

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@kosmonaut5 Relatively cheap yeah. Like $3000 a year where I live.

[themonochromeman]

Your mum is so lovely.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@themonochromeman She's also a psychotic b*tch at times! Hahah!

[errostat100]

"How hard does it ram?" LOL! You should include more of your brother, if possible. :)

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@errostat100 I try to catch him when he's home!

[danielc365]

Lmao.........

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@danielc365 ;)

[wannagetinme]

You know what I think about you & I have mentioned your awesome parents & your bro before, but mate you do have one of the most amazingly nicest families in the world. Happy belated thanksgiving & I am thankfull for all my awesome friends of which you are one. xo's Bernie

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@wannagetinme Thanks Bernie!! You're sweet! Happy belated Thanksgiving to you too! :)

[paradfall]

OMFG ur brother's hot!! d(^_^o)

GIMMIE!!!!! ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@paradfall He's taken! Haha! He has a girlfriend!

[tenddyson]

I can't believe that you made your mom says that LOL!!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@tenddyson I didn't make my mom say anything! She seriously thinks I'm a ho bag

[Ericboi34]

If my mom said to me, "you eat enough cock already"; I would've just looked at her and said, "ummm...no?". Tee hee! xD

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Ericboi34 Hahah! I know right?! I'm not that kind of boy ;)

[Nonoftheabov]

"You eat enough cock already." XD hahaha your videos are amazing and you have such an awesome family lol :)

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Nonoftheabov I have too much free time on my hands Haha!

[Nonoftheabov]

@Mickeyelliottblog wow, you actually responded :) and that's not a bad thing lol that way you can make more videos :P

[Nonoftheabov]

@Mickeyelliottblog Hey i understand if you don't but could i please have a shoutout? :) My user name's pronounced "none-of-the-above". I will love you forever!!! O.o haha :P

[dardarbinx07]

Mickey I LOVE your family, almost as much as you and your videos. <3

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@dardarbinx07 Pff! Please, I'm not worth loving as you can tell by my life of singlehood

[miszreese]

LMFAO @ your mom's part wow

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@miszreese She's a crude bitch ;)

[Hilarygirl93]

Your dad looks a bit like Jackie chan, haha ;-P You make awesome clips, as always!!! xD

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Hilarygirl93 Hahaha! All us asian males look like Jackie Chan!

[GayLatinoBoi95]

omg I think it's so awesome that your family is involved! mine would have no part in my YouTube especially since I'm gay...

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@GayLatinoBoi95 They'll come around! ;)

[ctp2067]

LMFAO. Light or dark?

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@ctp2067 HAHA! I'm not picky ;)

[ctp2067]

@Mickeyelliottblog Music to my ears ;) You are studying too hard, we want more. Who needs a degree? So what if you paid thousands of dollars for post secondary education? Producing quality videos only takes a few hours every day for a week right?

[gayforlife2020]

very cool family.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@gayforlife2020 They're quite something... ;)

[stanbarley]

whats the name of the song at 1:17 ???

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@stanbarley Umm... I dunno. All the songs I use are from iMovie jingles

[tasha14141414]

Uploaded on my birthday! I love this video <3

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@tasha14141414 Happy birthday!!!!

[SlimShaney08]

LMAO! that line from ur mother "dont u get enough cock to eat" best line ive ever heard her say haha <3

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@SlimShaney08 She's really that crass...

[SlimShaney08]

@Mickeyelliottblog you know u gave her that line LMAO and I love her amazingly

[strangebob2007]

Oh wow I burst out laughing when your Mum said that xD I think between that and Shane Dawson's mum going "Ooh yay! Anal beads!" my life has been made XD <3

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@strangebob2007 Well I'm glad you liked it :)

[nromk]

I love thanksgiving....am thankful for my cousin and his thanksgiving dinners which I will sadly miss out on this year....I am also thankful for my fiends and that thanksgiving is a month away for me..... lucky you

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@nromk Thanksgiving is over rated ;)

[nromk]

@Mickeyelliottblog not for it's not I live in the USA..... silly but still ur lucky..... having thanksgiving early..... now in Mexico such an idea is odd... but takes place in Christmas

[AdamAndEveGoGay]

lol....

[matthewandrew]

don't you eat enough cock already? HAHAHAHA.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@matthewandrew ;) Sadly I don't eat quite as much as I'd like to...

[nicktron321]

My country doesn't celebrate thanks giving....Hey i've always asked but never gotten an answer.How Can the Canadians tell the Americans and how the Americans tell who is Canadian?....#justcurious

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@nicktron321 Canadians can tell the Americans apart cause they're fatter and the Americans can tell the Canadians apart cause they look like lumberjacks and talk funny ;)

[jradford65]

Mickey,

Your mother is a delight! You are too, but she did give me a delightful chuckle in this video. Thanks, Mickey's Mom.

James

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@jradford65 I'll tell her you said so James :)

[jradford65]

@Mickeyelliottblog Thank you, Mickey; you really are as sweet as you seem. Hugs.

[PaintedRavensong]

hehhee...was that really your mom who said that?...oh my goodness...too fun!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@PaintedRavensong Yes it was indeed ;)

[Toddhimself]

BEST line in the whole video:

"How hard does it RAM?"

LOVE it!!!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Toddhimself Computers do RAM!!!

[Toddhimself]

@Mickeyelliottblog Tell me about it...and usually without any lube, too....[sighs]

[jarabaa]

Er ... coq au vin? Right, not exactly "traditional". But why not? Having lived in Canada as a child, I never quite knew what the Canadian Thanksgiving was all about. In the US, it's clear enough: Massachusetts Bay Colony, 1620, Mayflower, Pilgrims, Puritans, turkeys, (Salem witches) etc. But in the (former) Dominion of Canada? Where one also speaks français... which means that coq au vin would be a fine dish to celebrate with, and more delicious than turkey anyhow. Cock in Canada is what I say.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@jarabaa Oh whatever, who cares about the history of the holiday. Like anyone cares about Jesus on Christmas anymore or why the hell we eat turkey at Thanksgiving. I just want my turkey meal! Hahah!

[naruto14866]

mikey w eat turkeyinstaed because hads look like them

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@naruto14866 Hads look like them??

[1malldoc1]

hehe love it!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@1malldoc1 Love youuu

[demonflame1993]

Thanksgiving in October... hmn... MAJOR CULTURE SHOCK! 

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@demonflame1993 I know right?! WE Canadians are WILD!

[demonflame1993]

@Mickeyelliottblog haha, i just kid. back home i dont celebrate thanksgiving.

[ericteddycartman]

Did you pay your Mom to say "Don't you eat enough cock already?"

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@ericteddycartman HA! My mom thinks I'm a slut. She wrote that line herself

[aasgirl]

oooh man you videos make me laugh! awesome!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@aasgirl Glad you liked it ;)

[Luigy2111]

hahaha

loved it

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Luigy2111 Merci beaucoup!

[Isob3l6]

lol. so funny. But Thanksgiving in October? Do Canadians say 'Thanksgiving in November?" or is it just us 'ignorant' americans?

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Isob3l6 Haha! Canada always has Thanksgiving in October

[Jhill153015]

To add to the confusion, in Korea we have the holiday 추석 (Chuseok) which is really the Chinese moon festival.

But, because Korea is pretty anti-Chinese, when it's talked about in English it is now called "Korean Thanksgiving". And, it was in September this year. Of course, it is on a lunar date . . . so it moves a bit each year in the solar year.

By the way . . . MS Word does that if you do anything that edits the file info, like printing. Because, it changed the "last printed" information.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Jhill153015 Wow, you seem to know a lot about MS Word. I get so frustrated with it!

[nobodicare]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!! Thankful that you exist!!!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@nobodicare More thankful that YOU exist :)

[larrh]

You mother's line "Don't you eat enough cock already?" - ROFL!!!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@larrh ;)

[Ichigo29440]

I'd love to spend a day in your household. It seems so lively :) Loved the vid btw haha and as usual you write the best lines or your mom does for her :) I forgot who does it XD Still <3 you Mickey and don't forget about us :D

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Ichigo29440 My mother writes her own lines... straight out of our daily lives.... And I'd never forget you!

[asianmeerkat]

omg your brother is so hot

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@asianmeerkat I'll pass along your message ;)

[Zootech12]

" you eat enough cock already"

omg that must have been really awkward after she said that lol but we appreciate it :D

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Zootech12 Not awkward at all. My mother thinks I'm a whore ;)

[Zootech12]

@Mickeyelliottblog ;D

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@MizzYnes Hahahah! Thanks! xoxo

[LylohShoki]

I love these videos!!! Dude you're awesome!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@LylohShoki Thanks for watching my crappy productions! Haha!

[LylohShoki]

@Mickeyelliottblog hahaha no problem! They're so funny!!!!! :D

[fuzzball516]

your mom is awesome

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@fuzzball516 She's quite something...

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@allenrobinson2012 Hahaha! Glad you liked it :)

[delmer22]

Oh that's where you from "Canada",

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@delmer22 I know it's pretty exotic. Ca-na-da. A lot of people haven't heard of it. ;)

[PrincessMissLove]

Your family is so funny ! :p

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@PrincessMissLove They're a handful...

[Mr7ozer]

sooo....your brother is hot...

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Mr7ozer Haha! I'll tell him you say so ;)

[tonebalone73]

So glad you're back Mickey. And your mum is AWESOME! Gr8 delivery lol

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@tonebalone73 Now the question is, how long will I be back for?? ;)

[sooth15]

I was thinking about this video all day, so I had to come back and re-watch it again!

:D

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@sooth15 Haha! That's quite flattering. I'm glad you came back for seconds. ;)

[Hozms]

LOL @ the cock comment

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Hozms No cock this holiday! ;)

[tjport1980]

" How hard does it ram ? " LOL

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@tjport1980 I barely passed my intro to computers class!

[MissCookieDollDoom]

Nice dancing, Mickey. :P :]

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@MissCookieDollDoom Hahaha! Pffft! That was not dancing! That was flailing with arms!

[JordanLauzonOfficial]

Happy Thanksgiving!! Im still tired from all the turkey... or maybe I'm just a lazy fat ass. Either way this video was hilarious, I LOL'd @ the "Im asian remember?".....

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@JordanLauzonOfficial Turkey tends to make you tired. There's actually something in it that makes you sleepy... like a date rape drug

[gfire347]

your mom with the Perfect line "don't you eat enough cock already" lol.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@gfire347 She's quite something sometimes...

[blaenllechau]

I thank God I am not American.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@blaenllechau Our American friends aren't so bad. They have world leaders like Paris Hilton and the Kardashians

[gvcdkg]

i didn't know you were from canada! Your videos always make me smile. thank you. :P

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@gvcdkg Thanks for watching my crap! And yes, I'm from America junior!

[zzzave]

Your mom = BOSS.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@zzzave Ha! She wears the pants!

[JeremyScottThompson]

asian eyes are gorgeous

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@JeremyScottThompson Asian slits are unique I suppose -__-

[queerwolf69]

you are beyond gorges and beautiful...your family is great.you are one hot dancer.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@queerwolf69 Hahaha! That's an EXTREME exaggeration. If you think I'm hot and can dance, your standards are much too low!

[queerwolf69]

@Mickeyelliottblog ok young man with that kind of attitude I may have to find someone else to stalk..now go to your room and think about what you have done..your mom and dad would agree with me I think...; )

[froggyviola]

1 your mom is the boss i love her 2 your brother and dad are totally hot lol

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@froggyviola I'll tell them you say so :) And my mom does wear the pants in the family!

[jakssk]

Haha...Do you eat enough cock??? must be, mum cant be wrong....hehe..jkes..

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@jakssk ;)

[nathattenborough]

Your mum is a ledger Mickey! Lets catch up soon, I miss you!!!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@nathattenborough I miss you more!! I just caught up on my dose of Nathan vids! You need to post more! Love your new camera btw!

[johboy2418]

LOL!!!

COCK!!

Ur mum is so cute!!!!!

n i m thankful for a gay to creat such a video to entertain me when i m seriously stress out studying.

=D

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@johboy2418 Don't get me started on the studying! I had a midterm today and I'm only halfway done! Hang in there my friend!

[DirBlair]

ok, I just loved this video. hahaha, "don't you eat enough cock already?" ROFL

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@DirBlair Leave it to my mother...

[DirBlair]

@Mickeyelliottblog haha, I wish my mother would make those kind of comments to me, then we'd be speaking the same language. hahahaha

[krazeedude]

wow.... amazing mother.... i'm speechless

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@krazeedude If by amazing you mean crass, yes. ;)

[Chuckyboyboy]

Happy Thanksgiving!!! I had turkey today. Unlike Mickey that gets lots of c**k. I'm jealous.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@Chuckyboyboy Ha! I wish that comment were true.  -Sigh-

[osheathompson]

Happy Thanksgiving?? lol

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@osheathompson Merci beaucoup! :)

[rygurl]

omg that same "save changes" popped up on word on me too and i had the EXACT SAME reaction. i was like "WHAT HAPPENED?!? WHAT CHANGED?!!?"

hope you had a great thanksgiving!

oh and if you come to LA we HAVE to hang out. that is... when i get my social life back -________-;

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@rygurl I need to get back to LA! I used to live there for a semester and I wish I knew you! I promise you'll be the first person I call when I go back!! :)

[ammanerz]

sadly i had to work all weekend, but we did have thanksgiving dinner last weekend :)...

I contemplated buying a small turkey breast and stuffing just for myself, but was too lazy and instead inhaled a bag of early Hallowe'en Reese chocolate, and some cheesecake. I think it was a fair trade.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@ammanerz Hey, I'd trade turkey for a WHOLE bag of Reese chocolate!! That's my FAVORITE chocolate EVER!

[ammanerz]

@Mickeyelliottblog you just get better and better :)

[justanote7]

I thought when the Canadian pilgrims landed at Canada rock, that they ate moose that first long, cold winter ... not turkey! BTW, Your family IS awesome, and you're so lucky to have then footing the bills. Probably Canadian families are closer than American ones. Dodging bullets from a drive-by-shooting makes it kind of hard to really enjoy a group gathering. Everyone scatters at the first shot! American cowards!!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@justanote7 HAHAAH! I died at this comment. The drive-by-shooting!! HAHAAHH! Yeah, it's been a while that I haven't been involved in one of those...

[14nickj2]

I officially adore you and your family

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@14nickj2 It can be a little chaotic but it's never boring ;)

[ryoki001]

at 1:30 reminds me of my family and friends sometimes lol

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@ryoki001 Hahaha! Quality time, quality time... ;)

[wckennyh]

"you eat enough cocks already" wow from your mom!

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@wckennyh You'd be surprised what she says to me sometimes... ;)

[CelestrialRose]

Kinda weird that there is a Thanksgiving in October o.o I have to wait another month lol

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@CelestrialRose I know right!? Why couldn't we have the same holiday on the same day??

[CelestrialRose]

@Mickeyelliottblog I think people just wanted to confuse us.. thats what I think lol :)

[fyImCrazy]

YOUR MOTHER IS GOLD.

[Mickeyelliottblog]

@fyImCrazy If by gold, you mean a sarcastic bitch, yes ;)