Chris Rock about Rap Music

[MrAP217]

8 people couldn't move the bitches out of the way.

[Pengaploopa]

"It was a nigga named Kevin with a Mac 11"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA

[Maccasaki91]

lol 2pac got shot in vegas!!!! love it!!

[CognitiveNetwork]

I can't get enough of this show. Every once a month I have to get back to it.

[17845307442]

that if funny as fuck!!!lmao

[berownesgirl]

The government hates rap, man. And all these rappers get gunned down like this. Now, I'll tell you right now. If Billy Joel, Elton John and David Bowie got shot, they'd have Bruce Springsteen's house surrounded. The govnerment hates rap

[MrAP217]

@berownesgirl It's all one big conspiracy!

[daviskrisitna]

8 people were smacked with a dick

[yggyphilippines]

They found Saddam Hussein in a f*ckin hole but they cant find who shot 2pac LOL

[mr76dukestah]

obviously theyre gonna focus more on sadam hes responsible for thousands of deaths lol i like chris rock but come one...

[mcneal78]

@Miniclipforlife They should make a song out of this and LOOP IT. Autotune if necessary. I'm just throwing out ideas.

[2Baiforev]

Well he does give a kind of smart criticism of rap in a funny way.

[Thisshitisfuckedup]

they found osama as well as saddam

[hcsuarnefeiT]

the ones who rule the money shot 2pac & biggie, killed michael jackson and everyone involved you wasnt in

[PoeticMind]

The fucked up part is that, i'm 22 years old. My generation are the guys who "have to pick a wife out of this bunch"... It's funny but sad at the same time.

[AhmadAlony123]

He's got enormous lips

[brnleague99]

And Onyx. I forgot Onyx.

[chadcinco1]

you can find saddam hussein in a hole but you can't tell me who shot 2pac? ahahah

[MIISWAGGZ]

did anyone look at the tags

[TheBigwin3]

blind da bitch blind da bitch

[MelanieeeeAnne]

its hard to defend "move bitch, get out the way" well as you can see, there's a bitch in his way, that he needs to move! thus the term, 'move bitch, get out the way!' maybe you need to open YO eyes so you can get the bitches outta YO way! lmaooooo

[13jansport]

Thats soo true only the good ones are dead. I hope someday we know who killed Tupac.

[13jansport]

Thats soo true only the good ones are dead.

[MrFredHoogendoorn]

You can't defend today's rap music. Well cuz there aren't any aren't any good rappers left.

[brnleague99]

@MrFredHoogendoorn Lil Jon and Three Six Mafia are good. But other than that, go back in time and give me Snoop, (old) Eminem, Dr. Dre, Ice "Don Mega" Cube, Geto Boys, MC Ren, NWA, 2 Pac and Biggie. And then go further back to the Beastie Boys, RUN DMC and Rockwell (fuck you, "Somebody's Watching Me" is the Shit.) And anybody ever heard of Big L and Jeru The Damaja? Now that's rap. Jeru is the MAN!

[MrFredHoogendoorn]

@brnleague99 Nas and rakim are still alive, but i wouldn't say that lil jon is a good rapper xD. Agree on the rest. I should look up jeru thanks. Too bad that some of the rappers could have prevented there dead like big pun and eazy.

[brnleague99]

@MrFredHoogendoorn Check out Jeru The Damaja's "Can't Stop The Prophet."

[DTrueAce]

Osama must've killed a rapper...

[adelmc1]

2pac killed by illuminati american goverment

[Mattluvzunot]

@adelmc1 he was shot by a cop and shug knight, shut up now and enjoy the sketch! thanks!

[k1ngdragon411]

@Mattluvzunot no he was not it was a cover up no blacks believe in that bullshit and the cops where black lol.

[Zanji1998]

7 people missed the like button

[ezioauditorejason]

looks like 7 people didnt get smaked wit a dick,smacked wit a dick!!

[AwoBoyzz]

6 people didn't want to smack her with a dick :P

[AwoBoyzz]

3:22 smack her with a dick

[MaxeyProductions1]

watch?v=2_wxOAeePhM

[oOPandaxEyesOo]

FUCK HER IN THE EYE! FUCK HER IN THE EYE! BLIND THE BITCH! BLIND THE BITCH!

[catrachomg]

the brother in the red shot me...it was a nigga call Kevin...jejjajajja that was super funny...

[dopeboy216]

Ladies: He aint talking about me "Smack her wit a dick, Smack her wit a dick" lmao hahaha

[legalgirl2003]

emimen is my boo and i looooovvvve what he do!!!! LOL

[Chrisguy42O]

SMACK HER WITH A DICK SMACK HER WITH A DICK "DANCING"

[saintkarin]

Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick

I put dick in her ear, a dick in her ear, dick in her ear

fuck her in the eye, fuck her in the eye

blind the bitch...blind the bitch....LMFAO!!!!!!!!

is that even a song

[jendeh1000]

Chris Rock has to be one of the best comedians of our time.

[xxXST0N3DXxx]

it was a nigga named kevin with a mac11 LOL

[mrnoobie15]

to the sweat drip down my balls! skeet skeet! ROFL!xD

[danielravitz]

BIGI DEAD ,TUPAC DEAD ,VANILA ICE STILL ALIVE xD



[EplcxNick]

as you can see theres a bitch in his way that he needs to move

[thecompton01]

Why are there so many people watching these Chris Rock videos that hate them and then taking the time to post stupid shit about them and get into arguments with people about them?

I'll tell you fucking why. Because they have no friends and their families don't like them, so they are starving for attention and they log onto the internet and spew every mean thing they can think of just to get somebody to listen to them. Fucking pathetic.

[blazezero1]

MY BALLS MY BALLS SKEET SKEET

[deathbat1821]

SKEET SKEET! SKEET SKEET!

[murdisikidurk]

the reason why they dint find the killer off 2-pac is cause they dont know who they are looking for they knew who they where looking for when they found saddam in Irak

[wesleybest3]

Try listening to metal or that shit Nowthat carbage But thats only my oppinion And its only an oppinion not hatin just sayin yea i know this is strange but poeple love to replie negativ on this shit some people Like metal But i think its garbage xD

[suparpowers]

@wesleybest3 Your opinion. Not a fact.

[wesleybest3]

@suparpowers thats true man

[rocksparadox]

@wesleybest3 You THINK it is garbage, but most developed people that I know who are knowledgeable about anything in the world think differently.

Isn't that nice, that people are free to think, and don't have to accept dumb, musically underdeveloped rapmusic with very little originality?

People that make rap can make a lot of money, but their fans, oh man.

Metalbands on the other hand, are usually not really popular, but theirs fans usually enjoyed a broader intellectual upbringing. :D

[wesleybest3]

@rocksparadox dude metal heads and this is a FACT are aggrassive

thats why the music is agressive an d i said in my coomment that is was just my oppinion if you want some attention then you are at the wrong adress here

[rocksparadox]

@wesleybest3 Did I ever imply that metal in GENERAL was not agressive?

Oh, I don't need your attention, but pay attention:

In general, the more dominant animals will be more aggressive than their subordinates. (Wikipedia)

[TheGospleMST]

The video of my status!

[Whatevar11]

Rapduma?

Rap Dumber.

[Themikaylarousham]

To the sweat... My balls... Skit Skit

lol

[rodas70]

thumbs up if you wat his song on iTunes!

[hellokittycutie2003]

I love conscious comedians. They keep the shit funny, but there's still an underlying message. Some folks might clown me for going deep, but listen to Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, or hell even Eddie Griffin, and the shits hilarious, but they're telling you some shit to think about while you laugh. You might not reflect on it while listening, but it sticks in your mind enough to converse about it. Just look at YT comments for these comedians. To have that kind of blend is genius.

[step2meNYC]

@hellokittycutie2003 I Cosign this comment 100%

[TB4000]

SKEET SKEET SKEET!

[iceblade070]

last minute dissed the mowfucking goverment !! hahaha

[motherbrain86]

its also super easy to defend de la soul as being art

[tomaluta]

kitoko

[DirenSP]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL! Trus only da good rappers r dead

[RocKChick616]

Well as you can see there's a bitch in his way....and he needs to move....plus the term "Move Bitch Get Outta The Way'

You need to open your eyes so you can get the bitches outta YOUR way!

Best part XD

[america1001000]

wats that lil john song

[DavidSoldier]

@america1001000 get low?

[yakkahDotCom]

I love watching this kind of videos

[d3kadE905]

fuckin hilarious

[Speats]

Haha chris rock is fucking hilarious

[khaadim1]

da whole worlds FUCKED UP MAN!!!LOL

[michaeljacksonbey1]

i got hoes in different area codes LMAO!!!!

[danceforjesus810]

POC is trying to reach out to usss!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NorthernSunshowers]

Biggie dead, Tupac dead, Vanilla Ice STILL ALIVE!

[suzypola7JarEth]

WOMEN THAT LIKE RAP DON'T. GIVE. A . FUCK. this is sooooooooooooooo true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xbroganx3]

''Vanilla Ice still ALIVE'' Lmfao

[The666dev666]

TO THE WINDOW TO THE WALL...................



[OUTLAW4911]

oh shit i almost fell down ''fuck her in the eye......blind the bitch'' lollololololololololololololol­ool

[JSelby]

No one has the full 9 minute version on YouTube? :(

[lledroc96]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololol this guy is so f in funny smack her wit a dick

[OooLaLaCarmen]

LMAO!

[popingirlZ]

lol thats some funny shit

[ThePunisherdesign]

Chris Rock is definitely an all time favorite and he always makes sense. Thanx for posting.

[idontnoapassword]

ive watch this skit like 100000000million times but its still funny

[85879]

best quality video, but that fucking things in the middleof the screen

[daddyosmacworld]

I understand 99% he's talking about in this video, but could pleeeaaase somebody tell me what he's singing at 5,55 (... RIGHT THERE) and 6.02- 6.05 !!!

[waromip123]

@daddyosmacworld he's singing: the brother in the red shot me dead RICHT THERE :D

[daddyosmacworld]

@waromip123

thank you!

[daddyosmacworld]

@waromip123

thank you :)

and the second one???

that's even harder!

[waromip123]

@daddyosmacworld en the second part is: it was a N named kevin with a mac 11 RIGHT THERE pac is trying to tell us something LISTEN xD

[MasterGrayJedi]

@daddyosmacworld he says "the brother in the red shot me dead" and "it was a nigga named kevin with a mac 11" he's joking about tupac's clues in his songs. =)

[idontnoapassword]

the first 1 is the brotha in the red shot me dead

and it was a nigga named kevin with mac 11

[ThePunisherdesign]

@daddyosmacworld

"the nigga in red shot me dead"

[ibrahimovic1234569]

dang when he started about tupac. it made me rlly think :S

[HarryPotterFan3394]

"It ain't talkin bout me! Smack her with a dick! Smack her with a dick! HE SAID YOUR NAME! No he didn't! Smack her with a dick! Smack her with a dick!"

XDDD

[JazZYJProds1]

Utter brilliance!

[gsmitter]

Chris Rock wonders why no one gets prosecuted for killing rappers, even if there are a lot of witnesses? Hasn't he heard of "Don't snitch." The police can't get anyone to cooperate in these cases.

[eendenzijnlief]

Well gsmitter I would snitch if I saw 2pac get shot.

[klutches]

@gsmitter No its cause the Illuminati did it.

[FlyBoyBillz193]

to alexiox55 if you dnt like rap then y r u watchn a vid about it??

[SN2PAC]

eese cara é demais muito bom kkkkk Iool

[lilcrazygamer]

what is the song that has it was a nigga named kevin with a mac-11 i forgot the name anyone know ?

[aaronb0794]

where did you meet mom? Oh she was singing about balls a club LOL

[alexiox55]

for me rap music is trash it isnt music just ppl talking fast lmao

[CraZeeKilLa]

yea i agree

[Sjones675]

Now how many witnesses do you need to see some shit Lol

[HRTOACTIVIST]

Thats funny shit, BUT sad, and a fact about what he stated about tupac. Makes you think eh?

[2sexy2batwin]

that smack her wit a dick song is from Suga Free's C.D called smell my finger. song titlednyou dont know what i know.

[blaty23]

i see a dick in the air i see a dick in the air, dick in the air dick in the air..... hahahahahahahahhahaha

[ANTAGONISTAD]

@blaty23 its sstick my dick in her ear dude

[biggliphonee]

@blaty23 There must be a dick in your ear because you clearly can't hear.

[nico2400]

4:00 AINT TALK ABOUT ME HAHAHAHA

[Hongers1]

fuck her in the eye fuck her in the eye, blind the bitch ahahahahahahahahahahaa

[KerrDogga]

love the dance he does when hes singin get low! daddy where'd you meet mommy? oh she was singin about balls at a club. skeet skeet skeet! XD

[drshields1988]

rap back in the day was all about sad ghetto life and the oppression of the black man. now its all about money and hoes. is that just reflective of ppl caring less about how bad ppl have it or reflective of a better quality of life of the average ghetto youth

[freshprinceofbalham]

smack her with the dick

[realplayerabc]

The Brother In the Red Shot Me Dead

It was A Nigga Named Kevin Wid a Mac 11

haha

[sHuFFLeToSniPer]

*blind the bitch* LOL

[DianaInTheMirror88]

hahah "Dad where you meat mom? Oh she was singing about balls in that club"... hahah he is so crazy :o))) Lol.. This is so funny :o)))

[DianaInTheMirror88]

Chris Rock is crazy hahah I love this part when he talking about rap music.. :o))

[xtiffnayyy]

dude. laugh my fucking ass OFF.

[MsJGrizzle]

Genius!

[chaseroneeightseven]

blind dat bitch :D:D:D

[Pokecheater]

slap her with the dick

[sergiurullz]

biggie dead, 2pac dead .... vannila ice still alive!!!!! funny shit!!

[PolyphonicJack]

CIRCUS CIRCUS!!!

[aLlaBoUttHAtAzs]

"They found Sadam in fukin Iraq....2PAC GOT SHOT IN VEGAS!!!" LMFAO....... spot on

[kbonezz]

ay he right about that one i agree

[apocalypsefun]

Chris Rock is a helluva lot better than that Katt Williams dumbass. I hate that gut.

[pnutosan]

am i the only person who thinks he should release his rap as a single? :D

[kevster3000]

noo

[XBLMagpie1991]

@pnutosan LMFAO remixed part of it and called it "Smack her wit a dick"

[r4ng3hustle]

@pnutosan LMFAO made a song of it

[chelahds]

@r4ng3hustle lol!

i just watched it yesterday

its pretty funny

[BigHole1989]

@pnutosan no there are extra 108 here

[ColorBlinddChameleon]

@ 2:22

I'm so gonna dance lyk tht all week!! :D

"Shit, if you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head..and PUT A DEMO TAPE IN DEY POCKET!!" ...you gotta love Chris Rock!

[johnny7westside]

i a weird way he right about pac´s murder .............

[murdisikidurk]

Hit her whit a dick, hit her whit the dick, hit her whit the dick. Put a dick in the air, a dick in the air. F*ck here in the eye f*ck here in the eye. Now blind the bitch blind the bitch

[MrBeefy78]

its saying put a dick in the ear lol

[ladyluckycharms]

vanilla ice still alive lol!! they can find sadam in a hole  lmfao front of circus circussss!!!

[1993Shade]

TUPAC GOT SHOT IN VEGAS LOOOOL

[FuckingFaithless]

get over ureself.

[joerandom85]

it was a nigga named kevin with a mac eleven

[kekeboy97]

y is mariah carey still hot??

[Aetheilas]

Clearly, there is a bitch in this gentleman's way, and he has the dilemma of having to tell her to move.

[lakersownsuns]

all the good rappers dead! biggie dead tupac dead vanilla ice STILL ALIVE

[SimplyFable]

I loved this! I watched this show last Saturday on the tv :D

BLIND THE BITCH! BLIND THE BITCH! I nearly wet myself when he said that XD

LOVE IT!

GO Chris Rock!

[MusicLoverWeert]

He Loves Rap Music :D

Who Doesn't Right !!

[brasilarethebest]

hip hop ent wack...ITS JUS UNDERGROUND

if u actualy nu about dat shit ud knoe mans still puttin tracks outt

[1111krol]

most black guys like rap,,i like rock more,,hard rock,metal,heavy metal,death metal and all that shit...

[totalytoxictutorials]

im not black i like rap

(to 1111krol)

[DabelonX]

Well then, my good sir. You are not black, rather you are a subgenre. an oreo

[1111krol]

wtf im black!

[DabelonX]

@1111krol Yeah man. Black on the outside, white on the inside.

[NMxBIGxPRODUCTIONS]

To the Windooooooooooooooooooow

[Croanarhist]

to THE WALLLLLL!!!!!

[QDIZZYBEATZ3]

this is genius, l ilove this soo much.

[tylerstrutt101]

to the window to the wall! lol classic lol

[kutkinderen]

hhee's sooo true hiphop now is soo wack

[1111krol]

heey nederlander

[kevster3000]

wie is nederlander?

[1111krol]

kutkinderen is nederlander^

[xxxladyA]

ich bin eine hollander

:P

[kevster3000]

tuurlich ein Deutscher Ja!

[skillz162]

"he aint talkin bout me" smack her with your dick, smack her with you dick. :D

[aisha0524]

Blind The Bitch LOOOOL

[OnRockIT]

As you can see there's a bitch in his way. And she's in his way. Thus the term move bitch, get out of they way. LOL!

[Codecontroller]

fuck it in the eye

blind the bitch

lol!!!

[virusi11]

chris rock is big

[roaddoggdjf]

he's extremely funny! and he's actually telling the truth

[Slacre]

3:25

[zamasta27794]

lmfaooo i luff dis guy... " a nigga named kevin wid a mac eleven.........the nigga in the red shot me dead llmaaoooo

[thefundamentalsof]

this is a rap killing, lets go home. lmfao!!

[BoSamad]

R.I.P 2Pac best rapper in the world