Hulkster In Heaven Magnificent Tribute

[Applemask]

Fair play: the dead kid would have thought this was the greatest song ever fucking written.

[usernameclassifeid]

I'm sorry, that was hilarious.

[lazaruspit1]

I first heard this as the b-side to Hogan's version of Gary Glitter's "Do You Wanna Be In My Gang!?" when I was 11. I've been spellbound by it ever since!

[TheLeoOfCostaRica]

I shall only tear my shirt in sadness from now on.

[TheDarrellDean316]

RIP Macho! Long live Hulkamania!

[dirkfunkdirkfunk]

dedicated to macho king randy savage RIP BROTHER

[MrWrestlingman85]

Mommy, teacher said that everytime somebody watches TNA a Hulkamaniac dies.

[joiles01]

What you gonna do, Satan, when the Hulkster in Heaven runs wild on you? 

[MobKnowledge]

I want this song played at my funeral.

[OMGSEASALT]

LENO! 

[MoreBarn71]

Thanks for my new ring tone!

[SlappyDoogle]

who diez? know half my sperm did from the steroids

[yoshu2]

LOL i like how right when it got to the first minute my computer was like "Fuck this" and just stopped the video completely. 

[ggguzman]

lmao..hulkster in heaven? really??

[kenmarkwalsh]

Hogan's massive ego shines through once again here, even though it's a song about someone who's just died he makes it all about himself and characterises the deceased primarily as a "Hulkster". He even reveals his messianic streak when he says "I wish Hulk's love, could bring you back again". What an absolutely shameless fool.

[MikeyC613]

@kenmarkwalsh it's called playing a character - this is prob what the kid wanted to hear.

[TylerBaumbarger]

This song is both terrible and awesome.

[Firinic]

Come on Razor Ramon, Hulks trying to be inspirational

[shinlord]

This song will give you cancer!

[MetalGodzz3]

The fact that hulk has to keep referring to this kid as a hulkamaniac while making blatant wrestleing references ruins the "inspiring" message he's badly attempting here

[lumpisan]

goddammit this song tore my heart and my shirt

[Cloudnerd]

@lumpisan you have no clue how long I laughed at that xD

[hyenabutt]

@lumpisan I wish I could rate comments, you deserve 5 stars

[Isaaki97x]

O.O This song reminds me of Legends Of Dragoon for ps1...

[Lordborg2184]

heh Razor Ramon is a better wrestler that the Hulkster ever was...

[jaysambell]

if man is five, and the devil is six, then god is seven, this hulkster's gone to heaven

[Pyropuncher]

YOU ARE MY FRIENDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[CrunchyMush]

"I used to tear my shirt, but now you've torn my heart."

I think that lyric just gave me cancer.

[nervmeister]

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania makes a crap song about you!?

[OMGSEASALT]

A beautiful song for a true Hulkster. 

[EdmondSwitch]

I don't think the death of child is funny I think its funny that Hulk Hogan thinks he is going to Heaven.

[FBWEWRESTLING]

If your doctor tried to explain the side effects of your chemotherapy with only a bike horn and an inflatable sheep, it would have more respect for human mortality than this.

[orbitofdoom16]

@FBWEWRESTLING You stole this from cracked, shame on you.

[FBWEWRESTLING]

@orbitofdoom16 No Shit Sherlock.

[orbitofdoom16]

@FBWEWRESTLING There website is copyrighted, you can in deep shit for copying and pasting, also, plagiarism only proves you can't come up with your own shit

[LPJeetkunedo]

@orbitofdoom16 You can get in deep shit for copying and pasting for PROFIT. Nobody's going to give a shit if you put it in a fucking youtube comment.

[orbitofdoom16]

@LPJeetkunedo Go read youtubes rules regarding copyrighted materials, and then cracked.

[FBWEWRESTLING]

@orbitofdoom16 You memorzie that shit? people copy shit all the time. Wasnt trying to be original or funny just felt like posting it get over it.

[orbitofdoom16]

@FBWEWRESTLING No, but I do write alot of it. Its insulting to the people that write the articles to have them copied.

[FBWEWRESTLING]

@orbitofdoom16 How Is it insulting if I found it funny enough to repost it?

[orbitofdoom16]

@FBWEWRESTLING Because you didn't come up with it. On the internet, that shit gets out of control quick, and eventually, it will be posted everywhere.

[LPJeetkunedo]

@orbitofdoom16 I don't give a shit what their policies about it are. If he's not making any money off of it, it's not illegal.

You don't see youtube going around and banning every account that has copied and pasted something. That would be retarded.

[orbitofdoom16]

@LPJeetkunedo Actually, youtube did try to do that a few times, like, a lot of times. Just because you don't feel something is illegal, doesn't make it legal. Thats not how things work.

[LPJeetkunedo]

@orbitofdoom16 Just because they're banning it doesn't mean it's illegal. It just means they're banning it.

Actually, why am I believing you here? Prove it.

[orbitofdoom16]

@LPJeetkunedo No, Reporting any copyrighted, patented idea and or prototype, or material otherwise not your own intellectual property is illegal, as long as said material and or ideas are provable as your own. That was from a law book. You can check youtubes's rules list for yourself, as well as cracked's. I have nothing to prove, in modern debate, the challenger is the one that provides the evidence against the point.

[LPJeetkunedo]

@orbitofdoom16 It appears that you give much more of a shit about this than I do, perhaps entertainingly so.

I'd like to point that you basically said that it's illegal to report copyright infringement if it's provable as your own. Nice going. Check over your long-winded comment before posting next time.

[orbitofdoom16]

@LPJeetkunedo Yes, and If you had paid enough attention, I also corrected said statement when I noticed it. I help to create some of those articles, I also handle copyrighting and other legal problems for internet businesses. I really do give a shit about it, its kinda what I do.

[LPJeetkunedo]

@orbitofdoom16 Well, guess what? I didn't pay attention.

And why would you give a shit about a goddamn youtube comment, regardless of how relevant it is to your job?

Actually, don't answer that. I don't give a shit and I'm probably not going to respond.

[orbitofdoom16]

@LPJeetkunedo Good, don't respond. You are know using the number 2 most used arguing techniques on the top 9 list, when proven wrong, you get all angry and bate a hasty retreat.

[LPJeetkunedo]

@orbitofdoom16 Hardly angry, my arrogant friend. Just uncaring. And "hasty?" I've been talking about how I don't give a shit for several comments now.

Adios.

[orbitofdoom16]

@LPJeetkunedo Thought you weren't going to reply?

[LPJeetkunedo]

@orbitofdoom16 I said "probably." You're all about technicalities, aren't you? I thought you'd catch that.

[orbitofdoom16]

@LPJeetkunedo The word probably infers that the chance is greater that you wouldn't not reply.

[LPJeetkunedo]

@orbitofdoom16 Yes it does. However, it does not infer that I definitely would not reply, which is what you subsequently inferred.

[orbitofdoom16]

@LPJeetkunedo I'm glad we could keep this civil. You wouldn't know how many arguments turn strait to hell on youtube.

[FBWEWRESTLING]

@orbitofdoom16 Yea I know man, I wasnt trying to rip em off just thought it was funny.

[orbitofdoom16]

@FBWEWRESTLING Its cool. I just take a lot of pride in my work.

[LPJeetkunedo]

@orbitofdoom16 Oh, man. Don't even talk to me about arguments turning straight to hell. Let's just say I'm glad the Youtube Nazis are banned now.

[orbitofdoom16]

@LPJeetkunedo Oh, they are still there. Its just they hide now. I've had a man with a supposed IQ of 167 make death threats against me just 30 minutes ago.

[LPJeetkunedo]

@orbitofdoom16 Woo hoo! Good to see they're keeping themselves busy with SOMEone. I had to delete 200 comments of copy-pasted middle fingers and the repeated word "kike," and that is a process I don't really wish to repeat.

[orbitofdoom16]

@LPJeetkunedo Ouch. I just get the occasional fuck you, or wikipedia is kind, and then some more fuck yous after that.

[LPJeetkunedo]

@orbitofdoom16 Lucky. Pretty much each private threat message I got sent (and there were a SURPRISING amount of users involved) included either a speech from Hitler or some other kind of Nazi bullshit. Their messages essentially read: "Hey, fuck you and your family. I will kill your kike nigger jew [etc.] ass if you keep this shit up. Now watch this. It'll change your life."

They varied slightly, but they mostly remained at about that level of retardedness and/or hilariousness.

[orbitofdoom16]

@LPJeetkunedo I got one once that said, quote''Hey you fuking jew ass catholic bitch, I bet your a nigger, because on your profile it says you are a marine and student, which means your on welfire and all that shit. I bet you are a fucking communist to, watermelon eating bastard, go fucking di and take your everyone in the room with you, fucking hore ass spic'' end quote. I laughed for an hour, then he started taking guess's at where I live, not noticing there is only 1 UGA.

[Stonegolem42]

@orbitofdoom16 That may be the most epic hate mail in the history of hate mail.

[orbitofdoom16]

@LPJeetkunedo *not

[alabama2561990]

Who actually thought this song was a good idea...god it was awful and hilarious

[poobah103]

This song got that kid kicked out of Heaven.

[onion3000]

Thanks a lot for the link, Seanbaby.

Yeah, thanks a heap.

[drawesome95]

@onion3000 I thought Seanbaby was joking about the tearing shirt/ torn heart line. But he wasn't. He actually wrote it. Wow.

[MjHall]

9 people don't have souls

[MrWrestlingman85]

God, this song makes me laugh!!! LOL.

[TheMrEMeat]

This is my favorite song, because its made of lulz.

[happynutz]

this song was written for princess diana!!! not some kid who died! get your facts right...

[foxman841]

"The world just lost another hulkamaniac"

Oh no, i'll lose sleep over that one. Why is this song almost 5 minuets long? This is the most self riteous, pretentious joke of a song ever written.

[davesecx]

"When the Hulkster comes to heaven, we'll tie up again"

So, wait. When Hogans dies and goes to heaven, he is gonna wrestle this kid? Great idea. Even in Heaven, Hogan has creative control.

[Leprechaunproduction]

This song is so horrible, it's awesome. My heart weeps with joy at the awful lyrics, the cheesy music, and my lungs burst forth in joyful, hysterical laughter at the line, "The world just lost another hulkamaniac."

Truly, this is a song for the ages!

[lionheart209]

Great song, Im sure the kid would have loved the idea. The quality of the song don't matter. Its the idea and the thought that the hulkster thought enough of the kid to make a song for him. Some dumb lops make comments like the ones putting down this tribute. Hogan is a great man. A great wrestler. Don't be jealous because he's rich and your not.

[Dilaltastic]

Worst use of synthesizers of all time.

[ChrisCothron]

I used to rip my shirt.Now I rip my heart..

[AtOdinsCall]

The song keeps stopping for me at 1:40 regardless of how much it has buffered. I think YouTube is doing a social service with this new feature.

[sxerunner]

I want this played at my funeral.

[ChrisCothron]

LOL same here

[DavoBowRowe]

if he was gonna do a midi trumpet sample, he could have at least come up with an original riff and not rip off the pixies "wave of mutilation"

[Manny1Torres]

This is the most self-serving bullshit that Ive ever heard. I hope they keep this kind of crap out of heaven.

[wescomark65]

R.I.P Invincible Door

[saskue50]

gay song and gay guyz lol realy

[joescout]

hulk is a hell of crooner reminds me of dean martin meets frank sinatra

[PNUTTAY]

Poor kid, must feel horrible that this song was made for him

[Minoswtj]

Invincible Door FTW!!

[TheSonOfDumb]

I was also sent here by Invincible Door.

[MaresMedia]

I have instructed all my loved ones to play this song at my funeral if I die before them. This song rocks! HULKAMANIA FOREVER!

[MaresMedia]

I have instructed all my loved ones to play this song at my funeral...

[JsbbthemageAKAJizzy]

I was sent here by Invincible Door.

[x188]

as was I

[Chrisrokk239]

Ooooohhhhoooooooooooooooo!

Agggaaaainnn! Aggaaaaiiinnnn!

[natedoggcata]

lol

[smellyrebel]

I like butts

[starlyrulez]

invincible door sent me here

[Ultran64]

Heaven doesnt exist

[Vpwtflol]

Poor kid died and then gets humiliated in this shitty song

[shawnmichealsfan01]

umm dude hulk hogan is singing

[JMFabianoRPL]

The world just lost another Hulkamaniac...because he discovered the IWC.

[ogskeetdizzle]

this song is so sad, poor hulkamaniac. :(

[CHOPPER45cal]

these losers dont even realize hogans singing the song

[seploud]

what is that thing on the background that sounds sooo bad? quiiiiiiiiii quiiiiiiiiii quiiiiiii!

[FIXTREME]

Thats called a midi trumpet sample

[arghzombies]

Possibly one of? there's no possibly about it, this song is what the word epic was invented for, there is not one element of this song that isn't completely awesome!

[SexyLettie]

Oh my god. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO.

[TNApwnz]

LOL!!

[HowIQuitCrack]

AWESOME i hevn't heard this in a whiles

[poopmuncherz]

exactly the world just lost another hulkamaniac due to this horrid song

[KommisarKowl]

This is one of the best songs ever

[DemolitionCrush]

if not the best one ever

[mattard2]

this has to be one of the funniest things i have ever heard.

i have the whole album

[ignoranceandwant]

Is this Hogan singing? He sounds like a pussy. If the vocal wasn't bad enough, that horrible synthesized horn section is execrable. Jesus...and I heard he was actually supposed to be a pretty good bass guitar player.

[oHelmslyo]

Oh...my...GOD! I once cried over this when I was little! Now it just sounds terrible!

[NASistheMAN]

can someone upload this for me?

[sorenkierkegaard2008]

*single teardrop*

[wanderingjew2008]

I'm actually going to kill myself to insure that all my relatives will hear this song.

[lindz19]

this is the best song ever made. i cant stop listening to it.

my friend requested i play it at her funeral lol.

[wanderingjew2008]

*single tear drop*

[wanderingjew2008]

How the hell did Whitney Houston beat this at the Grammy's? What were they thinking?

[Deoceres]

I can just imagine Hulk going to heaven and this song playing whilst he runs towards the kid that died in slow motion.....then drop kicking him.

[dzajac123]

I can just imagine Hulk going to heaven and this song playing whilst he runs towards the kid that died in slow motion.....and hitting the Atomic Legdrop BROTHER!!!

[tossbaguk]

It's like the version of Smelly Cat that Pheooobiiee recorded in the studio and didn't like.

Farting horn section on a cheap keyboard really does do a young death justice.

[loverockit]

I like how Hulk made a tribute to a dead kid yet can't resist making the song about himself.

[Blackson187]

Hulk probably leg dropped the little fucker.

[curtismsblog]

or he might have had Nick take the little fucker for a car ride

[londubh2007]

OK. This is worse than The Star Wars Holiday Special. Aaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!!!

[superawsomechannel]

wow this is the cheesiest crap I have ever heard! I love how opie and anthony made so much fun of this song!

[SWGnorton]

This is the song you take a warm bath with a razor blade to. This song is so bad!

[Rulinator]

Hogan refering to himself in the Third Person doing a Tribute is PURE WIN.

[waldfield]

Looks like the world just lost another hulkamaniac :(

[Blackson187]

Dedicating terrible songs to dead people is a great way to honor their memory.

[lagwagon504]

the pics of him putting lotion on brooks butt on TMZ are creepy

[coreyt0304]

i remember having this album as a kid. I was in the back seat when mom was reading the thing that came with the cassettte its about a long time fan who died but before he died he went and saw hulk alot.

[mytv818]

Hulkamaniacs are dropping like flies!

[sabman]

This song was dedicated to the crying fan who met all his wrestling heros a few years ago.

[gnarkill4life]

ULTIMATE WARRIOR BLOWS HARD DICK

[Hamptonio]

That keyboard riff is so bad it's epic.

[bigfootiscool]

yes he did.

[2y4life]

The dumbest thing is that Hogan didn't even wrestle at SS'92 at Wembley . Listen to the first couple lyrics.

[njunderground]

He didn't mention SummerSlam '92. There have been other shows at Wembley. The dumb part is that he calls it "Wemb-a-ley" just so it will rhyme. And that's far from the dumbest thing about this song.

[2y4life]

Read his book, he says it was SummerSlam...and he wasn't there.

[luistownmassacre]

Not as dumb as when he said he got an injury from the Undertaker in 1974.

[bobmarleythewailers]

I'm crying....

[oldmangimper]

:'(

[willforgo]

This is a perfect tribute to the deceased wrestlers; it just chokes you up when he sings, "when the hulkster goes to heaven, we'll tag up again" and "the world just lost another hulkamaniac" it just brings a chill down my spine to think deep down every deceased wrestler is a hulkamaniac.

[bigfootiscool]

it's not about dead wrestlers

[ShiksaWithChutzpah1]

Dedicated to the child that died before Hulk's match at Summerslam '92, of which Hulk didn't have any matches cause he wasn't on the card. Way to go there, Hulkster.

[bigfootiscool]

That's not true.

[2y4life]

It's true. Listen to the lyrics you fool. He said that "that's why there'll be an empty seat at Wembley" but he didn't even wrestle at Wembly in SS'92.

[nugnrfan82]

this is possibly the WORST song I have ever heard. This does not even sound like music. Wow, what a joke.

[lionheart209]

It's not all that great a song, But it has a cool meaning, and is a great gesture to the kid.

[embza]

my god. i thought i was the only one on the planet with a copy of this song. at any given moment, how many people in the world are simultaneously listening to this song. i'd put money that there isn't. til we tag up again

[willforgo]

This is where Brooke got her singing career; WWF should play this for a tribute to its deceased Wrestlers.

[HULKAMANIACS8]

this is a great song. it makes me cry everytime i hear it and it's about all the wrestlers that have passed away also.

[ATHF666]

No it isn't, the song is about a kid in the Make-A-Wish foundation that died before the match he was supposed to see Hulk Hogan wrestle in.

[rsspinball]

I think im gonna throw up

[tommy1tit]

Hulk tough guy wrestler and fag

[Kingofeurope]

This song makes me laugh my ass off... LOL

[HHHistheGame]

That song makes me cry every time...

[glottis5]

This is the best song in the universe

[WWEFanatic2007]

This song always brings a tear to my eye...<sniff> :(

[thaiceberg]

I love you Hulk.

[golga333]

hahahahahahahahaha