Tracy Morgan - Stay Off The Coke (stand up comedy pt.6)

[krazykillzbra]

TRACYS PRO

[TheLittleBallOfHate]

lol hes right about that nod, heroin addicts look just like that

[BikiniDeathSquad]

he even said at 9:42 that he's hitting a nerve with the heron and cocaine addict jokes. He knew

[KNJ3]

VIIEEETTTTTTT-NAMMMMMMMMMMM! Saw him at Carolines 2 yrs ago and damnit he's a funny man. Why go if your not going to laugh. Sheesh!

[365funnyvids]

audience had so many hyenas in it i know everything tracy morgan says is funny but damn

[jevonparker23]

This Crowd Sucks Ass Badly Beacause The Crowd Seems Fucking Stiff.

[4syth]

So you don't find this funny?? fuck off and watch some Carlos Mencia

[ImTotallySummer]

not his best

[SuperPOINTGAURD]

He is not funny....... I mean he is great in movies but he sucks in stand up. My opinion.

[Labcabin96]

fuck cocaine!!!

[miller619619]

love the white guy to the right that just refuses to laugh

[Luiscmtz1234]

Lol

[Topgeneral3070]

Wow, this guy really sucks. Not a funny bone in his body.

[DEATHDEVOURED]

@Topgeneral3070 he used to beat his dick wit dem gloves n break skin

[BikiniDeathSquad]

my pops used that heron

[Salishan100]

Tracy was on coke when he did this LOL

[DEATHDEVOURED]

@Salishan100 naww he poppin nem jebby jabbers

[Shaidyn]

I don't feel like this was comedy, as much as it was a documentary. It's like I looked through a window into another world.

[TETTSUUO]

"A FIRE ESCAPE,THE WHOLE THING IN A PUSHCART"

[businesseast]

BEST.. BUT WRONG CROWD..

[xrandolphx]

alright alright alriiight

[NateHail]

subliminal nautical stars! GAH. 2:00

[StephenAndrew777]

u got nothin' :)

[esmith46461]

@shayisadeaman u dnt deserve 2 live on this god given earth

[ThePhalanga]

@esmith46461 fuck u

[Coromantin]

His heroin addict bit very similar to Richard Pryor in "Here and Now" except Richard's was better.

[MCJPTV]

im dying laughing!!!

[ThaKidNoah724]

"How the fuck you try 2 steal a fire escape"

[youngvito262]

he should have done this peice in Chicago.. he would have got a standing ovation. those pink folks dont understand that real ghetto shit. the part about his father remind me of my uncle. i died laughing and this one of his best

[ThePimperor]

Genius

[artdjmaster]

I wanna know who is the lady that laughs the loudest. She loves his jokes!

[Arce79]

Crackers don't get this kind of humor.

[Budgetbomber]

@Arce79 ignorant ass statemant im white an this shit has me bustin up!! ive watched this like 10 time straight up...

[Arce79]

Crowd sucks. Bunch of white people can't relate to this humor.

[jasonlammons]

@Arce79 racists ass idiot

[Slimhor]

If this comedy bit sucks at 5 minutes, it definetely never gets better by 8:50 total trash skit. diary of a junkie observation wow! better to talk about waking up with sore limbs more laughs.

[JTcomedyNow]

Tribute joke to the one and only homo hating tracy morgan on my page. At least I got a laugh, at his expense doing a twist on his humor to show how hateful he really sounds.  OF COURSE, I one-up it. Job of a comic. Thanks all. SUBSCRIBE

[sumsocrates]

wheres pt.5?

[markrules14]

his jaw look like a cash register

[Mo2477]

uncle jimmy wheelchair pillow stink LMAO LOL

[8past8]

pause at 3:34 subliminal msging

[LongboardLord17]

First?

[bigal2222]

The audience finally starts to liven up in this part, I dunno why it took so long this is a fukn hilarious stand up performance nigger!!

[jgaleeg17]

is this comedy?

[ChristMelee]

@jgaleeg17 yes

[DigitalCyborg00]

Lol fire escape

[pamperedpersians]

ＳＨＵＴ　ＵＰ　ＡＮＤ　ＥＮＪＯＹ！

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[Johnnyboi456]

Funny as a fart in a space suit.

[mrgreenmachine123]

tracy morgan talks like a dumb cunt he cant even talk properly what a fucking r tard

[QUeensNYCUSA]

You're not even American, nothing you say has any relevenace to the world.

[klasomentas]

@QUeensNYCUSA what's relevenace?

[MrKalipax]

@QUeensNYCUSA KKK member

[MrSnappydappy]

ths is funnyashit, i hvnt seen this 1 before

[1990Sammy1]

when he did the guy on heroin impersonation talkin about ricky thats richards pryors bit lol

[Istaygeekdup]

Haha cocaine is 99-0

[AnonymousWhitePerson]

Not funny.

[Istaygeekdup]

Coke is 99-0baha

[esmith46461]

hes a homophobe just fucking die i hope a god he fucking dies please I literally prayed earlier that he would have a heart attack or he would ide a slow and VERY pain ful DEATH... PLEASE DIE

[RillLazy420]

@esmith46461 y the fuk u hatin then if u don't like it don't watch it idiot... i mean shit i donm't get people some times shit... fuckin retartds.... IF U DON'T LIKE IT DON'T WATCH IT AND FUK THE FUK OFF

[esmith46461]

@RillLazy420 well hes a fucking homophobe is is no worse than the kkk

[lloydymk]

@esmith46461 if u can take a dick u can take a joke, relax yourself like u do your ass, jokes are jokes

[PlowThrough8]

i gotta stay off that coke! its to hard though

[DCUODisciple]

@esmith46461 NO kkk killed niggas homophobes are just disgusted with otha dudes taking dicks in there ass

[phontigga]

@esmith46461

bahahaha, you prayed? stay of your drugs and realize there is no fucking god. he can say whatever he want.

i hope he does a routine on religion like jim jeffries did/does :>

[Love2skate661Bako]

@phontigga who are you to judge if there is no god or what someone else believes?

[tymoor99]

tracy is the man

[Vintage27]

Funniest man alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bustedup]

FUCK negative-ass Jimmy!

[manweller1]

This is pure brilliance.

[jamesodinson]

hahaha watch how awkward that fat kid in the front row with the champagne is... its almost as funny as the show itself.. he keeps looking at his date to see if its ok to laugh. What a bunch of politicaly correct, homo lovin, gun hating, tree huggn, dolphin saving coked up slack jawed faggots. Tracy is awsome.

[allensanchez1990]

Honestly i don't find Tracy Morgans stand up funny what so ever it's like I'm Just hearing a none funny story of his family but on his interviews with Conan or jay he makes me really laugh but his stand up is really not funny and for you people that say it is funny listen to the crowd those are not genuine laughs go listen to Dave chappell and then you will know what's funny

[jamesodinson]

@allensanchez1990 STFU why are u watching then? You didnt pay to watch this and your 3/4 through the act.

[allensanchez1990]

@jamesodinson i watched it to see if he was funny or not you dam idiot im not going to say o tracy is not funny without out me watching his stand up this is part six i already seen the other parts i just had to stop here there is no need for me to go any further i know he is not funny

[joemoe23]

@allensanchez1990 I agree he is painfully unfunny. And it's not because Im gay and trying to hate on him because his remarks or any of that horse shit...he just is not funny...btw most stand ups suck anyways

[NeoTRP]

It's funny how these white yuppies pop up everywhere and call Tracy 'ignorant'. Fuck you stupid assholes. This is funny, and if it ain't go watch Jim Carrey or something.

[lizerdon]

@NeoTRP Dude wtf is wrong with you...

whats bad with tracy or jim?!

FUNNY IS FUNNY

people who cant take it dont watch it!

[SchweitzerMan]

Wow, if someone told me that Tracy Morgan's comedy act redefined comedy, I'd have to agree because his standup act sure isn't about being funny

[SkullJoke90]

am i supposed to laugh at this or call that dude an ignorant fucker?

[SchweitzerMan]

@SkullJoke90 Yeah, I'm still trying to find the funny parts

[thework4444]

What if a white man went up there and said "N****, N****, N****, N****, N****, N****!" Aww come on guys, it was a joke! If you can take a whipping like Kunta Kinte, you can take a joke!It would be all over the news, Sharpton would be blabbing off at the mouth, and it would be a national issue.Oh but if a gay kid gets bullied at school, meh well suck it up who cares because you're gay.

[lijoti513]

@thework4444

I am trying to keep up with you.

Keep up the good work.

[Shaytarder]

Is part 6 supposed to be part 5? Or else, where is part 5?

[Juan321C]

It wasn't supposed to be that funny, but he always adds a twist. Product of his Environment. I laughed and cried while watching this clip alone. The only way to get over it is to find a way to laugh and connect. Tracy Morgan is a good man.

[twinsrule1987]

This guy has amazing talent. He evokes thoughts of Richard Pryor's drug-addict characters but it's not the least bit derivative. I honestly don't think he expects or even wants big laughs from this part of his act. He wants the audience to get uncomfortable so he can make that sharp turn back to actin'a fool, which he does better than anyone alive.

[vic11917]

fuck that audience this shit is hilarious

[armsy154]

is the audience actors?

[luvs2spooge00]

Wow that was bad

[dopeNJ123321]

This is funny as hell...Say's shit that nobody else will.

[SchweitzerMan]

@dopeNJ123321 Well no one wants to say something unfunny at a comedy club, that's why they don't say it

[MrTpain3]

not really that funny



[BrandonBeBeast]

7:37 - 7:55 sounds like cuba gooding from boyz in the hood

[shermanhelmsleyIII]

I love Tracy- but this is sad as hell. It sounds more like an AA meeting than standup.

[jojack1234567890]

@shermanhelmsleyIII i believe this is making light of a shitty situation

[willtheoct]

love 30 rock, and cop out, but WTF is this.

[calumjlindsay]

@willtheoct you love cop out? why?

[205donson]

this shyt is raw and pure uncut comedy....at its best i don't care what u say..

[tomoxford1]

30 rock character, hillarious... His stand up makes his success a complete mystery...

[wonderinitate]

dont find him funny :S

[haicugolu]

i know everybody here loves him, but he's boring to me.

[nassauE]

@haicugolu go watch dane cook then

[773fahad]

i fuck that chick on 6:24

[MULDERFOX999]

@773fahad yeah, the bitch is fine

[jayrperiod]

he lost weight damn, he needs to stay off that coke

[evillu90]

@jayrperiod ACTUALLY THIS IS OLD HE'S GAINED WEIGHT SINCE THEN HONEY

[bonijaykay]

omg he was so skinny here i looooove tracy morgan

[CDUBXXX]

Fuck Negative ass jimmy and his Blowd awff leg

[devilrobbie25]

fake laugh in the backround is fucking annoying stupid bitch

[RynGrdll]

the girl cackling at 6:11 makes me cringe

[RynGrdll]

could the audience be any more awkwardly nervous?

[HewhoNeverFails]

blowd off haha

[SolidSoldier01]

i love these build up jokes. so detailed and crude hahaha

[syxadriaz]

@6:23 the chick is straight fantasizing like oh is that what it's like to grow up black i've always wondered lol

SN: I wonder what these people were expecting to see because there were some straight up rednecks in the crowd

[truecheez]

where da black ppl at?

[14rodane]

fuck neagitve ass jimmy

[allbiz2k10]

EXCELLENT

[AtlantaITGirl]

Yea- he should have brought his white tailored jokes to this crowd. I mean, from a BW perspective, I can honestly say these are truely, I not only grew up black but maybe from the hood jokes. you just wouldn't get it otherwise.

[PlowThrough8]

He Knock back HAHAHAHA

[MrJcm23]

he is funny as f**k!!!!!!!!!!!

[drunkenpikachu]

finally this video is getting hits. took like 3 years. still always fun to rewatch. HEES LEGGG WAS BLOWED OFF!!

[ryanb113n]

The fucking couple in the front row fucking sucks, you can tell that dude brought that chick to some random show (prob what he though, but hes a idiot) so he can bang her later. Dont blame him, but they fucking suck....and their fucking champagne bottle.

[DCUODisciple]

@ryanb113n haha dam nigga calm down lmao

[heybert05]

@ryanb113n whats funny is that i think he expected the tracy from 30 Rock lol

what he got was the REAL tracy morgan

she seemed to enjoy it more than him

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[17thchamber]

@maderaheart

naw their pretty white......

[DCUODisciple]

Hahaha my pops used to use her-on lmao

[WhatsInYoFridge]

It's amazing how he can make such sad stories seem so funny. If anyone else tried to tell those stories, it would be really depressing and you'd just want to walk away. That is the brilliance of Tracy Morgan.

[thook62]

in VIETnom

[santjime]

dude he must have done so much coke to lose all his weight

[ChristMelee]

@santjime u dont lose weight on coke.

[MisterAaronRodriguez]

hahaha omg i almost pee'd my pants with his dad's heroin bit

[puremaplesyrup]

i can't believe how the people at the front table showed literally no emotion. horrible audience.

[PlowThrough8]

@puremaplesyrup Because Theyre faggots. TRACY RULEZ

[municipalgurabo]

that cocaine is 99 and 0...lmao!!!

[CanCinephile]

The audience is fine. Have none of you ever been to a comedy club?

[kaeb27]

his leg was blowed off!! lol

[mthompson3313]

his leg was blowed off!! for you!!

[mthompson3313]

people get pissed off when I talk like that. I'm whiter than he is though

[bluehappyscrap]

the fat tracy morgan was funnier.

[djdesixtc]

6:22 - fine lookin b!

[aw100626]

he used to beat his dick with them gloves and break skin!!! hahaha damn tracy!!!

[canesnda80s]

tracy morgan is hilarious, it's the crowd that's lame

[canesnda80s]

tracy morgan is funny, it's the crowd that's lame



[dankbot420]

his stand up .....its like therapy .....

[rudypea]

HIS LEG WAS BLOOED OOF

[djm2A]

I love this,

[Bxny1]

i LOVE my dude...rem him from waaaay back on uptown comedy club & on Bronxnet public access ski fest....funny ass shit real talk....ANYBODY who don't like this shit can LICK DEZE NUTS !!!!

[jojolynne100]

This is the saddest comedy I have ever witnessed.

[NDRonin1401]

@jojolynne100 this is the saddest comment I ever read

:-)

[Shiba360]

Negative ASS JImmy

[XxstukindabucketxX]

This Is really boaring. If I was there I would have fell asleep

[youpippo81]

bBLOWD AWFFFFF,,,,IN VIEEEEEEEEEEEETnam

[IvanAdizero8]

306 people watching this r on coke...lol

nd 17 people dnt know wut the fukk is going on

[rickjames21]

Uncle Jimmy wheel chair pillow stink...

[pwizzleful]

i've been playing and pausing this whole freaking standup cause it hurts to freaking laugh.... keep up the good work T. Morgan

[shankedbyfrank555]

HAHAHA I LOVE COCAIMNE!!!

[TheKipKadillac]

Pumpkin Escobar!!!!!

[mattshane]

I do coke but it. but i don't care.

[KaeEssKlassik]

Only 17 people refuse to stop the coke.

[vaidisuh]

this is some real shit man

heavy

[TomCollins006]

hes actually funnier in his interviews...thats a first for a comic

[Pwnmachine]

LEG BLOWED AWFFFF

[divertiti]

He's really not that funny

[FUMESTER]

Tracy is the KING of comedy right now.

[missyonthanet]

I'm going to start knocking back on the other side of the door, just to mess with peeps now lol

[JonCOCOLOMBIAN]

"its smell like fish in this area", and"you knock on the door and he knock back on the other side"

[JonCOCOLOMBIAN]

''Its a mystery how they build the pyramids, man mutha fucka its the cocaine" haha

[dasketcha]

Fuck negative ass Jimmy! lmao his legg was blooowwd off

[Darkskinnded]

Jaw look like a cash register! lol. this nigga raw.

[CamButler]

This is like the 20th century Bill Cosby. Just tellin' stories about whatever.

[Te4RHyP3]

god damn the heron impressions are a little too accurate to be funny lol

at heart that's pretty depressing.

[monsieurhassan]

brilliant comic, " his leg was blowd offff" . . . The crowd is a lil dead for some reason . ..