You MAINAHS killed little AYLA Reynolds. I've known for years you MAINTARDS were fuck-tards, now the world knows it. CHILD-KILLERS!! CHILD-KILLERS!! No tourist in their right mind will come up there with their kids!!!
@hammer55292 OH MY FUCKING GOD! IS this all you have to do with your life? YOU ARE SOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING! YOU AREN'T HURTING ANYONE AND YOU AREN'T PROVING JACK SHIT! SHUT THE HELL UP YOU WORTHLESS COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT! GOD ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE AMERICA A HATED COUNTRY! FOR YOU IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY DO US ALL A HUGE FAVOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Maine isn't going anywhere, DEAL WITH IT. IM SURE YOU WILL LIVE ANOTHER DAY SIR! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU FUCKING BOYCOTT MAINE BULLSHIT!!
@arm1207 I'll show ya' a thunder cunt when I'm bangin' the shit out of your woman, and my ball-bag is slapping against her smelly gash!! How's that for a GUNT, you MAINTARD!! How big is your head? Is it an over-sized, mutated, fuck-tarded, MAINAH HEAD??? HA!HA! Your wife is 'gonna like the jammin' I'm gonna' give 'er!!
@shinkicker1992 Your state is sucking canal water buddy. You and Louisiana are the only two states that have not recovered from the recession!! Your hospitals and colleges suck skidder grease.
I'm pretty sure you're the arrogant nazi douche-type that this song is about, hammer. But please, I beg you, stay home and punish us Mainers. If your friends are anything like you, encourage them to do the same. There is only so much Maine to go around before it becomes the shithole you tourists are trying to escape when you come here, so it's actually better if we limit the parade up the pike each summer.
@catempire86 HA!HA!H Yeah douche! Kiss my fat, hairy ass, you goat-fucker!! You want us out, I will do my best to keep them out, you asswipe. Guess what, TOURISM is the biggest industry of Maine!! You asshole, I hope you go broke. I don't think I'll keep too many away, them dumb bastards just don't realize how much you hate them. By the way I own a beautiful estate, and I could care less about your fuckin' coast, and woods. You can shove them up your asses for all I care.
@hammer55292 Looks like you don't care, that's why you spend your days flaming on facebook about it? lol, we're happy to keep 'em. I live here because your beautiful estate won't satisfy me. I'd rather take a paycut and have 2 million acres of woods out back and clean lakes devoid of arrogant pissants 9 months of the year. Like I said, Mainers aren't whores for cash like you flatlanders from away. Really gets under your skin we don't grovel at your rich ass when you come up, doesn't it?
@catempire86 Oh I do care very much!! I hate your guts. I don't have to come up there, but I still hate your guts. Why don't all you MAINE bastards just go public with it, and tell the world you hate us tourists?? You hate us, but you still want our money, like a bunch of WHORES!! That's what you are, MONEY GRUBBING WHORES!!! Just have the balls to go public and tell the media outlets that tourists are not wanted. You won't do that you gutless bitch, will ya'??? Fuckin' WHORES OF MAINE!!!!
@hammer55292 Yeah, we'll write a letter to the Boston Globe, the collective Mainer. That's what everyone does these days, read the letters to the editor.
Fact is the tourist/Mainer relationship has been the subject of comedy for decades. Ever hear of Bert and I??
@catempire86 It's no laughing matter to me. The last time I was in Maine, I wanted to smash a fucker's head in, while I was hunting. Fucking cock-sucker near Andover. Punk bastard said something that pissed me off. No good fucker looked like Charles Manson. I'm sure the bastard had done time. I wish somebody would put a round through his ugly face, the mother-fucker. You got a lot of real bastard people up there. You can hate me if you want, but you got a lot of punks up there.
@hammer55292 I wouldn't bother to hate you, you're just some self-important twat from away with a was who expects to use my home state as his personal playground and thinks the locals should bow down to his cash. Not worth hating. Sucks to be you. I wake up everyday in the woods. Life is great.
@catempire86 You're all wrong. I just am very perceptive of people, and I can tell how a person is thinking. It's not just me, it's other people also that I know that had trouble up there. You can call me what you want, but it won't stop me from trying to get the word out on you bastards that fuck with us. I hope I break your economy, and you go on Federal assistance, you violent fucks.
When I get caught up in a few weeks, I'm gonna send a letter to the BOSTON GLOBE asking them to do an expose' on the hatred of tourists by MAINAHS. If they ever do it, you fuckers will be broke in no time. Then you can have all your fucking deer, rabbit, grouse, and trout, all to yourselves, you fucking crooks.
Hi trolls, you're stupider than a shithouse rat if you're offended by this video. This is a witty commentary on the tenuous relationship between traditional Maine industry and the tourism trade. It's also a tacit response to the arrogance of some visitors from away and their condescending attitudes to the "locals." At the end of the day it's great satire and rich with theme. So all you haters can piss up a rope.
@catempire86 That's bullshit. I've been told from many other people that they had trouble up there. Combined with the problems I've had, it's evident that your state generally-speaking hates NON-RESIDENTS. If you scan some of the vids here, you will see it confirmed by comments made by MAINAHS, stating their hatred for tourists. I'll do my best
to spread the word on you tough bastards. I hope I cause you to lose some revenue, if only one dollar, you scums. You can not suck enough.
@catempire86 Then just go PUBLIC with it, you balless freaks!! Send a letter to the BOSTON GLOBE, and tell them you hate tourists, and don't want them coming up there. However, you fuckers let us come up there, spend our money, then harass us. Just make it public knowledge you don't want us up there, you scum Red-Necked freaks of nature.
I love how people flight over the internet! Hahaha.. Just remember "arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, Even if you win your still retarded! and i will have to agree with the maker of this video.. I like how the tourists come up here and spend money, but it sure is nice when they go home.. Thats when i like to visit the beaches. Every other time of the year they are crowded with tourist from all over the place.. and @hammer55292 im sure your quite the woodsmen! Hahah
I just looked it up, tourism is your biggest industry. 10 billion a year. I hope I can get people to stop coming up there, and you go broke, you rotten bastards.
Slight correction: I have found good places for hunting, sledding, but no, not as good as MAINE. I have already acknowledged in previous postings that the MAINE woods and coast are the best. That is why I hate you fucking steer-heads, you killed my hunting. I hope I can spread the word so TOURISTS WILL BOYCOTT MAINE!! I want to inflict pain on you financially, like you inflicted pain on me. It probably won't work, but I will at least try. You fucktard fuckers, steer-headed ugly bastards.
@hammer55292 . . Now I know why I recognize you: the Merriam-Webster folks used your portrait to illustrate the term "pitiful." Stop worrying those acne pustules, child & learn to speak the language. I'm not from Maine, I don't live there, but I surely sympathize with the natives who must deal such over-bearing clueless twits. Try visiting a library (the place where books are stored to benefit the public - Mommy can take you) & spend some time with a dictionary, 'K?
@RuralRambo Do you want a tree-felling contest, Enos?? If one of my four Jonsereds won't kill you, I'll bring up a Stihl 880 Mag. How's that Petunia, will you do that, seeing as though you're afraid of a shoot-out??? How about weight-lift off??? Surely you can out-lift a gnarly 64 1/2 year old curmudgeon like me!! What will it take Buford, for me to stomp your guts into the slash piles off Rt. 26 in Oquossoc, amongst the snow-shoe rabbits that the fuckers of MAINE have deprived me of??? Well???
See, all you dumb-fucks are CONFIRMING just what I have been stating on all the MAINE sites, you REALLY do hate non-residents!! You fucking cunts, I was a former cop, I know people in 1-3 seconds!! I can tell what you're like by your body language, and your appearance. All it takes me is 1-3 seconds, and I can tell if you are a bastard. If you don't want us up there, have the balls to state it publicly. Don't be a fuckin' bunch of whores sucking our dicks for money, be honest!!
@hammer55292 We hate non-residents like YOU bud. People from any state are gunna hate someone that comes into their state and say such evil things about the people there. You're saying all these cruel things and you expect us to be the nicest people in the world. We're obviously gunna hate someone with a bad attitude about everything. God your so dumb and ignorant it's frustrating and annoying.
@TheCalebray95 I'm saying bad stuff because you all fucked with me for over 20 years!! I have at least 16 confirmed incidents where your rotten state-brothers gave me trouble. Why would I waste my goddamned time on here, if I wasn't enraged at you people? This takes a lot of my time, but I hate you all so much I do it. YOU HAVE ALL CONFIRMED PUBLICLY THAT YOU HATE NON-RESIDENTS!! Just what I have been saying all along, you people are bastards. I hope I get the word out, and you go broke!
@jcolcord5 Ha!Ha! Are you a MAINTARD!!! There ain't no boot up my ass, Cletus, but I'm 'gonna stick a financial boot up yer' asses!! You think you Bastarfarians are gettin' away with fuckin' with us, well you got another thing coming. I'll do my best to get the word out on you fuckers. With a little bit of luck THE BOSTON GLOBE will do an article on you pigs, and you'll starve to death. Go ahead, call us MASSHOLES, you fucking pigs!
@hammer55292 come on guy..Look, your being a pig with all your comments on here, and on every other video. I never said i'm from maine, but god your comments are way out of line and pointless to all. If you got that big of a problem wright the government or congressman. putting all this bull on youtube of all places is just asking for shit from everyone and their brother. Grow up. be mature. get a life.
@jcolcord5 Well, there's a reason I'm doing this...anonymity. Because of my level of rage
against the Bastards of Maine, I can't go public with my name, for fear of retaliation. Sure, I've got guns, BFD when I'm asleep, or not home. So, therefore I have to use this medium to vent my rage. However, if the MAINTARDS know they have treated tourists with respect, then they nothing to worry about, I'm just one, old ranting nut-job. But, if they have been bastards, then they should worry.
@hammer55292 alright then, take your disrespect somewhere else. I don't give a rats ass whos disrespected you or whatever. Take it up with them. not the whole damn state. Be a little more grown up about this shit.
@jcolcord5 Hey, like I just said, if MAINAHS know they have been good to the tourists, they have nothing to worry about. Conversely, if they have been mother-fuckin' bastards to us, then they should be afraid, very afraid!!
Wow you guys are fucking gay! lol Your obviously jealous of Maine or some shit. Get over yourselves. You wouldn't like it if we talked shit about whatever gay ass state your from. lol You think we're all poor and shit. (where ever that comes from??) "Maine BASTERDS?" lol k people chill out.
I was born + raised in the Great state of Maine , lived there until last year. I have lived in the southern Part + in the "County " as well . I love my home state but I understand why "people from away " are disliked so much. You come in yes you spend your money well and we love it but we hate the traffic jams on route one on the coast as much as we hate the coming of winter. You buy the land and want to change us to conform to you but please remember we are independent + we like it that way.
all you maine hating mother fucking massholes maine is a great place to be and most mainahs can and will work rings around all you asshole most people from maine are nice its all you asshole come up here and piss us off one example i was hunting on my own land and a masshole tried to kick me off my own land and the asshole said the owner gave him permission which is bullshit cause nobody asked me so looks like its all you masshole that come up hear the piss us off ass holes
@TheLogger1985 Well, there's a big problem then between MAinahs, and out-of-staters, isn't there???? You just confirmed what I've been saying all along.....MAINAHS HATE NON-RESIDENTS!!! I don't know for sure the reason, all I know is that they hate people from AWAY!! All I can do is try to educate non-MAinahs to stay the fuck away from Maine, or they will have trouble there. Hopefully the word will get around and you will starve to death. I will gladly bury your ugly faces, and piss on you.
@hammer55292, fuck you you fucking dumb fucking ass nigger. The reason you make 30,000 a night is because your a fuckin drug dealing piece of scum you fucking bitch.
@gavinmiller12 IP only tells you the general area, you fucking queer. Come on down, make it good, or you'll leave in a body bag, you fucking asshole MAINE BASTARD. I hope you all die this year you fuckers, I'll volunteer to bury your kids in a dirty landfill.
@hammer55292 Come say that to our face. I'm pretty sure you'll get popped with a hunting rifle, like every other smartass out of stater.
We don't give two shits if you hunt anywhere else. I encourage it. As for the stock market comment you made, yea the fuck right. And I don't need to chop wood to stay alive, because my oil furnace doesn't run on wood. And I've seen how you've trolled around on multiple Maine related videos for extensive periods, and that seems pretty loser-y to me.
@twoxohxseven Go fuck yourself, you dirty Maine bastard. You're a bunch of dirty pigs, violent bastards, filthy dopes. As for your lobsters. I go to the supermarket and they even boil them for me, you queeahs. Blueberries, oh yeah, that's a real big industry!!! LMAO!! I eat about one fuckin' pack of blueberries a year, you queeah. Wood industry is probably very poor because of the nationwide house-building slump. Now, what have you got, fucktards of MAINE!! Starve, white niggas, starve and die!!
@hammer55292 Where are you getting this idea that we're all starving and out of work and shit? There are other jobs OUTSIDE of the major exports industry. You realize that right?
@twoxohxseven I don't know what your economy is like. All I can do is pray that non-residents realize how much you REALLY hate them, and BOYCOTT your demon-infested state. I don't think it will happen, but I hope it does. I have BOYCOTTED MAINE for 6 years, and I don't want to give you one fuckin' dime. However, it kills me because I like the MAINE woods better than the other states. I hope you starve to death. It won't happen, but I can hope. I hope your kids starve to death. Rats of humanity.
@twoxohxseven I just googled the state of the economy in MAine. Short growing season, relatively poor soil, UNCOMPETITIVE TECHNOLOGICAL BASE, reliance on GAMBLING casinos for economic growth. See, just what I told you fuckers, you're a bunch of dopes. All your economy is based on sucking off the land. You have no great schoools, no great universities, no great hospitals. See, you're a bunch of fuck-tards. Tough, fighting, violent, rude, crude motherfuckin' assholes. Starve and die, fuckers.
@hammer55292 I'm a 17 year old girl who lives in Northern Maine, I can't even believe you just said that. Maine, as a STATE doesn't give a shit about school, TRUE MAINE KIDS, are raised to be strong hard working adults that can cook, work, and hunt. So, while you can be sitting by your computor talking shit about MAINERS, all of us are haulin' wood for the winter and pickin' potatoes to feed our families. It's a Maine thing..... you wouldn't understand....
@jackspratt98 Well sweetheart, as usual you MAINAHS are wrong again, you ignorant pigs!! I have lived on a farm all my life. You will probably never work half as hard as I have. I still work like an animal, cutting wood. I'll take my Jonsered 2186 and go against any one of you MAINE bastards, any time you want. If my 2186 won't do, I'll get a Stihl 880 MAgnum, whatever it takes to kill you MAINAHS. See, you never investigate, you just fight. You're all a bunch of punk bastards. You proved it !!
@hammer55292 Dude, you soo fucking annoying! Your searching all these fucking vids about Maine for whatever fucking reason if you hate the state so much. And you have no reason to even hate Maine. You Basterd! BASTERD! That's your favorite fucking word lol. Let shit go. I BOYCOTT your damn state. YOU sound like more of an asshole than a Mainer. And we do have things here. Bates College, Bowdoin College, Colby College, University of Maine, Maine Medical Center. (All which get national recogniton)
@TheCalebray95 At LEAST 16 incidents over a period of about 25 years. Yes, I really hate you people. You have killed my life. I am a hunter! No, not some guy who gets a shot gun, walks along a trail, or rides the road, and shoots a partridge. No, I am a human predator of the forest!! I crawl along the forest, under trees, through streams, through brush, anything it takes to get my rabbits, and grouse. You BASTERDS have killed my life!! I live for hunting, I must hunt to live. Die, you BASTERDS!!
Typical tough, crude, rotten, dangerous Mainer. Hey, guess what asshole......I don't need to hunt up there!!! There are plenty of good states to hunt in, that will get all my money. Meanwhile, you'll be chopping wood to stay alive, you'll be so broke. Some nights I make over $30,000.00 on the stock market, you fucking bum. So, who's the loser now assholes of MAINE !!!!!
@hammer55292 . . Turn off the computer (does your Mommy even know you are using it?) and have Mommy give you your meds, tool. Those who can make $300K in an evening do not troll YouTube - nor do they write in the style of the semi-illiterate. Hey, if it were up to me, we'd evacuate the conservatives from the coast and then carpet the area with ricin from Jonesport to Miami.
@RuralRambo I never said 300K in one evening, you fucktard, I said 30k, go back and re-read it, you fuckin' MAINE steer-headed fucktard. Sit up there and wallow in your retarded, religious, conservative misery, you stupid pig. Sooner or later we will overwhelm you, and buy your land. That's what I'm 'gonna do, I'm 'gonna buy a big lot in MAINE, and POST THE SHIT out of it, and when you fucktards trespass I'll have legal justification to get you. If you got a gun, then we'll have a shoot-out.
Not bad but the vocal clarity sucked thru most of the song . Funny that he bothered to tote the saw out but didn't top off the fuel OR the bar oiler .....couldn't have been cutting tooo far off ... And , yes , I know this was staged but , still ... Oh well , I guess someone from Away wouldn't know the difference anyhow ... We , from the North Woods of Maine need to post vids with French or Scotch Irish accents to counter this MISperception that All Mainers have a downeast accent
stay away from auburn maine cpl bouchard stoped me impounded my car for a mimor traffic violation then put my life in danger. tourist beware the cops are crooks up there
@JeriLaFlamme Hope you starve to death, and your kids die, you pig. I bet you're a fat pig, with wicked ASS ODOR!! Does your ass smell, tell us?? You cellulite hog-belly! I've stayed away for years, you scums. I'm a hunter, you bastards!! I'm a killer of grouse and rabbits, and deer, everything!!! I kill every legal thing I can, you bastards. I've been hunting for 54+ years, you bastards, and you've ruined EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY TRIPS UP THERE. DIE, YOU SCUMS, DIE!!!
@hammer55292 . . My, my, a hunter for 54 years who writes like a ten year old floater. Imagine that. But then, tying shoes for themselves is PhD performance for a prog.
And thweetie, I doubt you have either the strength or the intelligence to use more than a rock to 'hunt.'
@RuralRambo Well, well, well, what have we got here? A Mr. Glib, spouting off for the MAINE FUCKTARD ASSOCIATION!!! Well, smart-ass what you have just done is PUBLICLY CONFIRM just what I have been saying for years.....that you MAINE fuckbastards REALLY do hate NON-RESIDENTS!! You don't have to keep me out, I've stayed out for 6 years, and will stay out for another 30 if I have to. Fuck you and your coast, and woods, I found other places just as good, actually better.
@RuralRambo Want to try and see how I can use a gun, Lance?? Set it up, you against me. Handgun, shotgun, or rifle. Any one you want, or all three. Where are you located? I'll meet you half-way at a range, let's see how tough you are Mr. Glib. You JEALOUS fuckers, that's all you are, JEALOUS bastards of MAINE. Nobody from down below hurt you people, you're lying bastards. The people that come up there come with stupid lawn chairs and their kids, how did they hurt you fuckers???? You lying fucks.
@ssss350 They HATE non-residents!! They are the biggest mother-fuckers in the northeast. I hate MAINERS!! Good state for the coastline/hunting/fishing, but the PEOPLE suck!! Vicious, rude, crude, violent, ugly bastards. Mother-fuckers want our money, like whores, but they hate us. The word has to get out to BOYCOTT MAINE!!! I have boycotted them for years. They will die in poverty sooner or later if we stay away. Them and their ugly kids need to die, the scumfucks.
@hammer55292 Dude your a fucking idiot, you can't describe us all that way. I live in Maine and I for one love tourists because it makes me feel good someone would want to visit my state. In fact I like watch for car plates to see if there is any people from far away states that wanted to come to Maine... so FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
@Spikes1200 HA!HA!HA! Shut up you Somalian lover!! Go kiss a Somalian, then lick their ass!! LMAO!! See, you just proved what assholes you really are!! Hey, not ALL of you suck, just MOST!!!! Fuckers have ruined ALL my hunting trips. I'm a great hunter, killer of all that I see, and you've ruined it for me. Die, you slugs die!! I'll gladly bury all of you if you die. I'll volunteer my time to bury you all in a swamp someplace. Scums of the earth. I'll get the last laugh, when you're all broke!!
@hammer55292 . . When I see comments like yours, I realize my lifelong effort to cause flatlanders to have bad days here has not been in vain. Stay in Massholia, Joisey - whatever vile sewage pond you call home & leave us real Americans alone, 'K? Than includes vermin you put into nat'l office such as kerry, barney backdoor, lautenberg, corzine, etc. Hate you? That's when we're feeling hospitable. Mostly when I think of your kind it is to rue tourist season is closed to hunting.
@RuralRambo Nobody from AWAY hurt you bastards. Tell me how I hurt your state/people with a clean, registered, inspected, insured truck, following all MAine hunting regulations, respecting hunting lands, not leaving so much as a gum wrapper on the ground??? How did I hurt you, by not smoking, drinking, or drugging up there? How did I hurt you by myself, with a 48 year perfect driving record?? Tell me fucker, how I hurt you by spending money in your motels, and stores? You fucking idiot.
BOYCOTT THE CHILD-KILLERS OF MAINE!!! Go anyplace, except MAINE!!
MAINE...CHILD MURDERLAND!!!
MAINE...THE WAY LIFE SHOULD NEVER BE!!
hammer55292 10 hours ago
You MAINAHS killed little AYLA Reynolds. I've known for years you MAINTARDS were fuck-tards, now the world knows it. CHILD-KILLERS!! CHILD-KILLERS!! No tourist in their right mind will come up there with their kids!!!
hammer55292 1 day ago
People from away might find they have a better time in Maine if the remember one golden rule.
Leave your fuckin attitude in Portsmouth before you come over the bridge.
TheWeebeeone 1 week ago
This guy looks like a pedo, axe-murderer. Yeah, we really want to spend money up there, with freaks like him running around. Thanks, but no thanks.
hammer55292 2 weeks ago
@hammer55292 OH MY FUCKING GOD! IS this all you have to do with your life? YOU ARE SOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING! YOU AREN'T HURTING ANYONE AND YOU AREN'T PROVING JACK SHIT! SHUT THE HELL UP YOU WORTHLESS COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT! GOD ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE AMERICA A HATED COUNTRY! FOR YOU IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY DO US ALL A HUGE FAVOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Maine isn't going anywhere, DEAL WITH IT. IM SURE YOU WILL LIVE ANOTHER DAY SIR! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU FUCKING BOYCOTT MAINE BULLSHIT!!
arm1207 1 week ago
@arm1207 I'll show ya' a thunder cunt when I'm bangin' the shit out of your woman, and my ball-bag is slapping against her smelly gash!! How's that for a GUNT, you MAINTARD!! How big is your head? Is it an over-sized, mutated, fuck-tarded, MAINAH HEAD??? HA!HA! Your wife is 'gonna like the jammin' I'm gonna' give 'er!!
hammer55292 2 days ago
your a flatlander, and a pussy. lol my states better then yours.
shinkicker1992 3 weeks ago
@shinkicker1992 Your state is sucking canal water buddy. You and Louisiana are the only two states that have not recovered from the recession!! Your hospitals and colleges suck skidder grease.
hammer55292 3 weeks ago
hammer55292 is on every maine video its fuckng insane how pathetc he is
MrGodssonsatan 4 weeks ago
@MrGodssonsatan It's an indication of my rage against you fucking MAINAHS, but you're too stupid to see that.
hammer55292 3 weeks ago
If this guy isn't a pedophilic axe-murderer, I don't know who is!!
hammer55292 1 month ago
I'm pretty sure you're the arrogant nazi douche-type that this song is about, hammer. But please, I beg you, stay home and punish us Mainers. If your friends are anything like you, encourage them to do the same. There is only so much Maine to go around before it becomes the shithole you tourists are trying to escape when you come here, so it's actually better if we limit the parade up the pike each summer.
catempire86 1 month ago
@catempire86 HA!HA!H Yeah douche! Kiss my fat, hairy ass, you goat-fucker!! You want us out, I will do my best to keep them out, you asswipe. Guess what, TOURISM is the biggest industry of Maine!! You asshole, I hope you go broke. I don't think I'll keep too many away, them dumb bastards just don't realize how much you hate them. By the way I own a beautiful estate, and I could care less about your fuckin' coast, and woods. You can shove them up your asses for all I care.
hammer55292 1 month ago
@hammer55292 Looks like you don't care, that's why you spend your days flaming on facebook about it? lol, we're happy to keep 'em. I live here because your beautiful estate won't satisfy me. I'd rather take a paycut and have 2 million acres of woods out back and clean lakes devoid of arrogant pissants 9 months of the year. Like I said, Mainers aren't whores for cash like you flatlanders from away. Really gets under your skin we don't grovel at your rich ass when you come up, doesn't it?
catempire86 1 month ago
@catempire86 Oh I do care very much!! I hate your guts. I don't have to come up there, but I still hate your guts. Why don't all you MAINE bastards just go public with it, and tell the world you hate us tourists?? You hate us, but you still want our money, like a bunch of WHORES!! That's what you are, MONEY GRUBBING WHORES!!! Just have the balls to go public and tell the media outlets that tourists are not wanted. You won't do that you gutless bitch, will ya'??? Fuckin' WHORES OF MAINE!!!!
hammer55292 1 month ago
@hammer55292 Yeah, we'll write a letter to the Boston Globe, the collective Mainer. That's what everyone does these days, read the letters to the editor.
Fact is the tourist/Mainer relationship has been the subject of comedy for decades. Ever hear of Bert and I??
catempire86 1 month ago
@catempire86 It's no laughing matter to me. The last time I was in Maine, I wanted to smash a fucker's head in, while I was hunting. Fucking cock-sucker near Andover. Punk bastard said something that pissed me off. No good fucker looked like Charles Manson. I'm sure the bastard had done time. I wish somebody would put a round through his ugly face, the mother-fucker. You got a lot of real bastard people up there. You can hate me if you want, but you got a lot of punks up there.
hammer55292 1 month ago
@hammer55292 I wouldn't bother to hate you, you're just some self-important twat from away with a was who expects to use my home state as his personal playground and thinks the locals should bow down to his cash. Not worth hating. Sucks to be you. I wake up everyday in the woods. Life is great.
catempire86 1 month ago
@catempire86 You're all wrong. I just am very perceptive of people, and I can tell how a person is thinking. It's not just me, it's other people also that I know that had trouble up there. You can call me what you want, but it won't stop me from trying to get the word out on you bastards that fuck with us. I hope I break your economy, and you go on Federal assistance, you violent fucks.
hammer55292 1 month ago
When I get caught up in a few weeks, I'm gonna send a letter to the BOSTON GLOBE asking them to do an expose' on the hatred of tourists by MAINAHS. If they ever do it, you fuckers will be broke in no time. Then you can have all your fucking deer, rabbit, grouse, and trout, all to yourselves, you fucking crooks.
hammer55292 1 month ago
Hi trolls, you're stupider than a shithouse rat if you're offended by this video. This is a witty commentary on the tenuous relationship between traditional Maine industry and the tourism trade. It's also a tacit response to the arrogance of some visitors from away and their condescending attitudes to the "locals." At the end of the day it's great satire and rich with theme. So all you haters can piss up a rope.
catempire86 1 month ago
@catempire86 That's bullshit. I've been told from many other people that they had trouble up there. Combined with the problems I've had, it's evident that your state generally-speaking hates NON-RESIDENTS. If you scan some of the vids here, you will see it confirmed by comments made by MAINAHS, stating their hatred for tourists. I'll do my best
to spread the word on you tough bastards. I hope I cause you to lose some revenue, if only one dollar, you scums. You can not suck enough.
hammer55292 1 month ago
@catempire86 Then just go PUBLIC with it, you balless freaks!! Send a letter to the BOSTON GLOBE, and tell them you hate tourists, and don't want them coming up there. However, you fuckers let us come up there, spend our money, then harass us. Just make it public knowledge you don't want us up there, you scum Red-Necked freaks of nature.
hammer55292 1 month ago
You should post the lyrics to this. Some parts are hard to hear.
But nice guitar playin!
nfl49ergirl5 1 month ago
I love how people flight over the internet! Hahaha.. Just remember "arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, Even if you win your still retarded! and i will have to agree with the maker of this video.. I like how the tourists come up here and spend money, but it sure is nice when they go home.. Thats when i like to visit the beaches. Every other time of the year they are crowded with tourist from all over the place.. and @hammer55292 im sure your quite the woodsmen! Hahah
bharwood11b 1 month ago
@bharwood11b Why do you think I'm not a woodsman? Do you want a shooting contest,
or a woodcutting contest, ATV race, or snowmobile race?
hammer55292 1 month ago
I just looked it up, tourism is your biggest industry. 10 billion a year. I hope I can get people to stop coming up there, and you go broke, you rotten bastards.
hammer55292 1 month ago
Slight correction: I have found good places for hunting, sledding, but no, not as good as MAINE. I have already acknowledged in previous postings that the MAINE woods and coast are the best. That is why I hate you fucking steer-heads, you killed my hunting. I hope I can spread the word so TOURISTS WILL BOYCOTT MAINE!! I want to inflict pain on you financially, like you inflicted pain on me. It probably won't work, but I will at least try. You fucktard fuckers, steer-headed ugly bastards.
hammer55292 1 month ago
@hammer55292 . . Now I know why I recognize you: the Merriam-Webster folks used your portrait to illustrate the term "pitiful." Stop worrying those acne pustules, child & learn to speak the language. I'm not from Maine, I don't live there, but I surely sympathize with the natives who must deal such over-bearing clueless twits. Try visiting a library (the place where books are stored to benefit the public - Mommy can take you) & spend some time with a dictionary, 'K?
RuralRambo 1 month ago
@RuralRambo Do you want a tree-felling contest, Enos?? If one of my four Jonsereds won't kill you, I'll bring up a Stihl 880 Mag. How's that Petunia, will you do that, seeing as though you're afraid of a shoot-out??? How about weight-lift off??? Surely you can out-lift a gnarly 64 1/2 year old curmudgeon like me!! What will it take Buford, for me to stomp your guts into the slash piles off Rt. 26 in Oquossoc, amongst the snow-shoe rabbits that the fuckers of MAINE have deprived me of??? Well???
hammer55292 1 month ago
See, all you dumb-fucks are CONFIRMING just what I have been stating on all the MAINE sites, you REALLY do hate non-residents!! You fucking cunts, I was a former cop, I know people in 1-3 seconds!! I can tell what you're like by your body language, and your appearance. All it takes me is 1-3 seconds, and I can tell if you are a bastard. If you don't want us up there, have the balls to state it publicly. Don't be a fuckin' bunch of whores sucking our dicks for money, be honest!!
hammer55292 1 month ago
@hammer55292 We hate non-residents like YOU bud. People from any state are gunna hate someone that comes into their state and say such evil things about the people there. You're saying all these cruel things and you expect us to be the nicest people in the world. We're obviously gunna hate someone with a bad attitude about everything. God your so dumb and ignorant it's frustrating and annoying.
TheCalebray95 1 month ago
@TheCalebray95 I'm saying bad stuff because you all fucked with me for over 20 years!! I have at least 16 confirmed incidents where your rotten state-brothers gave me trouble. Why would I waste my goddamned time on here, if I wasn't enraged at you people? This takes a lot of my time, but I hate you all so much I do it. YOU HAVE ALL CONFIRMED PUBLICLY THAT YOU HATE NON-RESIDENTS!! Just what I have been saying all along, you people are bastards. I hope I get the word out, and you go broke!
hammer55292 1 month ago
@hammer55292 you seem way to immature to be a former cop..i dont know whos boot is up your ass but it needs to come out.
jcolcord5 3 weeks ago
@jcolcord5 Ha!Ha! Are you a MAINTARD!!! There ain't no boot up my ass, Cletus, but I'm 'gonna stick a financial boot up yer' asses!! You think you Bastarfarians are gettin' away with fuckin' with us, well you got another thing coming. I'll do my best to get the word out on you fuckers. With a little bit of luck THE BOSTON GLOBE will do an article on you pigs, and you'll starve to death. Go ahead, call us MASSHOLES, you fucking pigs!
hammer55292 3 weeks ago
@hammer55292 come on guy..Look, your being a pig with all your comments on here, and on every other video. I never said i'm from maine, but god your comments are way out of line and pointless to all. If you got that big of a problem wright the government or congressman. putting all this bull on youtube of all places is just asking for shit from everyone and their brother. Grow up. be mature. get a life.
jcolcord5 3 weeks ago
@jcolcord5 Well, there's a reason I'm doing this...anonymity. Because of my level of rage
against the Bastards of Maine, I can't go public with my name, for fear of retaliation. Sure, I've got guns, BFD when I'm asleep, or not home. So, therefore I have to use this medium to vent my rage. However, if the MAINTARDS know they have treated tourists with respect, then they nothing to worry about, I'm just one, old ranting nut-job. But, if they have been bastards, then they should worry.
hammer55292 3 weeks ago
@hammer55292 alright then, take your disrespect somewhere else. I don't give a rats ass whos disrespected you or whatever. Take it up with them. not the whole damn state. Be a little more grown up about this shit.
jcolcord5 3 weeks ago
@jcolcord5 Hey, like I just said, if MAINAHS know they have been good to the tourists, they have nothing to worry about. Conversely, if they have been mother-fuckin' bastards to us, then they should be afraid, very afraid!!
hammer55292 3 weeks ago
The comments on this video are just ridiculous. You're all acting like stereotypical Americans. That's not a good thing.
CoolGreenAppler 1 month ago
Wow you guys are fucking gay! lol Your obviously jealous of Maine or some shit. Get over yourselves. You wouldn't like it if we talked shit about whatever gay ass state your from. lol You think we're all poor and shit. (where ever that comes from??) "Maine BASTERDS?" lol k people chill out.
TheCalebray95 1 month ago
I was born + raised in the Great state of Maine , lived there until last year. I have lived in the southern Part + in the "County " as well . I love my home state but I understand why "people from away " are disliked so much. You come in yes you spend your money well and we love it but we hate the traffic jams on route one on the coast as much as we hate the coming of winter. You buy the land and want to change us to conform to you but please remember we are independent + we like it that way.
rzblueangel 1 month ago
all you maine hating mother fucking massholes maine is a great place to be and most mainahs can and will work rings around all you asshole most people from maine are nice its all you asshole come up here and piss us off one example i was hunting on my own land and a masshole tried to kick me off my own land and the asshole said the owner gave him permission which is bullshit cause nobody asked me so looks like its all you masshole that come up hear the piss us off ass holes
TheLogger1985 2 months ago
@TheLogger1985 Well, there's a big problem then between MAinahs, and out-of-staters, isn't there???? You just confirmed what I've been saying all along.....MAINAHS HATE NON-RESIDENTS!!! I don't know for sure the reason, all I know is that they hate people from AWAY!! All I can do is try to educate non-MAinahs to stay the fuck away from Maine, or they will have trouble there. Hopefully the word will get around and you will starve to death. I will gladly bury your ugly faces, and piss on you.
hammer55292 2 months ago
Fuckin' Ted Kaczyinski-lookin' axe murderer!!!!
hammer55292 2 months ago
@hammer55292 Where exactly do you live?! You must live in Maine considering you know an aweful lot about it....
jackspratt98 2 months ago
@hammer55292, fuck you you fucking dumb fucking ass nigger. The reason you make 30,000 a night is because your a fuckin drug dealing piece of scum you fucking bitch.
gavinmiller12 2 months ago
and by the fucking way, go fuck your self in the ass. wait till i find your IP and come and fucking kill you. Go fuck off dipshit.
gavinmiller12 2 months ago
@gavinmiller12 IP only tells you the general area, you fucking queer. Come on down, make it good, or you'll leave in a body bag, you fucking asshole MAINE BASTARD. I hope you all die this year you fuckers, I'll volunteer to bury your kids in a dirty landfill.
hammer55292 2 months ago
@hammer55292 Come say that to our face. I'm pretty sure you'll get popped with a hunting rifle, like every other smartass out of stater.
We don't give two shits if you hunt anywhere else. I encourage it. As for the stock market comment you made, yea the fuck right. And I don't need to chop wood to stay alive, because my oil furnace doesn't run on wood. And I've seen how you've trolled around on multiple Maine related videos for extensive periods, and that seems pretty loser-y to me.
twoxohxseven 2 months ago
@twoxohxseven Go fuck yourself, you dirty Maine bastard. You're a bunch of dirty pigs, violent bastards, filthy dopes. As for your lobsters. I go to the supermarket and they even boil them for me, you queeahs. Blueberries, oh yeah, that's a real big industry!!! LMAO!! I eat about one fuckin' pack of blueberries a year, you queeah. Wood industry is probably very poor because of the nationwide house-building slump. Now, what have you got, fucktards of MAINE!! Starve, white niggas, starve and die!!
hammer55292 2 months ago
@hammer55292 Where are you getting this idea that we're all starving and out of work and shit? There are other jobs OUTSIDE of the major exports industry. You realize that right?
twoxohxseven 2 months ago
@twoxohxseven I don't know what your economy is like. All I can do is pray that non-residents realize how much you REALLY hate them, and BOYCOTT your demon-infested state. I don't think it will happen, but I hope it does. I have BOYCOTTED MAINE for 6 years, and I don't want to give you one fuckin' dime. However, it kills me because I like the MAINE woods better than the other states. I hope you starve to death. It won't happen, but I can hope. I hope your kids starve to death. Rats of humanity.
hammer55292 2 months ago
@hammer55292 I don't think you realize that I don't hate out of staters in general, I hate out of staters like you.
twoxohxseven 2 months ago
@twoxohxseven MAINAHS, are a bunch of QUEEAHS.
hammer55292 2 months ago
@twoxohxseven I just googled the state of the economy in MAine. Short growing season, relatively poor soil, UNCOMPETITIVE TECHNOLOGICAL BASE, reliance on GAMBLING casinos for economic growth. See, just what I told you fuckers, you're a bunch of dopes. All your economy is based on sucking off the land. You have no great schoools, no great universities, no great hospitals. See, you're a bunch of fuck-tards. Tough, fighting, violent, rude, crude motherfuckin' assholes. Starve and die, fuckers.
hammer55292 2 months ago
@hammer55292 I'm a 17 year old girl who lives in Northern Maine, I can't even believe you just said that. Maine, as a STATE doesn't give a shit about school, TRUE MAINE KIDS, are raised to be strong hard working adults that can cook, work, and hunt. So, while you can be sitting by your computor talking shit about MAINERS, all of us are haulin' wood for the winter and pickin' potatoes to feed our families. It's a Maine thing..... you wouldn't understand....
jackspratt98 2 months ago
@jackspratt98 Well sweetheart, as usual you MAINAHS are wrong again, you ignorant pigs!! I have lived on a farm all my life. You will probably never work half as hard as I have. I still work like an animal, cutting wood. I'll take my Jonsered 2186 and go against any one of you MAINE bastards, any time you want. If my 2186 won't do, I'll get a Stihl 880 MAgnum, whatever it takes to kill you MAINAHS. See, you never investigate, you just fight. You're all a bunch of punk bastards. You proved it !!
hammer55292 2 months ago
@jackspratt98 go to florida or anywhere in the union and say the same thing
cassiejaneproctor 2 months ago
@hammer55292 Dude, you soo fucking annoying! Your searching all these fucking vids about Maine for whatever fucking reason if you hate the state so much. And you have no reason to even hate Maine. You Basterd! BASTERD! That's your favorite fucking word lol. Let shit go. I BOYCOTT your damn state. YOU sound like more of an asshole than a Mainer. And we do have things here. Bates College, Bowdoin College, Colby College, University of Maine, Maine Medical Center. (All which get national recogniton)
TheCalebray95 1 month ago
@TheCalebray95 At LEAST 16 incidents over a period of about 25 years. Yes, I really hate you people. You have killed my life. I am a hunter! No, not some guy who gets a shot gun, walks along a trail, or rides the road, and shoots a partridge. No, I am a human predator of the forest!! I crawl along the forest, under trees, through streams, through brush, anything it takes to get my rabbits, and grouse. You BASTERDS have killed my life!! I live for hunting, I must hunt to live. Die, you BASTERDS!!
hammer55292 1 month ago
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@hammer55292, fuck off you little faggot city boy. go suck a cock you fucking hoe.
gavinmiller12 2 months ago
Typical tough, crude, rotten, dangerous Mainer. Hey, guess what asshole......I don't need to hunt up there!!! There are plenty of good states to hunt in, that will get all my money. Meanwhile, you'll be chopping wood to stay alive, you'll be so broke. Some nights I make over $30,000.00 on the stock market, you fucking bum. So, who's the loser now assholes of MAINE !!!!!
hammer55292 3 months ago
@hammer55292 . . Turn off the computer (does your Mommy even know you are using it?) and have Mommy give you your meds, tool. Those who can make $300K in an evening do not troll YouTube - nor do they write in the style of the semi-illiterate. Hey, if it were up to me, we'd evacuate the conservatives from the coast and then carpet the area with ricin from Jonesport to Miami.
RuralRambo 1 month ago
@RuralRambo I never said 300K in one evening, you fucktard, I said 30k, go back and re-read it, you fuckin' MAINE steer-headed fucktard. Sit up there and wallow in your retarded, religious, conservative misery, you stupid pig. Sooner or later we will overwhelm you, and buy your land. That's what I'm 'gonna do, I'm 'gonna buy a big lot in MAINE, and POST THE SHIT out of it, and when you fucktards trespass I'll have legal justification to get you. If you got a gun, then we'll have a shoot-out.
hammer55292 1 month ago
@hammer55292 What state r u even from?
FiRsTxPROsPer 3 months ago
must have been somailian sight seeing
dannywoodheadfan2011 4 months ago
if your visiting maine, why would you go to the lewiston/auburn area?
dannywoodheadfan2011 4 months ago
Not bad but the vocal clarity sucked thru most of the song . Funny that he bothered to tote the saw out but didn't top off the fuel OR the bar oiler .....couldn't have been cutting tooo far off ... And , yes , I know this was staged but , still ... Oh well , I guess someone from Away wouldn't know the difference anyhow ... We , from the North Woods of Maine need to post vids with French or Scotch Irish accents to counter this MISperception that All Mainers have a downeast accent
1959hogryder 7 months ago
if it's tourist season....why can't we shoot 'em???
maineiactrucker 1 year ago
We feel the same way about tourist down here in Arkansas! (btw...I'd love to visit Maine!) LOL
MountainGyspy 1 year ago
bet your a fat pig too jerlapig lol
ssss350 1 year ago
dont be a qeeaah drink cold beeaahh for breakfast lunch and dinnah
FishHVNTeatCVNT 1 year ago
stay the fuck away if u ant from maine u guys slow us down
redneck8784 1 year ago
stay away from auburn maine cpl bouchard stoped me impounded my car for a mimor traffic violation then put my life in danger. tourist beware the cops are crooks up there
ssss350 1 year ago
@ssss350 Hubby is a cop in auburn...hahahha..glad we could take your money! Now don't come back!!
JeriLaFlamme 1 year ago
@JeriLaFlamme Hope you starve to death, and your kids die, you pig. I bet you're a fat pig, with wicked ASS ODOR!! Does your ass smell, tell us?? You cellulite hog-belly! I've stayed away for years, you scums. I'm a hunter, you bastards!! I'm a killer of grouse and rabbits, and deer, everything!!! I kill every legal thing I can, you bastards. I've been hunting for 54+ years, you bastards, and you've ruined EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY TRIPS UP THERE. DIE, YOU SCUMS, DIE!!!
hammer55292 3 months ago
@hammer55292 all i read was Ass Odor, and i loled
st335533 3 months ago
@hammer55292 . . My, my, a hunter for 54 years who writes like a ten year old floater. Imagine that. But then, tying shoes for themselves is PhD performance for a prog.
And thweetie, I doubt you have either the strength or the intelligence to use more than a rock to 'hunt.'
RuralRambo 1 month ago
@RuralRambo Well, well, well, what have we got here? A Mr. Glib, spouting off for the MAINE FUCKTARD ASSOCIATION!!! Well, smart-ass what you have just done is PUBLICLY CONFIRM just what I have been saying for years.....that you MAINE fuckbastards REALLY do hate NON-RESIDENTS!! You don't have to keep me out, I've stayed out for 6 years, and will stay out for another 30 if I have to. Fuck you and your coast, and woods, I found other places just as good, actually better.
hammer55292 1 month ago
@RuralRambo Want to try and see how I can use a gun, Lance?? Set it up, you against me. Handgun, shotgun, or rifle. Any one you want, or all three. Where are you located? I'll meet you half-way at a range, let's see how tough you are Mr. Glib. You JEALOUS fuckers, that's all you are, JEALOUS bastards of MAINE. Nobody from down below hurt you people, you're lying bastards. The people that come up there come with stupid lawn chairs and their kids, how did they hurt you fuckers???? You lying fucks.
hammer55292 1 month ago
@ssss350 They HATE non-residents!! They are the biggest mother-fuckers in the northeast. I hate MAINERS!! Good state for the coastline/hunting/fishing, but the PEOPLE suck!! Vicious, rude, crude, violent, ugly bastards. Mother-fuckers want our money, like whores, but they hate us. The word has to get out to BOYCOTT MAINE!!! I have boycotted them for years. They will die in poverty sooner or later if we stay away. Them and their ugly kids need to die, the scumfucks.
hammer55292 3 months ago
@hammer55292 Dude your a fucking idiot, you can't describe us all that way. I live in Maine and I for one love tourists because it makes me feel good someone would want to visit my state. In fact I like watch for car plates to see if there is any people from far away states that wanted to come to Maine... so FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
Spikes1200 3 months ago
@Spikes1200 HA!HA!HA! Shut up you Somalian lover!! Go kiss a Somalian, then lick their ass!! LMAO!! See, you just proved what assholes you really are!! Hey, not ALL of you suck, just MOST!!!! Fuckers have ruined ALL my hunting trips. I'm a great hunter, killer of all that I see, and you've ruined it for me. Die, you slugs die!! I'll gladly bury all of you if you die. I'll volunteer my time to bury you all in a swamp someplace. Scums of the earth. I'll get the last laugh, when you're all broke!!
hammer55292 3 months ago
@hammer55292 . . When I see comments like yours, I realize my lifelong effort to cause flatlanders to have bad days here has not been in vain. Stay in Massholia, Joisey - whatever vile sewage pond you call home & leave us real Americans alone, 'K? Than includes vermin you put into nat'l office such as kerry, barney backdoor, lautenberg, corzine, etc. Hate you? That's when we're feeling hospitable. Mostly when I think of your kind it is to rue tourist season is closed to hunting.
RuralRambo 1 month ago
@RuralRambo Nobody from AWAY hurt you bastards. Tell me how I hurt your state/people with a clean, registered, inspected, insured truck, following all MAine hunting regulations, respecting hunting lands, not leaving so much as a gum wrapper on the ground??? How did I hurt you, by not smoking, drinking, or drugging up there? How did I hurt you by myself, with a 48 year perfect driving record?? Tell me fucker, how I hurt you by spending money in your motels, and stores? You fucking idiot.
hammer55292 1 month ago
Do you want their cash, or do you want them never to come back?
Can't have it both ways, can ya?
Thelookoutslookout 1 year ago
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mainethingstodo 1 year ago
love it !!
kaseycook03 1 year ago
wicked friggen bummah
slimzt58 2 years ago
Thats pretty funny! And True!
Reccodog 2 years ago
what are the lyrics?
I'm sure it's funny, but a real mainer can't heayah that shit. too much shotgunnin, and chainsawerin to hear much these days...
thedude3714 3 years ago
has potential! can't hardly hear your voice over the guitar though.
Love the BEEAH for dinnah!!!
genetravisb 3 years ago