Telescopes Are Gay

[NeuronicPlague]

Or could an argument be made that telescopes, being mono-gendered, are homosexual by necessity?

[NeuronicPlague]

This makes no sense at all. Telescopes have no sex characteristics, so they cannot have gender-based sexual preference with regards to their own species. The premise of this song fails on a very fundamental level.

That being said, I suppose it makes some sense from an anthropocentric point of view, in that telescopes when mature are somewhat phallic in shape. From this perspective, any dualotelescopic attraction could be perceived as 'gay' in essence.

[CheesyRhino]

If we could show anything to the Aliens to define our culture, this would be it.

[emptycookiejar1]

You guys have no idea how to handle a joke, do you? Essentially this is just a guy farting around with his new toys and nothing else. He could have called anything else gay and it wouldn't have mattered.

[DEATHPUNCH90]

Obviously everyone hating this video has no idea of the genius this man possesses, try listening to some good music perhapse?

[scdarknight]

Telescopes allow the ordinary person to determine what is and what is not. Quit frankly I don't know why I am responding to this video. Perhaps you will come to understand and realize something bigger and better than you if you were actually willing to try.

[Jules7892]

AGAIN ,TELESCOPES ARE FOR ASTRONOMY. This Video/Audio Upload is INSANE. ALL TELESCOPES ARE FOR ASTRONOMY. I NEVER Saw such STUPIDITY LITERAL on YouTube.com, this Video/Audio wins the AWARD for "STUPID-IDIOTS Award of the YEARS"!!!!

[Jules7892]

THIS THE SUPIDIST-IGNORAMUS-IDIOTS Video/Audio I have EVER seen on YouTube.com!!!!TELESCOPES ARE FOR ASTRONOMY and have NOTHING TO Do with Gays STUDITIES,JUST-INSANE!! TELESCOPES are for ASTRONOMY and NOTHING Else!! STUPID Video/Audio Upload!!!!

[patrickvideos11]

this is the shit

[MegaRedman09]

0:56 - 1:16 = heavy multitracking

[m4n52k10]

faggot

[macadoolahicky]

I like telescopes xP

[otakujhp]

Telescopes are the homosex? Well how else am I supposed to unlock the secrets of Uranus?

[TheRiverDragon01]

Rob Halford @0:49 XD

[damnbacon88]

From the same musical genius who brought us Strapping Young Land and Deconstruction comes his latest masterpiece...

[monkeyboy4746]

Microscopes are gay, they take something that you normally take no notice of and make it bigger and Bigger and BIGGER until you regret that you looked at all.

[Topherfur]

i find this hard to masturbate too

[ciber101010101]

your gay...

[Meman136]

telescopes are gay because all they do is look at balls

[DarkChaos451]

um... are they trying to say telescopes are gay???

[ajpieman1]

is this Devin Townsend??

[lahbl]

@ajpieman1 Yes.

[amusingisthedawn]

my telescope is uncircumcised and full of galactic smegma

[mummymetaller]

... Th'fuck...???... Man; this is the kind of stuff that goes through my head when I fade out from listening to people speak bollocks XD

[Razzics]

space is gay

[markdevisser1987]

Is it ok to use microscopes ?????

[Arglactable]

I can't believe this wasn't on Ki!

[Rippingfun]

During the show on March 16 at Tivoli in Utrecht.

You told the audience that 75% of us were gay.

So you're saying that 75% of us are telescopes? XD

[MeepullStewray]

21 straight telescopes

[atombebi]

MISS THE MEATBALL... I know....it's sad but that video shows two big meatballs...youtube didn't like it :S

[br00k39]

Sounds like a 'Residents' song

[themodernguitarist]

I SAW ROB HALFORD!!!

[skallorulez]

does somebody know that this song was made by devin townsend?

[luke0286]

@skallorulez The fact that he uploaded it hints at that, yes. Also the fact that he is in the video.

[defector1968]

@skallorulez is the same beat as a SNAP's song of 1090

[greatergreen]

You can sometimes try too hard to be funny...

[RandomJackOfDoom]

@greatergreen Luckily, this isn't one of those times.

[lahbl]

Are binoculars gay as well?

[monkeyboy4746]

@lahbl Binoculars are double gay, two telescopes in close embrace, pivoting, hooked together with grease in the middle.

[lahbl]

@monkeyboy4746 I guess it would kinda be like touching dicks with another guy.

[LessthanJake14]

Try doing the drum beat and singing to this. It is DAMN hard.

[HodeciJogurt]

Me and my friend are having a concert in February next year, and I wonder, if we can cover this song? I think it would be a great encore

[ArtofRi0t]

Mwa ha haa!! Go ahead, stick your eye up to the telescope. >:B

[LewisTaylorRules08]

What the fuck just happened.

[hatooli]

I only gay for devin.

[MultiHogleg]

Where did meatball go?

[wosko]

LMAO Jam cam

[GenKraid]

Hey! I saw that! I'm telling Rob Halford! Lol!

[IdahoJockDoc]

@GenKraid Yup -- Halford at :50 lol

[MRsarullo]

Ur face is gay

[phantomdoodler]

this was my favourite track on Terria

[jsb779]

Cookie Monster at 0:31 - Facking brilliant!

[TVisHELL]

@jsb779

haha! Didn't see that... love it

[Feelduz]

Why is this video so god damn awesome?

[Erithlon]

This is now my favorite song by you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[St4rzZ]

dev man you totally should record an entire album full of nothing but this kinda stuff lol. just be simple, creative and funny lol. id TOTALLY fuckin buy it man... lol

[GeneralShitt]

What about microscopes ?

[schwarg]

haha, damn that guy at the end sounds like the tall latte guy from ziltoid

[thelema3131]

@schwarg

really?

[schwarg]

Not certain but I think it's Brian Waddell, the bass player from DTP

[thelema3131]

yea thats gotta be the same dude.

this video is obsurd regardless. lol.

[Link10893]

Andromeda is pretty gay too.

[olives639]

Why weren't we shown this video in astronomy class? I mean, we even looked through a telescope at the sun. I had to write a brief report on what I saw. This information would have been crucial to my analysis.

[MattTele89]

pic of Rob Halford!! HAHA!

[Naproxenum]

another NWO secret was revieled!

[DiscordantAbsolution]

my eyes have been opened

[AlienEarth88]

now i know!!!

and what about microscopes??

[ArkanRow]

Nothing has been stated about the sexual activity of microscopes.

[macewindex]

They're just a little gay.

[AlienEarth88]

ok then..i'll find somthing 'bout them and i think it takes all life

[MaxTKaron]

AAAHAHAHA

[leetos]

I have the Hulk hands if you wanna borrow them Devie.

[leetos]

I thought Halford was you the first couple of times I watched it. Hahaha.

[MadMax052]

ok buddy. at 0:34 that's not even a telescope

[Muftobration]

It's a microwave telescope.

[xero1xr]

You are a musical genius and you write Telescopes Are Gay. fucking awesome this better be on an album

[mushrmhd6661]

hah kinda sounds like Bam Margera alittle.

[metalheadanonymous]

lol Halford is gay

[TheImmortalDimebag]

Im so confused

[snarphunter]

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

[c9chord]

Jupiter is pretty gay as well. Get a gay telescope and look at it.

[Cokeylata]

@c9chord Take that back, Jupiter is a fucking badass.

[IbanezDemon]

lolllooolooolol hilarious

[hammerftw]

What a strange way to start a Saturday... :S

[jorninorion]

1 week later, same situation.

[lisag42606]

Telesscopes Are gay! they sure love looking at Ur Anus!

[AnalDan]

HALFORD!!!!!!!!!

[ElJucifer]

i have a gay friend who enjoys telescopes, so this really works for me.

i really like the really high voice jus saying "telescopes!"

[kiljuman]

Astronomers are gay

[Megawatt]

Good god, he has to pick on telescopes, of all things! If this song is stuck in my head later today, I just might be jumping from the balcony.

[scarz87]

Masterpiece.

[pollywobbel]

...how bout binoculors?

[someguy827]

They're bisexual lol

[croz64death]

Up until now i was starting to really like telescopes, but now i've seen the light!!!! thank you dev! . . . i hope you get some councilling for your balls.

[TheNoonster]

Just when I thought i'd seen it all...

Quite the perplexing observation.

[magister39]

0:50 was hilarious! :D

[poopynuggeteer]

Nothing! ...one of my balls is gay...the other is straight as hell and homophobic, so they often hurt.

[PY665]

lolz

[AmpluexCompressa]

I feel like that would lead to frequent testicular torsion. Not a good scene.

[o0DarkMatter0o]

@poopynuggeteer That's why they're uneven. Science.

Telescopes are awesome, by the way. They're rocket ships for your eyes.

[Jaremaing14]

@o0DarkMatter0o

Telescopes are...awesome? No, sir, telescopes are not awesome. They are gay. Have you heard this beautiful song?

[123hero321]

@poopynuggeteer Dev, has anyone ever told you how much of a fucking legend you are? Periscopes are also gay by the way.

[Dextear]

And what's wrong with gays? ;)

[MrPaska]

They like telescopes!

[tempest63132]

HAHAHA. Simply the best comment on here was natge01's..."come to think of it..." man was that underplayed and freakin hysterical!! NICE!

[phantomdoodler]

rob halford

[yohoahoyhum]

What's gayer than the milky way?

[Jaymz515]

What the fuck just happened.

[shippinsteeldeluxe]

they dont call them star GAYzers for nuffin

SHIPPING STEEL!!!!!!

[doomsdayreaper19]

hahahahahahahahahaha oh man rob halford that had me laughing for like a good ten minutes lol.

and yeah... fuck telescopes. damn phallyic symbols corrupting the youth of today.

[natge01]

come to think of it.....

[SirPookies]

All of the musical genius coming from years upon years of mastering the guitar, creating his own unique style of play, amazing millions worldwide, shaking the very foundation of heavy metal, and being reborn in critically acclaimed solo and concept albums, Devin Townsend has officially gone apedick crazy.

[jad35]

dev this video is ridiculous. awesome.

[GravityEyelids]

I have a telescope. Am I..........gay?

o_O

[ArkanRow]

No, you're not (necessarily) gay. Telescopes are gay, no one here said that owner's of telescopes are gay.

[shadowsfall736]

this is the greatest song since....ever

[XxAcousticSamuraixX]

lol

[ZeeKat]

Is this RVP behind this big, stiff, manly telescope?