The Apprentice Meets Dragon's Den - BBC Children in Need 2011

[entrepreneurkat]

SO FUNNY!

[thatsgorg]

Never seen this before, it's amazing :D

[Jackwpreece1999]

I've watched this like 9million times and still keep cryn with laughter every time I see it

[16nwb1]

LMFAO!!!

[StephenFiorentini]

what about you braveheart?

[ssssroryssss]

"what about you braveheart?" hehehe

[tendawow]

1.23 " grow up love"

[TheEmptyPotato]

@CookieNightmares Skyrim doesn't have prestige for one, and nobody cries about it, you've obviously forgoten what an 'individual' is, it means everyone is different, i personally play games to enjoy them and to get a good story from them, not to whine when my striker misses an imaginary goal, and also, faggot-like? you homophobic prick.

[CookieNightmares]

@TheEmptyPotato Sorry mate it was heat of the moment shit. I think fighting on the internet is petty so lets call it quits dude :)

[turb28]

Little trip at 0:28?

[Badalchand1989]

Alan Sugar is the best actor throughout by far, followed by Duncan and closely Hilary, expected more from Theo because he started out as a pauper, gift of the gab and what not. Deborah.... Wow... She's probably the only female entrepreneur that I'd fuck. That's all she has going for her. And Peter, you really let me down son.

[Jexington80]

LOL! Alan's acting is the best, fair play to him, the best line is from Alan at 1:21 "Ah, grow up, luv!" CLASS!!!!

[2467deadman]

Can we get back on topic please?

Best line = Wow! Black cloth? I like it, I'm in. lol. Simple but genius reply.

And did you notice at 3.30 that Alan's ring tone was the theme tune to The Apprentice.

[CookieNightmares]

lololol!

[LukeJesu]

Sugar can act!

[blazing67ful]

Lol Lord sugar... what a beast lol

[mangoangel82]

" listen sunshine, i've got no intention of my childrens inheritence, of a teddy bear, with a sim card stuk up his a*** LOLZ !!!!

[xsilentninjaz]

oy evan you can shut it n all

[Josh55715]

its funny cos alans probably got more money then all of them altogether :)

[rakib567]

@Josh55715 he does

[rigs345]

'Shut it Lofty'

[CaptainMeowz]

The Dragons aren't very good actors...

[cherryblossom9148]

amsbear! :P

[supervixen6]

Bad script, bad acting, bad idea. Unfunny durge...

[m4yh3m121]

Hilary Devey for the love of god your coat hanger is stil inside your jacket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[ps3liam]

9 people got fired by alan sugar

[TheGeneraltoby]

@ps3liam actually 10

[ps3liam]

@TheGeneraltoby it was 9 when i writ it



[SKATERshauna]

She payed £5.00 for a peice of fluff, and yet, shes suppost to be the millionare??

[natibsy]

Alan sugar should be an actor!!!!! He was brilliant!!!

[joewbrown96]

Well Peter, I thought your acting was a bit out of sorts.

[sunshineboosh36]

Lord sugar should be an actor...reminds me of keith Allen in Robin Hood

[helenaustinfan]

I bet there compliment slips from your previous failed buisnesses. PMSL!!

[ChelseaAllTheWay13]

Well done Beeb. Someone upstairs got this one right. Very very funny.

[Torchwood001]

Love it when you see them trying not laugh.

[AwsomeFan2010]

It's Hillary

[AwsomeFan2010]

LOL SHUT IT LEO

[barneyarmy9]

thought Lord Sugar was brilliant and funny. His one liners were great slagging each of the dragons. Loved the whole sketch. Pity the dragons could not act as well as Alan but well done to everyone for giving up their time to contribute to CIN 2011

[GanzZulu]

what about you braveheart? LOL!!

[Raviel7901]

Press 9 : Lady over there sold, Press 7: ME!! So what have you got to say for yourself? *Looks at duncan* XD

[mixedguy772]

funny as

[kinkyplunk]

braveheart. lol!

[Kaatiieexxx]

JAMES lol love it :) x where can I get an amsbear? : x

[Kaatiieexxx]

JAMES lol love it :) x

[whitechocolate406]

so funny brill

[florajaynecamacho90]

how can people dislike this when it is for a great cause!

[psndarkbunny2]

Its not funny at all

[opTreadstone]

@psndarkbunny2 well a loss for you then!

[toxicgamer95]

'Grow up love, last time I had a den I was nine years old.' OMG I JUST DID A RICKY GERVAIS LAUGH AND FELL OFF MY CHAIR!!!!!

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

I bet Alan plays Skyrim - effortlessly slaying 5 dragons, unarmed, in under 6 minutes?!

Man's clearly a Dovahkiin.

[CookieNightmares]

@ChainsawGutsFuck wow skyrim sounds really gay

so thats wt u xbox losers love

dragons and knights .. GAYGAYGAY

play real games like fifa or gta or boxing

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

@CookieNightmares That's right, I want to be a prissy football princess calling foul when a guy taps my shin.

Actually no I want to shoot civilians and steal cars and generally be an aggressive, psychotic cunt.

Wait... Boxing? You think two big, sweaty men periodically hugging and dribbling on each other is LESS gay than killing a 20 foot beast with a claymore clad in heavy armour?

I don't even have an Xbox, I play on the PC. Sucks to be you right now I guess! T3T

[CookieNightmares]

@ChainsawGutsFuck PC.. EVEN WORSE. SHOWS U CANT AFFORD A XBOX/PS3!!

u know the stereotype for those dragon slaying gamers?

fat fucking losers who wear glasses and stay at home 24/7

think they are cool

obsessed with hacking

long shit hair

& braces

thats y they get taken the piss out of on tv

p.s. anyone who thinks footballs crap is gay

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

@CookieNightmares I hope you're trolling badly.... my PC cost the same as if I bought a PS3 and Xbox 360 twice over. :P

I'm not fat and have 20/20 vision.

I go to the gym.

I don't think i'm cool.

I can't send multiple emails to save my life, you can forget hacking.

Short hair.

Braces 10 years ago when I was 14.

I've never been on TV.

I think football is crap, but that's my opinion.

Are you going anywhere with this or do you have to get back to sucking your mum's tits for benefits?

[SkillzTom]

@CookieNightmares You need to learn to spell you thick fuck, go to school.

[CookieNightmares]

@SkillzTom oh like your mother? the ugly chav

[SkillzTom]

@CookieNightmares Nice insult, how original, organised a school to go to yet?

[CookieNightmares]

@SkillzTom lets call it quits mate.

[TheEmptyPotato]

@CookieNightmares You complete arse if YOU could afford a laptop you'd have seen the price at least the lowest spec. gaming laptops and really, your thinking od D&D or WoW gamers and it's only a small odd minority who are like that, why don 't you play Skyrim before you go blabbing your fanboy footballers mouth off about it you homophobic prick.

[TheEmptyPotato]

@CookieNightmares And anyone who thinks football is crap would have good reason to, since it's a multi-billion pound industry based on a bunch of pansies who cry everytime they throw themselves to the floor like a stupid spoilt toddler, and a bunch of old monotonic guys talking about how much the toddlers ran around before the ball even reached the net. And somehow these dumbfucks became our nations rolemodels.

[MyPs3gamer]

@CookieNightmares I'm not gay because I don't like football, i'm gay because I love cock!

[CookieNightmares]

@MyPs3gamer ok forget this silly fight dude. im sorry mate.

[Phoenixmedianetwork]

Sorry i mean Peter Jones not duncan

[Phoenixmedianetwork]

i love the look theo gives duncan at 2:55 as if 2 say r u sure

[Raii4eva]

"I never laugh, James."

[boytechnichian]

Peter will probably say he has experience in this sector

Peter: "I have experience in.this sector".... Ha ha ha!

[griffik1]

debs is the only one that can act

[glover151]

Alan Sugar, Loveable Grump.

[SeantheFipper]

Lord Sugar acted so well in this but the Dragons were just cringey. Wish someone actually genuinely did that on Dragons Den though haha "wipe those gormless looks of your faces....and get your cheque books out"

[AdriansPunk]

Mr Paphitis gives his fee to a very good fund from BBC Dragons den... that'll do for me Mr P.

[RaeganSealy]

I can't believe he's calling Hilary "James" haha!

[20multidon]

Haha funny video

[BEPea1]

haha this is so funny!! alan sugar is too cool, I love the analogies he uses! :)

[reeceimplodes]

hillarys a witch

[Smileytrev]

Alan wins.

[miffa2k8]

when he calls hilary, james, tears hahah

[NaomiRuthParry]

"grow up love. last time i had a den i was 9 years old!" :L

[scuzznightrunner]

¡oh grow up love last time i had a den i was 9 years old! LMAO!!!!!

[murrence]

this is actually awful

[Raviel7901]

Alan sugar is hilarious " Wipe those gormless looks off your face" The fact he says face and not faces is hilarious in my opinion XD

[shanpink14]

Alna Sugar i love you, funniest man alive, he was probably the only one that could actually act on that.

[UnicornAteMyMusic]

"I never laugh James"

[xxemmaldxx]

LOOOOOL CANNOT TAKE ALAN SUGAR SERIOUSLY ANYMORE

[osiris292]

brilliant and Sugar acts like he's auditioning for the next guy ritchie movie! love it!

what about you braveheart? lol!!!

[charliesmakinme]

Acting wise Lord Sugar was fantastic in that....

The rest were.... Ohh *grinds teeth* : /

[JAMamation]

''what about you braveheart''? haha :)

[TheGurpeer]

Alan Sugar DEFO has swagger! :DD

[richardfreestone]

@ The haters, i've not said that they have that in their bank. BUT they have far more than the average person that donate! Read previous comments before trolling other people's comments!

[xsilentninjaz]

oi evan you can shut it n all

lol

[CameronSmithM]

What millionaire goes to the garage to buy a present...cheapskate if you ask me.

[novaboi24]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[2muchbhp]

Brave heart lol oi James ! Only sugar could drop it like a bomb

[Spirirtstallion100]

ames bear

THATS PUDSY

no ames bear!

PUDSY!

ames bear

[estewart98]

Peter Jones has got to be the worst actor ever haha

[lexiloom]

Ame's Bear. NO PUDZI!

[MrBadcritic]

NARRATOR: hes probobly going to say he has a lot of experiance in this sector

DRAGON: do you know i have a lot of experiance in this sector

priceless'D

[Pineapplex1990x]

LOL

this was so funny 'i can't understand a word ur saying!'. alans so funny

[CheeseDemon]

That was intense. :D

[estebanrey]

@richardfreestone you are confusing what someone is 'worth' with what someone 'has'. They don't have those amounts in their banks, it's what all their assets are worth if they were to sell them.

[puffleyellowpuffle]

I've never watched that show so is that real I mean seriously he powned them

[kingjames1101]

sugars "acting" is piss poor

[richardfreestone]

@goingnowhere92 I'm not saying that they haven't in the past, but atleast make it public, it's ridiculous how these so called celebrities(not just the guys in the video) probably earn more than the majority that watch CIN, and they're TELLING us to donate.... after every sketch or every show, there should be some sort of cheque shown.

[thetechmaned]

Well done to all involved and yes it stats in the BBC Policy's that for every

Recorded or live show everyone on it MUST be payed even if they then donate it to a charity even if it is a charity show!

[daviddubya1]

LOL james

[richardfreestone]

@mikegraham8

I think you're having a 'girrafe' mate, i've worked for everything in my life, I came out with school with nothing, started work, and at the age of 21, I am way on my way to making a succesfull career in IT.

You say that, what makes me think they have to donate, well for a start off, why do the show anyway? Publicity strings to mind.

[richardfreestone]

@TheFigrol We don't know for sure if they do give anything, of course, they probably do this thing for free, but with the networth(yes as previously stated, I know that's not how much disposable income they have, but they sure as hell have a lot more disposable income than the most of us.

A Cheque to Terry on air would surffice. Even Terry get's paid for doing this, it's a charity, it's charity work. In 2005 he got £9,000 that's just short of what some people get a year. :/

[richardfreestone]

@richbayly Well done for missing the total point of my post, idiot, I respect 'Lord' Alan Sugar, with what he did with Amstrad. And for you calling me a bum, pfft, dude you don't even know me, I work in IT, I make a great income for myself, and I have worked ever since I left school, without going to Uni, just by doing courses off my own back.

Now GTFO, and STFU.

[mushroomshrub]

@richardfreestone

100% agreed. I find it sick that they can all come on and tell us to donate money by doing a little comedy skit that costs them nothing. If they really wanted to support the cause they would go up to Terry Wogan and hand him a cheque for at least a million. THAT would encourage me to donate more.

[richardfreestone]

To all the haters of my previous comment:-

A) I know what they have isn't as much as their networth, however they probably have a million pounds at their disposal.

B) we don't know for a fact if they do donate, its never mentioned. A cheque from them to Terry Wogan would be better, and to be fair it's also publicity :-/

[WillandTony]

hahaah, this is the best thing ever! 2:46 :D

[owenopoliss]

Alan Sugar can sort of act... or he's just walked in and no one told him it was fake.

[imaginaryteaparty]

"You can't just put AMS in front of things and pretend you've thought them up". No truer words spoken.

Sugar, you're an Amshole.

[Krentzifier]

This is awful.

[paddy1198]

Amsbear! That's Pudsey! No Amsbear! Pudsy! Amsbear! Amschair!

[clubpenguinsecrets1]

lol

[NinaHoney3]

Lord Sugar is so funny :)

[mikegraham8]

@richardfreestone Because they shouldn't be required to. Who are you to think that just because someone has money they be required to donate or give it away? That's a pathetic thought and probably indicates that you have never worked for anything in your life.

[NiamhyyBeanss]

Shut it Theo!

[PorcupinePileup325]

Peter jones is probably going to say he has experience in this sector HAHAHAHA

[paul54734]

You havnt even got matching chairs, where did you get this lot from a fire sale from staples

and Oi even you can shut it in all

Love alan sugar :)

[Nintendo3DSdude1]

Theo: Listen sunshine, I've got no intention of investing my children's inheritance in a Teddy Bear that's got a SIM card shoved up it's---

Alan: I don't need investment son.

[CobEtCurtain]

Duncan is hilarious :D

[Glitterglamstar]

OMG I LAUGHED ALL THE WAY THROUGH THIS!

[02MARTIA]

This is so badly acted and written

[LoverGirl12389]

Alan: Presenting, AMSBEAR!

Theo: Thats Pudsey!

Alan: No, AMSBEAR!

Duncan: PUDSEY!

Alan: AMSBEAR!

Deborah: Can't just put 'AMS' infront of things and pretend you've thought them up. Oh look, I'm Sitting in an AMSChair

Alan: No No No No No, AMSbear is the first fully intergrated wireless communication bear in the market. It's got the lot: GPS, G4, G3, Satelite Communication

Hilary: You're having a laugh

Alan: I never laugh James

I haven't laughed this much in ages!

[MystrickTwo]

i never laugh james :D CLASSIC

[MystrickTwo]

LEGEND :D ahahahahah

[RupertGHeap]

the acting is sooooo badd! love it

[Intiom]

"Shut it Theo."

xD

[jedimoment]

LOL!!!!

[joeainscough]

It's a good idea, just such bad acting that it's painful to watch.

[JimmyMacJones]

@joeainscough Yep. Though Alan did alright I thought.

[SeantheFipper]

" Four flights of bleedin' stairs in warehouse....get a bleedin' lift in!"

[Caittheegreat]

@richardfreestone So how much does that cost altogether?

[Pixie12321]

@richardfreestone just because they are worth that much doesnt mean thats what they have in their pocket

[chrisfowler20]

@richardfreestone its LORD Alan Sugar

[DestroyIrAq]

@richardfreestone

yh because they have money lying around? they have businesses worth that much, all their money is tied up, all the money they make from their businesses gets reinvested into the business, they only have enough money to live a luxury life, to make money, you have to invested money

[richbayly]

@richardfreestone it Lord Alan sugar you bum twurp

[TheFigrol]

@richardfreestone To be fair...they probably do...

[MTCoblivsicas12345]

@richardfreestone yes defo it makes me sick they could of even put a couple of thousands in at least. Also the host of Children of Need Sir Terry, gets a fee for doing it and he doesnt even donate any money to the charity how sick is that he should be fired. Thats why i dont like watching the show, because i dont like being told to donate by celebs who dont themselves. If someone comes round with a bucket at work then i will but i think the show is just hypocritical.

[MakeThisSongbirdSing]

@MTCoblivsicas12345 thats a bit unfair, how do you know they dont donate any? just because they dont say on air 'right, now im going to make myself look good and donate far more than any of you viewers can afford' doesnt mean they dont give any money to charity...

[goingnowhere92]

@richardfreestone

They've raised the money themselves its their money, they can do whatever they like with it. I'm sure they've donated lots of money that we don't know about

[BeHappy390]

@richardfreestone They don't have (say Hilary) 50m in their bank, it's probably all tied up in property and business. I'm not saying they're poor, but It's their money and I'm sure they do and give a lot to charities.

[Phoenixmedianetwork]

@richardfreestone wow i never knew that sugar wipes the floor with them lol and yer they should of done but they were all busy giving money to the political parties lol

[59211bart]

@richardfreestone Duncan on his website has donated £6,149.54 so far to C in N

[purpleprinc3]

@richardfreestone Don't you understand how charity works! The people give to the poor and the rich take credit for it. Too cynical?

[chipfire]

@richardfreestone they were good enough to give their time, probably more than most. The clip you saw here will have taken way longer than the running time. Just becuase they have EARNT a fortune through hard work and taking risks doesn't mean they should just give it all away!

[dgmnine]

@richardfreestone That is there net worths, they wouldn't actually have anything like that amount in their bank account. But I still agree.

[RealTaken16]

@richardfreestone right, now if James (Hilary) were to put £5 million and she is worth £40 million that is 1/8 of her worth. Now let me see you put an 1/8 of your worth in you stupid piece of poo! you have prob put a couple of quid in, it doesn't matter how much they put in as any amount is just as good!

[Mrgriffo100]

Alan?!?! :D

[xtrixsterx]

"what about you Braveheart?"

LOL

[TheZakcaddy]

This was really good but the "dragons" can't act!

[understand0001111]

They should have shown the other 4 dragons in the cafe at the end

[thevela]

An interview takes 20mins, not 13 bloody weeks LOL.  Very very funny

[TheRealJoeSparrow]

"i dont need your investment son! hahaha

[speedymusic1000]

Lol