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  • griffs looked right at the iphone when toby pointed to him

  • @ 3:50 "Okay, that's the front area!" xD I have a feeling that she would've buckled it in the front area if he hadn't have said that 0.0

  • Toby Your SOOOO funnny!!!

    I Wanna Meet You SOOOOOO Badlyyy!!!!!! <3<3<3

    Hothothothotohot! She was Trying not to laugh!! xD

  • Life is unhackable...thats what the nerds say.....we (nonnerds) have cracked the code of life :) Check it our on ma channel

  • If he ever finds a wife that will put his clothes on and do all the work around the house, he will have had to meet a LOT of people before finding her. A LOT(I'll do it!!!!!!!!

  • I need a belt now....

  • Gaaahhhh leaving Griffen like that just makes me feel so saaaaaad TT-TT poor puppy :< all like lonely and stuff :[

  • shes a hot nerd

  • toby so banged her and then was like "thanks random girls dad"

  • hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­

  • he so wants her

  • aww they r so lucky

  • those girls panties took a shower

  • i love how his finger just comes out of nowhere

  • HEH,TOBY WANTED TO 'BOOB' XD! 4:44.

  • GRIFFZOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • WHERE DID GRIFFSOR GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • shes so hotttt hot hot hot hot hot make more vids with her

  • if anyone didnt hear she said shell do him i quote "ill do ya" un quote

  • HES SO NERVOUS hahahah its hilarious

  • Hot Hot Hot Hot Toby you own! ;D

  • 4 TO 4 BUSCUS HOTHOTHOT BELT

  • -Goes off to make a Tobuscus belt-

  • red one was yummy

  • those chicks are ugly

  • Oh my good God, I can't beleive you met my sister's friend's sister!!!!!!! She told me she made a toby belt and met toby when she and her friend went toby hunting somewhere and she said that she met toby and i was all like pffft yea right and she;s all like no really and i lloked this up and I was all like OMGGGGGGGG.

    So....technically, I know you toby! YESH.

  • lol is there a Trolling Tuesday? :)

  • 2:14 no "sssh!!"?

  • I swear to god, sometime in my life I'm going to live in his neighborhood. Then be in a lazyvlog. Then go to his house and get T-Shirts. :D :D

  • 7 of 9!!!!!!!!!

    I got it.

    I almost went as her for Halloween.

    Yeah.

  • Dragon age 2 tip: isabela is a hotty. Yes... You can romance her *there's a bed scene*

  • did u keep the belt?

  • As soon as he did the duke nukem voice. He pulled.

  • That is a great pick up line. "I have some Tobuscus shirts back at my house. I can give u one" ;D

  • Lol, hothothot oh it's in The front area!

    Lol u wanted it there! Jk

  • So I gave that bitch a t-shirt.

    Bitches love t-shirts.

  • Poor dog! Probably confused n scared

  • @123PrincesG321 what do you mean he probably bought a coffee and pooped then picked up his own poop

  • Don't touch the Toby's no no rectangle

  • You wonder how he happened to see the belt all the way down there......

  • dragon age kicks ass

  • @beachgirl1854 Ya, thats what I mean. I don't know too much about fan girling (since I'm a boy) but even just to meet him would still be an honour for me since I want to make my youtube channel famous like his.

  • @beachgirl1854 and I never said it wasn't true. It just must be frustrating, thats all.

  • This is like the beginning of a porn video.

  • ...can that girl pick us up again? :D

  • @farrellllgds screw you about the part with him being a dick he is an awesome person don't talk shit like that bro

  • hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hothot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

  • nerd.... fighters?

  • And then they went to his house and did kinky stuff

  • These girls were last seen at Tobys house getting free shirts and haven't been seen since. If you know the locations of these girls please inform your local law enforcement.

  • lol she was just begging for his cock xD

    ohhh giggle giggle giggle, oh let me carry your coffee, oh, let me watch you like i'm going to choke on you later bahahaha

  • Toby "Tobuscus" Turner, I hate you. You? are my least favorite person. You're ability to be a complete dick about everything but at the same time be hilarious and pick up hot girls astounds me. Good lord almighty, man. It pisses me off. Damnit.

    iSEND UNLIMITED FRrEE SMS TO YOUR FAMILY AT bit.ly\nD5kSa

  • Toby "Tobuscus" Turner, I hate you. You are my least favorite person. You're ability to be a complete dick about everything but at the same time be hilarious and pick up hot girls astounds me. Good lord almighty, man. It pisses me off. Damnit.

  • ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodho­thothotohmygodohmygod, oh my god that's the front area :D

    Loved this video.

  • I want the belt...... And what's with all the spam about free SMS ?

  • Her dad told her not to come home today.... So wheeeere did you sleep last niiiiight....

  • The coffee holding girl was darkness redness whiteness!

    Darkness - hair

    Redness - top

    Whiteness - brastrap/face

  • The old T shirt trick...."You want to go back to my place, get some T? shirts?"

    bSEND UNLIMITED FRsEE SMS TO ANY BODY AT bit.ly\nD5kSa

  • One in red, is she "thereplygirlsreviews?".

  • The old T shirt trick...."You want to go back to my place, get some T shirts?"

  • 1:55 biggest? kiss ass? laugh, EVER.

    bSEND UNLIMITED FRsEE SMS TO YOUR FRIENDS AT bit.ly\nD5kSa

    kSEND UNLIMITED FRhEE SMS TO ANY BODY AT bit.ly\nD5kSa

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SAID A VOYAGER REFERENCE.

    My love for you has just grown infinitely.

  • What street WHAT STREET IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wait... was 4:13 the most smooth thing I have ever seen? "You wanna go back to my place, get some t-shirts?"

  • She's hot :O Hes lucky !!

  • The dog is like "No more lazy vlog? come on!!! "

  • 1:55 biggest kiss ass laugh, EVER.

  • She's so lucky! I'm jealous. -.-

  • So I'm extremely jealous of the girl who put the belt on Toby.

    Jussayin'.

  • aww obedient audience...? laughing when he tells them to

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  • aww obedient audience... laughing when he tells them to

  • did you her him do the hothothothot right after the INTRO of DRW lol haha

  • I've the same MINI!!

  • @ThommaBergendhi, 1+ to you! I love Mini Coopers! I want a limegreen one with white roof and white stripes on the front, would look awesome :D

  • @naranord idd, awesome :)

  • Toby's getting his game on :o

  • The awkward moment when both your nerdy parents start watching Toby's vlogs:

    Dad: He's scary!

    Mom: Hahahaha! "Morning tobuscus shirt"!

    Toby Time = family bonding. WEOW.

  • lol you only need 70 but you have 300 XD

  • But if Toby takes her belt her pants will fall... never mind, proceed.

  • TOBY COME TO FRICEN AUSTRALIA TO QUEENSLAND GODDDD

  • now toby i have a new quest for u now that u have the pussy magnet GET IJUSTINE

  • Toby totally loved the attention and laughter from the girls. he probably got laid that night.

  • @CrispyBooify Twice!

  • YOU HAS A JAMBA JUICE!!!! O.O OMG!!! I WANT TO COME SEE YOU AND WE'LL GET JAMBA!! XD AGGGH!!!!

  • Eeeeeew those bitches r ugly!!!

  • That's right Toby. There is audience all around you. And you'll never know if we're right behind you watching you in the darkness *cocks head slowly, trying to make it look scary*.......

  • *Toby puts hand to face while saying "I have T-Shirts at my house." LIAR! *Presses Y

  • i have a cavity, can you get dentist tobuscus to give me a free checkup?

  • I wish I got to put a belt on his waist...

  • I hope he remembered to go get griffin :P

  • i wish i had a totally sexy tobuscus t-shirt to wear every day of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Toby if you come to Ireland and I'll give you a guided tour of Dublin!!!

  • *jealous of those chicks* man i wanna meet toby... :0 ---  Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • Red shirt was totally in my fricken class!!!! God dangit!

  • Oooh your dog

  • Hothothothothothot lmao good job ignoring the fat chick hahah and you are one slick moesakra

  • He sorta stole that chicks belt

  • hothothothothothot. Toby you lucky S.O.B

  • Yur dawg looks so unhappy.

  • u left grifin? he will get drunk with hiz dog friend and flirt with dog fiends while u talk about ur bro :P

  • lol at totally ignoring the fat chick

  • @hey3hey333 damn he looks young

  • i am sensing a three sum

  • Toboner!!

  • GET IT!

  • WHAT ABOUT GRIFFSOR

  • he looks so much like my dog Benjamin

  • Press seven:

    Toby *looks down* Can you?

    Girl in red shirt: Yeah...

  • I love the lazy vlogs that turn into Toby's adventures to find hotness in quantities of epicosity (aka hotness in the form of girls that hold coffee, take their belts off, put belts on you, and circumnavigate your body). Win, Toby. Win.

  • beat vid ever

  • Can you imagine how hototototototot that sex was later that night?

  • you should ask the girl in the red shirt out!! thats better

  • @sapphirepuppy914 she looks a lot younger than him o.o

  • you should ask the girl in the ed shirt out!!

  • @sapphirepuppy914 red not ed

  • Your dog will have abandonment issues if you keep leaving him like that! D:

  • 3:57

  • press five. watch the girls left hand. Enjoy

  • Lucky bitches.

  • i wonder if she took the belt off him like that too..... lucky toby

  • toby always walks away from griffon >.<

  • Who else heard the "hotototot" when she was putting the belt on?

  • INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

  • how is it you win a tshirt?

  • lucky ladies.... i wish it was me

  • blob

    

  • I sneezed in my pants if u kno wat i mean....

    Ran out of tissues ;(

  • omg i sneezed

  • GRIFIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! COME BACK!!

  • Outro of threesomeness lmao

  • I like how he payed no attention to the fat one ...Thats a win!

  • lol look at Toby penis at 3:34 TROLOLL!!

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  • hot dragon age playing women hot hot hot hot hot hot

  • You left griffzor alone :( I wonder what people passing by where thinking when they just saw a cute little dog sitting beside a coffee table alone :)

  • 4:00 for Toby's crotch :D

  • Toby Rocks! Boop!!!

  • toby is the first guy to get laid off of being a nerd off of youtube. he gives up hope!

  • dragon age ftw!

  • Toby : "I can do the voice thats the only reason I wanted to do it"

    Girl: "Do it." *with a straight face*

    Toby: *as Duke Nukem* "Damn It."

    Cracks me up! <3 u Toby!

  • DAMNIT. :c I want to meet Toby in real life. I'd die. I'd die so... happily.

  • I love how she wasnt even that hot :L

  • Thumbs up if at the end of the video your speakers blew off by the loudness :D:D

  • toby has t-shirts in his house! . . .audience we must infiltrate!

  • @jablesrules YES WE SHOULD! NAO!

    

  • that whole thing was just so awkward

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  • toby, you juat got so close to below the belt

  • i want a tobuscus belt!!

  • give me a shirt toby

  • peta's gonna dislike this............

  • hot skinny chicks always have a fat friend around, ever notice that?

  • @sw204me I have . This girl I like at work always has her short chubby friend around whenever she tries to hit on me...It never fails. 

  • hahahah i want that beeeelt

  • I like how the chubby girl got no love from Toby.

  • Totally not trying to get them into your house at all, are you?! :P

  • I am so jealous lol ... :PPP !!!

  • HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT­

  • girl in the red that is a great mustache

  • Hey how come on some Tobuscus and Jacksfilms videos there are comments

    WITH SPAM ABOUT FREE SMS AT THE BOTTOM?!

  • sneaking in the hot hot hot hot hot slick move tobuscus

  • hahaha i have t-shirts at my house winky face ;)

  • I love how he says he's gonna go halfway through the Vlog

  • Girls were on the annoying side their laughter at everything was like a studio audience not needed Toby is better then that

  • Between 40 and 60 hrs in two days? If they played anywhere above 46hrs in two I'd like to know their secret! :D

  • Those girls be so lucky it is not fair xD

  • 1:58 shitty wok in the background :P