If he ever finds a wife that will put his clothes on and do all the work around the house, he will have had to meet a LOT of people before finding her. A LOT(I'll do it!!!!!!!!
Oh my good God, I can't beleive you met my sister's friend's sister!!!!!!! She told me she made a toby belt and met toby when she and her friend went toby hunting somewhere and she said that she met toby and i was all like pffft yea right and she;s all like no really and i lloked this up and I was all like OMGGGGGGGG.
Oh my good God, I can't beleive you met my sister's friend's sister!!!!!!! She told me she made a toby belt and met toby when she and her friend went toby hunting somewhere and she said that she met toby and i was all like pffft yea right and she;s all like no really and i lloked this up and I was all like OMGGGGGGGG.
@beachgirl1854 Ya, thats what I mean. I don't know too much about fan girling (since I'm a boy) but even just to meet him would still be an honour for me since I want to make my youtube channel famous like his.
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These girls were last seen at Tobys house getting free shirts and haven't been seen since. If you know the locations of these girls please inform your local law enforcement.
Toby "Tobuscus" Turner, I hate you. You? are my least favorite person. You're ability to be a complete dick about everything but at the same time be hilarious and pick up hot girls astounds me. Good lord almighty, man. It pisses me off. Damnit.
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Toby "Tobuscus" Turner, I hate you. You are my least favorite person. You're ability to be a complete dick about everything but at the same time be hilarious and pick up hot girls astounds me. Good lord almighty, man. It pisses me off. Damnit.
That's right Toby. There is audience all around you. And you'll never know if we're right behind you watching you in the darkness *cocks head slowly, trying to make it look scary*.......
Toby! I shall be at PAX Prime all next weekend, and I WILL be attending the the AC:Revelations panel. Also, I will have a Tobuscus shirt of Darkness then Redness then Whiteness for you if you would be so gracious as to meet me after! Fellow people of The Audience , PLEASE thumbs up this so Toby can see!
I love the lazy vlogs that turn into Toby's adventures to find hotness in quantities of epicosity (aka hotness in the form of girls that hold coffee, take their belts off, put belts on you, and circumnavigate your body). Win, Toby. Win.
griffs looked right at the iphone when toby pointed to him
JayGenez 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@ 3:50 "Okay, that's the front area!" xD I have a feeling that she would've buckled it in the front area if he hadn't have said that 0.0
MegaSmartass101 2 weeks ago
Toby Your SOOOO funnny!!!
I Wanna Meet You SOOOOOO Badlyyy!!!!!! <3<3<3
Hothothothotohot! She was Trying not to laugh!! xD
ABBYLUVZYOU 2 weeks ago
Life is unhackable...thats what the nerds say.....we (nonnerds) have cracked the code of life :) Check it our on ma channel
Grayhens 1 month ago
If he ever finds a wife that will put his clothes on and do all the work around the house, he will have had to meet a LOT of people before finding her. A LOT(I'll do it!!!!!!!!
Roopop122 2 months ago
I need a belt now....
BreeGodspell 2 months ago
Gaaahhhh leaving Griffen like that just makes me feel so saaaaaad TT-TT poor puppy :< all like lonely and stuff :[
CourtneyNyan 2 months ago 2
shes a hot nerd
DJFANTUMM 2 months ago
toby so banged her and then was like "thanks random girls dad"
Luger718A1 2 months ago
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Luger718A1 2 months ago
he so wants her
TheRevenWorld 3 months ago
aww they r so lucky
DragonNPuppyGirl 3 months ago
those girls panties took a shower
Schmidteren 3 months ago 6
i love how his finger just comes out of nowhere
dinoguy331 3 months ago
HEH,TOBY WANTED TO 'BOOB' XD! 4:44.
ImpureusX 4 months ago 2
GRIFFZOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ImpureusX 4 months ago
WHERE DID GRIFFSOR GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku2273 4 months ago 3
shes so hotttt hot hot hot hot hot make more vids with her
n8vemedia 4 months ago
if anyone didnt hear she said shell do him i quote "ill do ya" un quote
n8vemedia 4 months ago
HES SO NERVOUS hahahah its hilarious
7starrchasers 4 months ago
Hot Hot Hot Hot Toby you own! ;D
AxlDanne 4 months ago
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HE'S GOING TO GET LAID TONIGHT!!!!
vj9akindofguy123 5 months ago
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HE'S GOING TO GET LAID TONIGHT!!!!
vj9akindofguy123 5 months ago
4 TO 4 BUSCUS HOTHOTHOT BELT
CaptainToddPerson 5 months ago
-Goes off to make a Tobuscus belt-
TheAnimeTwin 5 months ago 8
red one was yummy
CristianoS522 5 months ago
those chicks are ugly
huevosplash1 5 months ago
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Oh my good God, I can't beleive you met my sister's friend's sister!!!!!!! She told me she made a toby belt and met toby when she and her friend went toby hunting somewhere and she said that she met toby and i was all like pffft yea right and she;s all like no really and i lloked this up and I was all like OMGGGGGGGG.
So....technically, I know you toby! YESH.
TheGoldenWolfGirl 5 months ago
Oh my good God, I can't beleive you met my sister's friend's sister!!!!!!! She told me she made a toby belt and met toby when she and her friend went toby hunting somewhere and she said that she met toby and i was all like pffft yea right and she;s all like no really and i lloked this up and I was all like OMGGGGGGGG.
So....technically, I know you toby! YESH.
TheGoldenWolfGirl 5 months ago 5
lol is there a Trolling Tuesday? :)
FundamentalHoboXI 5 months ago
2:14 no "sssh!!"?
austinshaddtv 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyTurner
I swear to god, sometime in my life I'm going to live in his neighborhood. Then be in a lazyvlog. Then go to his house and get T-Shirts. :D :D
macyjrey 5 months ago
7 of 9!!!!!!!!!
I got it.
I almost went as her for Halloween.
Yeah.
chelsey89 6 months ago
Dragon age 2 tip: isabela is a hotty. Yes... You can romance her *there's a bed scene*
oohellamandagail 6 months ago
did u keep the belt?
tayler101ful 6 months ago
As soon as he did the duke nukem voice. He pulled.
F41LUR3 6 months ago
That is a great pick up line. "I have some Tobuscus shirts back at my house. I can give u one" ;D
XxDJLZxX 6 months ago 66
Lol, hothothot oh it's in The front area!
Lol u wanted it there! Jk
24sk8rgrl 6 months ago
So I gave that bitch a t-shirt.
Bitches love t-shirts.
Drsnakeman1 6 months ago
Poor dog! Probably confused n scared
123PrincesG321 6 months ago
@123PrincesG321 what do you mean he probably bought a coffee and pooped then picked up his own poop
HitmanAssassin11 6 months ago
Don't touch the Toby's no no rectangle
cereal1666 6 months ago
You wonder how he happened to see the belt all the way down there......
davidcendongarcia 6 months ago 47
dragon age kicks ass
apmcallister 6 months ago
@beachgirl1854 Ya, thats what I mean. I don't know too much about fan girling (since I'm a boy) but even just to meet him would still be an honour for me since I want to make my youtube channel famous like his.
carapar114 6 months ago
@beachgirl1854 and I never said it wasn't true. It just must be frustrating, thats all.
carapar114 6 months ago
This is like the beginning of a porn video.
afterschooldesserts 6 months ago 4
...can that girl pick us up again? :D
kevlar427 6 months ago
@farrellllgds screw you about the part with him being a dick he is an awesome person don't talk shit like that bro
MrSoggyTissue 6 months ago
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hothot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot
AIRSOFTSUCKS1 6 months ago
nerd.... fighters?
CaSCHWANK 6 months ago
And then they went to his house and did kinky stuff
TugaPipeJunior 6 months ago
These girls were last seen at Tobys house getting free shirts and haven't been seen since. If you know the locations of these girls please inform your local law enforcement.
Conrii 6 months ago
lol she was just begging for his cock xD
ohhh giggle giggle giggle, oh let me carry your coffee, oh, let me watch you like i'm going to choke on you later bahahaha
redglassesblueshoes 6 months ago
Toby "Tobuscus" Turner, I hate you. You? are my least favorite person. You're ability to be a complete dick about everything but at the same time be hilarious and pick up hot girls astounds me. Good lord almighty, man. It pisses me off. Damnit.
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dukesmijx 6 months ago
Toby "Tobuscus" Turner, I hate you. You are my least favorite person. You're ability to be a complete dick about everything but at the same time be hilarious and pick up hot girls astounds me. Good lord almighty, man. It pisses me off. Damnit.
thomthomcarle 6 months ago
ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodhothothotohmygodohmygod, oh my god that's the front area :D
Loved this video.
FrozenbySloth 6 months ago
I want the belt...... And what's with all the spam about free SMS ?
Ratries 6 months ago
Her dad told her not to come home today.... So wheeeere did you sleep last niiiiight....
DGC019 6 months ago
The coffee holding girl was darkness redness whiteness!
Darkness - hair
Redness - top
Whiteness - brastrap/face
Chickenliver0042 6 months ago
The old T shirt trick...."You want to go back to my place, get some T? shirts?"
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faustinaobs 6 months ago
One in red, is she "thereplygirlsreviews?".
SauronsEye 6 months ago
The old T shirt trick...."You want to go back to my place, get some T shirts?"
SauronsEye 6 months ago
1:55 biggest? kiss ass? laugh, EVER.
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floriaiilx 6 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SAID A VOYAGER REFERENCE.
My love for you has just grown infinitely.
iKyoxTohru 6 months ago
What street WHAT STREET IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!
captaincrunchyish 6 months ago
Wait... was 4:13 the most smooth thing I have ever seen? "You wanna go back to my place, get some t-shirts?"
CalumPMSmith 6 months ago 5
She's hot :O Hes lucky !!
battard2 6 months ago
The dog is like "No more lazy vlog? come on!!! "
Skullwannabe 6 months ago
1:55 biggest kiss ass laugh, EVER.
mouldyteabag 6 months ago
She's so lucky! I'm jealous. -.-
TMNTtahee 6 months ago
So I'm extremely jealous of the girl who put the belt on Toby.
Jussayin'.
DollFaceless 6 months ago
aww obedient audience...? laughing when he tells them to
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emelyneucnxg 6 months ago
aww obedient audience... laughing when he tells them to
Animegirl4391 6 months ago
did you her him do the hothothothot right after the INTRO of DRW lol haha
xxmmmtastey13xx 6 months ago
I've the same MINI!!
ThommaBergendhi 6 months ago
@ThommaBergendhi, 1+ to you! I love Mini Coopers! I want a limegreen one with white roof and white stripes on the front, would look awesome :D
naranord 6 months ago
@naranord idd, awesome :)
ThommaBergendhi 6 months ago
Toby's getting his game on :o
guywith5pies 6 months ago
The awkward moment when both your nerdy parents start watching Toby's vlogs:
Dad: He's scary!
Mom: Hahahaha! "Morning tobuscus shirt"!
Toby Time = family bonding. WEOW.
88chimeracrossing 6 months ago
lol you only need 70 but you have 300 XD
yoboyz23 6 months ago
But if Toby takes her belt her pants will fall... never mind, proceed.
VengfulX 6 months ago 8
TOBY COME TO FRICEN AUSTRALIA TO QUEENSLAND GODDDD
TRIPonHEDGEhog 6 months ago
now toby i have a new quest for u now that u have the pussy magnet GET IJUSTINE
akcartman1 6 months ago
Toby totally loved the attention and laughter from the girls. he probably got laid that night.
CrispyBooify 6 months ago 85
@CrispyBooify Twice!
Bluenintynine 5 months ago
YOU HAS A JAMBA JUICE!!!! O.O OMG!!! I WANT TO COME SEE YOU AND WE'LL GET JAMBA!! XD AGGGH!!!!
Rushashepard 6 months ago
Eeeeeew those bitches r ugly!!!
jjmf9 6 months ago
That's right Toby. There is audience all around you. And you'll never know if we're right behind you watching you in the darkness *cocks head slowly, trying to make it look scary*.......
Craz4Sugar 6 months ago 5
*Toby puts hand to face while saying "I have T-Shirts at my house." LIAR! *Presses Y
vegeto247 6 months ago 3
i have a cavity, can you get dentist tobuscus to give me a free checkup?
Spiderfriend642 6 months ago
I wish I got to put a belt on his waist...
MysteryJZ 6 months ago 5
I hope he remembered to go get griffin :P
EllieBellie46 6 months ago
i wish i had a totally sexy tobuscus t-shirt to wear every day of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
axispowers92 6 months ago 65
Toby if you come to Ireland and I'll give you a guided tour of Dublin!!!
ThisNameWasntUs3d 6 months ago
*jealous of those chicks* man i wanna meet toby... :0 --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!
ihatecheese0101 6 months ago
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TheShelbyrocks 6 months ago
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Toby! I shall be at PAX Prime all next weekend, and I WILL be attending the the AC:Revelations panel. Also, I will have a Tobuscus shirt of Darkness then Redness then Whiteness for you if you would be so gracious as to meet me after! Fellow people of The Audience , PLEASE thumbs up this so Toby can see!
7eventeenSkullz 6 months ago
Red shirt was totally in my fricken class!!!! God dangit!
hikkey495 6 months ago 5
Oooh your dog
shitsouh 6 months ago
Hothothothothothot lmao good job ignoring the fat chick hahah and you are one slick moesakra
Sharpblade21 6 months ago 14
He sorta stole that chicks belt
2tone690 6 months ago
hothothothothothot. Toby you lucky S.O.B
TheJigsaw232 6 months ago
Yur dawg looks so unhappy.
CheesyMcLego 6 months ago
u left grifin? he will get drunk with hiz dog friend and flirt with dog fiends while u talk about ur bro :P
TheCatFish02 6 months ago
lol at totally ignoring the fat chick
SuperBladezz 6 months ago 4
@hey3hey333 damn he looks young
Graysonfball77 6 months ago
i am sensing a three sum
MegaKingawsome 6 months ago
Toboner!!
SamXBlackXWolf 6 months ago 3
GET IT!
ShaggyRage 6 months ago
WHAT ABOUT GRIFFSOR
walkingturret3 6 months ago
he looks so much like my dog Benjamin
MolMolTruly 6 months ago
Press seven:
Toby *looks down* Can you?
Girl in red shirt: Yeah...
zee3ee 6 months ago 2
I love the lazy vlogs that turn into Toby's adventures to find hotness in quantities of epicosity (aka hotness in the form of girls that hold coffee, take their belts off, put belts on you, and circumnavigate your body). Win, Toby. Win.
Shoe2396 6 months ago
beat vid ever
12gjmj34 6 months ago
Can you imagine how hototototototot that sex was later that night?
naesdrareb 6 months ago 3
you should ask the girl in the red shirt out!! thats better
sapphirepuppy914 6 months ago
@sapphirepuppy914 she looks a lot younger than him o.o
JacolynOWNS 6 months ago
you should ask the girl in the ed shirt out!!
sapphirepuppy914 6 months ago
@sapphirepuppy914 red not ed
sapphirepuppy914 6 months ago
Your dog will have abandonment issues if you keep leaving him like that! D:
LydiacatfishRo 6 months ago 3
3:57
SuperZosopage 6 months ago
press five. watch the girls left hand. Enjoy
donutboy500 6 months ago
Lucky bitches.
kaybee218 6 months ago 42
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xXDuffman125Xx 6 months ago
i wonder if she took the belt off him like that too..... lucky toby
BenFM109 6 months ago
toby always walks away from griffon >.<
CrazyBerGrr 6 months ago
Who else heard the "hotototot" when she was putting the belt on?
Hyd3Hid3 6 months ago
INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS
NireonPhoenixDragon 6 months ago
how is it you win a tshirt?
JoeRAB96 6 months ago
lucky ladies.... i wish it was me
luie97 6 months ago
blob
bob99774 6 months ago
I sneezed in my pants if u kno wat i mean....
Ran out of tissues ;(
Tehtrollboy 6 months ago
omg i sneezed
snookiecookie14 6 months ago
GRIFIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! COME BACK!!
norwegianboy1321 6 months ago
Outro of threesomeness lmao
JOHNJIE1 6 months ago
I like how he payed no attention to the fat one ...Thats a win!
zero4369921 6 months ago
lol look at Toby penis at 3:34 TROLOLL!!
rapsta367 6 months ago
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Do you think Toby wears the shirts before he sends them? That would be....uber unsanitary. Totally should be something he never considers doing.
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TheQwertyDrink 6 months ago
hot dragon age playing women hot hot hot hot hot hot
PaladinBreaux 6 months ago
You left griffzor alone :( I wonder what people passing by where thinking when they just saw a cute little dog sitting beside a coffee table alone :)
muzicaddict1 6 months ago
4:00 for Toby's crotch :D
KagomeXRonnie 6 months ago
Toby Rocks! Boop!!!
gymplus16 6 months ago
toby is the first guy to get laid off of being a nerd off of youtube. he gives up hope!
rexxtheawsome 6 months ago 89
dragon age ftw!
temari9922 6 months ago
Toby : "I can do the voice thats the only reason I wanted to do it"
Girl: "Do it." *with a straight face*
Toby: *as Duke Nukem* "Damn It."
Cracks me up! <3 u Toby!
animalabbie76 6 months ago 4
DAMNIT. :c I want to meet Toby in real life. I'd die. I'd die so... happily.
AbidingMayhem 6 months ago
I love how she wasnt even that hot :L
TheWalton1996 6 months ago
Thumbs up if at the end of the video your speakers blew off by the loudness :D:D
rocata199528 6 months ago
toby has t-shirts in his house! . . .audience we must infiltrate!
jablesrules 6 months ago 94
@jablesrules YES WE SHOULD! NAO!
MrHazeField 6 months ago
that whole thing was just so awkward
iamkarang 6 months ago
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cLoRoXxSwItCh 6 months ago
toby, you juat got so close to below the belt
Erdemius89 6 months ago
i want a tobuscus belt!!
odinlinga 6 months ago
give me a shirt toby
scruffyman00 6 months ago
peta's gonna dislike this............
PINKlaughLOVE 6 months ago
hot skinny chicks always have a fat friend around, ever notice that?
sw204me 6 months ago
@sw204me I have . This girl I like at work always has her short chubby friend around whenever she tries to hit on me...It never fails.
MrRospiden 6 months ago
hahahah i want that beeeelt
LievTheStoryteller 6 months ago
I like how the chubby girl got no love from Toby.
xChirox 6 months ago 4
Totally not trying to get them into your house at all, are you?! :P
CaitlinRixOfficial 6 months ago
I am so jealous lol ... :PPP !!!
snackkcakke 6 months ago
HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT
SomeonesYouseDonKnow 6 months ago
girl in the red that is a great mustache
EAsportz1 6 months ago
Hey how come on some Tobuscus and Jacksfilms videos there are comments
WITH SPAM ABOUT FREE SMS AT THE BOTTOM?!
BenGriffithsReviews 6 months ago
sneaking in the hot hot hot hot hot slick move tobuscus
MrBarnDog 6 months ago
hahaha i have t-shirts at my house winky face ;)
MrBarnDog 6 months ago
I love how he says he's gonna go halfway through the Vlog
DragonXS21 6 months ago
Girls were on the annoying side their laughter at everything was like a studio audience not needed Toby is better then that
TwiztedClover 6 months ago
Between 40 and 60 hrs in two days? If they played anywhere above 46hrs in two I'd like to know their secret! :D
ReecioG 6 months ago
Those girls be so lucky it is not fair xD
Vesrian 6 months ago
1:58 shitty wok in the background :P
dudewiththecurls 6 months ago