Happy Wheels: Episode 3 - A Moment of Silence

[dvuong00]

I made it while I was dead

[modesto369]

no you did ot play dawn of the dead

[scarpscar]

8:13 his face!

[TheSabeltandtijger]

09:45 pregnantcy :P

[MetalDoneMoreForME]

I DON'T FUCKING LIKE CALL OF DUTY SO STOP WITH ALL THE 30 SECOND ADS!

[AverionGaming]

have a video of happy wheels on my channel, let me know what you think guys?

[bigzed4]

fuk sake mw3 ad with no skip (torture)

[TheMrComedyspoofs]

U are supose to get in the wagon in viking one

[Ivko2000]

hahahahaa!You shold have seen your face when you landed on the spikes XD XD!

[suiankumori]

2:17 OMG jordan swore!! :O

[inkblack3]

ouch

[pokeballpodcast]

the head made it to the cannon!

[hansreidar2]

Arrow to the knee 

[DEMMY39]

In the beging I was Luke rayman?

[TheQwertmaster1]

4:47 is that a dildo that came out of his pants?

[chaldoking95]

sodomized by the last spike XD

[blurb215]

arrow in the blatter and a spike up the ass...

[sauron141]

2:04 poor segway guy D:

[deadwerewolf22]

Sexy Captain time?Sexy Captain time.

[Creeperkiller32]

@ 8:15 the look on his face was priceless

[jagspace1]

More like arrow to the knee!

[mindcraftfreak]

HOW BIG OF AN P3N12 DOES HE HAVE!!!!????

[superbigbooms]

tumbs up if u saw the arm in the cannon

[565fatcat]

when you were doing the hotel u glitched the elevator

[Izzymima]

U FUCKED IT UP hotel one

[TheGamer1091]

Its In His Penis 07:37

[JackArcheeerzz]

'You can't own the darkness'

WHO THE FUCK CARES

[TheRockoman3]

@JackArcheeerzz fucking star wars

[jakemichie97]

in russia, pumpkins eat you

[Izuru57]

2:12 Hats off people, hats off...

[superzack10100]

2:09

[superzack10100]

lol that was funny at

[craftemMAN]

on viking revenge 3 they shot segway guy in the crotch

[jomcphail06]

i was roflmao-ing during the moment of silence :D

[rygore14]

In his "abdomen"

[art5095]

can ride my bike with no handed bar.

[MrZippyGonzales]

lol heart roles down to cannon

[xMPxMonst3rz]

Moment for segway guy :'(

[H11Debut]

Ragdoll games are meant to make us apreciatte life.

[TheShadowman60]

CaptainSparklez is like Tobuscus, if Tobuscus was entertaining. *prepares for hate*

[Thegamerguy101]

@TheShadowman60 Tobuscus is awesome. idk what you're talking about. xD

[TheShadowman60]

@Thegamerguy101 Yeah, to you.

[CRTJ4]

@TheShadowman60 CaptainSparklez is like Seananners, If CaptainSparklez was entertaining.

[TheShadowman60]

@CRTJ4 lol cool opinion bro.

[nightsbeta09]

I used to be a segue guy, until I took an arrow to the crotch...

[MrMrmattidog988]

07:36 arrow to the knee

[doomsdaybringer1]

Lol in the Viking one you took an arrow to the dick

[FFfanatic22]

shot in the dick

[HeadHunter1170]

im gonna go there, i used to play happy wheels... but then i took a arrow to the ass

[TheCrazyBrittish]

Poor viking revenge guy, he got shot in the croch and had a spike up his anus

[xPhantomCatx]

After he went past the HOTEL sign... There was a pimp hat...

[skywarp237]

god damm darkness ll advert!!!

[redmota6694]

i cant stop laughing haha love this

[Richmoo4]

Boom

[robloxgirldancegirl]

OMG HAPPY WHEEL PRODUCED BY CAPTAINSPARKLEZ IS SOOOO MUCH FUNNIER THAN OTHERS I LITTERLY PEED MY PANTS AND LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME

[Agt004]

I was laughing so hard i was crying literally.

[Doctaphil64]

Took an arrow to the kne- OH MY GOD IT'S IN HIS DICK!

[libmel3232]

Press 8 for work mode.

[libmel3232]

Pres 3 for aah.

[DoucantNevrneir]

i used to ride a segway until i took a spike to the rectum



[ZelotKiller]

7:03 he used to be alive, then he took a arrow to the balls.

I feel sorry for him

[mrtvrex]

Starfox, do a polevault!

[SuperSpuirrelx]

I'm sorry, Segway Guy. I laughed in your moment of silence -,-

[101epicpenguin]

i used to be a segway guy

then i took an arrow to the but

[Epikomix]

@101epicpenguin :megusta:

[millegas08]

you sir, are hilarious!!!

[SZ7000]

Pause at @00:12 to see an epic face.

[d3adpenguin]

fuck adds

[bamberoonies]

Jordan, you have cleverly avoided an abundance of Arrow to the knee jokes.

[wowlover42]

I couldn't stop screaming at the moment of silence...

[236Jlms]

6:30 lol look at his face he's like what the hell

[236Jlms]

@236Jlms 6:28 oops

[chubbybunny627]

You know it's a violent game if you're surprised when you don't lose any limbs.

[cpPaulnash]

LOLOLOLOL at 02:00

[iheartedjwj]

2:36 His head was the most important, so it went into the cannon first.

[Nocomments621]

I LAUGH IN THE WHOLE VID!!!! XD

[CraftingGaming]

6:58 HAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD THERE

[Fire97Dragon]

4:49 I can ride my bike, with no handlebars~ No handlebars~

[236Jlms]

@Fire97Dragon No its I can ride my bike with no hands in this game lol

[gothgurl2227]

i swear to god im gonna pee myself laughin!

[TogetherNoobsTriumph]

hehe,read the tags...

[sneakytwit]

7:40 MY GIANT ASS DICK

[ZayneBlade]

CARMA.... HE SAID ITS JUST AND ARM. JUST AN ARM. YOUR HEAD IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN AN ARM. THEN HIS ARM AND HEAD GET SPLATTED OFF AND FALL INTO THE CANNAN lol

[sederholma]

11:13 sex! with a door guy. i love the orgasms captain s. makes and how he like runs over the guys balls lol

[garywuzhere97]

LOL at the tags. xD

[HeYJaYHaX]

Uh, when u said moment of silence for segway man, i couldnt stop laughing!

[codykinz101]

patchmodifications.co.cc/vb/in­dex.php

[MyPokedude123]

do speed bridge

[RKallen24]

5:02 he was masterbating

[Eevee64Lover]

OMFG THIS IS HALRIOUS I CANT STOP LAUGHING XDXDXDXDXD X'D Whew sorry

[JakeShuf]

8:13 : ( ...... : D Yay

[Tiagofvarela]

If everytime I die in Happy wheels, I had a moment of silence I couldn't speak.

[DxvidXdmtv]

8:10 surprise buttsex

[azureloki1234]

@DxvidXdmtv oh and at 11:32 too

[v7t2]

IM NOT WATCHING THE VOW!!!!! QUIT IT WITH THE NON-SKIPPABLE COMMERCIAL!!!

[TunikaFilms]

I used to have a Segway... But then I took an arrow to the knee

[JKdude123456]

segway guys arm got launched in a cannon at 2.12



[TheInfluencedOne99]

Lol 7:46 guard is sucking the segway guys steel dick

[Maty0987654321]

YAY

[TheMrspup2]

you did dawn of the dead lv1 that was level 7 so please go back to level 7 of it thanks mrspup2

[WTFWHITEPEOPLE1]

1:56 just a flesh wound :)

[crispercooljoe]

lolo

[TheNormalGuy1994]

Moment of silence for segway guy

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[GhostVapor]

I've playd it so much i spread the word

[123Blackkitty]

look at his face at 8:14

[123Blackkitty]

That was the official best death in happy wheels.

[yummojammo49]

Lol

[TheTrollPeople]

i closed my eyes at 2:03

[rockbandinthusiast]

8:00 big dick!

[samulo60]

You need to rage like nova to get millions of views

[originaldartanyon]

make the gray line run faster plzzz

[ivandito1]

if u think this is cool u have to see uberhaxornova u will die from lafter he is awsome!!!!!!!! like this for nova!!

[Dragolich101]

@ivandito1 wat is nova?

[MegaMcPwnage]

@ivandito1 NOVA IS CRAP CAPTAINSPARKLEZ IS AWESOME!

[01Lagger]

@MegaMcPwnage how so?

[Dkibjs]

8:10 America

[1031Vulcan]

I cannot believe he made it through Viking Revege 3, especially without the crt

[Needled247420]

8:31 I took an arrow to the Dick and a Spike up the ass. But . . . I still Made it.

[Needled247420]

Well If you don't take your head off in the office the car kills you or you land on a random spike.

[TheFishslayer2000]

@ 2:40 I yelled POWER SLIDE!!!! 

[JonzzuuGaming]

8:10 surprise buttsex=DD

[JonzzuuGaming]

7:52 Giant peeeeenis!

[SufyaanxA]

who saw his head fall in the canon when he got crushed by the car

[ImaDerper]

and at 8:23 i thought he was going to say "he landed on the spike the wrong way..." but he really said "i thought we were totally going to stop on that last spike there"

[ImaDerper]

at 8:11 look at the game then look at his face :O

[Prank1vsprank2]

SPEED BRIDGE

[rocktalon2]

Thats not a pole vault...

[Mustacheoro]

That was Final Destination shit right there. Oh my Gawd. Jeezus. Does he always turn into a hillbilly when he is shooken? :) Love the vids. Keep em up.

[MrZakakaa]

seriously no arrows in the knee jokes yet !

[kazenoaiko]

@MrZakakaa It's for the best.

[MrZakakaa]

@kazenoaiko yea You're probably right

[DarkReapers100]

Correction: 1:31

[DarkReapers100]

Anyone notice at 1:41 the nail hit the guy in the crotch?

[Mrphamguy]

Epic

[Mustacheoro]

Look at his face when he lands on the spike on the viking level.

[Mustacheoro]

IF YOU TALKED DURING THE MOMENT OF SILENCE THEN SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

You should apologize to segway guy.

[dethgoth53]

your so cool lol :)

[Paramorelovesyou1234]

You just gained a subscriber :)

[SirEquin0x]

No, arrow to the abdomen.

[SirEquin0x]

Segway guy took an arrow to the knee..

[zachp5]

@SirEquin0x it looked like he took an arrow to the dick to me.

[randommaster321]

@SirEquin0x  i thout it looked like a penis

[ObiWan7154]

@SirEquin0x And a spike to the ass.

[greensabr200]

@SirEquin0x More like arrow to the ass!

[SqurrilieGirlie202]

He was ridin a segway until he got an arrow to the knee........ xD

[zombieGoliath]

8:13 lmfao at his wtf fail face! :DDDDDDD

[TheJokstersx]

Omg lol 7:04 right in the balls

[Rapture519]

looks like he got an arrow to the knee...

[Ygdrasel]

XD He got a spike rammed up his ass and it's a VICTORY?

[locke180]

thumbs u[p if this should be on the ipod

[GrampyMamoth]

lol that was some final destination shit right there

[FlamingChink]

Captain Jordan Sparklez, you should play Killing Floor and be the main commentator. I know you've played with Seananners and Cupquake and all those people, but we only heard Cupquake's commentary for the most of it. Please play Killing Floor. OH OH OH! Play it with Mark :DDDDDDDD

[Thatacoustic]

8:10 faill look at your face hahaha

[shockrail]

He used to be a well segway guy, but... he tooks an harpoon in the abdomen x)

[TheBMXKID88]

if you use segway and dissmount.. press i think SPACE to grab sommething

[sorrensen9]

i used to be a segway guy like you untill i took a haropoon to the abdomen

[ellys101]

when did starfox do a pole vault?

[bluedudeboy5]

omg sound effects when hes on the bed lol

[Inediblepeaches01]

@8:11 That nail just butt-raped Segway guy!

[TheWachong]

:7:47 CRAP THERES DO A BARREL ROOL AND NOW IT HAUNTS ME IN HAPPY WHEELS WITH POLE VAULTING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anssi18]

08:10 Best moment ever!!!!!! :DDD

[Robrocks1231]

I used to like this game until i took a arrow to the abdomen like 7:38 :D

[zman1532]

do happy concert with the lawn mower guy

[TheTeoras1]

why is elevator buged??? it suposted to come then come any floor you choise

[TheTeoras1]

you: O_o 10 seconds later :I 5 seconds later: but its fine we maked it LOL

[CraftSpelaren]

haha an penis on 7.45

[SkuxSoul]

Your face reactions from 8.11 to 8.18 are hilarious

[ElectroDistinction]

8:09 right in his asshole!

[NomadSoulFull]

Haha look in the tags 'yeah im gonna go shave while this uploads' XD

[kikitheretard000]

@2:15 did anybody else hear that he said shit??? he never cusses!!!!! first time i heard him say sumthin like that *faves video*

[rhysvanhouten746]

@kikitheretard000 In cube.inc he says "Clusterfuck"

[zeebratiger]

@kikitheretard000 I've heard him cuss a few times