Bakery Biscuit Man Massacre Part 1

[simplecon]

whens part 2

[KN0WLEDGEequalsP0WER]

wow ted is actually improving on is film skills...

[ShadowoOfBlood]

I see Joe made a cameo in here.

[Extramrdo]

Predator Ladder Inbound.

[Bigdog6665]

sometimes i lay on my bed and pretend i'm a carrot.

[qagordon10]

press 3 for joe falling

press 6 for SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!/and golf club to the head

press 7 for GET THE F**K OUTTA MY WAY BOXES/and ladder to the face

and press 8 for SILENCE I KILL YOU/but then he killed him and TO BE CRUMBTINUED

[lanzlanz10]

@qagordon10 8 is the No..

9 is the silence, i kill you, to be crumbtinued

[mrforestboy12]

It's odd how i was actually frightened

[RaulGoesTrance]

to be crumbtinued.. brilliant

[zephyer55]

meh.... The book was better.

[FARSOKELLOS]

hahahha



[motormouth1000101]

Part 2 then the making of the Bakery Biscuit man.

[TasLon7]

Deserves a YouTube Oscar! Awesome!!!

[DrMichaelHfuhruhurr]

`No, I didn't know that digestive was your brother!`

Better line than any in Iron Man LOOL

[jaxenlabs]

Part 2?

[jaypay777]

you should actually make a real movie about this and when will you upload a part 2

[SuperJackBond007]

it never was crumbtinued...

[briesmonis1]

lol

[MrSeanhinchley]

"i didn't know that digestive was your brother" :L:L:L

[jdogtalks]

this was so cool!!! when is part 2

[SnowiieMilo]

So when does it crumbtinue?

[789reishram]

hey joe how is it going, trying to kill the evil biscuit man?

*sees joe pummeled by a ladder*

......nnoooo.......

[jaredraypennsauken]

TO BE CRUMBTINUED....

[vTupaczGhosTv]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jedihunter176]

Nnnoh.

[mrfaty2]

This was hillarious it complety cracked me up I don't care what anyone says I love your videos and sense of humour

[Madgegames]

Please turn this into a spin off series!!!

[SMPsis]

Oh yeah, I just remembered biscuits = cookies in England. I was expecting an American biscuit.

[Tr1nityrecords]

This is actually... really good!

[CharlieeFX]

No...

[BlazingAbie]

part 1 and part 2 maybe hes best vdeos yett

[PIGsDiablo]

Did anyone else see the bakery biscuit man had already ate someone..?  0.0

[madkid1999]

PPPFFFTTTTT and you said this was little evidence its LOADS!!!!!

[xCredencex]

This video is scary if you've played Killing Floor during the Christmas season ;_;

[aa777nx]

That's what he gets for using last stand.

[DanyCowman]

fake

[noconflictbanana]

@DanyCowman

Anything else you wanna say? Mr Obvious?

[DanyCowman]

@noconflictbanana No conflictbanna, but you need to get a felt for your ride cymbal :)

[noconflictbanana]

Respond to this video... 

Would rather let my ride cymbal breathe, it needs to resonate beautifully, i have a felt on the bottom and i think thats the only necessary thing.

[DanyCowman]

@noconflictbanana haha okay

[Holygiant]

Can't wait for part 2,789.46!

[GumballGeoff]

That was the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life! I watched it just before I was about to eat my gingerbread man too! My gingerbread man is staring at me now... watching... waiting...

[JediGuild]

I hope he doesn't have a concussion @ 0:45

[SinisterAnimationS]

Press 3 for professional landing.

[Drewberdooba]

Brilliant

[Jwad70]

Damnit....now I want a ginger bread cookie

[ichipmunkedit]

all i could think of the whole way through this was "buttery biscuit bass" :0

[TheLizzardOh]

Did the man with the gun live!?

[klut1]

Haha

[evviefoxx]

Anyone else can't stand the obscene amount of noise the birds make in every video?

[lluvank]

PRESS 9 FOREVER FOR FOREVER DYING

[pointblizzy]

Ted..If you make this into a real series you will be a millionaire...The youtube community will make sure of that!!

[jacotarver]

i really like it.wen r u gooin 2 upload part 2?!?!?!?!

[PartyPeanutChow]

wow this is like the longest video you guys have had

[gir0and0smoove]

when is part 2? o:

[Tr1nityrecords]

This is actually pretty good. I'd pay to see this at the cinema.

[evanse47]

what the f**k!?O_O

[Runescapehalofreak]

I think I won't watch this. It looks really creepy.

[wackaful]

@Runescapehalofreak

Its actually really funny lol you must watch it!

[ScarlettRegret]

did you cut ur hair?!

[Lobstefoots]

run, run, as fast as you can, you cant escape me, I'm The GINGERBREAD MAN!!!!!!

[hritroy]

so...ted, when will you upload the part 2?

[startug]

@hritroy With the unfortunate death of Ted's best friend Joe, I don't think they want to continue.

[BFHKevin]

There's 2,789.46 parts to go because the description said it.

Herp a Derp.

[TrixyExen]

omg....i guess i wont be able to sleep tonight....

[gonzalezryan24]

Were is part 2

[motormouth1000101]

Warning block all cookies from the internet.

[motormouth1000101]

this film look painfully painless.

[Vegeta43240]

Bad gingy bad

[AmeyTV]

@MarblesStudios "i didn't know that digestive was your brother"

[fulltimeweirdos]

lol, i like how he threw a rope down to rappel but fell down and got up like it was nothing.

[MarblesStudios]

Did Ted say "I did not know Jester was your brother!"? It was very... hard to hear.

[TheIncredibleD1701]

When can we expect part 2?

[BlackLionFilms]

At 0:24 i thought that was Joe failing at life again LOL

[Videoboy45]

World class editing here xD.

[Keza01904]

did he say "i didn't know that digestive was your brother"?

[bored0stiff]

@Keza01904 Yep

[arcadeportal32]

OMFG SANTA CAME EARLY!!!! MOMMY, MOMMY, CRUSTY THE CLOWNS HERE!!!!

[Jtp101z]

haha

[zxMUFOxz]

i lold

[BitesHisTail]

this is so awesome ! xD

[kunalbajpai]

Why does his head made a sound of an empty tin can at 0:48

[Videoboy45]

@kunalbajpai LOL.

[Bigdog6665]

Did the guy with the M16 jump out of a house window and go through the front door? Why not just walk down the stairs lol?

[miteyboosh23]

To be crumbtinued....

wait for it

wait for it

....

LMFAO

[panda100123]

Part one of 2,789.46 and a half.

Um... Half is 0.5 how the hell is there half if there is already a decimal? Lmfao

[goodflo911]

I could tell this was shopped, I have seen many a pixels and eur how did it go again?

[lebocharp]

Holy shit bro that was INTENSE

[WeaklingNoobMaster]

13 people who disliked this got killed by the evil cookie...

[JKDspirit]

this is soooooooooooooooo hilarius hahahahhahahha

[trbossdoggy]

How did you do this "Bass" Sound Effects at 1:00 ?

[TrampolineThomas]

press 8 for noo

[firestarter1357]

so many good memories as you walked around your house :D

[sweetcocojam]

hahahaha!!

[zacbrain]

I wish my local cop wore a Necrophagist shirt ;-;

[Hanpantheflyingman8D]

Press 3 repeatedly, I have a stupid sense of humour.

[pointblizzy]

As long as the next episode starts off with Ted tied to a chair in a basement...I'm satisfied!!

[TheComplifused]

why would he come down the building and go up the stairs -_-

[nemesis962074]

Part one of 2,789.46 and a half. lol

[Brian15P]

Dosen't He need milk to die lol

[theNomadz]

I love all your vids Ted but this takes the biscuit.

[TheXenoSphere]

Nice Necrophagist shirt

[AideeJennifer]

When are you going to make more videos????!!

[chriskeen84]

Awesome!!!

[SPRVLN1]

no

[TheSunglasse]

:o tedcrusty made a comeback with teh scary

[jamesplotkin]

Brilliant!

[Th30Hacker]

Amazing

[letterheads]

Nhoo....

[MrLordmoviemaker]

bUT wHERE iS pART 2

[3rddecade]

@MrLordmoviemaker lETS jUST wAIT aND sEE

[MrLordmoviemaker]

THIS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSS  SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSOO FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY

[AssassinChick97]

LMFAO!!!

[fsx12354]

LOL

[motormouth1000101]

If the biscuit reminds any one of Sir Allan sugar he'd become caramel if you set him on fire and then you can say to him you're fired.

[kikoman78]

this video is nice but the real question is, will it blend?

[kunalbajpai]

Did you see the scary face at 1:09, I just crapped in my pants...

[sewRsk8R]

I'm scared now! how was this not flagged on youtube! all the gorys graphics are too much!

[GoldMindStudios]

6 people got over baked.

[Superchickenman159]

this is a crumby movie

[TheTokyoo]

hahaahahahahah this was so funny!!! PART 2 PLEASE :D

[marlastrongbow]

NO...

[Jannik3366]

you, sir, will be big in some years!!!

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just kidding , your vids and effects are awful. still <3 ya.

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not at all

[cockroachhornetwasp]

hurry up and make part 2!

[gckbowers411]

You are the funniest, most hilarious fraud on Youtube. Great job.

[gonzalezryan24]

Bakery biscuit man must be the one that keeps killing Joe

[hiimryanolan1337]

what does he say at 1:03?

[therobslob]

@hiimryanolan1337 he says: No! I didn't know that digestive was your brother!

[Gairm]

Well, now... That just takes the biscuit!

[TxnkzrHD]

so he falls down from upstairs to then walk back up the stairs hmmm

[crapsonification]

Where is the:  ''Noh'' at the end ?

[Airickk2021]

JWPItrailer

[RIPdixiecarter]

There WAS a reason behind that genetic experiment.

[tehscrubshow]

i hope to see the sequel in theaters

[crimsoneternity]

lol, yes!!

[TheOzzMan22]

hell yeah necrophagist

[AideeJennifer]

:O amazing acting

[FuckAroundFilms]

He sure does keep it Crusty!

[skiie]

God fucking damnit Ted Crusty were the fuck do you put all of the pussy you get from this shit? HOW DO YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET WITH EVERY FEMALE WITHIN 5 MILES CONSTANTLY OFFERING YOU ORAL SEX? why the fuck can't i be you for just 5 minutes.

[TheSweetOblivion]

I think the Bakery Biscuit Man is Joe! Or maybe a creation of Joe! Or maybe Ted is the Biscuit Man! Or maybe Ted IS Joe! Or ma- *gets whacked in the head by the biscuit man* >.<

[LivingDeadVideos]

@TheSweetOblivion *Walks in*

Aye SweetOblivion, you still making funny video comments?

*Finds your dead body.*

... Nuh-oooo... D:

[TheSweetOblivion]

@LivingDeadVideos Don't worry, you're next.

Nuh-ooooo

[nappy0742]

too funny

[Neosacrifice]

Struggled to see the cuts.

[10majfar]

1:00 onwards; great acting! This is Hollywood material!

[mariobros616]

you should have used v.a.t.s!

[DermioRG]

Still the best acting I've seen from any film industry in years.

[aomeara193]

The golf club and ladder make the same sound when they hit ted. Those movie buffs in Hollywood would have us beleaving they make different sounds........ KEEP IT REAL TED

[s1lenced]

why you shoot at bakery biscuit man, everyone knows he can only be killed by a giant glass of milk. low fat, preferrably.

[BuildersBlockStudios]

D-A-M-N.

This HAS to be THE MOST bad-ass video TedCrusty has EVER done. Period.

I can't WAIT for more.

[Known2BUnknown]

Alright then joe hows your time with the bakery biscuit man going?........No......

[webbhead92]

I burst out laughing when he abseiled past the window.

[aomeara193]

@webbhead92 Best bit by far



[Aaron16RamseyTHEBest]

Awsome!

[TheStopmoCo]

Damn. I will never look at Gingy in the same way ever again :/

[motormouth1000101]

He could have made the ladder more Severe.

[IfOnlyAlice]

Wow this must of taken years of special effect learning!

[supermatthew222]

TedCruty, Never change, please? I will be sad the day you start uploading videos that lack theses advanced special effects.

[Fistwagon]

Funny, terrifying, adrenaline pumping and absolutely delicious.

[Warkid1993]

this is the best thing i've ever seen

[corncornrocks]

@deathgrip1092 DOUGH no you didn't!

[Robloxwii]

@SuperMagickid1000

No shit

[SuperMagickid1000]

0:23 IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU WILL SEE HE JUST USED HIS FAKE MAN TECHNIQUE. WHEN HE WAS UP THE ROOF HE THREW HIS CLOTHES BUT HE DID IT FASTER TO GIVE IT A REALISTIC FALL

[1wwegirl2]

@SuperMagickid1000 Obviously. People are just saying stuff like 'omg thought sfx are so amazing' because they are just having a joke. Just chill were not dumb.

[deathborn2000]

@SuperMagickid1000 Is it possible you're a wizard?

Holy crap, this is a